North Korea - Hell March

[ChicagoProdigy]

Being a dictator is good work if you can get it.

[ProCultist]

Real communists hang massive pictures of Lenin (Y)

[nuniruro1515]

North Korea - now on next-gen consoles, in HD.

[flicony]

2:18 I hate my job!

[JBsucksmantits]

what a quincedence, they all look the same.

[DEADxxVIRUS]

you think NK is going to be world war 3 ? just like homefront ? he did die just like in game and hes son got all that power

[ElBarto3131]

2:04 If I was that photographer, I'd be shitting my pants.

[m14g]

North Korea is ready for war just look at all those weapons. DAMN

[conmadben]

@m14g That's just propaganda... 

[TonysTactics]

Damn, North Korea is so brutal.

[asurasyn]

...why do the sailors have AKs exactly?

[chameqk]

Parece de una pelicula de ciencia ficcion.. o un villano de james bond..



[gxbmb]

no fat chicks in this army

[skyhawk431]

@gxbmb Because they barely have any food.

[TheRaptorvx]

2:17 "i hate my job"

[TheTechController]

gotta love communism, collective agenda, centralised managment and organised population structures.

what a way to make an impact provided your kim jong il of course.

[AnimeBeatlesFan24]

0:42 i'm pretty sure you don't hold an rpg like that, just sayin'

[CMDKeenCZ]

@AnimeBeatlesFan24 - That's just the North Koreans preparing for dual wielding the RPG's.

[cg7seas]

why dosent the US military have parades like that?? cuz we're too busy kickin azzzz

[asurasyn]

@cg7seas because with our military's budget it would last FOREVER!!

[McFat767]

@cg7seas azzzz or ass? :D

[TravisDia180]

AC-130 AIRBORNE

[JenniGoesRwaRR]

I'd Trip A Million People There -,-

[mrlychan]

i know they suck and all but, thats one hell of a demonstration! at least they got style!

[Samseal16]

Im sorry, I just cant take an asian hell march seriously. I cant stop laughing. Red army and nazi germany marches are good but these korean ones....naw.

[SlavsTV]

1:29 What is a model of that tank. looks Russian with some accessories

[jebushacks1]

they reary prourd

[jebushacks1]

can i join in i want to leap very fast aswell

[sealy123456789]

i wanna play Red Alert now

[Laser1369]

made in Kamino

[BurashiKuteru]

I used to dream about making my first clone army on this planet. Then I saw this.

[wierdestusername]

2:03 What are all those foreigners doing there?! They might take pictures at angles that make North Korean commoners look like they're starving, and we can't have that.

[uchidaoginome]

At 1:45, we see 3 female soldiers. The two to the right are pretty cute.

[IDCbitchass]

This has good Koreagraphy, but lacks Seoul :DDD

[asdasdasd0071]

They all look the same to me....

[CroatianWerwolf]

Nice! Smash USA & Capitalism.

[axedeoable]

thumps up if Athene took you here ;D

[Elroiden]

This was North-Korea's response to Justin Bieber!

[shadowtempest91]

North Korea should be set on fire, but I have to admit that korean chicks are awesome.

[TheNeyacit]

I adore the North Korea. They and China, Unique who became true sacred to Lenin! Glory to communism!

[18bsean]

2:05 "I'm just gonna keep my head down and hope no one notices me........oh shit!!"

[PederReiersrud]

240p we meet again... NOT

[InglouriousDeicide]

Strange combat step. They as though jump up. At us in Russia combat a step more ... vigorous

[rocarmy11]

如果沒有中共的支援，單靠北韓國力，這支軍隊能作戰多久？

[Roksonixx]

Funny thing is North Korea do these shows as a "display of power" to their people.

Now, if only the USA/Europe could crush them just for fun... i'd kill to see that.

[plplplplomg]

@Roksonixx think.... North Korea has nuclear weapons and they are enough insane to use them if anyone interfere into their internal affairs. Better kill yourself.

