amai, wij zen al blij as den bompa zennen auto geparkeerd krijgt op zennen oprit. (Wow, we are already happy when our grandfather can park his car on the driveway)
@funnylittlenightmare, did you see how small that garage was? Do you actually expect it to gain enough momentum to break the roller door?? you'd dent it at most, moron.
i thought epic win until i realised... he didn't put the hand brake on! its all great until you hear a loud crash and when you check you see your car has rolled forward into the contents of your garage... or worse into the street and hit someones porche... lol
Because there are many different dialects in dutch. And for people who don't understand everything of the dialect he's speaking they translate it in normal dutch so everyone can understand it.
@HenriQueBskt I really don't care that you spelled it wrong. It's the mentality that bugs me. Although I wish it were completely unfounded, I can't necessarily say that it is. There are a lot of bad women drivers in the this world, but there are plenty of good ones too; me, for instance.
@HenriQueBskt Sure, there's nothing wrong with making a joke. I wasn't jumping down your throat anyway, mostly just tooting my own horn. Pun intended.
(guy): No mister. Big cars waste to many benzine. And i drive to Oostende and Blaneknberge with only 4-5 liters of benzine. Because of that i choose to have a small car. And because i can put my car inside.
( i hope this translation helped you. Sorry if my English is bad , I tried my best.)
(guy): Voilá , and now i open my door. And now i need to open the door of my car or else i can't get out. Voilá , and now i need to check if i don't make any blunders. Stop the car, get out of my car and push my car forward. Because then i can open my kitchen door. Voilá close my car door and then close my kitchen door and now put this chair here.
(presenter): do you sometime dream of a bigger car?
(presenter): (his name) is 87 he has a car and a garage , but the combination of those 2 is a bit small.
(guy): My car is 1,49 meter and my garage 1,55 meter. So , i have 6 cm. And over there i put some "mousse". If i drive against that i lose it. But if i drive against that i wont have scratches. I'm going to park it.
(presenter): He must be the most handy driver in Vlaanderen. Its literally only centimeters. And when the car is parked he needs to get out of the car.
actually it's all in dutch. the old man is speaking kind of a dialect of dutch that is hard for other dutchies to understand so that's why they have the subtitles.
i think he may be from eastern or southern holland....
actually it's all in dutch. the old man is speaking kind of a dialect of dutch that is hard for other dutchies to understand so that's why they have the subtitles.
i think he may be from eastern or southern holland....
but yes, it is very misleading to have the title in english and have it all be in dutch.
Fail of a contractor
Mr88high 11 hours ago
the subtitles werent much help...
Cheeseman2271 1 week ago
wiiiiiiiiiiiinn
RACL1991 2 weeks ago
Parkour
HVdrumr 3 weeks ago
That's awesome.
imapieface 1 month ago
Epic win liscense plate
804 HO
soniclover88888 1 month ago
He should get a smart car :)
tanchau01 1 month ago
eeeeeeppppppiiiiiiiccccc
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FathomLordKarathr 2 months ago
The little Panda that could!
GrahamGRA 2 months ago
het zou je garage maar zijn
EDJapjan 2 months ago
hes a nazi....
crazedtoddlers 3 months ago
park your bmw in there
AlphaZorks 3 months ago
too much work to park in his garage and get in and out of his car
NFSCAMARO 3 months ago
BELGIAN PEOPLE OWN!!! lol
lolbroek65 3 months ago
Epic Win
405Outlaw 3 months ago
go get a smart
ARISTOSMGS 3 months ago
no need to lock the garage's door
sbugiardo 4 months ago
@sbugiardo no one else would be able to get it out so whats the point
chevyladtallyhoe 3 months ago
I think it's more of an epic pain in the ass.
NemeanLion 4 months ago
i think its conveniant
jcbeighley 5 months ago
this language xD
Tonynator1992 5 months ago
MR bean
Superwisebug 5 months ago
tht's crazy raw.
phenomenalclassic93 5 months ago
mindfuck.
KonvexHardstyle 6 months ago
feel bad if someone was trying to rob his garage and he pulled in. "no where to run but the wall bitch!" Lmfao
kidwhowearsblack 6 months ago
Gotta be honest, this isn't very epic o.O
redheaddavey 6 months ago
Chuck Norris parks his HUMMER in that garage
iDrenn 6 months ago
uhm... get a motorcycle?
boomyxx 6 months ago
That's cool
marcmantione 6 months ago
Like a CEO
mustang750r 6 months ago
hown much does that shit wiegh like 1 pound? lol wow, that's very neat . .
tonebone8 6 months ago
this guys fucked if he ever forgets the keys to his house
WinRemote 6 months ago
@WinRemote Normal people keep the car keys and house keys on the same ring.
SoullessAbomination 6 months ago
I woulda climbed outta the open car window.
