R-Zone Pocket Xtreme Pocket Game Review

[SnakeEater54800]

I swear to god, the random sounds is the lavender town missing freqencies sound

[TheRandomguy06]

I'm glad I was born in 2000 instead

[TheRandomguy06]

2:58

One of the few things that can wake me up in the morning

[zzyxyz000062]

The Virtua Fighter title music wasn't so bad but the in-game music will definately make heads explode!

[ZOSO900]

AHH!! EVERYTHING"S GREEN NOW!!!1

[AnimeGuy9]

I nearly lost it during Virtua Fighter. The music made me want to kill myself, but I suppose that's what i get for wearing headphones. Oh well, I've endured worse...unfortunately.

[Themaniacnextdoor]

The idea for the screen is actually quite clever. The games suck, thats all.

[Rickyw177]

jerk fest

[mattakudesu]

the virtua fighter music made me shit my pants.

[Rayquaza895]

RED ZNE!

[boswell255]

Anyone else find the creepy hidden picture of noseybonk?

[Rayquaza895]

@boswell255 ....I tought it was an audio ripoff from the lavender town missing tunes video, when the missingno spirtes shows, and then the pic of it. lol

[boswell255]

@Rayquaza895 If you run it through a spectogram, it's a pic of Noseybonk, with his hands outstretched. (you can actually "hear" his hands as the two pulses at the start and end lol). It sounds similar because it's the same method they used for the lavender town video (and the ghastly's).

[Rayquaza895]

@boswell255 Binural Beats. Enough sayd.

[acceptthis01]

My eyes! My eyes!

[Kazuo1G]

The sad thing about this is, the Nintendo Virtual Boy actually beats the R-Zone in terms of everything. (Well, except color.)

[Phished123]

R-Zone is a Jerk-fest.....Ashens said it himself.

[whoxChris]

I FEEL BAD FOR 1995's kids....

[Gustavo3451]

Argh My HEAD hurts, no joking D:

[shoyrumaster11]

The Red screen made me think this was gonna be scary! LOL

[meowandmeow]

Also, why the fuck is a tie-fighter shooting other tiefighters? rogue squadron??

[meowandmeow]

what the fuck background is this???? I can't even watch i'm so disillusioned

[Hysteria98]

Lovin' the Pink Panther bed sheet there, Ash.

[crypticlocker]

Not Heinz again!

[KrankieV2]

it's like all those really shitty Tiger games that were one handheld game only with loads of shitty games

[nurikosguardian]

I had the version of this that strapped to your head. I was cock-eyed for several days.

[fivefinger100]

i have to be honest here but in my opinion this handheld has some of the worst ports ive ever seen

[Baseley09]

Worst system of all time.

[Deluxeta]

OMG, At 5:39, I just made a spectrogram of it and it's the NoseyBonk :C.

[Digijedi569]

wasnt youtube created without the intentions of commericlas? GTFO AD I *(-WILL-)* NOT BUY ANYTHING I EVER SEE IN A YOUTUBE AD OR A MOTHERFUCKING POPUP!!!!!!!

[garry12gg]

@Digijedi569 AdBlock Plus for Firefox. USE IT!

[sub2me4areview]

@garry12gg there's a version for IE and Chrome too!

[richkawaiipikachu]

@garry12gg Then find websites disappears due to AdBlock Plus.

[fremag123vif]

This fucked with my eyes.

[TheInformativeGamer]

FUCKING MUSIC

[ChaosMew161]

Review the headset R-Zone!

[alexwilsonNC]

I had the one you wore on your head... I was 11 and fell for the "vr" ad campaign... I broke it intentionally in 15 minutes so I could throw it away without Grandma knowing how shit it was!

[GAMERCUS]

FUCK FUCK GODDAMNIT MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!

[wowpockopaalt]

RED_ZONE

[azo9360]

Where is the sofa?

[NoVa2kII]

ROFLMMFAO2POHAIPM.

[jackassguy111]

transcribe audio at 52: Thats right stability condom wise, because that is actually the screen became a penis. XD

[Rolosmakemegohyper]

On ALL of Ashens videos the advert is the Powerade Energy advert (for me, anyway). Can say it word for word now :D

[yayButter]

Omg i admit, his reviews are hilarious but I think one of the the main reasons I love ashens is because of his accent :3

[applewiththat]

Aaaaaaasfsjejxhuehs usjavjzbshgsshhs ...

