Naruto Abridged 18

[jcrules202]

YA CLUCKY IS BACK

[JMMitch17]

Frog:who the **** are you!

Naruto:im Naruto and i summoned you!

Frog:bull****!

Naruto:well thats a nice mouth you got on you.

Frog:shut the **** up you ****'n sack of ****! ****!

Naruto:now that ive summoned you will you listen to me?

Frog:**** no!

Naruto:how about if i hold onto you for a really long time?

Frog:**** why didnt you say so ****'n earlier! that changes everything!

[SmokerandTokers]

GARBAGE DAY HAHAAHAHAHA *BOOM*

[famousboy1994]

LMFAOOOO HE SAID can sasuke come out to die?

[iSushi3000]

zoo telling that to my religion teacher

[AceSanji108]

Gimme back my hockeystick eh

[TheMCN038]

it was my cutie Gaara-kun <3 <3

[IzzyVargas2012]

NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE CURRY OF LIFE!!!

[TheSolarowl]

Naruto: and since nothing interesting happens for a while, we're gonna go ahead and skip to the beginning of the next chunnin exams!

Sasuke: well that a waste if a good chunk of episodes.

Naruto: Sasuke, I have three words for you; Curry-of-Life!

[kokokoful]

garra in the real series and the abridged one is EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

[W0lvesKey]

"Blue-huh? Blue! BALOO! BLUUUEEWE! Baloo! What the-? BLUE! Blue! BLUUUUEE!" *cries*

Sounds about right, brain-training sucked monkey balls D:

[Xanegoh]

@W0lvesKey agreement

[TannersTinyRepublic]

"i summoned you!"

"BULL SH*T!!!! "

[racheybaby99]

"Haha, moo..."

"Haha, clug..."

"Haha, boobies..."

"Haha, tweep..."

I now have a full collection of these sayings.

[UzumakiSonic619]

NOOOOOOOO BAKI!!!!!!!

[Narutoandpokemongirl]

Lol kakashi your so mean to put up a sign saying no demon foxs xD

[Akmenos1991]

Jesus was a ninja?!?!?!?!

[abcdefg3148]

yes Naruto Jesus was a ninja

[abcdefg3148]

Is that a guy in the corner watching them? 1:41

[racheybaby99]

@abcdefg3148 hmm, maybe if you watched the show...

[abcdefg3148]

@racheybaby99 I do watch the fucking show. I'm way past that So I forgot alright? And Anyway, Now I am pretty sure 'Its that closet pervert Ebisu' 

[racheybaby99]

@abcdefg3148 wow, anger issues much? Anyway, I wasn't trying to sound (if text could talk) offensive, so sorry.

[abcdefg3148]

@racheybaby99 Sorry I am in a bit of a bad mood, probably not fair to take it out on you sorry. And yes I took it as an arrogant comment lol

[racheybaby99]

@abcdefg3148 *shrugs* I kinda think I sounded a bit like Kakashi, with my lazy, small yet arrogant comments ^_^

[abcdefg3148]

@racheybaby99 hahaha that made me laugh

[racheybaby99]

@abcdefg3148 oh wow, lookie here, we spammed the comment section ^_^

[BlueWolf706]

"Blue. Huh? Blue! Blue. Blue-u-u! Buh-loo! Blue! I said blue!! Blue! Bloo-hoo-hoo! Bluuee. Okay, so when do we start?

[iNtErNeTLAMA12]

DAmn i need to go to church more

since jesus was a ninja

[dreamergirl4vr]

lol ninja jesus..

[kokokoful]

if they say bastard in the real series why dnt they say fuck

[kokokoful]

I LOVE GARRA OF THE FUNKKK

[YelloJelloFTW]

Bl-ue... *cries*

[geni9966]

Dam some dirty mined frog, lol.

[polocatfan276]

WTF IS THIS? I CLICKED ON CHUGGAACONROY!

[feefee290000155]

@polocatfan276 :D

[Raveman01]

@polocatfan276 chuggaa :D

[polocatfan276]

@Raveman01 i literally clicked on chuggaacconroy and it brought me to this

[BleachBunneh]

5:25 BOOOOBZ! lol

[aabceacba]

"I want you to walk on water" "Like Jesus?'' ''Yes Naruto, like Jesus!" "Wait a minute, does that mean Jesus was a ninja?" "Yes Naruto, Jesus was a ninja!!!" "Really?" "NO!!! NOT REALLY!!!"

-ROTF- Oh that joke's hysterical! LOL!

[breezecodi]

Three words: CURRY OF LIFE! if u haven't seen it, run! Run now before it's too late! Save yourself!!!!

