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  • my big dick is bigger than your big dick..

  • Best video!

  • x ray vision... lol

  • My agility is the CEO of the United Global Agility Corporation.........

  • LMAO AT THE GURL AT 0:22 ,,,

    *I apoligize*

  • My agility is the ceo of the united agility association.

  • some fools think that they r better than me...

    dream on clowns!!!

  • my fail is stronger than your fail?

  • My quick and my fast had a baby named speedy!

  • Man, i hate cottage cheese..

  • hope solo is soo fine

  • @mrbasketball06 I met her...my mom was the doc for her team shes REALLY bossy

  • It was cute because of adrian peterson & brandon roy lol

  • 0:18 XRAY VISION YESSSS

    

  • oh yeah well my agility is the ceo of the united agility coporation

  • I'LL BREAK THE BACKBOARD RIGHT NOW

  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • My Quick and my Fast had a baby and named him Speedy. lol

  • "I'll break the backboard right now." Bad ass.

  • lol I love steve nash

  • X RAY VISION

  • My strong apologies for making your strong look like cottage cheese.

    I apologies

  • Xray vision

  • haha steve nash funny guy

  • ey, anybody got any batteries?

  • brandon roy

    

  • hey anybody got any batteries? wtf

  • lol nash.

    he reminded me of zoolander in this. haha

  • What was the point of Pete Carroll's role?

  • The only one I believe on here is Kevin Durant.

    "My quick and my fast had a baby named speedy."

  • HEY ANYBODY GOT ANY BATTERIES?!

  • @ttrraavvyy hahaha best part

  • @ttrraavvyy IT just became random at the end! XD

  • @ttrraavvyy LMFAO, why is he even there? x]

  • I own the United Global Agility Corporation and am currently negotiating a merger with the International Speed Association of the World

  • who´s that at 7 sec

  • @AirDB23 Adrian Peterson

  • @AirDB23 Diana taurasi

  • @scottiedoesntknow1 thank you

  • heý_passt_híér_ñêt_rëîñ_ába_îc­h_bïñ_so_eìñsåm_wìll_jémånd_mi­t_mìá_schrëîbêñ

  • hey anybody got any batteries???

  • "i break the backboard right now" ROFL

  • 0:15 min. Cute girl :)

  • kyle harrison<3

  • My comment is better than all of your comments

  • My quick and fast had a baby named Speedy. lol

  • Just do it!

    But i can't.....

  • "x-ray vision"

  • hahahah wtf pete carol?

  • "Man I hate cottage cheese"

  • so sick...

  • Brandon Roy. Please come back healthy

  • So did anyone have any batteries?

  • my sperm name is speedy

  • @grenadianking3

    so does that mean that u dont last that long lol jk jk

  • Anybody got any batteries lol

  • my fats are fatter than your fats.. xD

  • x-ray vision :)

  • My agility was the CEO untl I got laid off then I became the CEO of the United Global Speed Corporation. and what up 0:23

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  • ay anybody got any batteries lmao! i love this ad

  • my dick power fucks pussy then sends it down the street for cheese cake its soo powerful

  • "my quick and my fast had a baby named speddie"

  • Kevin durant messed up lol

  • United states global agility corporation!

  • man I HATE cottage cheese!

  • Your arrogance is bigger than mine for sure

  • Better shoes are better.

  • brandon roy ftw!

  • my quick and my fast had a baby named mc speedy:) love it

  • X ray vision! LOL :))

  • I BREAK DA BACKBOARD RIGHT NOW!!!

  • my "meh" is better than your "ah shit son!" :P

  • anybody got any baterries wtf? does that have anything to do with sports at all

  • @sniperkoz21 it a joke.. like "i want to mute those arrogant bastard" lol

  • "ill break the backboard right now!"

  • pete carol.. ANY BODY GOT ANY BATTERIES lmao!!! 0:23 lol

  • @adrianbmx1 didn´t understand that one

  • @adrianbmx1 I was just going to post the same thing. LOL!!!! it makes the commercial

  • X RAY VISION ahahahaha

  • My Slick is slicker than your slick...

  • who's the girl who said quickity quick??

  • mannn i hate cottage cheese

  • i brake the back board right now

  • My mums fatter than your mum

  • X-RAY VISION

  • 0:24 whats this gotta do with bateries?

  • @cmbuvi92 Everything.....

  • @cmbuvi92 It's a phonetic joke. Battery sounds like better.

  • my worst is better than your best

  • my quick and my fast HAD A BABY NAMED SPEEDY

  • Love beating the competition and I'm getting better at it.

  • my worst is worse than your worst

  • AWESOME COMMERCIAL

    My Tennis is better than your better!