[Roksonixx]

@plplplplomg Sure the North Koreans are insane ... but coupled with the fact that the USA and Russia have enough nukes to wipe their dictatorship arses off the planet i think they'd re-consider

[TranceExplosion]

@Roksonixx yeah but china has a defence pact with north korea

[DrumOfWar]

@Roksonixx Funny thing is the US haven't won a single war since the World Wars, Vietnam, Korea, Afghan, Iraq, the Gulf, and the other small fights. The US hasn't really won a war since the World war, seeing as the NK having weapons of mass destruction and access to extremely large amounts of weaponry and man power, thus having China as a guardian, the US is merely a setback to the North Koreans. Have a good day.

[Roksonixx]

@DrumOfWar I guess winning both world wars and nearly all the "small" fights in between makes them useless? North Koreans are cavemen compared to some of the technology the US / rest of the world has. Even if NK/China started world war 3, the USA and the whole of Europe would be on their arses - the only scary thing is the amount of nuclear weapons all of us have. We used 2 in WWII and it caused unimaginable mayhem. I can imagine NK launching hundreds at a time - they're that fucking stupid.

[DrumOfWar]

@Roksonixx Are you stupid? The Taliban and the Al Qaeda are literally "cavemen" with ak-47s, RPG(s), and some Dragonuv. The US has yet to stop a army of 5k with flow of 40k troops a year in the middle-east. That "technology" advantage still makes the US look shit at Vietnam War, Korean War, Gulf Wars, Iraq War, and Afghan War. You know that the US would be more happy to set nuclear bombs off? Seeing how they did it to Japan when Japan had no nuclear (AKA atomic) weapon advantage.

[DrumOfWar]

@Roksonixx In addition to my former statement, it doesn't make the useless but the technology advantage doesn't make a big breakthrough advantage in a war because the US and it's allies (European nations were also in the Middle-East with the US, if you don't believe me check the war entry statistics). The North Korean army is more disciplined and ready to die, which is how every country the US is. Sorry but the US has failed to win anything since WWII but hate.

[JamethMusic]

scary we fuckers they are

[Elroiden]

This is North Korea's video response to Justin Bieber.

[Elroiden]

thumps up if you think world war 3 will be against north-korea!

[jjohnsen919]

@Elroiden Don't think they would call it WW3

[theSPREDATOR]

Meh... not as disciplined as the PRC one...

[TheUshankaBrothers]

1:22 "Nice weather, huh?"

"Yeah."

[Vict0r1984]

With this, I conclude my rant and correct all your mistakes! :)) I participated in such debates earlier, and this is a military movie, not an economic one, so the discussion you started doesn't really fit in here. Anyway, have a good day sir, and feel free to answer me if you still have concerns regarding my views, or if you wish to talk politics or economics!

[Vict0r1984]

it can be done again the right way, because we know history and we have to avoid repeating its mistakes, one of them being party vanguardism!

Communism, if applied democratically, would work for people better than anything else. On North Korea, it is clear that the respective country in no longer socialist. The eastern block itself was not purely socialist, and North Korea was deformed even further, as it became a monarchy and a military dictatorship!

[Vict0r1984]

is induced by the environment we are born in, and can just as well disappear in a different system, but until the revolution, there would be no radical change so greedy people will, for sure, take part in any further socialist revolution. But if a constitution is granting the rights of governing to union representatives, thus creating a direct democracy, there would be no party to enslave the people to its iron fist. The early Leninist Russia worked by unionized leadership and pure democracy, so

[Vict0r1984]

the fact that it would lead to globalization and the gradual disappearance of some cultures... (still, capitalism does it too nowadays) Marxism is just the best WE CAN ACHIEVE now. Sure, there comes the question on how to protect a communist revolution from ending just like the USSR. Maybe this is why you say it doesn't work. Because humans are "naturally greedy" and some neo-Stalin bastard would seize control of the state in order to have power and wealth. Greed, just like any other behaviours,

