Alice Donut - Lisa's Father

[skitster]

I don't know if anyone would be that idolatrous after reading a chic tract.

[the2500]

Brilliant. Lisa's Father was pulled from Chick publications. I guess they thought the subject matter was too much. Never mind the burning in hell for eternity for not paying empty platitudes to Jesus stuff. Go figure.

[TheChurchOfKali12357]

@the2500 Chick just put out a new book called "Hot Topics" that includes "Lisa." He never felt guilty about ANY of the very real harm his bullshit does.

[culturist77]

oh really?

[raywallaceforhire]

Because He is just, God prescribed the death penalty for rapists.

[TheChurchOfKali12357]

@raywallaceforhire Also, for people who pick up sticks on Saturday. Or marry Philistine girls.

[raywallaceforhire]

Because He is just, God prescribed the death penalty to rapists.

[cubehead05]

Donut 4 Life!

[thematthew123]

/b/

[NeuroManson]

Spray, spray, SPRAY the sin away!

[WarpxD]

WOOOOOOOOOAH I FEEL EXCELLENT!

[PDXCHawk]

The seven people who've disliked this are the seven people I wish to meet least.

[TheBillyChocolate]

I have had the "Oops Wrong Stereotype" comp since I was a kid..It's only scratchy and crackly on this song, because I listened to this song over and over and over...

Thank you Alice Donut,

Oh Really?

[2Chickaboom2]

@TheBillyChocolate ha ha! Me too!

[MrRockyoutcrop]

the first Alice Donut song i ever heard was Waka Baby! i have ben addicted to them like a scumbag donut junkie ever since,they are at the very least my fave band at best the best band ever(please dont tell nomeansno I said this).

[leolodreamland]

this is still fucking amazing...

[FatherFonz]

The cool part is, the comic that this song is about is real.

[TheRacistsMustDie]

@FatherFonz No way!? Lol, I know an evangelical girl named Lisa, hope it's not THAT real :.p . I think I'll tell her this story, maybe I'll find out XD.

[Dickgoodbody]

Sick ...luv it!

[olfi500]

look its lionel messi telling the story

[MasterBlade4]

Alice Donut is some badass shit.

[anonymoustoad]

Gillzilla13, this is on the AT comp "Oops, Wrong Stereotype." Old comp, haven't checked to see if it is still in print. Probably is, knowing AT.

[Gillzilla13]

AAARGH!! I CAN'T FUCKING FIND THIS ANYWHERE!! good band by the Way i have like 2 CDs all are awesome

[Punkninja12]

@Gillzilla13 this is the 12th track from their second album called "Bucketfulls Of Sickness And Horror In An Otherwise Meaningless Life"

[scumcity14]

@Gillzilla13.... you cant find it because its not called "Lisa's Father"...

[Gillzilla13]

@scumcity14 i know its called bucketfuls of horror and sickness in an otherwise meaningless world or some shit like that

[scumcity14]

@Gillzilla13 Right, and the "song" is called "Wakka Baby" everyone thinks its called "lisa's father"

[CaptainAntlers]

Whoooaa! I'm in the soup now. He knows what I've been doing to Blossom!

[Graubaer1963]

Böse, böse aber genial wie alles von denen.

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

If Lisa doesn't grow up to be a psychological mess, it'll be a miricle.

[sweetdraculasugar]

@YaoiHuntressEarth But don't worry, she can just pray for 15 minutes and then she can feel EXCELLENT!

[TheChurchOfKali12357]

@YaoiHuntressEarth If a kid raised on a steady diet of this shit isn't a psychological mess, it's a miracle. I SURE AM!!!

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

@TheChurchOfKali12357 The story actually inspired we come up with a character based off poor Lisa.

[ianblakk]

oh...really?

[Redbullgiveswgs11]

this is probably my favorite story right now

[bookwich]

So evil, and yet so funny!

[pipersue19]

I didn't study 4 a paper so I wrote this song down in a hurry...got a F but in my mind it was a GOLD STAR. Love this band

[ChurchOfKali66619]

@pipersue19 Bummer; if you'd done a serious effort on this song, with an overview of Chick tracts and their conservo-fascist comrades, you'd have gotten an A. Were you just procrastinating or is school really that worthless to you?

[L8NiteWorker]

I had no idea they ever did a video for this.

[derkommisar]

Pure....fckn...GENIOUS!