  • KOBE DUNKED ON NASH!!!!

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  • my quick and my fast had a baby.. named it speedy.

    haha! love it!

  • Hey, anybody got any batteries?haha....brilliant!

  • sohey ho bin so einsam jemand lust zu chattn oder so

  • X-RAY VISION LOL

  • "man i hate cottage cheese!"

  • The united states agility coportion

  • my quick and fast had a baby and named him speedy

  • all i whonted was some god dam batterys not some my fast is faster then your fast god i stell need those batterys

  • wtf

    batteries??

  • BATTERIES

  • cottage cheese is an excellent source of casein lol

  • my balls are bigger than your balls

  • nice

  • lol

  • @ellissmith23 My left nut is the CEO of the United Global Big Balls Corporation, while the right one is the President and the Prime Minister of BigBallsistan...think about that.

  • @ellissmith23 haha

  • @ellissmith23 bahahahahaha

  • Can someone tell me what he say in 00:19??

  • he says (x-ray vision)

  • xray vision

  • @tomkoss10

    my strong apologizes for making your strong look like cottage cheese

  • "My strong apologizes for making your strong look like cottage cheese"

  • haha Nash seems like his isn't taking it seriously like the other dudes

  • At 0:15 they couldn't do another take where he's not stuttering?

    That sorta defeats the purpose, no?

  • 0:09 cool voice B-)

  • This video is a bunch of cocky people talking. What happened to being humble?

  • it's a commercial; plus everyone always wants to be the best.

  • @ArizonaTea221 confidence wins in sports. cant win unless yu believe yu can and cocky people alwaays believe they can

  • its competition at a professional level, you don't get there by being nice, you make it that far by beating the rest.

  • then b-roy coulda said "man i love pussy!"

  • yea that would sound better lol

  • i wish he said "my strong apologizes for making ur strong look like a pussy"

    that would be so much more epic

  • x-ray vision...

  • my quik and my fast had a baby... named him speedy LOL

  • I'll break the backboard right now

  • Guys, what did the girl at 0:11 say?

  • been over a year since i seen this commercial and still the best nike commercial ever... man i hate cottage cheese.

  • my choke is your clutch

  • xray vision!

  • My agility is the CEO of the United Global Agility Corporation

  • "...batteries?" = he was trying to rewind that but it didn't work (so he thought his remote was dead) --expectations rot and this still rocks! (even better w/ saul williams though)

  • lol batteries

  • Anyone got any batteries?

    Pete Carroll, best cameo ever...

  • hahaha so good

  • lol funny

  • she said ill break the back board rite lol ahahahahahha thats funny

  • My agility is the CEO of the United Global Agility Corporation

    ....your agility just got PWNED

  • @iandnyc who is that one?

    i think is that candian basketbll oplayer

    but i cant remember his name

  • @iandnyc love steve nash

  • @iandnyc Steve Nash 4 President!!!

  • my quick and my fast had a baby named mcspeedy

  • lol is it jus me or wer der about 3 pointless moments in der....like man i hate cottage cheese....and anyone got any batteries?

  • Kevin Durant hesitates right before speedy

  • Fuck you nike hahahahaha corporate little bitches hahahahaha

  • who's the girl whosays quickity quik?- thank you

  • Man, I hate Cottage Cheese.

  • sorry 4 the question but, what is the CEO?

  • chief executive officer

  • corporate executive officer

  • i luv this man.

  • my agility is the CEO of the United Global Agility  Corporation

  • hey any1 got any batteries!!!!

  • who is at 0:07??

  • adrian peterson

  • Perfect set up for this. ( my strength appologizes for making your strength look like cottage cheese)

  • why do you have to fucking mention kobe bryant?

    your nickname should be superkobefanboy

    who in the world would believe you are better than nash?

  • uh because he can pass?...

    ;)

    oh and then he can also shoot just as well as Kobe..he just isn't a ball hog

  • LOL wow ur a retard. man the most retarded comment ive ever seen.

  • All you guys on here who are talking about that girl who says quickitie quick or whatever and are sayin she is hot, are missin the entire message of this video.

  • well your clearly not a man if you dont want to awkknowledge it (ino i probrably spelled the 2nd to last word wrong)

  • yeah who is that? she is hella hot

  • "My agility is the CEO of the United Global Agility Corporation." - Steve Nash..oh yeah!

  • the girl that says quickity quick, that people are saying is hot is not hot

    yall have bad taste

  • cool shit

  • Whose that hottie that said quickitie quick

  • "Hey does anyone have any batteries?" hahaha LOLZ

  • id like to have a baby with the quickidy quick girl and call it the slug

  • Barryphelan kudos for that vulgar yet hilarious post.

  • I like batter too.