Hello whaaaa ? Oh $h!t it's that ahhhhhhhshhxhcjh chchchhchchhcvhhc....

[yasirjahangir1]

my ears started bleeding at 3:01



[Cybernator23]

Jerk-Fest I went to one of those once... It wasn't good.

[dickcheney6]

tiger electronics made all kinds of star wars stuff

[danib577]

I noticed, that if you transcribe audio, its like de-coding a code. just look at what comes out...

[danib577]

Transcribe audio at 3:00, and luagh tull tommorow.

[danib577]

Transcribe audio at 2:08

[pokeplayer935]

The fighting game music was still better then Justin Beiber. 

[lazerlight2010]

1:14 countrys go to camp LOL. im sry but that ust made me crack up for no reason

[TheOdysseyKid]

Virtua Fighter

Hmm... I didn't know a LED game could have a graphics chip that advanced...

[jason123456789210]

the sound at the end, when played on spectogram, is noseybonk

[jason123456789210]

tiger electronics is hasbro

[AP93Playa]

THE MUSIC

THE FUCKING MUSIC

[deepcaptor]

This is so weird D:

[emojo1990]

we need to send this to ashenclone to show how 'rare' it is lol

[LEGOmations0091]

Who in their right mind would want one of these?? Game Boys were much superior actually had animation as opposed to 6 spaces where an X-Wing could go. Also, Game boy came out presumably before the R-Zone, it looked prettier, and it was actually cool. Spend a few extra bucks and get lots of fun and save some tears. (Once they're gone, they're gone, you know :P)

[VintageTopHat]

"Which the company excreted out of its corporate anus back in 1995...." Quite the poet aren't you :}

[Superdarkpit]

GOOD LORD THE MUSIC

[TomAlexWhyte4SALE]

when he said that thing about a giant spider i got a funny mental image :P

[ParkaMod]

Screw the....unconventional game xD nice Pink Panther bedsheets =3 x]

[tannerwaterbury]

Good god! Don't play this in full screen, you'll get a headache from the constant RED.

[schieese]

holy crap!

[spoonshiro]

Good lord that music is HORRIBLE

[Pleinair92]

Star Wars? Virtua Fighter? Batman? How did this piece of shit get the license to so many great and high name products?

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@Pleinair92 Because Tiger Electronics apparently has Lucasfilm and Sega by the tits.

[AerialMan]

Ashens, you should review Tiger's second handheld: The horrible abomination called Game.com.

[nickyj373]

lmao this is a jerk fest xD

[psychonaut25]

still better than nintendo....any type

[Lu666Ka600AA]

LoL, 3:34:

Service for both eyes and ears.

[Lu666Ka600AA]

Looks as good as the 3DS.

[AkitoShen]

still better than a pop station lol

[stuffandthings77]

That noise D:

[DrRabbitz]

No Ashens! Don't off yourself! The world would be 99% less funny

[elixa4]

wow its so interesting how it shines light through a thin piece of plastic and into a mirror... hm I have research to attend to

[SteelSkin667]

XPG stands more for Xtreme Pain Generator!

[Asianallover]

My cock

[JMFSpike]

Anyone who thinks that any other system has games on them with horrible unbearable music that make your ears bleed(numerous NES pirate games for example) obviously has never played an R-Zone.

[Comedylord15]

my god kages theme was murder on my rars

[23nagasaki]

AHH MAKE THE BLINDING RED SCREEN GO AWAY!!!!

[metabog]

At least the square waves seem to be bandlimited.

[domoiscrazy]

hey its the only game that you can break with youre pinky

r-zone=shit-zone

[domoiscrazy]

how the hell would you put it in your pocket

[theYoda98]

this has black and red LED's and it was released in 1995...... Virtual boy portable?

[MegaGamemaster007]

A tiny Virtual Boy -_-

[VauxhaulAstra]

Duvet with the Pink Panther on it!

[S0ryiu]

well now we know where popstation is stealing their tech from.

[rexsteel147]

i think this just either just broke my eyes or my brain.

[rexsteel147]

"which the company extricated out of their anus" rofl

[TheDynoYoshi]

MY EYESSSS DX

[sans8928]

I had one of these as a kid, with the star wars game with it

[buzzcat3]

this hurts to watch

[conmallett]

@Misakyan2 ok

[N00bizme]

extras website isnt there

[ChicoEdge]

I remember these. Not even the people who make PopStations are brave enough to make something this bad.