[TheSteviecaldwell]

this roolz !!

[500millionamericans]

alice doughnut rocks. Great bunch o fuckers. if you see then you'll agree.

[StarFallMuerte]

O_o

[snj68]

Alice Donut...reaching the parts that other song cannot reach!

[room1106]

jack chick that motherfucker. when i was 13, this hot 13 year old girl's dad gave me the one where charlie the construction worker falls to his death on the site and goes to hell. i still can see the frame where he's impaled on the jagged piece of scrap iron. this girl was so beautiful i read the new testament every day for 4 months until i came to my senses. that's how you know god is evil.

[soapygirl83]

Making fun of Jack Chick is AWESOME!

[ChurchOfKali66619]

Ummm, just one problem; all those Catholic fetish items on the TV. Jack Chick, who drew this comic tract, hates the FUCK out of Catholics!

[NeuroManson]

@ChurchOfKali66619

But he loves the old testament, where you know, the book of Job makes it A-OK to get drunk and molest your daughter.

[lucindio6669]

If you want to see the aftermath of what these abuser do to the pook kids, just go watch Rev. Jacks videos of facing his "demon" and see what they leave. Some parts of these three videos are very emotional.

[StickWarrior]

This is like Alice Donut's Bitchin' Camero.

[jerryskid1]

I can't remember how many times I saw Alice Donut. One time they had a hermaphrodite doing spoken word open for them. Crazy show!

[ozz1066]

great song great video horrible subject that's how you know genius

[speedyatkins1]

uhmmmm donut

[qwertyshwerty]

remind me of butthole surfers

[whitedude877]

The fuck kinda video.

[louisianagurly]

lmao oooo waka waka waka babi babi im havin a good time lmao!!!! =)

[JizumChrust]

:-(

I never got to meet my father, he never loved me like Lisa's father did.

[doogwoody]

@JizumChrust oh, i'm sorry. cheer up :)  there are brighter days ahead!

[HopeCatherine]

thats not true christianity thats just effed up people haha:)

[23TAYlalaland]

this is a perfectly (hopefully at least a lil exaggerated) example of how i feel about christianity....

[blindzenboy]

The song lyrics are: CHORUS: Lisa's father was forgiven his sins 'Cause he let his savior in

VERSE 1: oh wakka wakka wakka baby baby baby, me and my friend gonna have a little party

VERSE 2: 5 years old and already feeling love's ache (already making love cakes) oh daddy daddy don't you hurt me with your big snake, daddy please don't

VERSE 3: Down on your knees and beg for forgiveness, what the hell's the difference, only takes fifteen minutes, who gives a sh!t it only takes 15 minutes

[oiluvit]

@blindzenboy I always thought it was "as he lit his cigarette" not "cause he let his saviour in".. seems more apt anyway

[VictoriahhhXD]

i totally can't understand half the stuff in here... its crazy, i totally understand the meaning, but its totally odd... sad song

[VIVAVISCONSIN]

I love this song since i bought the virus100 lp

[PersonMan92]

She knows what I've been doin' ta Lisa!

[matman125]

Whoooooa, I'm in the soup now!!!

[StickWarrior]

Anyone know what the lyrics are when the music kicks in?

I can only make out a bit of it and all websites end at "Oh, really?"

[StickWarrior]

Great, now I can't keep myself from yelling "You're daughter has a venereal disease!"

[JizumChrust]

Makes me wish it was still 1989 :-(

[anarcho1973]

yeah, me too.......

[10deadpuppies]

Excellent song. I was pretty outraged by the end of this comic myself when I read it. Never knew anyone wrote a song about it, though.

Thanks for the upload.

[Palign]

@10deadpuppies what is the name of the comic, or where can i get it ?

[10deadpuppies]

@Palign

It's one of Jack Chick's Chick tracts. It's simply called "Lisa". Try searching "chick tracts lisa" and you should be able to find it, and other tracts by the same author, fairly easily.

[NeuroManson]

@10deadpuppies

That's okay, if you convert to Christianity, you'll find daughter raping is just great, and get away with it too, as long as you convert to Christianity.

[PlanetOfMu]

this is so great....Lisa says: O really...great dark song..peace and greetings

[noiseisgood77]

grandi Alice Donut grandi!!!

[WarpxD]

OH RLY?

[rachelevil]

Which album is this on?

