Super Sperm

[nalpak55]

The are going to have a gay Mexican baby

[willffre]

buut they most have a game of this so awesome like online race sperm survival

[xPersianDime]

@willffre Trust me, there're plenty of games like that on the net - there're are enough pervs in the world to make your dreams come true!

Seriously though, just google it. ;)

Not that I play of course :|

[willffre]

@xPersianDime oh ..mmh sounds weird but i ty..:D

[Mr54321qwe]

So when one sperm gets in what do all yhe other ones do

[superdooper153]

@Mr54321qwe die

[Cl00lessGrl]

v ahahahahahaahahaha v

[hkzrmuchepic]

hi guys im wonderin is sperm dangerous to children cause my bro wanks his penis and spirm goes out. Is it dangerous for my baby brother like can dry sperm affect people? im just scared

[megeles]

@hkzrmuchepic of course not, it's just icky

[buzzclick500]

When Americans learn how to advertise our products and services, our economy will come back to life. ;])

[LAXfresh349]

haha I beat all those other bitches. haha I won, what now, haha I went inside the egg first haha I feel like a winner cause I went inside the egg first haha in your face bitches haha

[TheChumlee12]

@jingjong12 No, chuck norris wasnt made.. He was here from the beginning of time.

[sindboobear]

where's birth control when u need it ?? lol

[jedarenoknight]

Lol

[OvariumTheGame]

Great vid!

[15juniorjose]

LOL

[AmyTranQT]

wow hella cool

[holekyo]

if I'm nothing more for you that walking sperm container, then I will rather die as a virgin.

[kinstube]

SPERM CELLS + EGG CELLS RESEMBLE COMETS + PLANETS, PERSONALLY !!!

[Annitzky]

That's how it goes - no flowers, no conception. Forget about no smoking or anything else - the ovum is old-fahioned and prefers gentlemen.

[newking12498]

ik heb deze reclame nog nooit eerder gezien

[AvilatGreen]

cute! haha 

[a820316]

졸라 웃기다



[jingjong12]

and that's how Chuck Norris was born.

[TheGanstaben]

0:22 LOLOLOLOLOl

[MrBuddyMaker]

cool! I have the highest rated comment

[hero09ivo1]

haha! :D

[Hamodey11]

Wait,Isnt that balls?!?!?!??

[eljopuzon]

Romantic sperm..

[TheGrapeGrapist]

COVER YOUR EYES CHILDREN!!!!

[abc1236092]

thats how the more clever sperm get in!

[Crampinmyvagina]

Lol.. This is hilarious!! Why are people getting so serious?! Laugh for effs sake.. Hahahaha..

[quangluu96]

Sperminators had invaded the vagina o.o

[CaribbeanStylez24]

i just happened to stumble across this and...i find this funny. XD

[Krazyk408]

Thats how sperminators are born

[RoadRunnerProduction]

Now this is wat happens to Retarded born kids

[jghost20]

Haha salty egg whites

[DrinkSPERM]

speerm yes is good yes

[EATORSUCKME]

these things actually taste good!!!!!!  SUPRISINGLY

[weepudge]

@EATORSUCKME how did u find out were u sitting down jacking off to cheryl cole noticed tht sperm was on your finger so you licked your finger and surpisingly it tasted like salty egg whites and u luv salty egg whites

[00MrNaruto]

lol

[MrRonitOo]

:D:D:D:D:D:D



[chasersurfer]

ha ha

[momo9476]

ชนะเพราะมีดอกกุหลาบบ

[Scantofladge]

fuckin retarded

[michael79331]

lol

[ilnannyvideo]

bellissimo! :D

[GTA4Error]

hey i won too xD

[911bigblack]

Respond to this video... how do you eject sperm

[tinygangster66]

anyone noticed that tadpoles look similar to sperm cells

[Yobidefy]

wow i cant believe there are mini tadpoles in our semen, how come i dont see it??? lols, ahah

[Usernamenotpresent]

FOR ALL YOU BTCHEZ,, THATS ME RIGHT THERE! I WON!!!!!!!

[FuzzyJ4]

didnt understand a f-cking thing xD LMAO

[happy14945]

no comment ^^

have to laught

[indrize]

Hallo, Ik wou jullie toestemming vragen om de eerste 12 sec van het filmpje te gebruiken in een project rond normen en waarden.

