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  • OOOOOOOOkay....

  • So where are these "thousands" of studies he keeps alluding to, the New England Journal of Making Shit Up?

  • so many married guys i know used to be fucking legends but are now boring and predictable as fuck!!!

  • I feel bad for gay people who seek counselling. I'm not gay, but I think that the formula used by straight people to cure self-doubt can work for this Lee guy in the video: A weekend in vegas with an escort service (I'm sure vegas would have male escorts)

    After that weekend, that Lee guy will go back to that "counseler," punch him in the face, and then say "Tell your dad I said hi"

  • Duke Nukem!

  • "She's here to chew gum and kick ass.. and she's alot of gum!" xDDDDD

  • why are people gay? is something hormonal or psycological or no one knows or nobody gives a fuck...? is just i'm having trouble with that

  • @ryonafan we don't know for sure. It's clear there's a genetic component and a social component. There's no straight (no pun intended) answer.

  • @ProjectEndgame no shit, thats really... curious hmm

  • @ryonafan

    i don't think psychological,because it occurs in nature,

    but i think exclusive gay sex (not bi) does not.

    so my unintelligent guess is it's a social construct that is based on exaggeration of a natural tendency.

  • @yoeldg i didn't get that

  • @ryonafan

    google "Bonobo",it's a kind of an ape.

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  • @ryonafan dude its the 21st century the 1950's leave it to beaver is mostly forgotten. I don't know about you but I was 10 when I figured out not only does dad not know best he barely knows anything at all. I didn't even know what homosexual or gay was till I was a teenager. It won't affect the kids emotionally at all, or at least no more then any other family. tell me what is a normal family now a days? I am 30 and I have had 4 moms by the time I was 18.

  • @karn33333 lesbian moms? x) just kidding

  • @ryonafan nope none of my mothers were lesbians. as a matter of fact my biological mother is severely homophobic.

  • @karn33333 mm ok :)

  • @ryonafan people have reactions like that to ANY deviation from the norm, until they realize no one has a normal life. someone whose parents argue will imagine the tv sitcom of a happy family is normal. someone who is tall will have that reaction. someone with divorced parents. realizing that society isn't stereotypical is something everyone goes through

  • 1:24 will live on as the weirdest abstract claim I've ever heard.

    Or maybe I just don't listen to enough abstract claims.

  • If we're talking traditional motherly/fatherly roles here, I actually think my dad was more of a mother to me, whereas my mum was much more authoritarian, and therefore more of a 'fatherly figure'. So all of this talk about children needing both a father and a mother in order to be 'balanced' is just the ideas of 1950's type idealists who think that women should be apron-wearing housewives, while men should like manly things (like beer and football,) go to work, and discipline the kids.

  • So what if homosexuals want to get married, I'm dying for a lesbian couple to move into my neighborhood for a good sha...wait, too much information?XD

    why is my "gaydar" off the charts around Dick if he's cured? it reads "flaming leather gay".

    Brian B...my gaydar exploded by the amount of gayness.XD

    Oh whatever, it's sad that some people choose not to be their true selves just to fit in.

  • Kiss my ass Dick. I'll stick with the ladies thanks

  • So Brian Brown thinks we must have longitudinal studies before allowing a particular form of parenting. Maybe we should only allow grandmothers to raise a kid after the studies too?

    Maybe Brian Brown enjoys penis.

  • Brian Brown loves the cock

  • Gay marriage may be permanent fatherlessness or motherlessness, by so is single parenting.

    But actually, if this guy studied what we know scientifically about pair bonding, parenting and the like, he would come across a concept called Allomothering. We evolved to allomother--NOT just a single mum and a single dad, but multiple helpers acting as surrogate mothers, if you will. A child, believe it or not, is not really supposed to be raised by one female and one male.

    Thats Bullshit.

  • I've never had a father figure. I was raised by a single mother and have never met my father. I'm 20 years old, belong to a prestigious university and have earned prizes for excellence, am happy and socially healthy, straight, accepting of others, etc. these people don't know what they are talking about.

  • Republicans in congress are trying to add an amendment to the constitution, banning same-sex marriage. If you’re pro-gay, or you want to preserve the US constitution as it is, register as a republican so you can vote for Ron Paul in the primaries. He says federal government should not impose its definition of marriage on citizens. He’s a Christian, married to the same woman over 40 years, but knows you don’t have to be too. Don't let any of the other candidates win.

