Alfred Hitchcock Presents - Cure for insomnia

[controllerthrowers]

17 idiotic insomniacs don't know how to use the simple applicator for administering the cure

[potatogrunge]

Sometimes i think i should do that to end with everything

[Seattlekid8]

What a fucking creeper this guy is.

[LinkOnDrugs]

Do I need a prescription for this breakthrough cure?

[Jantv81]

As Maxwell Smart would say "How do I get them to take it?"

[ExploitAudio]

Hitchcock is amazing.

[chicomarx01]

This isn't even funny, but that last part ("an idiot can operate it, and indeed many do") cracks me up for some reason.

[yalecheerleder]

GSSS!!! 

[guido1365]

he cant hep it, he is british

[tcswed]

a blunt usually works for me.

[prescomp]

that so of a bitch is dead any way

[NuclearPlanet]

Ugh, Hitchcock, I've tried Everything You Told Me To Do! I Still Can't Sleep!

[SeeTimeRun391]

He was so droll. His wry and dark sense of humor was in sharp contrast to his stuffy proper English personna.

[xXScareCrowShufflaXx]

The cure for insomnia, sadness, anger, fear, and every other feeling. This is an all purpose pill!

[anatoliy]

That's interesting, I just discovered a similar cure for obesity! Hitchcock should've given it a try back when he was alive; I just know it would've helped get rid of some of that burdensome weight.

[PityOnThePawn]

...seems legit to me.

[prescomp]

@PityOnThePawn than do it..

[JsrashadPictures]

he's is the world's craziest crackpot

[bored2deathish]

oh..so that's why i keep shitting out my pills

i forgot to get an applicator

[Ladygagsalot]

"Good evening"

[jacklebottt]

thirteen people took his advice seriously

[SpaceCowboy641]

@jacklebottt No, the people who took him seriously are still sleeping ... !!! lolol

[McRaims]

jajaja this is da shit!

[rubbindubbin4life]

I resepct alfred.... But if he said an idiot can opperate it... Y is there 5 bullets that r not all the same calliber? The capules of that apperatus should all b the same and 6 of them.... But yet again that is a good cure for those that have insomnia

[gamecubeclock]

I just love his dark sense of humor.

[rubbindubbin4life]

Instant sleeping ability those bullets give

[Jadama0]

I love his humor!

[ocblee]

This is a funny video. Will you try this method? You would be better looking for real remedy.

[legoman769]

0:00 to 0:04

[steve7138]

Love his "...An Idiot can operate it...and many DO!!!!!"

[hollybee43]

Omg so depressing... here I am at 5am and now i want to kill myself becuase of it lol

[ZOINKSation]

Well, he doesn't exactly seem excited... not even a trifle.

[najhoant]

Was this kind of black humor actually allowed on TV back in these olden days?

[hedonism13]

@najhoant

Only if Hitchcock was doing it.

[SuperIntuitive1]

Insomnia?

[MaKiDesignZ1992]

@SuperIntuitive1 Schlafstörung

[johnfox1johnfox1]

I want to put this instead of windows startup

[lolmoneymoneylol]

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[nrrork]

This is an era when uttering the word "pregnant" on television was VERBOTEN! But this aired in prime time. ^_^

I liked it, I did. I'm not some pussy who freaks out over such things. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy.

[saratogaken]

Can someone help me? I'm looking for an episode where a young couple were riding in a horse & carraige, and it was hit by a taxi. The man faked the injury to sue the taxi company and got money. There was a holy pond in town were people of faith would go to heal their handicaps. When the couple decided to end their lives of dishonesty, they went to the pond, and the water paralyzed the man, and a girl of faith was healed. Can anyone tell me the title of this episode; thanks?

[AliJalal93]

MASTERPIECE!

[ZADL11]

i love hitchcock so much

[037016]

Hahaha! "for best results, they must be taken internally"

[MrMartman2010]

Hitch, you were brilliant! oh, pardon me, ARE brilliant.

[astig600]

WTF? after that? how can i wake up tommorow?

[ninerfly]

trifle excited!!!!wat about the afterlife,thats not a real cure

[dialF4flipit]

best cure ever XD

[rofflemows]

12 people need to try Dr. Hitchcock's miracle insomnia cure =P

[rofflemows]

love it

[SadAssification]

lol best part when he pulls out the gun

[mariomanningfan]

"excuse me if I sound a trifle excited" LMAO

[KristopherLSD]

i just laughed so god damn hard at that. my sides are splitting

[nisilisin]

It's been so long since I last saw a video of Alfred Hitchcock. Thanks for helping me dig up some exquisite memories.

[Rawk4Life]

Short clip, but one of the most hilarious short clips I have EVER seen!

[koda440]

I sent this to my friend and she didn't get it till in the middle of class and she stupidly watched it and started cracking up she started crying it was so funny

[DonFicoMontana]

Good Evening!