Alvast bedankt

Indrize

[Heindonkworks]

EPIC WIN I AM FROM BELGIUM LOL

[ZaneMyazaki]

that gunna be my excuse for being late tomarrow.

[mylovesofmylife]

ROFL Hillarous about the sperm with a red rose because my Man proposed to me with a diamond engagment ring inside a red rose case, months later Lilike our Love Child came onto the scene. 2 more children have been born years later since,

Locke & Anjeni.

[abcsinging123]

jeetje wat leuk=D

[Ibnisabr74]

hmmm.....

[Orchideaceae]

wow! :)

[sNw0w]

ahahh funny

the name of the song ?

[MrSouth18881]

@sNw0w song from the video is Barry White - My First,My Last,My Everything

[sNw0w]

@MrSouth18881 thanks man !!

[NICELF]

hahahhahhaha :D

[Jadguitare]

hehe so funnyyyy

[OLO992]

Cool vid

[drjohnny89]

Reminds me of the matrix at the beginning

[bathow26]

LOL

[Slaterx666]

GAHAHAHAHAH

[samo23]

Omg hilarious

[sparksplitter]

hahahaha

[Harawi74]

Haha. I can't stop laughing.

[Panchoo91]

can someone tell me the name of the song

[shitterbug]

wat...wat was that... i mean i get it but...i dont!

[LovelyYTRocks]

I have billion of those!

[5619762]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[BoyUnder93]

What the..

Hahah! Lol

The easy way to get inside..

Nicee

[Vanechalyssa]

wttff...?

[GeorgiaMissBaby]

lmao

[leddobrasil]

this explains why there are so much gays more and more everyday,,,XD

[ceamean]

@leddobrasil but u do realize that all the left out sperms die! ;oD

[xrishalogene]

@ceamean that means we killed millions of our siblings before we were born. WE ARE ALL MURDERERS!

[lalateelala]

@leddobrasil so are you calling yourself gay?

[leddobrasil]

@lalateelala my statement "says" two things: 1. "i do see more and more gays everyday" 2. i find the "winning sperm" a little gayish. Anyways it was just a funny comment. I clearly havent called myself anything, so check your brain, looks like something inside you is making that call.

[lalateelala]

@leddobrasil Okay you shouldn't be making jokes that are insulting to others because that makes you ignorant. and i'm straight but most my friends aren't; my friends believed that comment was insulting to them.

[adamlovesbmws]

@leddobrasil uh, what are you talking about? 

[pedritapandora]

kkkkkkkkkkk LOL Great video

[mysticmarespice]

lol

[TheBigboy46]

lets end sperm as we know it.

[qski]

--.-- no comment.

[qski]

@TheBigboy46 Sad, that your dad wasn't think like that.

[TheBigboy46]

@qski well if he did i wouldn't be here, he loves kid's but i don't, that is why i got a vasectomy when i was 20 years old.

[Conduit13C]

@TheBigboy46 lol...you and me both dude. hate all the social stigma that gets involved with having kids...working a unforgiving 9-5 that don't pay all the bills, nagging/ sagging wife, etc. lol.

[TheBigboy46]

@Conduit13C thats right, i know since i'm mentally challenged i'm not capable of raising children myself. it was for my best interest to get my parents to go and get me a vasectomy when i was 20 years old. my parents know how i am being around children so they and i chose to get the vasectomy so i can't make babies. i am very happy with the decision and very, very happy that i can't make babies. i believe a lot of people who are mentally challenged chooses to get sterilised.

[TheDeadBranch]

Attaaaack !!!!!!!!!! lmao

[colemontelongo]

alright now all youse guys who believe to have super sperm go out and get your sperm count and come back with the answer. . . me: an astonishing 90 count!!! i have super sperm!

[SidneyHorne]

this makes me never wanna have sex haha

[wamione]

It always takes a touch of art to explain things.

There is no art in living if there is no patience ...

w.one

[wamione]

I am opposed to sperm and artificial insemination market.

Not a progress,for me.E 'apathy of true love.

[wamione]

Excange commerce... oh....woman!

[TheBigboy46]

@wamione you don't believe in sperm also, i know i don't believe in sperm myself that is why i got sterilised.

[tabitgibs]

u all lose

[maxX10114]

I won!

[vkyle52]

Im glad that the other sperms werent able to beat me

[mar10rhcp]

OMG!! THAT IS REALLY WEIRD...