  • @qwexas He's a politician and that's enough of a reason for me not to give a shit about him.

  • Duke Nukem?

  • Jon and kate plue 8 is all i have to say

  • Duke Nukem Reference at 2:35 is just...Brilliant!

  • I've seen another program with that "Dick guy", on that one the only person he seemed to have was that black guy. Hmm.

  • I agree with their "do whatever you want" axiom, but I think it was really contradictory what they said about Dick. To say he was "born this way" and to imply say there's nothing he can do about it. The fact is, they don't know. And other evidence they put forward in the show (the fact that kids of homosexuals are no more likely to be gay) seems to undermine the genetic argument.. Dick did change (i guess), and he's trying to help others who WANT to change do so. Nothing wrong with that.

  • @kylethebomber Except for all the psychological abuse these places do to people who mistakenly think they can change. By the way, most (if not all) medical professionals agree that homosexuality is *not* a mental illness, and is *not* something that can be changed. As for the "undermine the genetic arguement", how? As of yet, no one knows precisely where homosexuality comes from. It could be latent gene or who knows. People all the time are born with traits their parents may not exhibit.

  • @AvalonDraconis Look, they're going to Dick voluntarily to receive his service because *that is what they want.* Dick changed (apparently), and he's trying to help other people who want to change do so. It seemed like his customer in the film was happy about it. I don't know if it's possible to change or not, but I do know that Dick apparently changed and many of his customers have. I've heard of people going from straight to gay so I don't know why it couldn't be the other way around.

  • @kylethebomber

    Dick is not a reliable source of information. It would be damaging for his business if he admitted to any uncertainty over its effectiveness. So, if we're to find out if it actually works, we have to turn to independent experts, who have never found any methods of therapy that can change sexuality. Thus, either Dick is the only person who's figured it out and is keeping the secrets to himself, or he is a fraud who promises false hope.

  • lmfao. the dirty handshadows at the end. Classic.

  • my ex had two moms (her technical mother was divorced and she was the product of the previous marriage) and she was one of the most interesting, intelligent, stable, complex, and beautiful individuals i had ever met. we split due to a kind of incompatibility and boredom, but i don't regret meeting her or her moms. js.

  • Surely the traditional model favours groups of women looking after groups of children, which include theirs and other peoples' children.

    Is female homosexual parenting a new thing ? Is it relevant whether the women are shagging each other or not ?

    Two or more male parents, however, doesn't have a model in the natural world.

  • @tonycatman Some birds, reptiles and fish do that. The problem is, males don't have the necessary hormones to lactate so it's pretty uncommon in mammals..The closest thing would be male horses who form bachelor herds where the mature stallions protect and discipline the adolescents.

  • love penn's OH SHUT UP! comment XD also, teller your friggin adorable!

  • @GaruzoSama Please save your personal commentary for your friends and family next time. I'd rather add my own.

  • That 'therapist' still looks pretty gay to me! I bet he helps himself with some toys that he hides under his bed incase is mom comes over

  • I'm kinda pissed than Penn got that duke nukem quote wrong at 2:30

  • @atechpriest He's quoting the movie "They Live" (with Roddy Piper). He got it really close, actually.

  • @CSB I don't know when that movie came out but duke nukem 3d came out in 1996

  • @atechpriest They Live came out in 1988. A lot of Duke Nukem's one-liners come from it and the Evil Dead series.

  • If two people love each other, they can get married. It is not anyone's standing on if two people can get married other than those two people. I know people that are not married, have kids, and live a happy life. I know married people that do the same. What ever they want to do they can do I frankly don't give a shit.

  • Who here thinks Brian Brown will soon be caught blowing male prostitutes while high on meth?

    show of hands?

  • I for one do not support gay couples raising kids, but in all fairness I don't support straight couples raising kids. I really just don't support kids.

  • @SonOfNye

    Then don't have any

  • @SonOfNye - Kids are the future, though. Kids without support usually become unmotivated adults, and that's the last thing America needs right now, unmotivated people running it.

  • @Critic863 Kids are not the future. They can however be a part of it, the future will exist whether humans breed or not. That being said, I do not like children and cannot understand why people want them, but there are people that do and that is their business not mine, as long as their kid doesn't mess with me, I can tolerate it.

  • @SonOfNye - By future, I meant the future of humanity.

