NS 101

[zinLim]

9:00 The sergeants did that to us in NCC and im a secondary school girl!!

[EmmaWatsonIsLove]

My camera knock it down already. HAHAHAHHAHA

[indrapixin]

why is this chicken hair fat face so fake. don't worry, u will probably end up in the police or scdf. not army

[miuSS501]

After looking at 07:02, I think your NS life will be very fun, happy and relaxing.

[SDNyCzAce]

Patrolling in geylang, Chicken everywhere~

Chicken having fun~

Why we are holding guns~

[prettysaphire]

IntrovertED* person

[xkevxify]

dee kosh, im going in march @~@

[metallicafrog]

@xkevxify wat he saying is true just do it. just think positive n say 2 urself those things i going through will be over one day..just endure it,prepare ur mentality believe me the time u will be damn slow avoid to look at ur watch so often its not like schooling or at home time move fast the more u look u turn frustratedn remember ur love ones believe me!

[xkevxify]

@metallicafrog ermm, did i say im thinking negative about it?! im rdy for it....zzzz 

[XxLovever]

heehee don't drop the soap.

[theDDNJ]

10:50 1:20 4:10 LOL

[TheExtremelyarie]

it means shut up and suck thumbs

[BrendanRW24]

Err best way is to change nationality..

[volkova2121]

lol 4.14 u sound like shen da

[Ignatiusiggy95]

Lol

[XaVRemiX]

where got time for NS?? ORD LOH !

[wysrl]

I ord-ed.. And i am still dreading the annual ippt. Can mindef just scrap it?

[Jintard]

iPad is not given out to everyone. You can't even bring it home or download any games, connect to internet. It has to be kept in the locker, spoil or lost you pay. Lol

[dawormly]

KAN NI NA BOO CHAAAOOO CHEEE BAAAIIII SIMILANJIAO SIMILANJIAO CHAO LANJIAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL

[LoserMcBeaver]

I bet you enjoyed your time there! With all the guys and what not. 

[marcuszhi]

U r so fake. Please fuck off from YouTube a disgrace to singapore.

[xiiAoRaiNz]

this bapok also go tekong bmt ? not clerk meh ?

[MrWhatthebleah]

Great video. :)

[jodyjohan]

STEVEN LIM does his NS already .....

[vanessafann]

Kening highway.

[angsk19]

RESPECT. 

[taufiqsun]

act blur live longer

[N0Negative]

and I thought my sister was annoying ~ How did I get here from BF3....0.o

[Goygfamily]

So boring , ORD already lor , u ord already still make this video for what lol

anyway nice video had a good laught .

[ShuYee1314]

11.36 HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­A

[SDNyCzAce]

ORD LO~

[Xenon2k]

well, you can't really learn to be an extrovert..

[Blazer433]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[kira29125]

god my camera knock it down already hahahahah!

[YouBlinder]

LOL HAHHAAH during my time during my time SHUDAP LA now its my time not your time!LOL

[themuddin]

hahaha sorry we BMT Sargents were just trained to screw you like that

[ssj4terence]

NS aint that bad actually...had a really awesome experience and made alot of friends! I'm pretty sure it made me a better person as well...

[Inn535]

O.R.D O.H?!.

[ThSOHO]

Seriously f***kers stop hating on deekosh. He's one awesome dude whos funny and I'm sure me, along with lots of other singaporeans' days are lit up by this guy. DEEKOSH. ROCK ON DAMMIT

[azmidfilmmaker]

We already have funny stuff about the army. It's a hugely successful film called "Army Daze"

[rhz007]

HAHAHAHHAHAH! THE IPAD !!

[Adyvain]

I hate this guy. Ure so fake. You trying to copy the noose actor accent.ure funny but be original dude. *L*

[texas224]

@Adyvain

starting of the video he already say he is going to annoy you with his fake accent. Walao eh you don't folo intro 1 ar?

[iamking123452]

those were the days...

