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  • yep that pretty much sums it up!

  • @ first i thoght that was henry from silent hill 4 wen the showed the baby

    lolz it some strange stuff

  • not funny

  • so bayonetta is spardas wife ?? 

  • wtff O-O ifeeell 2 seah the lodgic here  !

  • dante is demon cant die by gunshots even implaed by force edge he just brushes it off !! date will totally rape her

  • @TheAgol07 you can't rape the willing. XD

    however, the person who created Dante also created Bayonetta, and said himself that she's the most powerful character he's created.

  • @vvfangirl because dante is now capcoms property :p and btw bayonetta doesn't have any character development and depth only thing least of interest is her figure .

  • @TheAgol07 same thing with dante.lol that was reason he was excluded from gameinformers icaons of the decade

  • @gigabite7 wow wow he is kick ass devil hunter wearing a cool looking red jacket what HE HAS A FUCKING CHARECTER DUDE !

  • @TheAgol07 and bayonetta is a nadass witch with guns on her limbs and suit thats alive.see how that owrks?ys they both have character but they're nothing conmplex or depth to them.which im perefectly ok with that becouse their both awesome characters ^_^

  • @gigabite7 if you have ever played dmc3 you wouldn't say that in dmc 3 you got to know how awesome he is and it makes him more badass bayonetta just crosses the line by being a oversexualised bitch savin the world i mean witch ^_^ nor do i have any complains with that dante wears 80's rocky stylised dress and he is pretty awesome sometime old things are so good 

  • @TheAgol07 and you dont call a half demon showing off his pecks over sexlualized or when he got close to lady in dmc3 wasnt sexual? or what about him hitting on every girl he meets.have you even watched the ending scene when he kill burial in dmc4??both dante and bayonetta are cut from the same cloth.they're both funny,they both sterotypes of the opposite sex(dante being a justin timberlake kind of body and baynetta model body).take your fanboy glasses off and see their both awesome characters

  • @gigabite7 you take that boner glasses off yourself COME on kamiya left dmc so he doesn't own him and btw dmc 3 wasn't made by kamiya !! and second you can't deny that when she is idle she does naughty things like sucking lolipop ?? this isn't sexual yeah that's nothing What she wears A skin tight black hair of her which she uses to fight NOT SEXUAL AT ALL LOLOLOLOL dmc 4 Lucifer he was just 'referencing' to something only which an adult would understand AT LEAST HE IS NOT STRIPPING !

  • @gigabite7 bayonetta = sexy bitch with climax moves with ebony and ivory in her boots  dante = Badass of all time both can't be compared with bayonetta who is completely different COMPLETELY DIFFERENT !! its just hack'n'slash so both have similar gameplay but they are really different people

  • @gigabite7 in dmc 3 oh yeah that vampire was trying to lure 'dante' but he was to badass to fall for that so he kinda played and then she found out he isn't human then he shoots her she dies nothing really naughty here and don't get me wrong bayonetta ISN'T dante's other side of sex i can really imagine how dante would be if he was a chick he would be more like lady not bayonetta having similar game play doesn't mean they are FUCKING SAME ! only the director is lol

  • @TheAgol07 plus both bayonetta and dante was made by kamiya sama.

  • LUKA U LUCKY BASTARD!!!!

  • Devil may cry is better

  • lmao!

  • if only Bay was real lol

  • MOST POWERFUL BABY EVER!!!....of all time.

  • why is it that dante is related to bayonetta she is way more powerful

  • ...WHAT THE WATCH DID I JUST FUCK!!!????

  • The video says 5 seconds but it took 32 seconds of my life ?

  • WTF? so Bayonetta rape Luka?

  • @GERARDO4766 no, she "did" luka

  • LOL, dante was like 'i failed to see the logic here'

  • haha!

  • OMG LOL THIS IS TRULY EPIC!!

  • WTF IT SO DESCRIBS BAYONETTA!!

  • yeah, this pretty wraps the contents of the game up XD

    and i LOL'D SO HARD when i saw Dante XDXD

  • XD

  • Sexeh doggeh secks FTW

  • @DoctorWhoSims Dont tell that to us tell that, tell that to 'thatguytwiththeglasses' since he is the one who started it all. Hell he even admits that his 5 seconds arent 5 secs! But he doesnt care. And you know what? NOBODY FUCKING CARES! Just enjoy the vids even if it's not 5 seconds (at least it's shorter than 1 minute).