  • Brian Brown looks like he's in the closet.

  • "teller an i were destined to be cowboys"

  • Was that a Duke Nukem quote from Penn?

  • I'm liberal, but I find the notion of a 2 man - 1 woman marriage pretty odd. Yet, I can live with it, and support it. If they are happy, so be it

  • The guy with the slicked hair seems like has some sort of asbergers syndrome. either that or hes just weird.

  • Who's the asshole who's gonna get killed by DD2345? DICK!!!!

  • It was awesome to hear the quote - "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum"................. Most people know it from Duke Nukem........... It's originally from a great 80's movie called "They Live". It's worth watching for sure. Definitely check it out.

  • No straight man ever says "malarky," that man is clearly still gay.

  • @thebombdropp3r Did he take your punchline?

  • why did you edit the video to say boom XD

    what a faggot

  • Those lesbians talk way too slow. What kind of attention span do they think I have?!?

  • i like turtles

  • @jd3092003 Yes, yes indeed.

  • Doom reference

  • The second I looked at him I thought “now this is a closeted fag” and look I was right!

    My gaydar still works. Fags like him end up spending their “free” time sucking cock at public toilets, yep, that’s what the respectable doctor does.

    But he still feels pride that by forcing himself with drugs to have sex with a woman, he became heterosexual.

    How pathetic a female must be to fuck a guy like this one, I mean really!

  • @CaptainCrunchityzer It's used in several different places. Take a look at TVTropes under Chew Bubblegum.

  • My straight family has never once rinsed lettuce

  • @Doppelgangersin I'm so sorry

  • they just rip holes to anything that moves, damn i love those guys.

  • i cant fucking stand when people try to legislate other people's personal lives...its like they are upset that some of these "faggots" and "dykes" have happier lives them, so they are on a false-moral mission to make others suffer like they do

    its pathetic that anyone thinks they have a right to tell anyone else what kind of family they can have and what they can or cant do with their own fucking bodies

  • This is gay

    

  • thanks for the titles you added, but some might consider them as obstruction. anyways thanks for the video. :)

  • I've never heard Americans refer to "Primary School" before High School... I thought that was a British term.

  • "Clearly, they don't know Dick."

    Was that... was that a triple entendre...?!

  • Brian Brown got PWNED

  • Boom! XD

  • Negão imbecil...

  • Why did you cut it off at the hand shadows!!!! That was the best part!!!

  • @TotalComposure at the end? It's actually the end of the episode :P

  • @GaruzoSama No at the beginning.

  • HAHA

    duke nukem reference

  • My gaydar spotted that dick guy from a mile away, he's so obviously homosexual. It's really sad that he has to hide and suppress that part of his personality.

  • that dick guy seems familiar... has he been on any other show?

  • @dunokuba He's been on numerous talk shows, some of which can be found here on YT.

  • Is it just me, or does Dick ping your gaydar?

  • @shananagans5

    Absodickinglutely!

    Dick definitely plays the pink oboe.

    Just like the "gay converter" guy in Religulous "Bill Maher on Homosexuality in Religulous" - watch?v=JjQlh52Em3o

  • I'm half white and half asian, and I looked EXACTLY like that as a kid. It's uncanny.

  • If anyone makes a argument about gays not being able to reproduce then heres a fact. Some non gay couples cant reproduce eather du to ganetics so they ever artficley incimnate simeone or they adoped it would be the escate same if they fucked to get the kid

  • brian brown is an idiot

  • "Marriage isn't salad bar" Why do I find this so hilarious

  • If there were no conflicts of ideas, then everyone would make the same choices. Imagine trying to convince a polyamorous group that monogamy is "just as good." It's impossible. They'll respect your decision on the surface, but deep down they will think polyamory is better. Or else they'd be monogamous.

    You can envision a world where people are free to make their own choices, but there will always be conflict.

  • 2:39

    WHO WANTS SOOOOME?

    BLOW IT OUT YER ASSSSS.

    NOW YOU SEE ME. NOW YOU'RE DEEAAAAD.

  • @telectronicguy Fuck you sir. :)

  • dirty hand shadows XD

  • @en3rgieboy

    Brilliant; I wish I did that in highschool.

  • irony is my traditional mother and father were arguing again when i watched this.

  • Poor gays. They have been getting it from behind for so many years.

  • Im a conservative. Hardcore.

