asdfsaladpunch

[SiSTeRFiSTER100]

Gay.

[blocks223344]

funnier in persion!

[FACEJJ]

@Logistica11735 Video or it didn't happen

[FACEJJ]

@Logistica11735 Of course it can't you silly buns! ^-^

[FACEJJ]

@Logistica11735 I bet a hair on your left nut can't punch a salad though.

[ReadyAimDuck]

@Logistica11735 Maybe you should learn that there are people out there with different senses of humor. Now go cry yourself to sleep.

[ladedads]

WOW! FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[KajouKing]

My reaction: You win

[Usagangster3]

@Logistica11735 Dot Dot Dot A review by Logistica11735............

[JamesHNeary]

@Logistica11735 No one ever said this was the total of my intelligence. I hit a plate of salad because it was in a video I particularly enjoyed and decided to do it irl for some odd reason. I'm not saying it's smart, but at least people are getting a chuckle out of it.

[A7X303]

OMFG THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN ASDF I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING XD!!!!!!

[legomatthew123]

FOR TEH TROLOLOLS AND TEH WINS

[uber1337anders]

I'M PUNCHING A SALAD!!!!!!

Makes me laugh every time.

[JamesHNeary]

@signghuy I honestly have no idea o.O that's really strange 

[JamesHNeary]

@signghuy I'm very sorry for your tragedy sir, but before just a few moments ago, I hadn't heard the name before. I genuinely have no idea how that name came about, especially from a video uploaded from some little town in Indiana. Sorry I couldn't be of more help to you.

[CUWfalcons12]

all you whining bitches, dont watch it if you dont like it. i will guarantee this guy alone has more talent than all of you put together

[rangerfox532]

@CUWfalcons12 fuck yes he does.

[IntoTheNeon]

.....when would you like your free internet(s)?

[SwerveStarEx]

I AM LIKING THIS VIDEO!!!

[Jigallo6654]

Stupid.

[Superbowserlover222]

I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!

[i8246i]

I like your video...but fuck off with the whining.

If you don't like what some douche here says, and its nothing constructive...YOU CAN DELETE IT.

[guitarherolegend55]

Surpulicious can go fuck a gay pony... The internet doesn't need trolls like him... But anyway, this is awesome!

[TheRobloxfighter]

I want to high five this guy

[JamesHNeary]

@Surpulicious - Think about Johnny Cash's version of the song "Hurt" - he didn't write it, but it's one of the most emotionally revealing songs I've ever heard. The NIN version is good too, but for different reasons. The way I see it, good sir, is that you're a troll with nothing better to do other than turn videos into a fecal storm. You seem to really like mine, so thanks for your views. Please learn some compassion and unplug your computer because there are enough a-holes online.

[JamesHNeary]

@Surpulicious - If people didn't enjoy it, there'd be a LOT more negative comments. I don't care if my video has a plot or not - obviously it has likes and positive support. "Nuff said. My IQ really is 140-165. I'm a musician and enjoy creating things all the time. I punched the salad because I saw it in a video and thought it would be funny to actually watch since I laughed at the animated version. I didn't come up with the idea, but does that mean all good things can't be based on others?

[JamesHNeary]

Whomever keeps making accounts and spamming my video, please stop. I've never done anything like that, and I doubt I've ever done anything to personally offend you. If I have, message me about it and we'll talk it out. Seriously - I try to be a kind, easy-going person to everyone I meet. If I did something to make you so mad at me as to post on 2 videos of mine now and generate this level of frustration and confusion, talk to me about it. Either that or you like trolling. Either way, please stop

[JamesHNeary]

@Surpulicious If I was a view-whore, I'd be making videos every day, every week, and posting them everywhere to try and boost their numbers. I made this because I thought it was funny, and obviously people have enjoyed it. I'm not a pedophile, I'm not a creeper, and I have an IQ between 140-165 depending on which tests you consult. Real tests. Not the online bullshit. I just happen to have a unique sense of humor. You and all your other accounts can leave me alone now.

[JamesHNeary]

@HartmanJeffy Of course I'm worried about my image - I don't want the people that see this video to think that I did something like that. I'm not insecure, I just don't like others spreading rumors about me and causing others to feel a certain way about me when the facts behind it are false. Why not do the internet a favor and kindly hit your computer with a hammer as hard as you can and stop being an instigator of frustration and misinformation.

[JamesHNeary]

@HartmanJeffy and @Commingforyou - I highly doubt you two know me. By no means am I a pedophile, and I have NEVER done anything like this to anyone. Seems to me like you "two" are the same people that like to troll other videos of people near my hometown. I don't wear a GPS anklet, I've never been in trouble with the law, and I'd NEVER do anything that deplorable. Seriously. Knock this childish charade off.

