Don Draper's College Orientation

[TheNerdBro1]

THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! BEST PRESENT EVAR

[MattL921]

This guy looks more like Sal than Don

[Dr2Moriarty]

He is one of the best actors on college humor.

[annalisa728]

love the backpack

[Claymatt52]

Doobs

[seanisagamer]

whoever played don drapper did a good job acting

[Lordnilliam]

Lmfaoo

[Nameeejz]

Don that is some deep shit bro...

[THEDRAKKUS]

I swear to god if i ever had to be in a class like that i will jump out of a window!!!

[MultiMatinek]

This guy needs to be the second hand of Commander Shepard...

[speedsurfer123]

@MultiMatinek

that would be awesome

[TheOfNothing]

Why wasnt the twister documented?

[Caboose502]

Doobs!!!!!!!

[AndreaBusco]

So goood

[VTPPGLVR]

Never saw "Mad Men" (I only know it's "Mad Men" from the video tags), but I love how his face randomly lit up when he answered "Rocky Road!!" ;-D

[valzugg]

@fuzzypinkdildo he's the protagonist in amc's madmen...

[Rubikswanson]

classy as fuck

[majorevangelism]

cant beleive he made ice cream depressing

[fuzzypinkdildo]

I have no clue who this guy is but this is the funniest video on college humor and I've seen almost everyone

[BobBBQ152]

I find this amazingly funny I want more!

[MetallicDeth1234]

The girl on the left is Lauren from barelypolitical.

[ginger42309]

is the blond girl in the purple luran who is on the key of awesomwe too



[Koryo8]

why the hell is don draper always depressed, he has more money than he can spend, all women want to blow him and all men too, i don't see the point

[lukelonko4]

@Koryo8 because those arn't the things that make you truly happy

[Koryo8]

@lukelonko4 if women AND dudes would want to blow me ... i'd be truly happy

[lukelonko4]

@Koryo8 much better hahah

[BAJZERTproductions]

Everything to Eugene is an opportunity! And he should be thanking Don when he wakes up, along with Jesus, for giving him another day!

[TheClaireMonkey]

LAUREN!!! YEAH!!!!!! hey Lauren how's lord gaga?

[chloethechloe]

"Rocky Road!"

[Mac2119]

2:25 with translator on

[garfusa2]

He kinda reminds me of Max Payne a little.

[ArrowInDaKnee]

Looks like those incoming freshmen took the liberty of getting high in advance.

[stitch99]

Don, strangers are just friends with whom you haven't sung karaoke yet.

[chikenfinger247]

I usually open up after 20 minutes of talking and a game of twister

[apt595life]

Hate to be a stickler, but Don Draper didn't go to college...

[xXMaggieMaeXx]

@Penis Hudson(He lost the Anthony.) Amir calls him "Huds" and "Huddy" and it kills him, like Amir's father tried to do with his tiny, skinny legs.

[mancunianhardcore]

penis anthony dooblonet

[MrMemorex91]

Man everyone bags on jeff

[AwakeWatcher]

I usually open up after twenty minuets of talking, and one game of twister, but anything less than that and I'm a closed book.

[nokeeo]

Agent Hotchner?

[caleisgay]

Don is my fucking idol.

[Zbochenez]

that's the sham wham guy

[Yuspliff]

we want to see more don draper!!!!!!!!! please collegehumour!!!

[BeemerLanding]

. . . especially you Eugene

[ilikeeatingcheese1]

"I got a better game; 2 lies... and another lie."

[DirectedByMichaelBay]

"Carl, what did Don write on his card?"

"It's blank"

"Just like all of you"

You, sir, have just won an internet.

[pitthepwner]

Don Draper + Color Guard = WIN

[DefinitionOfTroll]

That wasnt funny. That was just dark

[n00b4life8]

@braedi14 i think you mean waste

[jeanorwin]

Don's an excellent actor.

[Braedi14]

"what makes you think I know who (insert name) is? when i look in the mirror, all i see staring back at me is a collection of illusions, manufactured memories, prepackaged emotions for sale inside your local hallmark store. who am i? dont waist my time, its a pathetic question." TOTALLY gonna say that when asked about myself the next first day of school! XD

[zaronwassifer]

the song is called "I'm Not Going to Fight" by David Carbonara

[FudgieBoobs]

jeez what a downer



[glaztheman]

Poor Eugene

[Saediil]

lol at the fake enthusiasm

[MatthewMarkMendoza]

This should be a regular character on CollegeHumor.