    I think anyone else that claims to be needs to ask themselves that old question that symbolizes conservatism at its roots: how the fuck is anything you do my business?

    WHY do I need to know what you do behind closed doors? Who in the fuck am i to say what grown ups can do? Are me and mine in any danger from what you do? No? Then have at it. Just leave my kids alone with the propaganda and 'condoms on cucumbers' in 2nd grade bullshit.

  • Do whatever the fuck you want!

  • that old woman at 7:30 just seems to be anti heterosexual male. i.e. femininazi

  • "Healthy man-love." Mmm dayum.

  • i lol'd at the boom part.

  • He used the word malarky.....seems like some residual gayness to me

  • agree on everything, but these chicks a feminist so they ARE going to be bias

  • I wish Teller was my father...

  • Did you add the "Boom! XD" or was that part of the actual show?

  • @TheVivvav I added it myself ^^' Couldn't help it it was just too funny

  • @TheVivvav I seem to have missed that "Boom!". Where is it?

  • @TheVivvav ...Could be either one.

  • Penn Jillete has to be one the wisest men on earth

  • @JM1993951 Too bad he likes Glenn Beck... Meh!

  • @GaruzoSama For real?...............damn.

  • @GaruzoSama Glenn Beck is as wise as Penn Jillete.

  • @Bouncer9000 awww, why did you insult Penn?

  • @GaruzoSama Likely because they both are intellectually honest with what they believe and use their minds far more than a traditional bigot or blind follower.

  • @Bouncer9000 I was awaiting a flame war, but I have to agree. At least, they have the balls to have their own ideology. too bad Beck often sais crazy things without the slightest fact checking ability...

  • @GaruzoSama I was suspicious of his checking ability as well, however, after doing my own research (as he strongly advises) I figured out that what he said was accurate.

  • @Bouncer9000 Well, I do not agree with this, because getting globalised health care didn't turn Canada, Finland, Sweden, England, etc. into communist russia yet. And that is just an exemple of his usual doomcrying. his "facts" might be checked at times, but he uses them in ways that defy any known logic.

  • @GaruzoSama I think you misinterpret what Beck is trying to say. It's big government that is the problem in society. Nationalized health care is simply the national government interfering with our lives and he believes that the national government should not be able to do such a thing.  As for Europe, they aren't communist countries, but because of the big government and nationalized heath care, their economy is right at the point of collapsing much like the USSR.

  • @Bouncer9000 there, here is exactly what beck's logic in action can do : the US is having a big recession, just like other countries with a nationalized health care... we're on our way to a socialist communist russia! (makes no sense? exactly my point.)

    the conservative point is a serious one, but some conservatives are just ridiculous when talking about it, that's all.

  • @Bouncer9000 "Right at the point of collapsing much like the USSR"? Because of our health care? Jesus Christ, are you LISTENING to yourself? Do you have ANY idea on how wrong you are?

  • @Greatkingrat88 First of all, that was a bad thing to place in my explanation of the collapse of the USSR and that of Europe's future, however I'm surprised you only focus on just that one part I mentioned. I'm surprised you failed to see what I mentioned before nationalized health care.

  • @Bouncer9000 That "nationalized health care is simply the national government interfering with our lives"? Yeah, that's an odd way to see it too. I just chose to comment on that ignorant comment on europe- MY europe.

    Just FYI, in my country ANYONE can affor major surgery, no matter what economical status you are. And guess what? Our economy isn't collapsing.

  • Saying that single partner can become boring (by those 4 crackpot swingers in the show) is bullshit.

  • @rycka1983 A single partner CAN become boring.

    This is not to say that is always the case, but when you consider that an estimated 65% of married men and 35% of married women cheat on their spouses, it seems perhaps SOME needs or desires aren't being met.

    Just so ya know, the "swingers" are polyamorous and they didn't use the word 'boring'. They said it was unreasonable to expect one person to fulfill all your needs.

    Not much for paying attention, are you?

  • @ciaochowbella Cheat rate tells us only one: people are fucked up and they cheat.

  • @rycka1983 for them it is boring... who are you to tell them what their sexual appetites are

  • Haha! That Mr. Dick is craving that big black stud. Poor thing. Having to repress all those natural feelings. I really do pity him.