[Rs2Sirbressand]

hhah wtf bet that was one awsome kid

[FaN1960ChAmP]

casanova

[TheSmorgisborg1]

So it must be a sperm bank.

[JoeyVoicesProduction]

LOL! All the other sperm just look at the single sperm enter the egg

[Vanechalyssa]

df!?

[DopeBulletZ]

EPIC

[XxLadyAnjuxX]

O.O

[ramonimacaroni]

HAHAHA i love it!!!

[clowncrown13]

WTF

[Canadarat]

That just made my day

[Jayycario]

Oh god AHAHAH

[an0nym005e]

this is a commercial for a bank?

can anyone translate?

[elementsk8punk]

"doing more is in our nature" "centea"

[kittyminty]

"doing more is in our nature"

centea bank and insurance-agency

I don't get the link, but either way, their commercial gets a lot of attention.

[therndvidm8ker104]

doing more than outher banks is our natutur

[Mathcool5]

i hate to know that i have some things in my cocks

[DoomMaster307]

They arent in your cock.

Theyr in your balls.

And they kinda look like tadpoles dont they?

[CooCooTv]

Those things r inside me? O_O gross...

[Danebrogen]

yes, you have roses inside you

[pokemaniac117]

cool but lol and stuff! =D

[Xeilas93]

Even if you think that you are totally useless and have done nothing amazing in your life just imagine that once you were the fastest sperm

[asphyxiatealice]

LOL

[Na1Dool2Dool100TaDul]

@Xeilas93

that makes me feel better about myself :P

[cmndo]

and that sperm grew up to be "barry white"

[youngpadwn]

hahahah nice one

[magonatar1303]

yay i won the race in ur faceeee

[wizzzer1337]

omg poor baby... the sperm forgot the get rid of the tail!

[cassanovadamsle]

That sperm was a PIMP xD

[kiansoo2]

sentinels!!!

[nfs444]

wtf. is this a commercial?

[ichbindieSimone]

hihi

[H1DANRULESYA]

Im glad i beat 129039109230884e0918928 sperms.

[kornhead6555]

I am glad I won my race!

[3935214]

lol

[darroni123]

everyone in this world dont have to learn about racing

[guyonfire87]

hahahah funny flirting with egg

[TheBlackPussyCat]

love it :)

[THELoungeTomCLUB]

Charge!!^^

[Roserietta]

well i won my race, but i still think the egg decides if ur a girl or a boy.

[Fletcher699]

im glad i won my race to winning :D

[slash0gibson]

ಠ_ಠ

[rhondakirk]

ಠ_ಠ wow its a race im glad i won my race to living ಠ_ಠ

[MandieRenee07]

HAHA!!!!

[rapisvo]

Quello spermatozoo con i fiori è il mafioso ,che porta i soldi profumati ,che arrichiscono le fottute banche del nord europa,

[Danb119]

if all da little guys were to jupt the big on... i tink day would win... :)

[xhotrgurl101x]

lol thats how we all wer born.......

[pop461]

lol

[MiswTisKuriakes]

oooo god

this baby will have a tail

[serenitytaker]

sperm are BADASS!!!

[kingkong11203]

oh god

[Ox485]

LOL FAVED

[willhedied]

Will He Died ?

[DidTheyDied]

did they died?

[budf1]

Yes indeed

[Leosmell]

you are so fucking random

go die

omfg

stop saying that shit on here

[Diamonds384]

they are so cute

[SexyBiaatch]

DAT WAS LOLZED

[DidTheyDied]

did they died?

[kirstiek44]

lmao

[thehontry1]

LOL X)

[fabelk]

the name of the song please :_=) ?

[mexheix]

lol

[Razorblade12161216]

haah cool!

[Revelutionar]

so cute

[benjabug]

very spermy

[darkstar744]

ahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahha­hahahah

[janb17]

so that's the!!! and I thought there were seven types of enzymes in the sperm acrosome.....:D

[mrottopup]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololol

[KingDean24]

What the hell

[PodCastroftl]

O_O

[bbyerxgorgeous]

aww they're so cute

[BiscuitsAndCorn]

EW, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!

[Whatsername252]

if you know what sperm is then why'd u click on it...besides...they're cute!!!

[aznhuy20]

sperms just got owned