[FpsGamer43]

@MatthewMarkMendoza

But then they might have to, you know...write good!

[GreenbergSwaGGer]

color guard is where you spin a flag around, or maybe that's the rifle.

[Respect5midgets]

Doobs!

[jrcm824]

Just wondering how many of these collegehumor videos have been shot at Wagner College. This is the 3rd one Ive noticed so far.

[DanielChannon]

The best bit is at the end when he puts the back pack on

[YoungBuckNY]

I love how the dudes like 45 and hes in college with some like 18 year olds haha.

[TBR1493]

i feel sorry for eugene

[Kanubai]

i had this on auto play and shuffle. it played this twice in a row.

[TheMrIBZ]

MOre of donaldr draper

[HYO1k]

America was so much cooler in the 60s.

[8610803eternal]

EUGENE YOU START

[SagaciousSilence]

Don bashes on Eugene for 3 reasons:

1. Eugene talks about his father and Don hated his own father

2. Eugene is the name of Betty's, Don's wife, father, whom Don also hated

3. Eugene is the name of Don's youngest baby. Don hated that name

[gothpunkemo936]

@SagaciousSilence or because Eugene is actually pathetic

[petermuscle]

@SagaciousSilence

the hell are you talking about?

don did not hate Eugene hofstader, this is a completely unfounded outrageous claim

[MrCooldog13]

That was deep

[nactan]

the girl's laugh @ 1:30 XD

[SamsonOff7]

Can anybody tell me what the refference is.

I think it'll make the video even more funny.

[blackhitman12]

@SamsonOff7 Mad men.

[ThirdStreetSaint777]

This Guy had one fucked up childhood. O_o

[MizzFknToxic]

hahaha Don did that a lot...that off-focus shot of him halfway out the door "...if you need me...I'll be at the [hotel name]"

[Nalleko]

Such a fcking awesome video, best one by far.

[BipolarPuffin]

In all fairness to Don, theres not too many good adjectives that start with D

[CierraBennett]

@BipolarPuffin Dashing. Devious. Daring?

[lygarx]

@CierraBennett Depressed

[casino16]

its blank, just like all of you

[speedsurfer123]

“Lo, I teach You The Superman; He is This Lightning, He is This Madness!”

-Friedrich Nietzsche

[victortsoi052000]

HI SENSATIONAL SAL

[Kango234]

"It's blank"

"Just like all of you"

this was too amazing

[cmarie159]

if anyone wants me, i'll be at colour guard practice.

[gunnerone]

My mind and emotions feel raped :\

[CraZFul43]

3:24 is that lauren francesca from barely political on the left?

[CraZFul43]

. . . im so sad now

[tara21shinme]

Yeah that's what I'm talking about. Satire college humor style! More

[JJtheEskimo]

Rocky Roooad

Yeah!

My whole life has been a rocky road....

[FreddoX1]

Yeah, fuck you Eugene!

[flexspeedstacker]

eugene is gay.

[kgsolaman5000]

Does the guy playing Don have heterochromia?

[Lopalop2]

i just favorited this video during an earthquake

[proprodigySD]

I wish i was as cool as that when i blew off my freshman orientation. *sigh*

[madamewoselle]

Thomas Middleditch FTW

[LostCallProductions]

"Rocky road!"

"Awe yeah! Sweet! Rocky Road's awesome!"

-"My whole life's been a rocky road."

oh my god, his facial expression.

laughed. laughed so hard.

[sonicmandx12]

As soon as he put on the bookbag. That's when I lost it. That subtle little tidbit made me laugh really really hard.

[sonski17]

this guy here is like don draper+humphrey bogart. but hey, more don draper!!

[Xch3ateR]

Because of this video i started to watch Mad men.

[frozen10]

@Xch3ateR Same here. 

[DuncanDisordely]

........especially you Euguene.

[makavelilivz]

i dont think its an exaggeration to call this the greatest thing ever

[groogleable]

LOL



[Alpha1Spyder]

3:30 - end

absolute funniest thing, EVAAAR!! XD

[sonski17]

more don draper!!

[Strangepete]

Eugene LOOOOOOOOOL

[bookerc1]

I pretty much died when he said Rocky Road rofl

[speedsurfer123]

The Existentialism of the Past pwning The Bullsh*t of Today. =/

[IGNORANCEISTHEENEMY2]

When it went to him sitting down with a bottle of scotch I thought it was gonna bust out into some Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man In the World"....I was wrong.