[lalalala19982]

mixing veg and chicken?

salad chicken mcgrill :3

[ArckinKnight]

Didn't Censor de Vulgarities with "Oh NOM NOM NOM NOM "

[sirusej]

Pple , don listen to dee kosh, he must have be the low life in army, many pple would have pleasant experiences which would have made them a better person.

[benmummyzxc]

@sirusej This is mainly for comedy -.-

[1028Merlion]

Your guide to NS 101 will be really useful for the new soldiers-to-be, i think...i would recommend cyberpioneertv to link this video as their favourite or in their playlist so that no one will miss this! haha....

[QwertyPound]

Can you do a video on "Shit people in NS say"?

[enniewilliams]

why his english like annoying

[farisoct]

Lol listen to eminem non-stop... <_<

DW, ive been doing that long ago LUL.

[RonThe90]

deeeeeee kooossssshhhh... ur funnnnaaaayyyhhhhhhhhhh .

[nasshit]

@sweetestkind can share more of ur NS experince ??? very funny leh

[yihuanlocking]

haahahahhaha

[giveshit1994]

Haha!!

[metetara]

Believe the two years service in army really drive u crzay......

[texas224]

@metetara

Espically if you are posted to a sieong vocation. If you get driver. then GG for u.

[metallicafrog]

@texas224 driver also siong but depend on the unit u are serving.. best of luck ord oh!

[MIRULROCKZZ]

im used to all this.. im in NP in my sec sch nw soo im like used to all this shit..

[JervSeow]

@MIRULROCKZZ NP is like kindergarten for ns....

[NexxusDev]

@11:34 LOL

[BennyNgYK]

@4:12 My Parents Reached Home And The Computer Is In The Living Room

[BennyNgYK]

Ill Be In The Army In 4 Years

[Sher8853]

Dear DeeKosh, you you ever get into an accident and die, don't worry. We will give god Steven Lim, and God will give us DeeKosh !

[VAAAAAAAAGINA]

jesus at least you know you're annoying

[idontknow1209]

Lolol cb sergeant :P

[hexmeohdear]

I can't stand this guy's annoying voice.

[flycookiefly]

@khokhowak im pretty sure this video is for entertainment purposes. chilllll bro

[khokhowak]

No offence and nothing against, you forgot Civil Defence and Police. My point is, if you're done, move on dude. Why rant about something that happened 2 bloody years ago? What can you do? You want to say it to government? i'm no so patriotic myself but maybe you forgot or don't see the point on why male Singaporeans have to serve 2 years of national service.

[xKoreGamingx]

I'm also from Singapore :)

[xKoreGamingx]

Hey guys I'm new to YouTube pls com to my channel and sub to me to support my channel my channel is xKoreGamingx

[jaydenzuko]

Hey I just hit subcribe button! Well done!

[KsterK]

lol. welcome to SAF. lol, we r not devils. we r God

[montfortfreerunner]

6:02-6:08 best " God. My camera knock it down already " LOL

[AuditionGuy258]

any rank,just do only. then Lance Corporal or Private First Class also "Just do only"?

[Enduran91]

Don't Drop your Soap!!!!!

[janson534]

04:57 (Y)



[dom19971]

CB SGT! >.<! 5:36

[cutepoison98]

We all know he loves amos. Im a amos fan as well

[Onli1star]

I "ouch" when I see the kid using the iPad and SLAP the other kid. Haiyo!

[SubieFtw01]

am i the oni 1 begging to go NS

[mo87ml79]

@SubieFtw01 yes you are

[AuditionGuy258]

@SubieFtw01 nope. I am 14 and i am DYING to go for NS

[SubieFtw01]

@AuditionGuy258 hi-five

[chappicakes]

Haha great video, which BMT coy are you from previously?

[firdausgoalie]

@10:54 Do not teach them that!!! Let them find out for themselves! LOL

[Wan2Tiger]

45 days left lol!!! :P

[chaingang90]

last 3 months!!!

[comixboi]

ORD LO!!!

[kalsikum]

Why this video didnt come up on my subscriptions, i tot i subscribed to u alr.... wah youtube screw up sia.