[ijbison]

You'll find it on the album 'Bucketfulls Of Sickness And Horror in an Otherwise Meaningless Life'

[rachelevil]

@ijbison Thanks!

[hobonotboho]

15 minutes later...I still love this song

[MorgySpain]

Wat. Somehow, I fucking love this. Don't know what the fuck are they saying most of the time, though.

[brainfoodlunch]

Wow. I just found out about this band. Holy fuck do they ever rule.

[CRAZYHEALY]

Excellent as always! Watch thé vidéo called Madonnas Bombing Sarajavo!

[taxidriver2000]

I love this video

[TheLeakestWink]

i feel greeeaaat

[TheAnalObsession]

this song is so incredible. alice donut is one of the most underrated bands ever.

[h4ck3rpunk]

@TheAnalObsession So agree! Probably too dark to ever obtain mainstream recognition.

[bassik123]

lol

[Scotsmanic]

GREAT depressing song. Sarcastic and twisted and hurt as fuck.

[Kylefan12341]

Omg this song actually describes my friends life...except the part where everything is alright....her dad still does what hes always done.

[Ktadie]

I laughed so hard..

"Let me do Lisa or I'll report you in!"

and "15 minutes later... I FEEL GREAT!"

"ORLY?" lolol

[Kylefan12341]

Yeah only it's not ment to be funny

[alexi626]

Why don't we have anything like this anymore??? So good... Love it.

[leaxues]

fucking love this song.

[Kni7es]

This is a masterwork of epic sacrilege and win.

[Panosl]

So the moral of the story is if you want to stop raping your child find God. That should mean if you aren't raping your child you don't need God.

That leaves me out then.

[Ktadie]

oh shit, I need god then :S

[SatanIsShiva66623]

Hey, She's crazy: Tread fucking LIGHTLY!

[happychipmunk2]

And I thought reading "Lisa" was disturbing...

[TheAnalObsession]

What?? A book?

Who wrote it?

[themoodz]

it was one of those Jack Chick mini comics you see religious fanatics passing out to people. They're completely outlandish and outright insane. I don't think they make this particular comic anymore though.

[Ktadie]

So what was this Christian comic book about?

[SatanIsShiva66623]

How Jesus, instantly and miraculously, cures pedophilia---no prison or therapy even needed, just "real Christian" salvation. And when the offender re-offends, they've merely back-sliden; no big.

Seriously.

[Kylefan12341]

This was a real comic?!

[4n4Lv4p0r]

win

[errorn]

being molested into herpes or raised by born agains

i honestly can't figured out which is a worse fate

[DNI12333]

You say that like they're mutually exclusive.

[GrigoriZhukov]

@errorn molested into herpes by born again parents that sell your body.

[olflatop]

@errorn same difference

[Youngmoon08]

@errorn You forgot throwing in how stupid you are.

[Katokijime]

Christianity is a pretty cool guy, eh trivializes child molestation and doesnt afraid of anything.

[koleekonkong]

Christianity would be good if the people who claim to believe in it actually did. Instead of bashing people with it, trying to control people with it, hiding behind it and twisting it to suit their own distorted view of what Christ "actually meant". Don't worry though Jesus died for their stupidity and all is forgiven, right?

[assilembrandywine]

Even Chick realized how stupid "Lisa" was and discontinued it.

[nazipuss]

I don't think he "realized" it was "stupid", I think he was embarrassed by it.

[assilembrandywine]

You have a point.

[themoodz]

if only he felt that way about the rest of those abortions of comics he still makes.

[KB3680]

If only Joseph Fritzl would have known this song ...

[TheAnalObsession]

Damn... your right!

[youmeddlingkids]

erich elster went gold with cactus

[Terri5hiavo]

Spenny? Hahahaha kinda looks like him doesn't it?

[Siyahamba]

Spenny?

[doobiesmoke15]

They should do a video based on the new chick tract First Bite!

[bijeto]

This song isn't nearly as disturbing as I remember. It's a sign of the times.

[louisianagurly]

lol i love wats going on but i really love the music the most lol makes me happy :)

[bookhouse88]

The funniest thing in this video is that the alcoholic mom was reading a "Dazzler" comic. That's *classic*.

[raphaelfaunus]

This reminds me of King Missile, by quite a bit.

[ShastaOrange]

Both bands are from NYC and both were active in Manhattan at the same time (1986 through the mid '90s) so it might be more than a coincidence.