[LCnzCampbell]

YAY! Jesus a NINJA YOUUR AWESOME!

[kamiko4ever]

Jesus was a ninja...best. Joke. EVER!!!!!!

[RAZERBACK777]

COOKA COOO!!!!!

Holy s#!t a giant chicken

[TeamDeadLight]

Brainage Academy or whatever it's called is a bitch like that.

[Kamau38383]

o god why



[Kamau38383]

huh i thought i heared something death from above o snap o god the infection screem

[ttamarts]

Does that mean Jesus was a ninja?That explains so much about religion

[Yugiohretards]

That frog sounds like my uncle frank,

[Yugiohretards]

BLUE! B-LUE! *sobbing* B L U E!!!!!!

[souleaterisawesome13]

*Read the bottom one first v v*

Gaara: Okay! Oh god! Fine I'm leaving!

Shikamaru: Daaamn! That was harsh!

Naruto: Had to be done, Shik, had to be done.

[souleaterisawesome13]

Gaara: Mess up my funk will you? I f***ing kill you! Funk coff- Naruto: Stop it right there Gaara! Of the funk! *oochi oochi oochi oochi Gaara of the funk!* Shikamaru: Was that really nessisary? Naruto: Nah, it's just been a while since we did it. Gaara: Get out of here. I'm going to kill him and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Naruto: There is one thing! Gaara: What? Naruto: If you don't leave him alone... I'll dance again! Gaara: You wouldn't dare! Naruto: *starts dancing*

[souleaterisawesome13]

Well this doesn't look too hard! 'Kay 2+2=4, that's 8, 5, green! Red! Blue! Huh? Blue! Bleeeuuue! Blue you you! Buh loo! What the- bluuuue! Son of - Blue! Blue!! Bluhuhue! Blue hoo hoo!!! *sigh* Okay, so when do we start?

[TWlight1990]

Gaara: Hi...

Kakashi: What are you doing here?

Gaara: Can Saskue come out to DIE!?

Kakashi: Not now...

Gaara: Ok...How bout now?

Kakashi: Will you go away!

[CecePerks]

Naruto: Wait, does that mean Jesus was a ninja?

Jiraiya: Yes, Naruto. Jesus. Was. A. Ninja.

[johncena01243]

OBJECTION!!! how does kakashi know about sasuke vs gaara when the guy doesnt write the matchs on his napkin the night before the tourny? :O!

[fireneko100]

INO "I don t want to catch your uselessness"

SAKURA "ok"

XD

[MrDudenaldo457]

Holy **** its a chicken

[chewieantant12]

When I watched this show I hardly noticed how little meaning Sakura has

[MusicKunoichiOfTheLe]

BLUE!!! What? No-the answer is: toothbrush

Naruto: What the hell?!

[silvicroft]

Jeasus was a ninja (log) :)

[tinkrr]

oh my god all jesus followers are ninjas

[MaximiliaXecro]

Gotta love swearing toad

[MaximiliaXecro]

5:39 Don't suck this time

Summon: You suck

[LoneWolfCreator]

Yay Hayato survived!

[InuMermaid82]

Naruto: "Hey look it's Crispin Free- Oh, nope. Nevermind. "

Me: That's what I said!!!

[SonVegito13]

heh tweet

[SonVegito13]

BBBBBLLLLUUUUUUEEEEE BBUUU-LLLLLLOOOOOO

[WolfiOfTheAkatsuki]

That is one sweary toad...

[antisadism]

Baki is a brony.

[megachibiangel12]

Toad:***************

Naruto:O.O oh mah gawd

[zack14able]

there is one thing -dances- garra: ok stop!

[conkerzgrate]

2+3=4 then blow blow! blow! :(

[byakugan422]

damn"... That was harsh.  Had to be done shiek had to be done....mBOOBS

[Ashitaka2011]

Hehe......tweet

[Fanofgaara100]

Naruto- Well this doesn't look so hard. 2+2=4, That's 8, 5. Green. red. Blue. Huh? BLUE! BLUUE! BLU-IU-IU! BAH-LU! What the... BLUEEEE *sob* BLUE *sob* Blue... *sob* Blue...Bluhuhuhue...*Sob* Blue... Ok so when do we start?

xD

[WWFANFI]

1:35

Does anybody notice Rock Lee stalking Jiraya and Naruto on the side of a house

[51LILT]

BLUE!!!

[666jok3r]

6:00 - 6:30 i laugh my F***ing a** off! XD!!!

[OGonawayWrestling]

@666jok3r To desensitized to type the words "Fucking", and "Ass" I see. Fucking dumbass

[mechawolf17]

curry wasn't that bad, cause they fought one of the 7 swords men of the hidden mist, and lee got drunk!! lol!!!