[Araclain]

@ChicoEdge It has the excuse of being 16 years old =/

[EagerEmu]

I remember those things! I always wanted to purchase one.. But now I see this, I'm glad I didn't

[SaturnTrack]

Wow, and I thought Nintendo's Virtual Boy was bad.

[conmallett]

@SaturnTrack your right the vitual boy is better

[RedDaVincy]

Pink Panther blankets FTW

[Elastane]

using multiple lcd layers to allow more complex graphics and a backlight/mirror combo is actually a pretty cool idea, for 20 years ago or something :D

[Xxx666GirxxX]

some of them stand as if they were about to crap their pants LAWL

[AlmightyCerberus]

isnt the r-zone the gaming area at toys r us???

[ChemHandbook]

'What is going on, this is a jerk fest!'

LMAO.

[Andalucia727]

29 people who watched this worked to make the R-Zone.

[mattakudesu]

i remember back when i was in third grade, my aunts got me and my cousin jesse an r zone. only thing, we got the version where you had to strap it through your head and look at it through that little eye reflector thing. man we thought it was the coolest thing ever. it made us hella popular at school too. probably for looking like a douchebag with that thing on our head. looking back now, i can only say, WOW we were stupid!!

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@mattakudesu A Virtual Boy?

[PayasYouListen]

@mattakudesu I remember seeing that version with the headset in an Argos catalogue. I thought it was cool but now I'm glad my parents didn't get me one.

[TheIrateGaemer]

The beeps and boops... Make me feel as if cotton swabs with shrapnel sticking out of it are being shoved into my ear rapidly, While watching the super mario brothers live action movie...

[AceAttorneygirl]

Virtual Boy! lol xD

[K2ACP]

Was the music playing when you were passed out from Earthbound??

[fattoler]

@K2ACP No, it's a certain someone, view the video response.

[typomk2]

0.o wheres the sofa?

[HeroOfHyla]

I loved playing NiGHTS on this thing. Man I need to play that again.

[BlizzardMoonDragon]

LOL! My roommate thought you were a drug user when you said "come on lets shoot somemore lines."

[GolfVariantCL]

Jerk-fest ?

[chosentonessournotes]

God, I remember my parents got me the R-Zone because they couldn't afford to get me a new game for my SNES, but instead of this one it was like a headband thing where you had to look through an eyepiece. Talk about headaches.

[iwatch6535]

Virtua Fighter for the R-Zone=City/Street Fighter/Overlord Super Hyper Turbo More Annoying Version EX+Square Root of Pi

[ThePlatefish]

Transcribe Audio at 0:52

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Pokemeister1202]

@ThePlatefish HAHAHA OH MY GOD LOL i just put transcribe on then lmao "that is the screen that became a penis" ROFL

[MattT1996]

@ThePlatefish Oh my god xD

[mattakudesu]

oh my god, i got this piece of crap for christmas in 3rd grade. the worst part is, I THOUGHT THIS THING WAS THE SHIT! OH I WAS SO BLIND! but i was in 3rd grade so i didnt know any better.

[Suomipanzerdiv13]

"...which is reflected of a mirror into your eyes where your brain tells you its crap."

:D

Awfull music. maybe even worse that the popstation (ps1 model).

Good review.

[TheMarkoc1]

What kind/model of camera did you use to take this video?

[jbclan]

To add something ICI4MOR3VII, i recommend to watch this video with CC :P

Even more fun:D

Lol, at 0.56 with caption it says: That1s rright stability condom wise this becaus that is actually the screen became a penis! ...

LOL

[ICI4MOR3VII]

1:06 transcribe audio says: and showing two and three eighths which is being reflected from iran and into your his we'll bring to this crime.

[Jarren202]

This little device could give a child a panic attack.

[thesacredbeast2000]

my brother had one of these only different because it had a controller and a head thing and then i got a gameboy

[randombrandon1]

were do u get these things btw

[Tleaves1]

ha ha ha funny as hell i can't believe I wanted one of these

[OscarApollo]

"Oh, that's better, the music's stopped now..." *Music resumes*

[ihateallschools]

im lmao at this one

[highwaydwell]

"all you can seem to do is walk across the screen and kick him in the nuts" I did that yesterday.

[HosTehNoob]

i listen to the black dahlia murder, korpiklanni, bagpipes and all on max volume...

but even I had to turn down the volume for the CRAP music.

ear-cancer at its worst...

