What NOT To Say During Sex

[heav420]

is you're name really Heather?! ahah thats my name too! =) <3

[im2cute14]

Oo Jessica!!  Lmao!

[OoDarkVoicesoO]

lol..bengay.haha

[SilverGunZoO]

Disgusting

[AliensMadeUs]

hahahaha

"You know my ex used to swallow, and gargle"

made me laugh =)

[loldianaaa]

lmao...i've said some of these....

[AliensMadeUs]

@loldianaaa Because you are inconsiderate!

No penis no game. Appreciate the PHALLUS- or placid companion-. - haha

[Angieanything]

You guys were awesome together! So hilarious!!

Much love!!

[ohdoshutit]

lol - i am proud to say i have experienced a couple of these!

[ViciousLeeArcane]

lmao, Wow! What else do you think we could fit in there?

[lilbabyElizabeth]

lol " Its so cute".

[AMERICANBIKINIGIRLS]

I agree! W

[thechickenchaser]

OMG that is funny!

[yndigoyen500]

I want a baby U should get tested Do u take Visa? I had better

 Could I get ur friend's #? shes hot

[AtomAnthony]

Hahaha, oh wow. Just wow. Five-star'd

[OrryBoy]

ROFL !!!! what about i hope no one listen

[Reschat]

:-P

They call me Flash...

[DraGorian777]

R done yet ? that is totally turn off.

[pbrskater26]

Ha ha ha god damn

[TAMMpON]

lol I heard all these I am sad too personally admit!?!:(

peaceouTy!

TAMMpON

[Bohn2]

LOL Ben Gay love the video heather. very funny the whole video ;-) five stars

[0ldhack]

2:10. I actually jerked off with bengay one time in my grandmas bathroom. was a nightmarish experience. one I was in terrible pain and two I couldn't tell anyone why.

[Ellvanda]

awesome!

[BeyondWrittenWords]

lulz, good

[TurkishPoltergeist69]

Here's another one: "Oooh, I gotta go poop, brb!"

[nebnubs]

"Um.. I have this sort of vomiting problem whenever I get excited..."

"Ok, I'm getting really bored now."

[ROBwithaB]

"Hi Mom".

"You really need to paint the ceiling".

"Oh, THERE it is."

[NinkComPoop]

LOL at ''Oh look your neighbours waving! Hey!'' LMAO Funny shit.

[LyricalWax]

haha, "dont worry its just a rash" lol.

[artworkslive]

i think i just came.

first MANually.

then FEMininely.

i swear, i'll re-subscribe to both of you in the morning, really......btw, what are your names again?

[nathounathou]

Looooooooooooool

[zeroarashi]

lol. <3

[BrutalWaffle]

that was awesome! 5stars

[katConfidential]

Hahahaha.... yeah I've probably said at least half of those, especially the one about the burning sensation.. Damn those experimental minty lubes.

All I could think while watching this is how much I'd want to squeeze between the two of you.

.......in a video.. I mean.... *cough*

[TheReceptionist]

Great. Now you tell me.

[posterchildsuicide]

is it okay if its a little dry?

[ujdo]

Ben Gay!  HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[matrix2k3]

what can I say...

WIN!!!!!!!!!

as always

[MYSHELLSEA]

Soooo funny!!! awesome vid.

xoxo

Maddy

[JimmerSD]

"What happened to the condom"?

[ooolong9]

"you are so lucky my hormones make me need this" lol that was the best one. I could say that to the hubby when i am pissed off and we do it anyway. lol

[Karina061988]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! ommggg freeken amazing XD hahahaha i nearly pee'd

[LupineL00pine]

Obsquatch seems like a great guy. Checked out his videos.. and just to piss him off (which would somewhat amuse me) let me just say..

Obsquatch, dude, you make me LOL man.. U M4k3 m3 LMAO like a LOLgasming ROFLCOPTER. Yeah, U got PWNED!!

I thought the burning Busch had a commandment about Jessica.. I mean Heather, making naked videos. You can't defy the burning Busch! You can't I yells te ye!

Oh Heather.. I died laughing at "Not that one, you have to go.. lower".

Five stars FTMFW! LOL!

[obsquatch]

Holy fuck, I just punched myself in the neck out of pure rage after reading this.

[LupineL00pine]

YES! Victory!