[Vict0r1984]

superstition, discrimination and hate. Communist militants fought against slavery everywhere, and almost offered to the people all the rights the American Democratic Party is praising. Communism aimed to give both the political and economical power to the masses, like no other ideology tried, and even its deformed dictatorial achieved the highest literacy and employment levels in the world. Theoretical communism is not some perfect utopia humanity can't achieve. It has small disadvantages like

[Vict0r1984]

its model either for support in a harsh cold war world (like Cuba or China), or obligated by Soviet tanks (like Romania, Poland, Hungary etc). Communism does not require robots at all to work, for it is the best expression of democracy which was ever forged by the human brain. Communist militants started almost every labor movement which brought a better life for the citizens of the west. Communist militants started the very first feminist and anti-racist movements in a world of religious

[Vict0r1984]

owners, put them under its rule and exploited them by itself for economic gains. The giant state apparatus, became, by means of Stalinist Totalitarianism, the new capitalist hyper-corporation, which ruled an entire nation for profit. After the USSR turned itself into a hidious deformed caricature of socialism by taking the power in the state from the soviets (the unions) which represented the people and giving it to the party members, the other so called "socialist" or "communist" regimes copied

[Vict0r1984]

needs of every citizen, and everyone could enjoy a decent poverty-less life. It aimed to unify all the workers of the world against their oppressors, the capitalists, to create a unified world government with no wars and no exploitation which leads to poverty. Communism is a revolutionary internationalist, pacifist, egalitarianist, democratic and humanist movement. However, when applied, it led to dictatorships. The state which was supposed to free the people from the exploitation of the private

[Vict0r1984]

However, the face of capitalism has been changed by socialist/communist/anarchist movements which sought to make the world a better place, but despite the fact that it ceased some rights like free speech and labor laws to those movements, it kept its feudal structure. Communism was born as a revolutionary idea which aimed to stop the vassality relationships in our world by giving all the power to a state WHICH IS CONTROLLED BY THE PEOPLE, so that all the wealth would be redistributed to meet the

[Vict0r1984]

@xXMapleVodkaXx: Capitalism is just the urban, modern expression of the medieval feudal system. Its hierarchical structure is practically the same, going down in a pyramid of employment relations from the despotic landlord/entrepreneur to the most oppressed peasant/proletarian. Primitive 19th century capitalism was actually just as exploitative as feudalism, with employees working more than 12 hours per day without holiday free time for feeding their family, illegal strikes and no trade unions.

[kajetanadamsamuel]

1:47 one in the middle is actually nice :D

[jd23403]

@kajetanadamsamuel I'd do the one on the right too.

[jebushacks1]

@kajetanadamsamuel yes for a Asian

[BanditAuron]

@kajetanadamsamuel Too bad she would kill us if she had the chance though lol

[Justsomedanishguy]

Don't fuck with these guys 2:19

[masontile13]

Beef on rye Make it

[persia1324]

@MrCommunismftw , I didn't get your joke, sorry for my language.

[TheNadapop]

0:02 I smell democracy !

[NIGEL520]

@TheNadapop

lmao

[Vict0r1984]

people or the soldiers resemble him. You sir, are a brainwashed puppet ready to curse the godless commie demons for the great peace-loving Yankee government, which demonstrates its willingness to eradicate war, poverty and imperialism constantly by giving us nice bombing shows in Baghdad or Tripoli... Bush/Obama is no better than Kim il Jong. They are the same political scum concerned only about themselves and their power, operating under different oppressive regimes!

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

@Vict0r1984 Let's get one thing straight. No system of government is perfect. Communism does not work because in order for it to work, the citizens need to be robots, not people. People break emotionally. Capitalism isn't good either because it allows people to be superior to one another. But Kim Jong-il is a dictator, inside and out. He is not a communist, he puts himself on top of his citizens, and does not think about them. His father was great, but not him.