[mightybatillo]

I was looking for this one " Macho salad" watch?v=RGz5lLot4Q0 

[CUWfalcons12]

james neary. you are the best person i know hahhaha freggin hilarious dude.

[LeoIce2000]

haahahahah 

[nintendork64]

funniest thing I've seen all day! he scream was perfect!

[infinitedestroyer902]

Never shall I look at salads the same way again!

:D

[infinitedestroyer902]

Never shall I look at salads again... :D

[masonbryan1]

this should SO make it on to Tosh.0

[BooTheGhost52]

Lmao

[xashes21]

Salad Logs In...

James Logs In...

Salad Logs Out...

[davejoshproductions]

Cool

[TheSilentOne50]

that was an epic salad punching scream!

[DESPERAN0]

WHAT THE FREAK????

[TheCosmicFireStar]

well at least he's not tossing the salad :P

[chatcress]

vegetarians consist mostly of meat, mostly

[239ale]

You look a lot like me. Im scared even more now xD

[JamesHNeary]

Just a quick note to the overwhelming response to this video - never thought it'd get more than like 50 views. Thanks to everyone that has watched, thank you to TomSka for favoriting and commenting, and I may be fat/ugly, but I love what I do =) Also, that salad was on a paper plate. It didn't hurt at the time, but once I stopped, my hand was kinda swollen lol.

[Zayuro]

Punch salad.. Yummy yummy.. Punch salad

[AlexDCl]

He's gonna break his wrist.

[TheToasterTV]

oh yeah, and....eddsworld faved this

[molmol009]

u are ugly :D

[Fleashosio]

asdfmovie3 in a nutshell.

[Zeta368peep]

Poor salad

[Shows42DAY]

(The next day) He's very tired but still punching the salad.

I'M PUNCHING YOUR SALAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

[rangerfox532]

lmao james. awesome.

[1337RussianCoDPlay3r]

Keep pressing 5.

[ocp188]

I love the part where he's punching the salad!

[TheMultiduo]

new t shirt xD IM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD

[Ultimatrix505]

lol

[MisterJohnnyWalrus]

I am here to discuss the Punching Salad Disorder.

PSD has been plaguing mankind for years, and we strive for a cure.

Donate now to "Cure For PSD"

[gkcl1]

@MisterJohnnyWalrus shit no, thats the one disorder i would want

[lethraxin]

Hilariously idiotic. 

[tomsonuy]

stupid asshole

[3xmaTzex3]

this is...awesome xD 

[hairypeebee]

i dont even want to imagine what he would do if he watched pain olympics.

[vmiki888]

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twistedsk8]

This is gold.

[PllSteinar]

Is this a meme yet?

[Floopman15]

@PllSteinar Almost...

[nubber56]

The new Slipknot.

[DrZirta]

I'M PUNCHING YOUR SALAAAAAAAD!

[AsemoVundrafeh]

tee hee

[luedriver]

...and that is why kids should not watch YouTube...

[TheTylerKauffmanShow]

thease kinds of pepole should not be aloud on the internet

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

@TheTylerKauffmanShow

you're subscribed to shane dawson. you're not allowed to have an opinion now go to your room and stay there

also

>thease

>pepole

>aloud

[TheTylerKauffmanShow]

@ScrewLimbBizkit well at least im not a crazy fan boy who reanacts stuff from the internet

[SLASHERHEATH]

okay then.. *backs away slowly*

[LawrenceLayer]

and then the universe was fucked

[unrealorzable]

How did your hand feel after that?

[IkaruzBlack]

Now i wanna punch a salad ô.o

[supra516]

well what you expect, hes fat so obviously he is scared of salad.

[HerzogZosa]

i woud like to see " you have something in your face *punche* IT WAS PAIIIIN!!!" in real ^.-

[BartiderWaldschrat]

@HerzogZosa yeaahh,.....thats a good idea,....where is my "good" friend,.......

[greendaypsp]

I Have A Sudden Urge To Punch Salad

[heavenhicks74]

@greendaypsp me two

[BartiderWaldschrat]

what a freak,...what a very very funny freak :)

[elfia1]

ASDF movie is very inspiration.

Infact...

OMG there is like something on your face

*FACE PUNCH*

IT WAS PAIN! MWHAHAHAHAAH!

[HeroCharley]

awesome.

[TomSka]

This makes it all worth it.

[elfia1]

@TomSka

I totally and completely agree with your comment.

[thetesch7]

@TomSka you brought me here

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

ART

[helloimdevan]

ok bro thats freaking hilarious