[Bilhan45]

Why are my Singaporean people trying to be like Nigahiga?

[montfortfreerunner]

@Bilhan45 Why Cannot?

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[MoniqueGator]

Very funny - I'm American but some of the Sargent comments reminded me of my Step-father who was a Company Commander (Sargent equivalent in the US Navy). I had to remind him I wasn't a recruit, I bet he wished he could make me 'knock-down' when I was a teenager.

[JustaTinyRedDot]

Happy Chinese New Year everyone! =D

I've made a little stickman animation about Chinese New Year! If you like it, please do share it or send it to your friends toghether with your New Year blessings! Here's me wishing everyone a year of unceasing fruitfulness!

youtube.com/watch?v=POPt5PEOwm­c&feature=channel_video_title

[KoreanSeoulWarrior]

So there are 10-15k monkey maids that actually listen to the 3rd world filipino monkey faggot? And you wonder why Singapore is a shithole LOL

[montfortfreerunner]

@KoreanSeoulWarrior If u dont like. Dont comment

[KoreanSeoulWarrior]

@montfortfreerunner I'm not in your little fucked up island Singapore where all of you bitches are scared of your 2 head bullshit government system so I can say whatever the fuck I want bitch ;-)

[montfortfreerunner]

@KoreanSeoulWarrior orh okay. very proud ah?

[CrackinCrew]

@KoreanSeoulWarrior fuck off then, korean bitch

[KoreanSeoulWarrior]

@CrackinCrew I don't even know what you're replying to but you're proabably a dumb Singaporean chink who is one of the many idiots who watches this Indian/Paki wannabe's gay ass videos because you Singaporeans lack entertainment hence settle for gay shit like this. Thanks asshole for getting me to click your reply in the inbox and leading me to this gay fat Indian fuck :rolling eyes:

[CrackinCrew]

@KoreanSeoulWarrior thanks for the mini essay, prick.

[KoreanSeoulWarrior]

@CrackinCrew Ching chong chink say whaaaa?

[CrackinCrew]

@KoreanSeoulWarrior thanks for the mini essay, prick.

[natomba]

Awesomw, laugh until stomach pain!

[zigzagshift]

How come I haven't found you earlier? Funny funny I laughed. I just POP!

[jakeweiq]

u remind me of some of the jokers in my unit back then,, keep up the jokes man! ppl like u make National Slavery life a little lighter :)

[iNeverCrys]

Useful information about NS =) I'm starting to admire him more than Irritating Mr Steven Lim Bom Bom & Amos. Can't believe that there's even haters to dislike his video. Tsk ! Speechless to HATERS Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk...

[hakemstinson]

11:33 poor ipad. =(

[classyvulgarities11]

NS is the just the beginning. After that it's IPPT/RT/ICT for 10 cycles :(

[GabZChris]

I dare the government to take this down. Guys, take out your iPads!

[AngeloTime]

Hey dee! Maybe you can show us the behind the scenes of your recording of your videos? Just curious...

[Haarishaaa]

You're not the only youtuber who served your NS! Steven lim did too! HAHAHA

[piinkrangerXYZ]

YOU ALL DON'T KNOW HOW TO KNOCK IT DOWN RIGHT, KNOCK IT DOWN ! *awkward *

[DylanSevenfoldism]

HAHAHAHAHAH!

DURING MY TIME AH,MUST SHINE THE SHOES UNTIL THE SARGENT'S FACE CAN BE SEEN ON THE SHOES. DURING MY TIME, SHUT UP AH! IT'S YOUR TIME,NOW MY TIME OK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH. MAKE ME LAUGHED SO HARD!

[binofo]

fuck you dog

[thedarKnight2008]

Either give us more money or reduce the duration of service. Fuck NS!!

[girl4055]

ilI have always love ur video, but this is dissapointing. i dun even know what you are saying

[crazyanimester]

Hi dee kosh, u suck

[taboo810]

i wonder what is ur vocation actually.