[Vict0r1984]

@Xplosion6464: I'm sorry, but who the fuck did North Korea invade in more than 60 years of existence? Ah yeah, NOBODY! The USA invaded 4 countries only since 2000 for example, so you might reconsider calling the North Korean army "soulless people"... They are not the ones killing millions, including innocents, in Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan or Libya, but of course, they are evil demons cause the TV tells you so! The fact that they are led by a greedy militaristic dictator does not mean that the

[scorcho66]

i hate these military march parades, nice video though!

[persia1324]

@MrCommunismftw, fuck you , fuck you , as a liberal person never say this word to any different idea , but to you fucking hommonist I say , fuck you

[MrCommunismftw]

@persia1324 It was a joke... what are you talking about? because NK has such a strict regime. Besides I'm a socialist not a liberal.

[MrCommunismftw]

People smiled in this video, execute them!

[conmadben]

@MrCommunismftw Maybe they did already. People got executed less during the hardcore communist era here in Hungary. And North Korea is much much worse place than Hungary was in 50's. It is possible that the cute korean girl is dead, because she laughed.

[06STiFTW]

0:37 Rocket Squad Ready!!...... 0:42 Rifle Squad Ready!..... 1:30 Mammoth Tank Ready!

[phatmicdrop]

@06STiFTW Hahahah C&C Condition Zero!

[Xplosion6464]

Soulless people

[snowdjagha]

THE CLONE WARS!

[FATH3ADJO3]

man charlie is crazy



[xXMapleVodkaXx]

@FATH3ADJO3 Wrong country. Actually, they just might be, since the new leader is gonna start WW3.

[optimisticcosmic]

You get 15 Years if you crack a smile in that country.

[jaaki94]

man the music is awesome xD

[ThalGengHan]

How did they film this ?

[TokyoRyokoBideo]

Barney Stinson, here is some regiments for you.

[27carmela]

Wait....why was there a picture of lenin at 0:17?

[convingl]

@27carmela why are you even asking? The North Koreans are building a communist utopia and you're really surprised there's a Lenin out there? :) I wouldn't be very surprised if they were praising Stalin as well...

[TQT240295]

0:29 -> 0:31 : Kim Jong-un !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[superhel]

Beavis: Look at these hot chicks!

Butthead: Wow, Beavis, I have an idea... Lets go to North Korea...

[xMOBxTriikCORE]

They all look the same

[shylildude]

this was uploaded in 2010 kim jong il died in 2011 the description doesn't make sense

[tehdusto]

0:07 , north korean fox moulder.

[gyropot]

2:06 He looks like Lenin.

[sandsphere]

all those korean legs, so sexy

[TheRacecar200]

Those are Russian thermonuclear warheads...

[asdasdasd0071]

scariest of them all are at 2:17

[biterness2323]

@asdasdasd0071 lol that unit's specialty known as killin' by ticklin'

[Christoik]

Having men waving pink things while military women parade, is too gay.

[ExcaLiBuR1001234]

Scary isn't it. One of the biggest armies in the world, with nukes and a crazy leader...

[LusoGam3r]

@ExcaLiBuR1001234 it´s actually the biggest, 1 million active soldiers and 4 million in reserve. It´s hard to say, but they could do some serious damage to any country in the world. Oh and I almost forgot they also have nuclear weapons.

[DMJaber]

@LusoGam3r China's military is bigger.

[Ghettoisntcool]

@LusoGam3r Not sure if you are referring to military size.. But if so, it is not the biggest. China has the largest active, followed by the US, Russia, India, then Korea.

[Battlefieldcom384]

What kind of camera is this shot with?

[SansaFuzexp]

2:19 "The Fuck Am I Doing This?"

[Idontwantcookies]

They all look the same for me.

[Idontcare649]

EYES, RIGHT!