  • @DoctorWhoSims The video is 32 seconds long. Learn how to read and not troll.

  • Beautiful. xD

  • Lol and Dante is the baby

  • eeeeeeeeeeppppiiiiiiiiiic !!!!!!!!!! xD

  • the son of bayonetta is dante? WTF

  • Chesire was one lucky cat

  • HAHAHAHA OMG LOL

  • HA!

  • Looking at all the past comments about how bayonetta's game fighting works and this video I fail to see the logic here.

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • WTH!?O_o DANTE???

    ,Ah right -->demonnature.

    "fail to see the logic "

  • dante????!!!

  • The joke is going down, because this is "NORMAL" in Bayonetta...

  • beautiful

  • I don't. XD

  • yep thats exactly how it happens :D

  • So SHE is Dante's mother

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  • prety much all it is... DMC + strippers = sucky game

  • @Kyero >_> yeah, like Dante jr. said, I fail to see the logic here! Bayonetta is like the secret lovechild of Jessica Rabbit and Chuck Norris. It's all things sexy crossed with all things epic. If Dmc crossed with strippers sounds like a sucky game to you, then you wouldn't know an epic game even if you got falcon fisted right up your ass.

  • @SegaMaster172 You're a real dumb ass huh? Bayonetta is a extremely long legged freak of nature, the only thing this game has is DMC gameplay and Dead or alive Beach vollyball visuals. thatsx all it is, a copy with breasts attached to it. if you see it as a GOOD game, then I'd love to see what you think is a bad game.

  • @Kyero The shoe just make her legs look long. Besides, both games had the same director, that's way they look so similar. Also, how many action video game heroines actually fight like Bayonetta does? You call it what you want but this game is awesome, a one of a kind (ok, maybe two of a kind.) Btw, I have a Wii. So yeah, I can tell a crap game from a great game and not the ones that YOU call crap, I mean real ones sitting at the bottom of the Wii ocean where the light can't reach them.

  • @SegaMaster172 if she wasnt such a slut, I'd love this game (Minus the shoe gun.. thats rediculous, they never even explain how she fires it)

  • @Kyero Dude, there are more important things to explain in this game than just "how does she fire her gatilettos?" She's a witch, they just do.

  • @SegaMaster172

    MAGIC, how does it work?

  • @SegaMaster172 shes a slut version of dante, and every time they TRY to make a GOOD female character, they end up just copy and paste a already popular male character, like dante or kratos.

    Samus, Hilde(soul calibur 4) are the two most bad ass chicks ever, and they dont even act like whores REMOTELY if never.

    Trust me i know when their tryin to sell a game on fanservice, and this is one of those games. like Xblades or samurai bikini squad, Dead or alive beach vollyball.

  • @Kyero Look, there are two reasons on why she acts like that. 1) She's a witch. Witches are manipulative and they try to get their way by any means possible (or impossible with Bayonetta.) And 2) the director is japanese, you know what kind of stuff they make. I mean what do you think Dante is to women? Xblades, Samurai Bikini Squad, D.O.A. Beach Vollyball, made by Japan. Who do you think made fanservice?

  • @SegaMaster172 you do know who made this game right? japs too :D .. yea...

  • @Kyero I already KNOW the game was made by japan, I said the director is japanese. Did you even read my last comment or did you act like a lazy fuck and only read the end of it?

  • @Kyero You're joking aren't you? Bayonetta is the pinnacle of the foundation these guys laid with DMC, it's system is light years ahead of every other game in the genre. The Dodge-Offset System is a work of genius, it's a completely original mechanic which really pushes the genre forwards.

  • @Saur oh yes, making dodge make you invincible is sooooo original and work of genius, please.. this is just a slight upgrade from dante's gameplay in DMC4.

  • @Kyero It's not a slight upgrade from DMC4 and has nothing to do with invincible frames. Bayonetta is the result of all the creative talent who brought us this genre in the first place, pooling together to move the genre forwards. Dodge-Offset is a system which was created as a result of huge amounts of time spent with Bayonetta's system in prototype form.