[mrlame889]

They can suck my BBBBBBUUUUUAAA! HAHAH!

[MrJieQii]

pls do a vid on amos yee :D

[RoyalExplicit]

Hey can do video on Amos Yee or not.. he sibei gl sia

[arystorm]

I can't wait to use the iPad :>

[iiDoHuHU]

Awesome! :D

[Ezi0AuditoreDiFirenz]

When my girlfriend blows...

Ops wrong lyrics XD

[freakymeII]

yeah jay sean's song is always going through my head when im in that position

[freakymeII]

ORD LOH



[thespianmaxi]

HAHAHAHAHA this is really awesome

[Opps1991]

dude, u should do another segment on NS, going into hendon camp soon, need more laughs more this man!!!

[gibson096]

11:35

(Y)

[plahbutoh]

I know what to do with my iPad next time.

[daisuke87]

When the cold wind blows~

[daisuke87]

Hahaha, where got maximum 20?

[UltimateAveda]

If only you were my sergeant XD it'll be a FUN NS for me~

[Xtr3me3]

haha was ur OC cpt tan guang ji last time?

[skyboiio2]

9 colonel dislike this .

[just4fun1279]

For a person in a Uniform group in Secondary sch and Having power to Knock people down

u will have fun making ppl to Knock it down :)

Hahahaha!!

[missysfx]

omg!i hv to say ur ARE annoying.n like u said,wit ur annoyin eyebrows.lol but i love how u cld switch ur accents in secs.from american to british to mat to ah beng etc etc etc

[ArcSongster]

I want you to be my sergeant sia

[JohnnyHecox]

Thanks for the tip

[ParkEhyun29]

O.R.D.O

[Iolayay]

thanks dee kosh, i'm ready for NS :D

[raihan1994]

I can't wait for NS but I have to finish my studies first.:( soo yeah!

[TheLipSchmucker]

Your accent is nowhere as fake as Amos'.

[TheSayyeng]

LLST - Lan Lan Suck Thumb

[JovinPandemonium]

LOL, DONT DROP YOUR SOAP.

[40ur]

UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP

[GGxSam]

I don't know why I re-watched this like 5 times....

[Itachix520]

can you show us a picture of you when you first entered ns ? :P

[praisecheezels]

"knnbccb~!! simi lj, simi lj..... CHAO LJ~!!!!!!!!" = "Have sex with your mother, what penis, what penis. smelly vagina(?), smelly penis." ROFL

[IMZification]

I've given up my hair for 17 years.... Since i was born... muahahaha.. Botak all the way :/

[deboohno]

I'm a girl and hey, this helps.

[deemacabre86]

Haha do not drop your soap! My fav advice of all time!

[listen2me]

Thank yo u Dee Kosh, this really helps alot. I'm gonna serve in coming March. Geez.

[Si13ntKi11er]

i seriously LMAO-ed at the " Cheebye.. this stupid sergeant" HAHA 5.40

[honmegan]

Pulau Tekong!! MUAHAHAHA, scarly kena sabo!

[pastelghost98]

Dear Dee Kosh,

perhaps you could make a video on how teens in singapore these days are quite. different you may say?

[pastelghost98]

Dear Dee Kosh,

yeah im from the previous comment. i like commenting while watching so i dint watch the whole thingjust now yet.

HAHAHAHHAA so in secondary school we learn all the vulgarities how to fake an illness how to text in class how to be badasss. yeah. thats about whats happening in secondary schools right now. mm hm and army teaches us all the stuff you said around @9.30 i cant really remember them :D

its amazing how the government is going with the "future leaders" of singapore (:

[Ultranationalist941]

lan lan suck thumb OHHH.... ORD OHHH

[Ultranationalist941]

If any of you go police... Its as good as striking 4D

[pastelghost98]

Dear Dee Kosh,

Hi im a student in secondary 2.

Boy would you like to know how vulgar year 1s can be right now (:

[iMsBear]

THE THIRD DOOOOOOOOOOOOR O A O