[raphaelfaunus]

Holy shit, you're right. King Missile is one of my absolute favorite bands, and I'm just getting into these guys. Love them, of course... I need to look into that.

[heretic1211]

Hell Yes! CHICK Publications rule. I have a Fat Stack for entertainment purposes only. Shit, I live in the South. I find them in the supermarket bathroom floors when I am taking a Fat shit or Thin piss.

[bonjourlolita]

Love it! And JC is so scary!

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

This song kicks major ass.

[bluntedtaoism]

this isn't usually my kind of music but i'm fucking loving this

[tonedial]

fuck money fuck PC, honesty will save our souls.

Alice Donut will save your corrupt money loving soul.Chet Mazurr...hang on my brother from another from another womb..we will hug you till you breathe.

.

[BlackMatter009]

lol.that was new to me..cool tho.

[EyeeShare]

**** those books are horrible. I used to collect them because I couldnt believe how awful they were. I still have some somewhere.

They are mindboggeling simple and gruesome.

[Manusturbo]

This song is AWESOME.

[Polarbong]

Thanks!Great post!Saw them at Blitz in Oslo/Norway in the early nineties and it was unforgettable!!!

[PleasePonderThis]

Awesome!

Chick Bible Tracts are bullshit.

Accept Jesus or Burn in Hell!

But what they DON"T say is, "what if you accept Jesus, then die and find yourself face to face with.... ALLAH !!! WTF!!

Yep! You go right to hell forever!

There you have it. Millions of Chick Tracts distributed every year. Tons of paper wasted on a load of superstitious shit based on fairy tales made up by ignorant priests 1,500 years before the invention of the light bulb.

[tobascodagama]

Wow, that is both completely fucked up and completely AWESOME.

Of course, Jack Chick provides the fucked up while Alice Donut are the only source of awesome in the video. But still. Awesome.

[bigbrotherisdead]

Fuck anyone in the uk or anywhere else that even mentions Alice Donut and the Dead Kennedys in the same sentence.

They have nothing in common what so ever. Ripped off DK, FUCK YOU! Alice Donut rules.

[Alceste1977]

I still till this day dunno how these guys got accused of ripping off the DKs, I thought it must be only because they are on the same label but it's complete BS: what a really amazing band!

[0deevil]

Who accused them of that? They were Jellos's favorite band and he did stuff with them but, yeh, different. Oh! *remembers green pea soup and runs off to look for a video*

[nixation]

Lol, ripped off DK? DK, musically(instrumental originality anyways), is pathetic compared to them. Still, DK made some damn good music.

[metricjake]

Who is Lisa's Father played by? And the Mother?

[BleskyAStromy]

I believe the Man Himself is played by original bassist Ted Houghton (he tells the story and sings at the end, too). I don't know about the mother, though.

[nctroutman]

This is best listened to while parked behind the Winn Dixie smoking a bowl while listening to Metallica

[Necrocolon]

I second that, then vote again. Big Bambu and Donut simply fit perfectly.

[azelsyklone]

This is pretty freaking AWESOME! Why haven't I heard of this band before? This song reminds me of "Peter Bazooka" by the Dead Milkmen.

[MtFujiInMyPantsSUGOI]

This is awesome! This is the song that turned me onto them...from the AT "Opos! Wrong Stereotype!" comp...

[electricmonk64]

Same here. Been a fan ever since. Glad to see their new album is awesome too.

[loveallthepeople]

In Britain these guys were unfairly treated by the so-called music press, who claimed they were Dead Kennedys rip offs. I hope now time has passed they'll get the recognition they deserve.

[pilotesseJ]

oh waka waka waka baby baby baby, have me a good time yeah yeah

[rogercrunch]

BRILLIANT!!

[akki109]

hi there good foolks, it's me akki again lol

wel it's realy nice to actualy see the clip of this song, verry wel done, ehehe tomas the way you put up a face when ya stand in that hallway awsome, you guy's are realy cool dude's, okay greetings from akki land

[tonedial]

they're still active..alicedonutDOTcom.

[thehayseed]

what a fantastic band AD were. amazing.

[theroachmanda1st]

Funny thing is a was listing to this on the way to work this morning Never new the had a vid for this rare gem.

[klausflouride]

OMFG I can't believe this. Always loved the song, can't believe it's on here. I'm a happy chappy.

[pressgang]

holly cow i never knew they made a video of lisa1s father

fucking great bit of film and same goes with the track