ZakumX 7 months ago
@ZakumX
How would you close the window?
1997xander 4 months ago
@1997xander You dont. Just jump back in. >.>
ZakumX 4 months ago
Atleast pull the hand brake up when your done old man ~!!!!!!
MrYouuChoob 7 months ago
epic wierdnesss
REPCLONE 7 months ago
don't forget you parking brake :P
hmmkay69 7 months ago
this was on the fucking news? wow, this must be one boring assed town.
MultiTrollHunter 7 months ago
@MultiTrollHunter It's not the news. It's just a daily belgium program
LickingJuicy 7 months ago
don't get drunk at ANYTIME- just saying !!!
rjramos00 7 months ago
dutch pride
donny14131413 7 months ago
@donny14131413 belgian pride
briekyboy 7 months ago
Belgium.. so much win
Samvndp 7 months ago 2
This is insane. This is NASA precision here.
Spikehead777 8 months ago
old men are the same in every country LOLOLOL. Doesn't matter what language they speak haha
Be1smaht 8 months ago
amai, wij zen al blij as den bompa zennen auto geparkeerd krijgt op zennen oprit. (Wow, we are already happy when our grandfather can park his car on the driveway)
Rlouckxke 8 months ago
wow
fcwinkler 8 months ago
Damn near need KY on the walls to get her in... lol...
fattony123082 8 months ago 5
so it cant be stolen ;D
thedarkcookie007 8 months ago
Wow, its so close to german :o.
AnsisX 8 months ago
i park my car
LIKE A BOSS!
hailslayerz 8 months ago
boss
haumichbreit 8 months ago
Like a fucking BOSS.
ShellShock794 9 months ago
Just buy a motorcycle, motherfucker!
razorhanny 9 months ago
NOW THAT I CALL HOLLAND POWER
sjoerd291 9 months ago
@sjoerd291 he's belgian dumb ass
pizzarulesgood 9 months ago
Dutch Grandpas FTW!
BehindYouBlane99 9 months ago
thanks for the legends
ComicShot 9 months ago 9
Old school epic win
lopazio 9 months ago
man i wish he was my grandpa >:l
joelvela 9 months ago
I wonder if anyone has ever tried to steal it?
TheLmaonade 9 months ago
wow i never laughed so hard....and at the same time...that guy is an OG
kurojin97 9 months ago
good job you deserve a cookie
BrawlMaster117 9 months ago
@BrawlMaster117 lmao
joelvela 9 months ago
@funnylittlenightmare, did you see how small that garage was? Do you actually expect it to gain enough momentum to break the roller door?? you'd dent it at most, moron.
MrWalkwithazombie 9 months ago
@MrWalkwithazombie mean way to put it XD....but truee...
blessed871129 9 months ago
i thought epic win until i realised... he didn't put the hand brake on! its all great until you hear a loud crash and when you check you see your car has rolled forward into the contents of your garage... or worse into the street and hit someones porche... lol
FunnyLittleNightmare 9 months ago
and who says old people cant drive?
hailslayerz 10 months ago
that is epic
Adawg4008 10 months ago
All I can say is wow!
DeeCuriousCat 10 months ago
In Europe everything is small and I mean everything
lbytesxk 10 months ago
doo go doo to ga doo to gen a frooten goo do too to upen the duur wit me old pepil
jmbstat 10 months ago
co za asy!
BJs4MePlz 10 months ago
@BJs4MePlz Dude... video is about one guy, not two or more, so say it singlural, not in plural... Z ciebie taki as jak chinola kutas
DarkPatro56 10 months ago
haha, nice, was thinking "ok smart guy, how you going to get out, through the back? that would be annoying" didnt expect to see that!
TheHongkong1234 10 months ago
i want that in my house!
schecterscott 10 months ago
Co Za Asy !!!
TheHymenPuncher 10 months ago
@TheHymenPuncher shut up.. and fuck RWJ
matthewgroen 10 months ago
Or as ace ventura would put it "LLLLLLike a glove" !
NiggaWiddaAttitude 10 months ago
u got a light out....
DANNY69YOUhard 11 months ago
hahahaha
topcatiscool 11 months ago
wouldnt be better to buy a motorbike?
some people just take the harder life.
eugeniohz 11 months ago
How will people visit him? xD
TheSandRobotos 11 months ago
Buy a bike!
Wuvox 11 months ago
buy a mini
alex46215 11 months ago
dirka dirka dirka ...shirnof
starwarsnerdable 11 months ago
If he has a Smart Car, he would have a lot more room in that garage, say maybe for a riding lawnmower, or washer and dryer.
