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  • my brother pissed into an opaque water bottle, told me it was warm Gatorade and tricked me into drinking about half a cup worth because i was so dehydrated at the time :\

  • fuck no just use a floor or a hat fuck u not a good thing to see and to lose your appitte is one thing but a head is just fucked up i hate it when it seeing it so if u think u got to throw up then just go to the bathroom

    or a bag not a head plz that would suck so bad it would be the worst day ever for that little girl she was proble was a bout to die SAD SO SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD......../////

  • I invited my friends over at my house for lunch, and we're like, eating food together, crackin some jokes when suddenly one of my friends was laughing so hard while holding a spoon with food in it, against his mouth and he Suddnenly Sneezed, YES of course, the sneeze landed on the food that was on the spoon that he was holding and some of them went on the table and on our food. It was disgustingly fucking disgusting. then afterwards i made him wash the dishes, and clean the table. fucking bitch.

  • lets just say my friend put millworms down my pants :'(

  • My friend pulled down my pants when I was commando O_o

  • Some random guy at the mall last week walked up to me and my friends, said fuck u, I said fuck u back and he looked at me like I was a shithead and btw I'm like 12

  • Mother fucking fucked up fucking fuckhead lol

  • he's a motherfucking fucked up fucking fuckhead

  • Let's see most disgusting thing... Oh oh okay uh me and my friend watched the movie Paintball and well we had an Idea. See his dads a war vet with some left over army stuff. So we coaxed him out of his thermal goggles and my friend got an airsoft rifle and he started to "hunt" me so I hid Under ground and left a small hole to breath and well he had to piss and he was over me and well he piss in the hole and it got In my mouth

  • @blindgamerz125 haha!! kind of similar story here, i have no idea why or how this happened but me and some buddys were out in the woods and i pissed in a bag for no reason. my friend took the bag and went to throw it and it got caught in a branch right above him and it got all over him!!! rofl!! again, i have no clue why i pissed in a bag or why he grabbed it and tried to throw it o_O ..really wierd to remember that

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  • @cross970912 hahaha dennis du kan fan inte engelska hahaha hir hahaha

  • Man what a dick puking on

    That girl

  • i puked in my moms mouth when i was a baby

  • PUUKE FIGHT just like american pie XD

  • me and my sister and brothers actually sneeze in eachothers faces . cause were bitches to eachother like that . i find it halerious .... only when im not getting sneezed on SCORE !!

  • ok if i was puked on i would kick the shit out of that guy and rip of his fucking balls

  • most embarrassing thing was when i fought this dude nd we went to the ground he grabbed my junk nd spit in my face as we r on the ground it was disgusting cus as always someone had to put it on facebook

  • LOL! hes so funny!!!

  • some guy asked me if i was gay

  • lmfao the snot story was HILARIOUS!

  • I have this good friend of mine who made me mad,so I took my fingers and dug in my asscrack and wiped it across his upper lip. He had to smell it until he washed it off.......success!

  • :o

  • I was just eating.... :/

  • Someone pushed me down when I was about to trip I think I was 7

  • my friend tried to ass rape me... even though she doesn't have a dick...but i love her

  • @lonelyjuliet101 WTF AHHA

  • @CarrotBoyification i have very odd friends...

  • the grossest thing was when i was trying to walk ahead of these 2 people and at the exact moment and guy decides to spit! and it ended up on my face! -__-

  • My heart races and I get tense whenever someone pukes

  • Hahahaha hahahaha

  • When I was 10 a girl who was also 10 kept on commenting and being a total bitch about the fact I didn't straighten my hair or wear make up. But my cocky ass 10 year old self turned to her and said, "Well, I don't want to be a target for old men in bushes." To top it off, she is now no longer a virgin. Irony.

  • im an 11 year old i know how she felt😖

  • the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to me was a cat was in a tree and shit on my sandwich when i wasnt looking then right before i took a bite i traded for my friends ham sandwich and when i took a bite i spit it out because it had rancid ham on it

  • Ur funny as Hell

  • "pyke see ya later pike face " haha epic :D :D

  • Once my dog sneezed on me while I was trying to brush her hair

  • I yelled "PUKE FIGHT!!!!!!" in the middle of class....... right as the teacher walked in. Totally worth it! XD

  • My friends dog Trinity sneezed....IN MY MOUTH!!

  • My drunk friend past out and i was trying to help him, then he just woke upp and spitted in my face....

  • lol all these weird comments are saying dumb stuff but im actually 11 and iknoe how she felt but im a guy tho lol

  • Well my frnd asked me out nd 39 minuets l8er he dumped me what an ass

  • watching live porn and the chick farts continusly for two mins during

  • I'm 11, and I got pucked on by a chines women then she fell on me!! That actily happend

  • as a pedophile i hate to say it but in my opinion a young girl would still be sexually attractive even with puke on her

  • i'm eleven cute,loveable,caring,and EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Some girl told a teacher I flipped her off. The problem is I did. >:)

  • a fat biker dike chick was cookimg the food at cookout rubbed spatula on her fat sweaty ass and cooked the burgers with it no one told me till after i ate i puked at the thought gross true story

  • welll im in cross country track n we had a race lol n these girls started coughin on me to c if i wud go slower n clean my self or w.e but instead they both fell in mud ..faceplant..aint carma juss sweet :)

  • farted on my pillow why i was sleeping on it

  • I was play fighting with my 5 year old cousin one day, he had no socks or pants on. Just underpants. It was summertime, and we were fighting. All of a sudden, I get a mouth full of dirty feet and a face full of sweaty buttcrack. Just sickening.

  • ill admit that i have some bulimic tendencies.... but not all over little girls!! wtf, what kinda sick fuck was this guy???