[dfounder]

i loled when i saw this

[mahavishnuxc]

........so lunesta is un-affective then?

[glimmer2158]

Dude looks like Budd Dwyer.

[AlexDraco]

Genius ! :)

[RokhuStar]

There are 11 idiots here that ought to use this cure.

[Trund27]

@RokhuStar Let's go troll-hunting!

[RokhuStar]

your excused ! lol

[y0d0]

Good evening.

[Draxis32]

This guy is one the great headmasters of TV and Movies

[iDraw3G]

Was that suppose to be funny?

[MrPrecocious]

He's so cool...

[mauijim662000]

i do so love hitch.

[SuperGuitarNerd]

11 people knew somebody who actually shot themselves... Or... they're just big NRA supporters... - One of the two!

[LuckyStrike003]

@SuperGuitarNerd I'm a member of the NRA and I found this funny...

[SuperGuitarNerd]

@LuckyStrike003 : )

[RevlinX]

"May cause drowsiness"

[findhushi]

and indeed many do

[sutjas16]

i never really imagined him sounding like that.

[forseken666]

insomnia bullet in your head and you are cure xD 

[aiiKaramBa]

fat moron

[marcsman229]

@aiiKaramBa shit skinned loser

[viplovem]

@aiiKaramBa You want to get your ass kicked by millions of people through the internet? Show some respect.

[ziadi666]

@viplovem here here my friend

[aiiKaramBa]

@viplovem its my fkn view man! i can say wot i want js d way u r !

@marcsman229 : y dun u lik his balls ,if he gives u such a hard on faget

[falstaffswims]

"and indeed many do."

[SebbeSucksBawlz]

LMAO

[beaupatrick77]

...cures depression too

[tropicallanterns]

@beaupatrick77 and everything else I assume

[Alexjr1543]

@tropicallanterns Except constant sleepiness.

[fabysh]

AHHH OK!

THANK YOU!

[Birtigon]

LMAO

[Johnnypt13]

damn! The cure for insomnia is to kill yourself? Gotta love the tongue-in-cheek humor of Alfred Hitchcock.

The master of suspense, absolutely genius.

[mahavishnuxc]

you just have to love hitchcock. he was a genius and he has such a great sense of humor.

[Mrjordanlover23]

it's a GAT A F^#&ING GAT

[GreatBritishTurd]

LOL! Thats just dark...

[Gencturk92]

The best filmmaker in the history of cinema.

[dim432]

Good evening

[Tyrannozero82]

A true legend of mystery and dark humor.

Too bad there can be no other like him.

[zcsutton]

Hilarious, love Hitchcock! Thanks for sharing!

[helderdanielreyeable]

Maravilloso el gran ALFRED HITCHCOCK

[homer091]

...... im so fuckin tired

[Txdolphin07]

my theatre prof showed this to us in class today!! i just about died laughing!! i didn't realize HOW hilarious Hitchcock was!! brilliant! :D

[jenzeppelin]

brilliant piece!

[lifememo]

that is just disturbing i love it

[PallaTheDancingCow]

I tried it, didn't work, now got this horribly annoying hole in my skull...

[dchris1990]

@PallaTheDancingCow just try again

[selfidentity1]

@PallaTheDancingCow and an headache?

[GermanOperaSinger]

I just love this. I'm an insomniac and nothing has worked for me. I'm sure this remedy would though!

[MrFrozenCanuck]

LOl...he is just creepy.

[dtucke01]

"Good evening!" I like how he always says it. A little eerie, but memorable.

[sulack78]

i deal with insomnia everyday and i must say....i may consider this device. but honestly, im not up to the level of "Idiot"

[RYNO2511]

this is the best video ive ever seen

[NicteBlack]

amazing Hithcock, i love the way he said that, so sure of the cure.

[xGothimox]

I tried this, didn't work to well

[akusuijin]

holy shit, that's ballzy

[eze14213]

applicator = gun for short

[CorvusKorax17]

"Good Evening"

[LoticaStudios]

Wow that's so hilarious. Hitchcock is the man!

[g1vishalsingh17]

lol idiots arguing and taking this srsly. i lold

[DarkProphet94]

"an idiot can operate it, and indeed many do"

im glad to see that hitchcock hated the NRA as well

[tacotacohoyhoy]

@DarkProphet94 You're an idiot for thinking that's what he meant.

Many != All

I'll go ahead and take this time to expose that you are also homosexual. Enjoy your boyfriends and gay man loving, fag.

[ZeNoodle]

I'm pretty sure he WAS talking against people who use guns.

And also, why does everyone have to use homosexuality as an insult? It really sitn right.

[DarkProphet94]

no,no, you fuckin moron. i was making a joke. you know wat a joke is, right? when someone relates a certain situation to another situation in a humorous manner. see, im explaining wat a joke is cause you obviously dont understand. i KNOW he wasnt talkin specifically about the NRA, but if your so upset about my comment, then maybe he was

ps. im not in the NRA, but i own guns too, and i thought hitchcock's joke was funny. i guess that means your a little too clingy to your guns, my friend.