CaptnJack 11 months ago
this is a MAN's job
iamactuallyover18 11 months ago
lucky they provided us with translations :|
k0tz45 11 months ago
How do u get the grocieries out of the trunk?
xB1GxM4Kx 11 months ago
@xB1GxM4Kx the same way you close the garage door, you walk through the house.
andscifi 11 months ago
@xB1GxM4Kx front door
Be1smaht 8 months ago
now thats parking!
GermanSniper9 11 months ago
Better Translation: I eat Babies.
RedcrownX 1 year ago
heres a better solution, GET A BIGGER GARAGE
SageZane560 1 year ago
God bless this guy!
CroGamer002 1 year ago
Or you can just put it in your pocket
TheBbergner86 1 year ago
whats with the woman comments?
CigarettesAreGood 1 year ago
HAHA I love how the subs "ik doe mijn deur open" sounds kinda like Don Vito meets Fat Bastard
fatbleezy420 1 year ago
LOL this guy is fucking awesome. Mad respect to him
SGToverkillCOD 1 year ago
18 women watched this video
shatheprodigy 1 year ago
no need to close the garage ... he cant get teh car robbed anyways lol
elfolomoment 1 year ago
I suppose its going to be hard to car jack him
Alex2k793 1 year ago
ummmm.......... park on the street.....
lolzChill 1 year ago
this guy is totally fucked if he ever comes home drunk
jaketsnyder 1 year ago 101
@jaketsnyder you shouldn't DRIVE home when you're drunk....
s1lthrimspeedcuber 4 months ago
@s1lthrimspeedcuber well not all people live by that rule unfortunately :P
jaketsnyder 4 months ago
@jaketsnyder haha yes :P but yuou should at least try to ^^
s1lthrimspeedcuber 4 months ago
xD das mit der tür is ja geil
stevebo666 1 year ago
@shaquitafuquay
LIES GO SUCK A DONKEY DICK U WORTHLESS TRASH!!!!!
thekmanzz 1 year ago
you did well translating
88SANCHEZ88 1 year ago
WTF IS HE SAYING!!!
GreenCash45 1 year ago
uuhmmm... Why are the subtitles the same language theyre speaking?
omarvgaga 1 year ago
@omarvgaga
Because there are many different dialects in dutch. And for people who don't understand everything of the dialect he's speaking they translate it in normal dutch so everyone can understand it.
AngelKiller197 1 year ago
@omarvgaga Because its a Belgian program, they can't understand each other
burpkiddy 1 year ago
''damnit i left my keys in the car'', wonder how thatll work out if it was locked
jelloicecream 1 year ago
lol ich bin in Deutsch sprechen
musiceditorguy 1 year ago
O cool theres subtitles o_o never mind
roblrocks 1 year ago
loooooooooooooool epic win !!1
gchain 1 year ago
@heleentje123: Its a dutch news.
No, its belgian.. not dutch.
henkipje 1 year ago
@henkipje
I dont speak english
xD
I am from belgium
xD
heleentje123 1 year ago
@heleentje123 Haha... lol.
What town?
Having a nice Sinterklaas??
I do.. i'm from Eindhoven!!
henkipje 1 year ago
@henkipje provincie antwerpen
Ja
heleentje123 1 year ago
@henkipje Hendrik howistie jonge
ben313666 1 year ago
@ben313666 Goed jonguh! (lolwtf?)
henkipje 1 year ago
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heleentje123 1 year ago
pure win!
921144666 1 year ago
@uromastx Haha yeah that's what I thought he sounded like too ROFL!
shadesV1 1 year ago
It's skill and all, but it would suck to have to do that every...freakin....day -.-
vikkij91 1 year ago
шибани германци научете Англиски за кво ви е тоя немски
ito6722 1 year ago
15 womans didn't like the video
HenriQueBskt 1 year ago 85
@HenriQueBskt
It's women not "womans"
Player201410 1 year ago
@HenriQueBskt no 15 asian drunk women drivers :)
MrCognee 1 year ago
@HenriQueBskt Womans? Last I checked the word is women, and I can drive circles around any man I know - forward or reverse.
DeeCuriousCat 10 months ago
@DeeCuriousCat
alright smart guy, i've typed wrong, sue me
HenriQueBskt 10 months ago
@HenriQueBskt I really don't care that you spelled it wrong. It's the mentality that bugs me. Although I wish it were completely unfounded, I can't necessarily say that it is. There are a lot of bad women drivers in the this world, but there are plenty of good ones too; me, for instance.
DeeCuriousCat 10 months ago
@DeeCuriousCat You go girl.
Chiken1012 10 months ago
@DeeCuriousCat
can't you understand that it is just a joke ?
it's a stereotype...just like saying blondes are stupid
blondes are stupid, women can't drive etc
that doesn't mean that is true
HenriQueBskt 10 months ago
@HenriQueBskt Sure, there's nothing wrong with making a joke. I wasn't jumping down your throat anyway, mostly just tooting my own horn. Pun intended.