  • If your gay, and THINK you can change, and do so, guess what? Your Bisexual and your simply saying your straight because of societies ilk. Tell yeah what, I'll say that straight couples are best as soon as there's not a signal child forced to grow up in orphanages. This would be my two cents :3

  • science rules

  • @nactan

    Rock the fuck on!

    Science: it works, bitches. ^_^

  • @nactan Thanks Bill!

  • no, this is a matter of science. dickwad over here is making a factual claim that children raised by same-sex couples have problems. if this is false propaganda, and it is, then it deserves to be refuted

  • what studies? this guy's a rhetorician, plain and simple

  • I think Mr. DICK cannot maintain an erection:D

  • Penn "Do whatever the fuck you want"! This is how we should proceed with our lives and not care what other people think! No matter stright or gay do what you want and efff the people that keep us down!!

  • Wow. What about sperm donors and egg providers? You know, people who fuck and have a kid, and then ditch the kid. Yeah, that biological connection means a whole lot, doesn't it? Much better to have that lovely trailer park set-up than to have a couple of dads or a couple of moms who love the shit out of their kids. God damn - when are these people going to get their noses out of everyone else's business? Don't they have business of their own to tend to?

  • Are people actually pretending that children don't have mothers AND fathers?

  • @Andybaby no, because anyone with a bit of common sense knows that everybody has a biological father and mother. What they are suggesting, is that families are not as static as biological parents, and kids develop as good in homoparental families, as in "traditional marriage".

  • @GaruzoSama Actually in some cases, even better, because lesbian couples with children are statistically shown to exhibit the LEAST amount of violence compared to any other kindo f family

  • @XforeverlongingX of course not!!! You are motivated by your ideology, not by the science!!!

    haha enough talking like a d*ck, you are actually right, it's facts. now as to why, I haven't read about that. it would be a good study to do.

  • @GaruzoSama It's already been done.

  • @XforeverlongingX now I'd like to hear about that!

  • @GaruzoSama yea but that social stigma that they mentioned would bother me, because i remember a girl at my school was made fun of quite frequently and called horrible things, less though as she got older like last years of high school, but still thats gotta be fucked up people dissing ur parents so hardcore

  • Actually the world is one big orgy. The people in denial are the one's who aren't horny enough.

  • @bizzyslaughter you are awesome!

  • @goldsniper Thanks!

  • lol @  *cough*cock.... *cough*cock!

  • The guy who is trying to turn gay people straight makes me want to shrivel up and die. I'm only bi, so I lucked out and don't have to really worry about coming out of the closet or anything like that. It's easy for me to pretend I'm straight, but I can't imagine someone telling me the way my brain is wired is wrong and I have to go to therapy for it. I seriously just want to cry because of this guy.

  • @theravendemon Don't cry, get up and throw a chair! I have to agree, that guy is making people feel more miserable than they should. They want to believe it can be changed... but just look at the way he groped the sofa, as my video points out... he's not all well, that's my guess...

  • @theravendemon You can't "turn" people gay. You can compel them by force to hide their lifestyle but you can't force them to be straight. The idea that this is feasible is laughable.

  • this looks like a shortened version of the episode?

  • So who else tried to copy Teller's shadow puppets at the end?

  • I see nothing wrong with wanting to "become" straight. . . if you don't want to be gay and you want someone to help you not to be, by all means, go for it. Just saying.

  • @SStrongIsNeverWrong does anyone WANT to shit or go to sleep? It's biological. It's not a simple "choice."

  • @MacoutesGabber

    I like sleeping :D

  • @angeltears87 how can you like something, when you're not even conscious while doing it? We'd rather not sleep and do something else with the same time spent doing it. We're born that way, we don't "chose" it.

  • @SStrongIsNeverWrong

    It is wrong because it has been proven to ne unsuccessful. So you are taking peoples time and money and making them miserable in the process.

  • @angeltears87 No, no, no. I'm not talking about people who make OTHER people "seek help" I'm talking about a person, just them, who WANT to go to people like that guy. Unsuccessful or not, it's their money and their choice. If they want to make themselves miserable then alright.

  • @SStrongIsNeverWrong

    Yeah it is stll wrong. It is called a scam

  • @angeltears87 Yeah, if you go to that guy maybe. But there's nothing wrong with honestly wanting to change yourself, in my opinion.

  • @SStrongIsNeverWrong

    It is wrong for people to encourage gay people to change, when it has been proven not to be possible. It has also been shown to not be neccessary. You inflict misery on people