NASA Global Warming Satellite Lands in Ocean

[fudgedogbannana]

what is the earth's temperture anyways? why hasnt any one said The temperture was 60 % now its 62 % ? I never heard it.

[leftyjerker]

LOL! He's blaming it on a Microsoft Windows crash. :) NASA, what a bunch of boobs. Just ask those poor charcoal briqueets that got fried in 2 space shuttles (or as I like to call them, flying gas cans). BTW, how's the multi-trillion dollar, 30-year old Star Wars program going? They should divert the funds to a box-cutter de-arming program.

[XODLC]

@leftyjerker ...nasa didn't build the rocket. and don't talk bad about my dad.

[Nighr2001]

Doh!

[alvarbilly]

Was that a knowing grin when he said 'landed just short of Antarctica' ?. Lulin heading out, OCO in the Antartictic, wtf ? Peace, love and freedom

[AlmightyBrazil]

you American made this satellite to try to stop our work in the Amazon rain forest here in Brazil. Now our amazing spies destroyed this shit right at your face. Who is the master of the sabotage now? BITCH! Global Warming my Brazilian ASS! Brazil will keep the progress and the economic development of the Brazilian industries of plastic and there is NOTHING you can do to stop the Brazilian Empire! Make another Global "bullshit" Warming Satellite and we will broke it AGAIN! ABIN kick NASA`s ass!

[Xakryn]

I'd get your head out of your ass so your childrens generation doesn't have to pull it out for you. Stop thinking like a parasite.

[AlmightyBrazil]

Canada will belongs to the Brazilian Empire! Celine Dion BITCH!

[AlmightyBrazil]

tradernorton01 you need to repeat this sentence below right now to be happier;

"USA sucks. My dirty ass belongs to the Hispanics Lords because white people needs to live under the Latin control. The soil of the America belongs to the Communist Lord Hugo Chavez and I am his bitch. I love the amazing Negro species because they are a way better than my gay white species. I am loyal ONLY to the Brazilian Empire of God. America screw up with everything and now Brazil will invade and rule USA. "

[taofledermaus]

Let's not forget the scientific contributions Brazil has made: The Brazilian Bikini Wax.

[beenn15]

you may not be worried but it's obvious that you're preoccupied with niggers. They get under you skin... don't they? I did a quick google search for your username, apparently you've been busy spreading the good message. "Self respecting" white people like yourself are hard to come by these days which, sad to say, is unfortunate. People who think like you are old and outnumbered.There were more of you out there a few years ago. I understand your frustration. I'd be like you, were I in your shoes

[ericssson]

my !! my!!! it's not just the US banks and car industry & realestate that's bankrupt NASA is also

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

It was supposed to crash and set off a giant explosion melting all the ice, they can't even succeed at failing anymore!

[UKimpact]

america isnt run by the president so it dont matter who;s in whitehouse be real bitch

[teemuruskeepaa]

Is the vehicle recoverable?

[TECHKLEC]

No. The clamshell fairing over the payload that protects it from airdrag during the initial takeoff failed to separate and the additional weight caused the vehicle to stray off course. The whole thing is gone.

[teemuruskeepaa]

Nasa's public role in US is interesting compared to the World. They have to please tax payers by doing a show like a movie and fear being shot down. In Europe research institutions enjoy economic funds directly by the state and only on academic and economic terms. Elsewhere space programs enjoy legitimacy of important research and are not threatened by Creationists, Reactionists and other subjective audience. Then again the people don't have power here

[beenn15]

see... you're missing the point. I never call you racist. Do you think you are? The "fact" is, niggers worked for free to make this country what it is today. Like I said, the tide is turning... you can't tell me you aren't somewhat worried that those niggers are taking over everything. you give 'em an inch, they take a yard and before you know... they're your boss. Take a look at sports for example, the arts...Your children (the future) listen to what they sing, they control how they think.

[arturo0727]

damn you sure are ignorant!

[Tylatz]

I agree that Al Gore did it. Doesn't want people to know that all the hot air is because he wont shut his yap so he can take credit for other people's contributions to society.

[P3rf3ctStorm]

Hate to tell ya buddy, but Delta V didn't have anything to do with it, unless she was riding that rocket in your pocket.

[magie19475]

It's too bad about the satellite. Simply try again.

[beenn15]

sorry to disappoint you trader, but no nigger was involved this time. It'll take one to clean up the mess though. That's how it always is. They're good at cleaning up stuff... On a side note though... I notice how they're becoming our savior these days. I'm beginning to think the tide is turning, you may have to kiss their feet one day since, apparently, you can't live without 'em. You've forgotten how to do stuff properly 'cause you've been letting them do all the work you.

[DMJaber]

lol

[ThinkingLeft]

Al Gore did it!