[markdiaz512]

BOOBS! I laughed so hard I couldn't breath

[dmanlip]

whaat was that dumbass song that naruto danced 2?

[Bthakilla4rilla]

Wait he'll dance AGAIN? I never saw him dance a time before this.

[TheMario810]

@Bthakilla4rilla last episode (episode 17)

[clawingfang]

Chief toad for the FTW.

[TaLLyZwOlF021210]

Yes, Naruto. Jesus was a ninja.

[tolisios]

This guy from the boat he suposed to be on naruto(original)for 5 with 30 sec and at the abriged series not only he play at turcha vs power or something like that the protagonst but he is and cool.

[TDBanimefan]

Everyone who hasn't watched the real series, the cury of life was a chunk of episodes where naruto and some others do some pretty out of topic shit...people consider it the most boring part of the naruto series....a lot of episodes were wasted...

[ickiesmickie]

"Throw of my funk will you? I'll fuking kill you! Funk cof.."

"Stop it right there Gaara.... of the FUNK"

I swear I laughed so hard at that part xD

[MorioTH]

Kakashi: "Sorry, Sharingans only Naruto"

Sasuke: "Yeah, Sharingans only!!"

[72dragonslayer]

@MorioTH sharingans only bitch



[AnimeAddict426]

That toad sounds like my older brother....lol

[iCanbEYOURrUKIA]

"Hi, can Sasuke come out to die?" XD I fucking love this.

[Shaman05line]

What does he say "...Says what?" lol



[ttamarts]

Curry of life yeah!

[SevenDeadlySins6]

What chu talkin' about, eh? The curry of was awesome!

[ninjalegendify]

BOOBS I MEAN NARUTO

[imatree100]

"I like the pink one" that line will haunt my nightmares

[jojoegamer]

GARA...

OF THE FUNK

[jojoegamer]

YAY CLUCKY.

Jesus could have been a ninja if he wanted to.

[jojoegamer]

YAY CLUCKY.

Jesus could have been a ninja if he wanted to.

[CelestialDragon69]

I've had to deal with Brain Age too, Baaluu!! funny thing is I'll say boo and it accepts it.. either that or say random shit and it will think i said blue.... WTF?!

[ToaDarxx]

5:24

[SakuraandSesshomaru]

Ya, I've played Brain Age before, and that can get pretty annoying.

[twilightmoonprincess]

If Jesus really was a ninja, I would convert to the Christian faith in an instant. XD

[Bostonkid121]

Give me back my hockey stick eh......

[runswithlolwolves]

those nintendos!!!!! i walk in and my cousins screaming at it sobbing her eyes out i take it for one second and yell FUCK in it and BAM!!!! right answer!!!!!

[killa2483]

boobs



[TheFawfulfan]

1:13 the log is his own character! Look how he has his own screenshot in the opener!

[HorroribleCosplayers]

Aw! I thought jesus was an awesome ninja! How dare you crush my hopes!!! T^T

[MrJohnbobson]

ok boki, its Baki, whatever... so bochi LOLOLOL

[BeautifullyDark46]

Yes.... Jesus was a ninja. LMAO!

[KarinetSasuke01]

Sensei i think we need to talk about your creepy obsession with animals

[LastDawn8]

Or that works too....

WHO THE FU(K ARE YOU?!

[jjismyname98]

"See? I sounds like birds...Hehe...tweet..."

[ambugger]

I have one thing to say

KUNG FU ACTION JESUS!

[cadillacRox]

3:22

I like the pink one.

...Pinkie Pie!

[XDYingYang]

Thumbs up if you read this comment, and I know your reading it because You now know what I'm saying!!

JK

Thumbs up if you wanna be a Jesus Ninja!?!?!?

[TheMlabGirl]

Omg ..

Gaara: Can Sasuke come out and die now.

Kakashi: Not now

Gaara : Okei .....

Gaara: How about now?

Kakashi: you go away

[HCKlilylou]

HAHAHHA thumbs up if you also like the pink ponies

[OtakuOxGirl]

What did Orochimaru say at 3:27 ?

[scarletninjas]

@OtakuOxGirl I think he said "ninja who gets killed by hayate says what"

[maanitaman]

@OtakuOxGirl i heard Ninja who can act as an hokage says what?

[imkcaj33]

dont u hate it when ppl that have the most thumbs up either

A. have something thats a spoiler to ppl who havent seen the video or

B. are the exact same ones?

or C. all the above

[touketsuaoienkour12]

Jesus was a Ninja

[scarletninjas]

what was that at the end with gaara and lee

[AnimeXManga1144]

Hoooolllllyyyyyyy S**t it's a giant chicken

lol

[xXRockatomicaXx]

the BLUE BLUEE!!!!! part is from Red vs Blue.. when grif deletes the blues and sarge tries to contact command but they arnt existant so he keeps yelling it... and i just made no sense..

