If you have conjoined twins and only one is due to get raptured, is he or she actually raptured or not? And if so, is the other one taken for the ride or left to a gruesome death on Earth?
Wow! What a question! I wonder how a fundie would answer that!
I can just see someone in heaven with the "bad" sibling still attached.
"What? The crispy critter on my shoulder? That's my brother whose soul went to hell. I like heaven all right, but that screaming is a little hard to put up with!"
The Sunday school teacher in an early episode of The Simpsons gave the model answer to such awkward questions: 'Is a little blind faith too much to ask for?!' :D
LOL! Oh wow! Your question recalled a bit from a bugs bunny cartoon I saw as a kid. There was a tin of tobacco called half and half. One side an angel, the other a devil and it was singing "Half of me wants to be good. Only half of me wants to be, goooood". Thank you. I'll be humming that ditty the whole day through :-D
Hey, good question. I got another one. What if you have multiple personalities? Does your good personality get taken up, and the bad one stay here? But then which personality would have the body?
Where do you go when you're raptured? Do you just float around in space with nothing to breathe, or is there some physical place you go. Your physical body gets raptured, right?
I really don't get it. Have Christians thought this thing through? I hope it doesn't happen before they figure this part out.
what if the rapture came....and no one noticed who was raptured because the true believers were helping the poor in some god forsaken corner of the world without being noticed while the limousine xtians were trying to sell books and make a buck?
I know what it is like to leave your clothes at the grocery store. I couldn't get my credit card to read so the clerk said, "Strip down, face toward me." The next thing I knew, security was leading me away.
The only thing that would have made it more funny, stick figures. I'm not sure why but they always make me laugh. Who knows tho, the rapture could be tomorrow... haha
My cousin is a major tool, errrr I mean believer in "The rapture". When he explained it to me in 1980, when I was 15, it took a good 90 minutes before my eyes uncrossed themselves.
Don't the clothes get raptured as well then?
If you have conjoined twins and only one is due to get raptured, is he or she actually raptured or not? And if so, is the other one taken for the ride or left to a gruesome death on Earth?
ChrisJMoor 2 years ago 5
Wow! What a question! I wonder how a fundie would answer that!
I can just see someone in heaven with the "bad" sibling still attached.
"What? The crispy critter on my shoulder? That's my brother whose soul went to hell. I like heaven all right, but that screaming is a little hard to put up with!"
Largo64 2 years ago
The Sunday school teacher in an early episode of The Simpsons gave the model answer to such awkward questions: 'Is a little blind faith too much to ask for?!' :D
ChrisJMoor 2 years ago
thats one cool question! Brilliant! I'd take my hat off to you if I wore one.
kalsolarUK 2 years ago
LOL! Oh wow! Your question recalled a bit from a bugs bunny cartoon I saw as a kid. There was a tin of tobacco called half and half. One side an angel, the other a devil and it was singing "Half of me wants to be good. Only half of me wants to be, goooood". Thank you. I'll be humming that ditty the whole day through :-D
dagda825 2 years ago
Hey, good question. I got another one. What if you have multiple personalities? Does your good personality get taken up, and the bad one stay here? But then which personality would have the body?
shawnmcghee1 2 years ago
I'd guess the bad personality would get the body, since you need atoms to actually feel the fires in hell.
ChrisJMoor 2 years ago
Where do you go when you're raptured? Do you just float around in space with nothing to breathe, or is there some physical place you go. Your physical body gets raptured, right?
I really don't get it. Have Christians thought this thing through? I hope it doesn't happen before they figure this part out.
ozmoroid 2 years ago
what if the rapture came....and no one noticed who was raptured because the true believers were helping the poor in some god forsaken corner of the world without being noticed while the limousine xtians were trying to sell books and make a buck?
epaminodas 2 years ago 4
This is too funny :) Thanks... I needed a good laugh today !
55ella2007k 2 years ago
I know what it is like to leave your clothes at the grocery store. I couldn't get my credit card to read so the clerk said, "Strip down, face toward me." The next thing I knew, security was leading me away.
8WholeThing 2 years ago 2
The rapture DID happen at my house, this morning. It was my second coming.
seaweed2007 2 years ago
Now that's funny!
Largo64 2 years ago
Tomorrow, tomorrow ... well, any day now!
draagon66 2 years ago
They look like playmobile men
Jizuschrist 2 years ago
it's coming any day now! just like it has been for two millennia...
negrosaurus 2 years ago
The only thing that would have made it more funny, stick figures. I'm not sure why but they always make me laugh. Who knows tho, the rapture could be tomorrow... haha
averylbrooks 2 years ago
Awesome, Largo.
LibertyIsNotGiven 2 years ago
lol
ProfMTH 2 years ago
My cousin is a major tool, errrr I mean believer in "The rapture". When he explained it to me in 1980, when I was 15, it took a good 90 minutes before my eyes uncrossed themselves.
bowlingballout 2 years ago 3
lol
did he make a predictions of when it'd be happening?
;d
666norton420 2 years ago
lol
onlywhenprovoked 2 years ago
Hahahahahahaha!
Katalyzt 2 years ago
Those Damn false profits
rozeboosje 2 years ago 2
i'm sorry....
which ones are true/real again?
;d
666norton420 2 years ago
The ones who pay you to believe. Pay you millions. They're the real ones.
athywren 2 years ago
[grin]
rozeboosje 2 years ago
I know a joke about that ...
rozeboosje 2 years ago
oh...oh
This is very funny stuff
DorothyDandrich 2 years ago
He's lucky he didn't get tasered.
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
Looks like you are really having fun with this ....Hahaha
Traxx01 2 years ago