Sobcrotch (new nick-name thing is still going on right?) , you don't know what that punch meant to me. It's like I got fisted in the right way when your neck was smitten by your mitten hands. Bless you kind sir, for your delightful self abuse has made my day.

[rhythm7a]

"My sister does that too".

[jenzatron]

Foreplay is sooooooo overrated :P

[AngloBaptist]

HA! Nice. Well done, Super Squatch. The Squatchsploitation vids are fabulous. And this could be the beginning of a wonderful "How NOT to" series.

I just wish Squatch were acting.

[supervillan]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH "its like tafy" so wrong!, and there is something else that shouldn't be said "You remind me of my mother" or " You remind me of my father"

[benzone50]

oh guys, that was just too good!

great way to finish on "Jessica Rabbit"

[solidgold451]

good stuff

[kittyprydekissme]

This was funny. ☺

But why would you be having sex with.... Obsquatch?

You could do much better.

[misspacman08]

I don't want better, even if it does exist. Better is boring. Obsquatch is a super hero.

[kittyprydekissme]

A super hero who can't read... but who am I to criticise your choices?

The important thing is he couldn't do better. Not at all.

(And that's not an insult to the Squatch. [unapproved nick-name #2])

[AikikaiAikido]

Great video 5*

[VS120sfan]

LOL!

[Gimmeabreakman]

I did Jessica Rabbit. Word.

I already subd to Obfart -- ungrateful asshole. Still waiting for my nudes Jessica, oops, I mean Heather.

[obsquatch]

Look dickweed, I'm just keeping up my part of the bargain. And by the way, you have unsubbed me from your channel TWICE to stay at 9,999. Do you realize how hard it is to figure out a way to not get pissed about being kicked off someone's sub list? Twice? It's harder than clicking that little yellow sub button, for a third time, that's for sure. Who's ungrateful now? Still me? Okay. I can live with that.

Obfart is an unapproved nick-name, but I kinda like it, Gimmeapunchinthepenisman

[Gimmeabreakman]

You're a lying sack of shit. I only unsubd my socks! Make a public apology NOW!

[misspacman08]

Okay nice boys.

[ShamW0W]

lulz

[obsquatch]

I feel dirty. The dirt won't rub off. Oh wait, yes it does. I'm not dirty anymore. Go team us!

[misspacman08]

I like it when you're dirty. Let's go play in the mud - no rubbing off this time tho.

[CousinoMacul]

Hey! I had a crush on Jessica Rabbit. (Not really) :-P

The audio is a lot better.

[paTieNTdEaD]

... Yep sex sells, Sex sells, Jesus, Please Heather, Inspire me.

[rvercks99]

HAHAHAHA that was great

[soulofbass]

lmaoz, lots of quotables, gargling? yikes...

[sundancefilmfestival]

"are you gay?" after i couldn't get it up cause i was drunk and the girl was kinda chubby, that has to top my personal list...

[ThePeacefulCat]

Pure class madame..

-P-Cat

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Awesome, glad you used 'em. Got a couple of direly needed laughs. Good job gang.

:)

[Sc0tyG]

What else not to say during sex "I'm cumming mother" ahaha!

[Maxell720]

HAHAH i've said that wait I got to go get a drink...she knew it was alc.

[CommentorX]

"Aw, comeon, I thought Canadians liked it up the ass..."

"Uh, does your nationalized health plan cover herpes?"

"You were good. Shaycarl was better."

[gooseit]

What a crack up. Thank god I haven't heard the majority of these. ;-)

[Sc0tyG]

lol great video.

[achigurh]

HAHA you guys were great.

"your ass looks just like my last girlfriendo's"

"hang on..i gotta take this call"

"have you ever thought about getting a boob job?"

[killercroc99]

Keep the Birthmark comments to yourself!

*Self conscious about an actual birthmark*

[DHarms07]

"Oooh look! It's so cute!"

I laughed so hard. :D

Also, Jessica Rabbit...again, genius. :D

Much love,

[GoldDaniel]

Awesome video. Another few are: "Oh sorry, you wanted a turn too?"

"Do you mind showering first?"

and "You look like your mother when you orgasm."

[angrypunkbronxkid]

Saying them

All of them.

In one sitting....

[FunLovingCriminals77]

Jessica Simpson

[evilbrainproductions]

i don't need advice ;]