[chicagobrown]

It was a joke you homophobic idiot.

[Warwickcain]

Fuck you.

[harleyhogs222]

@DarkProphet94 Go hug a few trees, libby.

[primal2020]

i dont know wether to laugh or to be freaked out

[vincentvanilla]

ah so THATS what i need to do to get some sleep! :D

[rr3dd]

GOOD EVENING.

[RaynorX]

"...an idiot can operate it, and indeed many do."

lol, so true.

[Thoralmir]

@RaynorX I'm pro-2nd Amendment, but I have to agree with Hitch on this one...

[amidonx]

Loool at him being mean xD

[GAZAJED]

Funny, but i was actually getting my hopes up......

[mentalholocaust]

Genius!!!!!

[cornholio435]

That is the funniest thing i hace seen in a good while 5 stars

[sinesterdesigns]

This is inexplicably clever, though dark at the same time, but that was Hitchcock's style.

[TheOldCrankyWorkshop]

One dose, and you're guaranteed to rest in peace. This man was the master of black humor.

[fuckercuntemilyosmen]

he calls a gun a handy applicator lol

[PlanckLimit]

lmao Man that's a dark sense of humor!

[Crisu20]

lmao!

[DizzD2008]

LEGEND!!!

[JacobRudduck]

Utter genius

[jenzeppelin]

indeed! the master of dark humour.

[badturkali]

rear window was the best

[AlbatroFilm]

fantastic, a genius

[Zeppelingirl23]

This has to be one of my favorite little clips from Alfred Hitchcock, he's terribly funny. I found this video over a year ago while searching insomnia, which I have and constantly battle with.

[jenzeppelin]

oh my, that is how i ended up here as well. i'm a zep chick too, lol.

[NuclearPlanet]

yeah, pretty excited

[JohanPersson]

I'm so proud that my birthday is on the same day as Alfreds!

[TheSunmanho]

I bet you are also as fat and ugly as Alfred Hitchcock

[JohanPersson]

You're funny! Wanna make out?

[kabloom333]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[yitih]

@harryupscrabble yeah, go blow him:D

[DiveJunkee]

Asshole much?

[TheSunmanho]

not me! I'm Chinese!

[powerfullogic]

what the fuck is your mother fucking problem! You have no understanding of cinema and most likely suffer from Fetal alcohol syndrome so you can't even rad this post.

[TheSilleGuy]

Lol XD

[CptNameless]

Apply directly to the forehead.

[WolfyPsycho]

LMFAO!!!! Yeah that's a great insomnia cure alright, especially if they want to "rest in peace"......or maybe "rest in pieces" for shooting your brains out everywhere! LMFAO!!!! XDDD Nice one, Alfred! ^^

[soilofk]

love it!

[brollyhero99]

R.I.P. Alfred Hitchcock!!! ;(

[spankbandit]

bullets.

[CiganyLouie]

...but in that sleep of death what dreams may come / when we have shuffled off this mortal coil?

[CiganyLouie]

To die: to sleep; no more.

[IVI3anD]

looooooooooooooool

[Bloxy123]

(With a blank voice)

Good evening, excuse me if I sound a trifle bit excited...

lol.

[TheWitcherFanboy]

mmmm...insomnia cure :D

[crustychi666]

hey, why havent i thought of this earlier, i cant sleep and its 4 in the morning. I think i'll go take his advice right now.....

[TheNachoKat]

XDXD Why oh WHY wasn't I born in that era?!?!!?

[4everasinger286]

LOL

[GEVMM]

Sign the petition to stop Universal Pictures from remake The Birds!

The link is on my profile.

[0megamanX]

You know petitions, especially online petitions, accomplish jack shit right? When Universal Pictures does remake The Birds it will indeed probably not hold up to the original. Who cares? Don't watch, rent or buy it then.

[GEVMM]

I won't watch, rent or buy it. I'm just trying to do something about it. People, specially young people, will probably not even know it's a remake. And if they do, they'll think the original sucks just cause it's from 1963. And I don't want that to happen. I don't care what u think really, I'm just doing what I think is right. If you're against it, that's too bad.

[MrPSGifford]

The movie is based on the book that inspired Hitch- and is not an actual remake. The original book had very little to do with the plot of the classic movie.

[capemello]

@GEVMM - lord r u serious? who will be the lead? a kardashian? God I hope they dont mess with a classic. Im 32 years old and even I would be offended by the remake.

[GEVMM]

@capemello I know right! It's ridiculous. They have this stupid obsession with remaking classics and they can never understand that the remake will never top the original. I mean, wasn't it enough to remake Psycho and, my favourite, Rear Window? They're talking about Naomi Watts in the Tippi Hedren role. But lately they've been saying that there isn't going to be a remake after all, but I don't know. I'm still doing the petition anyway. Feel free to sign.