[iutlu]

what the hell! who makes this game consoles? sadists? are u supposed to use binoculares? oh my!

[Sye909]

At least you weren't playing the abysmal head mounted R-Zone unit that dug into your skull like some sort of parasite, feasting on your mooshy delicious grey matter.

[Grunt121andtzm]

You know what? A thousand grenades could literally go off in my face and possibly blow fragments of of metal into my brain and kill me instantly, and the shell shock would be so much better than the one i got from this video!! Evil bleep bloopery!

[kinmanyuen]

damn music is more annoying than my xmas card!

[ToplessArt]

1:04-1:09

Has to be one of the best lines he's ever delivered. Good stuff.

[killerjourny]

I got so boerd watching this i killed m

[TheFailure1337]

I have earphones in and guess what? THE MUSIC MADE MY BRAIN EXPLODE!!!!!!!!

[cimaniny]

i would rather play king of fighters on pop station!

[Tryzon]

How can something whose library is half made-up of Star Wars games be so utterly horrendous?!

[Tryzon]

Notice how the machine can only play either sound or music seperately, never both at once. Don't think he mentioned that, but it's amusing.

[Me64082]

how do you play and hold the camera?

[hunthell]

i used to have the one that goes on my head. i thought it was pretty badass when i had it

[NICKREAPER316]

"all you can do is walk across the screen and kick him in the nuts" win

[jetlox]

@NICKREAPER316 kicking people in the nuts FTW

[homeofthebadguys]

@NICKREAPER316 I can imagine how they'd advertise that. "Virtua Fighter: The Fighting game where all you do is run and kick people in the crotch until they pass out unexpectedly!"

[TheBloodyKnife1]

Sounds like a piano masturbating.>.>

[ThirstyonThursday]

I actually got one of the head set versions of this when I was a kid... around '95? Ha I played the star wars games for hours and hours...

[hamsterman8]

6:23 when you transcribe audio it says boxes of mold on it

[ste022]

I had the "virtual" head set version of this, actually i've still got it (don't know why i've still got this but not my nes, snes or gameboy!), I saw the advert and then begged my parents for it, I think I got it for my birthday if I remember, it was just awful the games were fixed pre drawn displays that just flashed like the cheap pocket games you get from bargain stores, it was only red so tiger could pretend it was similar to the virtual boy.

[wisteela]

That is really weird design. I wonder how many games they made for it?

[computerschreck]

ouch! I was watching this video with headphones on and these humanity insulting sounds melted my brain. Please warn your viewers before having their brains melt next time. Thank you.

[fieryfoxproductios]

when was it made

[LtHolden]

I actually got this for Christmas when I was younger. How my ears and eyes handled Virtua Fighter, I will never know.

I wonder what ever happened to that piece of crap...

[Lgamer222]

@LtHolden

Virtua Fighter?

It got 4 sequels.

Seriously.

Look it up.

[LtHolden]

@Lgamer222 You're trolling, right? Yeah, I know...I was referring to the Virtua Fighter in this review. I had said game with my R-Zone when I was younger (obviously; otherwise I wouldn't have said anything about it.)

[dexodrine]

Wow the auto-closed caption thing makes this even worse..for example, at 1:02 it says "the Arizona senators provides the controls"..

[JayKubification]

owww my head hurts

[chonzerfool]

4:20 "And lastly another style was gay" lol.

[RoastySmish]

Anybody else notice that when he first presses the up button, it flashes red?

[Goatmanification]

XPG- Xtremely Poor Gaming

[SailorBJupiter]

AHH THE VIRTUAL BOY SMALLER AND MINUS THE 3-D SICKNESS FEELING EVERYONE LOVES!!!

[hyenalord]

If Luke got rid of his lightsaber and bought a couple of guns, I hope he followed the directions on the "don't throw this away in a wheelie bin" sticker. Though I think that Uncle Owen believed the "sad onion" sticker signified both a physical and mental state.  That explains why he didn't give Luke the lightsaber before Obi Wan did.

[ev7000000]

MY EAARRRSSSS!!!! THEY HURT!!!!!

[TheGeekplayer]

i know this mut give us headaches but i am a true star wars fan and only want this for the star wars games/ so if you know anybody that will sell or GIVE one of these with a game i would appreate it very much



[zeldalover443]

4:15 google captions says its very nice......

[psychonaut25]

Captions 2:54 "Clinton's loan companies won't".....LoL

[HaHa1010199]

The captioning is SOOOO FUNNY 2:16