[Velomere]

Lmfao at "Can Sasuke come out to DIE?"

[TIMMYFAN2002]

blue

[Ultimauser50]

I don't blame Naruto, on brain age I have the exacy same problem.

[11wimpdog82]

Normal viewers mind on this video:

Im going to write a funny quote from the video and ruin the joke for someone so i can get thumbs up and be badass :D

[ronaldkoffski]

Jiraya: BOOBS?!?!?!?!

[iluvtenten123]

Gaara: HI

Kakashi:What"re doing here?

Gaara: Can Sasuke come out to die?

Kakashi: NOT NOW!!

Gaara: ok...

....

Gaara:How about now?

Kakashi: Will u go away? XD LOL

[Leesproperty1]

BLUE!!!!... Heh heh tweet..

HEY! Huh-uh! Curry of life was EPIC!

[AnimeVamp1997]

Oookay... try again BUT DON'T SUCK THIS TIME.

lolzzz

[OblivionDeath1]

Haha tweet..

[Gabsew12]

@Gabsew12 I meantt guy

[Gabsew12]

at 1:45 if you look to Jiraiyas left theres a gt by the side of the building

[CatatonicKuroneko]

"Hey look its Crispin Free-

Oh, wait, never mind."

[UchihaaItachii]

BOOBS ! LOL

[CheatMaster737]

Naruto: But I already can do a summoning! See?

Clucky: ka ka

Jiryria: Holy shit it's a giant chicken!

Sorry if names are spelt wrong, and classic comedy.

[kagomefan101]

BOOBS!

Lol that was so random XD

[iheartanime1011]

"Damn that was harsh." hahaha i luv shikamaru

[animekitten1234]

6:04 somebody has a inavigator lol

[FinalFantasyFan11568]

Sad thing is that on the brain train thing...when it comes to that tesat on Brain age the color blue is the one that is often needed to be repeated :P my mom said pink once when it was blue and the game took her saying pink as the right answer XD

[GreedXLingXMichi]

"There is one thing. If you dont leave him alone...ill dance again!" "You wouldnt dare."

[Rockrgrl4]

"Haha. Tweet."

<3

[PikachuGames]

Lololol! The Brain Training thing was sooo right. It never recognizes SHIT.

[farmerAK1727]

BBOOOOOOOBBS!

[MrSamster911]

hey want to go rowing with me/

OH HELLS YES!

[bananaman325]

blue.

huh?

BLUE!

BLUUE!!

BLUUUUUUE!!!!

BBAALLLUUUUUE!!!!!

bluuuee...

blluuue.



[DeathnoteBB]

why DOES Kakashi not train naruto? It was his squad...

[XDarkAllNightX]

@DeathnoteBB Because he was trying to Seal that Tatto that orochimaru put on Sasuke.

[DeathnoteBB]

@XDarkAllNightX yeah, but then after that he could have just trained them all.

[XDarkAllNightX]

@DeathnoteBB Well,He actully trained them but just after the Shippuden thing starts.

[DeathnoteBB]

@XDarkAllNightX so they're left with no help whatsoever during before etheir Chunin exams?

[XDarkAllNightX]

@DeathnoteBB No,Naruto Spent 3 years training with Jiraya,Sasukes With Orochimaru And Sakura With Tsunade.

[oh7mak]

@XDarkAllNightX thot it was 2 yrs

[XDarkAllNightX]

@oh7mak Actully,I Was kinda confuse,I Thought it was 4 years,but it was just 3..And them the shippund thing begins,with a more sexy sakura and other female characters.

[oh7mak]

@XDarkAllNightX going back to ep 1 lol

[oh7mak]

@XDarkAllNightX 2.5 yrs actually ...damn u rounding rules

[XDarkAllNightX]

@oh7mak =\,Hate them...But at least,It's a great anime.

[oh7mak]

@DeathnoteBB basically ya they were on their own well, naruto had jiraya

[DeathnoteBB]

@oh7mak Sakura WAS being trained by tsunadai right? It'd be stupid for her to just be there without a trainer or anything

[oh7mak]

@DeathnoteBB well i meant b4 chunin exams but yah sakura had tsunade in the 2.5 yrs between naruto and shippuden other than that, she only had academy training and exp, so ya not only was she useless, there was no1 to help her in any way

[DeathnoteBB]

@oh7mak yeah I meant before chunin exams. But then again I'm not sure if ino or sakura passe so she wouldn't need training for them.