DeeCuriousCat 10 months ago
@HenriQueBskt 19
XIIIAlfonsin 9 months ago
@XIIIAlfonsin
5 months ago were 15
HenriQueBskt 8 months ago
only a man can do
horriblequin 1 year ago
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Karletto555 1 year ago
shamug dumderg dumderg shnugnau dagen la du gufds Lol
XxJesseXdrummerxX 1 year ago 2
These are dutch subtitles... -_-
And yes, I was really glad they were there :)
simoklav 1 year ago
Glad those subtitles were there.
FUCK!
icsomethingshiny124 1 year ago
Thank God someone decided to translate the German audio into German text. It's much easier to understand that way.
Purushadasa 1 year ago 4
Epic fail
XxALBINOmanx 1 year ago
anybody know where he got his fail to win converter?
XxREBELSCUMxX 1 year ago
Ok... getting in the garage is crazy enough... but that door work epic win!
Orangebike666 1 year ago
I wonder if he was talking about why he doesn't park in the street
MPARKS27 1 year ago
gleibin globbin zuter hotin
...all i heard.
platinumlance 1 year ago
tja zo handig is het niet maarja
CommandantTV 1 year ago
His accent is the epic win itself :P
Babooshka00 1 year ago
time to get a motorcycle
Derelictos 1 year ago
holy EPIC FUCKING WIN!
kotarotacon 1 year ago
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Ben182010 1 year ago
(translation) part 3
(guy): No mister. Big cars waste to many benzine. And i drive to Oostende and Blaneknberge with only 4-5 liters of benzine. Because of that i choose to have a small car. And because i can put my car inside.
( i hope this translation helped you. Sorry if my English is bad , I tried my best.)
cheesecakeNL 1 year ago 32
"benzine" = "gasoline" in American English.
Thanks again for doing the translation!
dd1365 1 year ago
(translation) part 2
(guy): Voilá , and now i open my door. And now i need to open the door of my car or else i can't get out. Voilá , and now i need to check if i don't make any blunders. Stop the car, get out of my car and push my car forward. Because then i can open my kitchen door. Voilá close my car door and then close my kitchen door and now put this chair here.
(presenter): do you sometime dream of a bigger car?
cheesecakeNL 1 year ago 4
(translation) part 1
(presenter): (his name) is 87 he has a car and a garage , but the combination of those 2 is a bit small.
(guy): My car is 1,49 meter and my garage 1,55 meter. So , i have 6 cm. And over there i put some "mousse". If i drive against that i lose it. But if i drive against that i wont have scratches. I'm going to park it.
(presenter): He must be the most handy driver in Vlaanderen. Its literally only centimeters. And when the car is parked he needs to get out of the car.
cheesecakeNL 1 year ago 4
I think "mousse" is a French term for what we Americans call "foam rubber."
Thank you for translating!
dd1365 1 year ago
omg SUPER EPIC
Zorae14 1 year ago
Geniaal accent xD
Babooshka00 1 year ago
belgium ftw
Xavte91 1 year ago
OMG that's epic!!!
mrfuzzles92 1 year ago
he speaks like a drunken german :) nice
47179 1 year ago
i'm dutch and even i can't understand that guy without sub
s3gnal3 1 year ago
Spacial improvisation? Lol
kcmoto001 1 year ago
14 women are jealous.
c00ly0j0 1 year ago
much respect to the man
shin1300 1 year ago
lol
NLMARVINNL 1 year ago
put the video title in english and the video in 2 different languages - thats epic fail
danpayne118 1 year ago
@danpayne118
actually it's all in dutch. the old man is speaking kind of a dialect of dutch that is hard for other dutchies to understand so that's why they have the subtitles.
i think he may be from eastern or southern holland....
whoaXXsick 1 year ago
@whoaXXsick Belgium :]
Jessicapowerr 1 year ago
@danpayne118
actually it's all in dutch. the old man is speaking kind of a dialect of dutch that is hard for other dutchies to understand so that's why they have the subtitles.
i think he may be from eastern or southern holland....
but yes, it is very misleading to have the title in english and have it all be in dutch.
luckily i speak both =P
whoaXXsick 1 year ago
@whoaXXsick
its flemish... thats what they speak in half of belgium.. well not sure half but quite a few :P
BruceOreilley 1 year ago
GE-NI-AAL!!, echt, dit is vanaf nu mijn favoriete belg...
tommyfrogy 1 year ago
Try doing that DRUNK!
bimbo831 1 year ago
I'm claustrophobic and nearly had a panic attack when I saw him in the garage. No thank you very much! Still, impressive. I know I couldn't do that.
bghammerite 1 year ago
Flawless Victory
vanjamatic16 1 year ago
That's how you fucking park
deadstockk 1 year ago 2