    The problem is the set boundary between striking, shooting and evading, this exists in all other games in this genre. Cont...

  • @Saur The Dodge-Offset System removes this boundary. It's not even something that players had ever considered, but as soon as you get to grips with it, it makes so much sense that you wonder why nobody thought of it before. The question Hideki Kamiya asked during the prototype phase was "why should my attacks stop when I evade?" - it's a very good point. When you watch martial arts movies, the hero's attacks, blocks and evades all meld together into one continuous action. Cont...

  • @Saur So what the Dodge-Offset basically does, is that it stores your current action and position within a combo string as you evade. This allows the player to hold any part of any combo string through a series of evades and continue from that point at any time. So an evade (or teleport, or Beast transformation) does not break the combo sequence, Bayonetta will strike, evade and fire all at the same time while storing the player's position within a string.

  • @Saur As the game was built outwards from this, every single enemy attack fits in with what you can do and not the other way round. As everything is built around Bayonetta, the player can have a complete awareness and absolute control over enemy encounters. The only games in this genre which allow players to read deeply into enemy behaviour was DMC3 and Viewtiful Joe. Allowing players to read the action to achieve a complete awareness is something other developers have never touched upon.

  • @Kyero It makes absolutely no sense to slate Bayonetta as a "copy" of DMC, when in fact it's the product of the same minds who gave us DMC in the first place. Bayonetta is a true sequel to DMC3, the DMC3 system is here in it's entirety plus a heap of new stuff flawlessly layered onto the foundation. If you have any appreciation of this genre (which I suspect you don't), you'd do yourself a great favour and discover just how far Bayonetta pushes things forwards and what an amazing game it is.

  • @Saur gameplay, good. story? Bad. Character? bad.

  • @Kyero How on earth does a game's story have anything to do with it's quality? A game's story is nothing but a simple container, the real meat of the product is it's play mechanics and how these mechanics engage the player. In this respect there is nothing that can currently touch Bayonetta within this genre, and it's highly unlikely we'll ever see anything of this level unless these guys decide to do it again.

    If you gave it a chance you'd love it. There's so much amazing stuff to learn.

  • @Kyero Suck it you two. Go argue in a gamefaqs' forum.

  • TWEET TWEEEET  !!!!!!!!!!!! OMG .

  • I'm curious, how many people here know of God Hand? It's from way back when, when Platinum Games was Clover Studio.

  • @jonoseph oh yeah i remenber playing that game on my cousins house...

  • @jonoseph Gene for Marvel vs Capcom 3

  • It's funny cause the video is 32 seconds long.

  • OLOLOLOLOLOOLOOOOOLOOLOOOOOL!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ...I fail to see the logic here.

    I also fail to see Dante in any other fashion now. XD

  • what's the song that plays during the credits? (It sounds cool!)

  • @sanzoisawesome2

    Bayonetta's theme song called ''mysterious destiny''

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL That's the only thing I can say xD

  • Call me crazy but.....

    Did i just hear Yuri Lowenthal's voice at 0:12?!

  • @SilverShinobi23

    Yeah, he makes Luca's voice. :P

  • question mark?

  • Dante?....I should have seen it coming though.....

  • I WANT DAT ASS AND TITS :O:O:O:O:O:O

  • PHHAHAHAHAHH!

    makes me wanna play this game soon!

  • lmao

  • HAHA. i miss this game now that i traded it in :(

  • This...just honestly mad my day so much... Just...love love love. Now, can I have my oxygen back? Need to breathe at some point and all that's coming out is "PFFTAHAHA"!

  • @ShinigamiEyed Made* Wow, derp. -_-

  • Beautiful. LOL Dante!?! LOLOLOLOL

  • LOL last part I fail to see the logic here also

  • Dante doesn't fail to see the logic, the logic fails to know that he's just that epic

  • THIS WAS EPIC. I commend you

  • baby dante emerges from hell utero

  • lol @ "I'm pregnant...". Also Bayonetta reminds me of Tina Fey for some reason.

  • @0Absolution and sarah palin

  • I'd rather prefer the actor for Bayonetta than dumb-ass Naruto

  • @HalaHadean23

    Touché, but Persona 4 is, admittedly, badass.

  • XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD <- That is what I did for 10 minutes when I saw a baby Dante w/ a manly scruffy face and in a high pitched voice saying "I fail to see the logic here"

  • Yuri Lowenthal ...

    Who voices Sasuke from Naruto and Yosuke in Persona 4 ...

    Saying fuck me ...

    -Sighs- I'm never gonna be able to look at either of those two characters with a straight face ever again ...

  • Beautiful!

  • Yep, that's pretty much it.

  • Dante fails to see the logic herein.

  • LOL. That was funny.

  • "You summon and kill, summon and kill. I fail to see the logic here. Is sanity... the price to pay... for POWER?!"

  • 0:29 I knew it!! Dante is daddy^^, AND still watching you masturbate!!

  • LMAO! XD

  • loved the ending

  • The censored part should have used Joy's torture attack screams.

  • yea i loved this game hope to see another bayonetta game

  • I fail to see the logic here

    LOL

  • @cumbustable1 XD i looked at ur comment the first time i saw this and i waz like huh than when i saw baby Dante i couldn't stop laughing!

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  • lmao! it's a good game. lol

  • And Rodin video taped the whole thing.

  • I wouldve been better the the baby was Nero thus making Vergil the father XD it would explain a lot.

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  • 0:11 Ive never seen that in any of the cutscenes XD.

  • please!beat the game again and see if you get a bonus cutscene!....PLEASE!

  • hey...um... actually0:11 was a trailer.^_^

  • Well she did say she enjoyed making children during the game.

  • LOLOLOL

  • Beautiful.

  • Dante's the father. I knew it! XD

  • No its sparda. Do get it now.

  • no he just put in dantes face to show you it was dante

  • holy fuck this is just toooo funny XD

  • yep thats what the whole game is about lmao

  • i fail to see the complete logic here

  • LOL...gotta love Luka

  • XD so right

  • simply awesome

  • Sparda had an affair?

  • I couldnt breath after that.

  • WHAAAAAAAAAT?

    Awesome video though, thanks muchly. :3

  • haha! excellent

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • shes a milf

  • I saw all these scenes in the game at this point and I gotta say,the animation at the beginning was pointless after what happened...

    She totally raped Luka though, and that was greeeeaaaat! LOL!

  • she really did ateempt to rape him in campaign

  • or just have sex and i think he enjoyed it XD

  • There's just absolutely no accounting for her taste.

  • I saw.^-^

  • XD funny wasn't i really think thats why he fell in love with her ex. slow mo kiss rejection scene before plant boss XD

  • I know, that was soooo fucked up!

  • you know, Luca face DOES kinda look like Dante's. haha

  • LMAO!!!!

  • LMAO "I fail to see the logic here" mini dante.. with.. matured head? @_@

  • Rodin is a pev =0.

  • Bayonetta + Luka = Dante~

    AWESOME LOL HAHAHAHAHA

  • ASctually it said that the baby wasnt Luka's so

    Bayonetta + Sparda = Dante = Afair.

  • lol bayonetta is dmc but dante is played by a sadistic girl..........

  • I fail to see the logic here too!! O_o

    Bayonetta+Dante=Baby Dante?! O_O

  • hahahah 5/5

  • gud vid

  • Go Dante! XD Beautiful~

  • It WAS 6 SECZ D:

  • I fail to see the logic here. haha

  • beatiful

  • Hehe, im playing it now and its true:

    Bayonetta is DMC on Crack!!

  • @TheXell VIEWTIFUL JOE + Devil May Cry =

  • can't...stop...laughing!

  • same here dude xD i can't stop either

  • Pre-ordering on 8th January, and yeah, I thought DMC was weird, but this just breaks the barrier to bits

  • It's true. Bayonetta makes the law of physics in DMC and Ninja Gaiden more sense.

  • Is that going chick going to make an appearance in your parody? 'CAUSE THOSE TRAILERS ARE AWESOME TO THE BONE!!!!!!

  • hahaha wow that was freaking hilarious

  • And the baby is not yours

    I failed to see the logic here

    best part lol

  • noice

  • Dante the father now thats funny.

    and good look on studying too :)

  • look - luck

  • wtf?! ITS DANTE!!! XD <3 Dante <3 Wow..Dante still KICKS ASS!!!