[AsIWearsPrada]

LOL

[sonicmandx12]

I am an orientation leader next semester. And I really want to use a different game. Because I actually have to do these games and they ARE kinda lame. No. REALLY LAME.

[Withshortwings]

@sonicmandx12 kind of lame? Every single person in the room will hate the games and hate you forever.

[dim533]

Eugene you are pathetic!You are all pathetic.Especially YOU Eugene.

[ineedya123]

Dude I would like stalk that guy if I knew him in college.. Hes fucking awesome

[Gr8ish]

who else turned up the volume when don was talking?

[candycanesareamazing]

all this is sooo true tho!

[badassassassinftw]

LAUREN is in this this clip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[superemoboyz]

he really doesn't like Eugene

[VictoriatRex]

I don't understand. Why color guard practice?

We're bubbly and a little crazy, but not creepy and sad.

[Teenageriot280]

@VictoriatRex that's why its funny...

[nactan]

@VictoriatRex "bubbly and a little crazy" euphemism for pathetic

[DROCK2265]

I can see myself in Don Draper. I'm not nearly as cool, though.

[HouseTheEarlyYears]

Potholes of despair haha!

[fatbelly970]

did anone else notice lauren from barlypolitical in the beggining

[Sephirothmaniac]

I love his fixation on Eugene and his certainty that he specifically is pathetic !!!

[inetusgaming]

fucking eugene

[tuzyzx]

omg Don, Chill out!!

[Rockon275]

Love this video. I've seen it like 50 times lol.

[Apophis150]

Funny vid, college humor strikes again. If you're looking for the song playing in the background it's called mad men suite by David Carbonara.

[Samimarukun]

@Apophis150 thanks m8 ;)

[bluedolphin4295]

lol josh...

[carloselrey36]

Best video ever..

[TheBlackOpticFTW]

1294 videos :-O

[101speedsketch]

he looks pretty fresh in that suit btw :D

[101speedsketch]

This is AWESOME :D

[ezsuperboy]

You're all pathetic; asking for thumps up for stupid reasons

[Onaga76]

PLEASE MAKE MORE DON DRAPER!!!

[mrmn68]

Especially you Eugene. 

[themayorofstjoes]

press 6

[qweeqwd]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[snyderkurva]

that girl with ponytails is beautiful... i know, im pathetic too...

[ZeroRequiemGX]

Why Eugene! WHY!!!! 

[BIendtec]

2:16



[tipttt]

I got another game

It's called two lies and another lie

Guess who's playing?

The entire country.

That's the awesomest quote ever.

[fackinglollig]

@tipttt I actually find that line EXTREMELY cheesy and unoriginal. It doesn't really blend in with Draper's otherwise so original character.

[bigbrightsky]

twins dont born alone

[mrweareawsome]

This is horrible but I ccan't help but laugh.

[EddieFilthSlayer345]

don draper is my life in a nutshell

[Samimarukun]

I can't stop playing this video even if it's just the audio. Anyone know the music playing behind Don?! Is it from Mad men?! The name of the track plz

[GrandblueSkies]

Eugene you're pathetic.

[GameingGecko101]

Hes abigger buzz kill than buz killington

[Nostradamuzzzz]

Sorry for quoting the video but: "Ive got a better game...2 lies and another lie. Guess who's playing? The entire country..."

perfect.

[RazielFallenAngel]

This is by far one of the best that CH ever made.

[fullfist]

3:17 , sexy sad face

[YusukeChi]

Alchohol in College? I want to go there!!!

[Nalleko]

Don Draper for president.

[Arian545]

2:07 epic pose

and btw, why do they even have scotch there?

[TheGallantandChalent]

@Arian545 They don't have scotch there, Don Draper brought it with him.

[swimteamizzle1114]

I should walk into my orientation wearing a suit and do this!

[shawnyyb0yy]

It bothers me that he doesn't say "ice cream flavors"

[canadianmoosewich]

Eugene made 273 accounts

[Theifsthemes]

ROFLcopter

[exitiummagnum]

Two lies and another lie :D

[kunfupanda1231]

buzz kill

[oakTree1234]

lol he's so depressing xD but it was the backpack that got me :D

[leagal100000]

@TaiwanRule his grammar was fine, go back to your Cantonese dipshit, cause you can't speak English my friend, let alone start trying to have a go at someone about their grammar, when your nest comeback is a your mom -comment- . Seriously fuck off.

[Derelict84DR]

@leagal100000 Even though TaiwanRule seems like a tool, they speak Mandarin and Taiwanese in Taiwan not Cantonese. Not to be that guy, just saying.