[pqwilrj]

Rocket n00bs @0:38

[aasl25]

It's like Red Alert you know, I watched that they had old tanks from WW2, but they have superweapon which is the Nuclear Missile, and they are allied withe Russia and China LOL.... Kim Yuri's Revenge...

[kosak0]

straight on israhell...God bless

[spendyftw]

It would be funny to see if North Korea went to war with those small men!

[littleboy707]

they all look the same!

[sirgalabadass343]

1:50 "Wipe that smile off your face!!!"

[Heya4000]

OH MY GOD A WHITE GUY 2:04

[glamdring999]

@Heya4000

probably a journalist

[APBancha]

Like this comment if you come here just to listen to the song

[CROhaX]

@APBancha nah...im here for the chicks in 1:47

[ContraHostem]

1:51 i'd tap that

[strqaz]

0:10+ damn that sound reminds me of RA2 the theme of soviets

[littleboy707]

@strqaz this is the soundtrack from RA1 (hell march) lol

[Mrrekon83]

2:33 Bye Bye Kim Dzong Il :D

[Momorichi]

Japan in Red Alert 3? I think they meant Korea.

[jocomitsu]

0:42 I see no0b tubers

[Swonely]

WTF ARE THOSE AT 2:00???

[WolvesOfEurope]

@Swonely giant communist dildos

[stevenr1986]

5TH LARGEST ARMY, 1000,000 STANDING READY TO FIGHT! HEAVILY ARMED AND RELATIVELY WELL TRAINED.....BUT NOTHING, I MEAN NOTHING AGAINST CHUCK NORIS WITH A PLASTIC FORK!

[freezingguy2]

In North Korea you do not need intelligence, but only one weapon and party membership. Stupid and uncivilized people who march in circles!

[garinor]

One day their flags and cities will burn on that day I will open a bottle of whiskey and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh .................

[WIN7GT]

@garinor one day THEY will burn YOUR flags and then...

I will giggle.

[garinor]

@WIN7GT I dont think so....

[Desdicharo]

1:50 NK military chicks are cute :)

[Karrpis]

@Desdicharo Cute but dangerous

[jaaki94]

@Desdicharo yea because the ugly ones GET MURDERED!!!!!!!

[sumps1998]

My mom would find this country familiar.She borned in a former Soviet republic......she'll have those memories come back then.

[johnb32xq]

i see them korean women then i think what happens if u pissed them off during sex i can see them turnin evil and rippin ur dick off

[Fifafever224]

thumbs up if u thought, RPG was a giant penis

[TheImaCowMoo]

@Fifafever224 korean's have small dicks xD

[whatindahell6969]

COMMAND & CONQUER: RED ALERT SOUNDTRACK.

[Korvese]

@whatindahell6969 fucking love that game

[tusla]

North Korea is flashmob master!!!

[fr3ds4t]

RED ALERT!!!

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

@fr3ds4t Kirov reporting for duty!

[iAmLadyTaTa]

I'm actually kind of fearful now. Whats going to happen if North and South Korea go into war again? o.o

[IronBahamut]

@iAmLadyTaTa They would both get fucked up, and China and the US would probably both intervene, causing a massive international problem

[iAmLadyTaTa]

@IronBahamut oh my god... the amount of trouble one closed off little country can cause. That's crazy.

[StuntmanKnut]

Used on North Korean National Television.

[dontsellmypark]

0:02 "I smell a south korean!"

[RealRapAndHiphp]

@dontsellmypark sir you are epic.

[HellenicWarrior10]

North Korea is best Korea!

[GradyWhite2007]

And I not to sure about those guys wavin the pink shit....

[GradyWhite2007]

Come on man....they got their ass kicked in Godzilla.....

[GradyWhite2007]

When you got em all bunched up like that...do the world a favor and blow em up! Nuff said....

[blessedhomosapiens]

Those soldiers are gonna get knee and ankle arthritis pretty soon...

[45shixa7]

need to get myself a korean bitch...

[3434343434utubeguy]

Why do all Asians look the same?