  • A bully in 5th grade pissed on his hand and rubbed hid ballz and tricked me into smelling his hand.

  • Lol I have that element sweatshirt!

  • when my brother and i were like 1 and 4 ( i was 4) i puked in his mouth then he was so disgusted he puked in my mouth and it went back and forth 4 like 2 minuets till our parents made me puke in the sink lol.

  • @anamielov78 2 boys 1 cup

  • My mom's boyfriend burned his hand cooking one day. The next day he told me to look at it and I refused so he took the bandages off and wiped his puss covered hand on my arm. It makes me want to throw up just thinking about it! x(

  • @gloriouscowfeces whats a bolemuc?

  • i was walking through the subway like a boss suddenly this 8 gang girls just sit on top and pisses on me i was covered in piss they are about 15 to 17

  • my ex friend put her scab in my mouth

  • @ratedrrlover maybe thats why she's your ex? :p

  • The rudest thing ....... I did was shit in this kids back pack in school ...... Last week ...... I'm in 9th...... He made fun of my hair and called my friend gay ..... Monkey tactics

  • My mom made me clean up her puke...i will never drunk grape juice again. But she was sick, so I guess I had no choice.

  • OMG OMG BACON!

  • i was in elementary school and this kid threw shit at me when i was taking a pee

  • i would have beat the shit out of that guy

    nuff said

  • i just remember in second grade that this one kid put glue on the teacher's chair (elmer's glue). he also put thumbtacks on it...he also crawled on the floors while we were studying...i'm surprised that he actually made it through elementary without getting held back...not really what happened to me, but you gotta admit it's rude...but also funny how stupid he was

  • i was in my 3rd grade christmas and the kid behind me puked all over me and i was standing nxt to my cruch! :/ haha it was soooo descusting..it was like maceronie and cheese or somethin..idk but it was pretty discusting

  • I was at school and someone came up to me and sneezed and couphed on me and I was like Thanks faggot! and he ran away!

  • I was 6 my bro was 4 we were taking a bath and he pissed strait in my mouth IT WAS SALTY

  • Some retard from out of the blue went up to me and said "why do u even believe in God?" and I was like why the f**ck would u ask someone that and he just walked away. Another thing was when my cousin came into my room and scared me cuz I was chillin on my iPod and the second time she came round I heard her and scared her and she spilt water all over my floor just to get back at me

  • A teacher once dropped an egg on my head on my first day at a new school wasnt too fun

  • @dsavage131 oooooww

  • i really dont know whats the rudest thing that

    happened to me

  • my friend decided it would be funny to scare me before taking a piss, so i was about to go to the bathroom and he whispers rape, and i said what about it n his mom walked by looked saw my penis and said what and i said rape, and turned, and of course she was drunk and she said can you rape me?

  • You.Are.Really.Hot

    xD

  • omg! i found out tht fluffee has no hair!!! not hes not hot.

  • @kittenzarecuteable he does to have hair... look up his vid fluffee takes it off.

  • I was 11 before September and if that happened to me he would get a mouthfull of electronic waves flowing throughout his body to replace that horrible taste in his mouth. (A.K.A, Tazed in the mouth, thank you for dumbing it down!)

  • My girlfriend heard that some men like getting fingers put in their butt...Then decided to try it while we were in the shower. I didn't like it -.-

  • this girl come to me and start to fight wih me ( i beat her up cuz i was pissed) and then she's like " OH SORRY WRONG PERSON " nad i am like omg! ( are you freaking seriouse )

  • @ilypeople100 i like wtf!

  • i could think of a whole lot of other things to do with a 11 year old girl....... and so u all know im not some sad pervert im 11 too rofl

  • what the fuck man

  • kicked in the face and poored a buket of puke on me

  • i was trying to eat my lunch and my friends have braces and every time they talk spit or chewed up food was spit on me or on my food. this happened to me 3 fucking times... im happy my one friend got hers off next is my other who is loudly obnoxious yet we have to love her XD

  • PUKING WAR!!!

  • this guy had sneezed on my face perposly, and then had the audacity to put his hands on his sweaty nuts and then rubbed that on my face. Yeah thank god i found out last week that hes in prison now

  • @GuiltySpartan12 and you didnt cave his head in?

    

  • i fell asleep at my chrtch and got robed

  • @citruslime01 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL...xD

  • PUKE FIGHTTT!!!!!!

  • Some kid I was arguing with about talking shit spat in my face and that pissed me off so I beat the living crap out of him until my friends came over and broke up the fight because they thought I was going too far.

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  • @coycanela2010 got farted in the face by a girl, it was my girlfriend at the time xD

  • k disgusting things that have happened to me: Pissed on by my sister not wanting to wait till i got off the toilet...never wore that dress again. Second a guy who stalked me in elementary school saw me at recess laying down looking up at the clouds and decided to spit in my mouth...it gets cold on the way down. Third Puked on. Fourth accidentally chugged rotten milk. Anyone have me beat? cuz i have more.

  • @ShayShayLaRae

    OMFG MY BROTHER DID THE SAME DAMN THING!! I was like 6 and he was 3 or 4.... maybe more like 4 o 5, idr. I said go in the tub, but he didn't want to so he whipped it out and peed on me. Got his ass beat for it.

  • in elementry school at gym this girl found a dead snake and waved it in front of me so i snatched it from her and threw it in her face... she wanted to beat my ass but it was worth is haha bitch haha!

  • In Lower School, some boys were playing kiss & chase in the playground with some girls in my year and i wasn't playing, i was just talking with my friends, and suddenly, the most popular boy in the year grabbed my arm, pulled me round and kissed me full on the lips. then, after he pulled away, he was like 'oh..you're not playing?' and couldnt bare to look at me for a month

  • once in high school I got a note from the teacher requesting sex...turns out it was an april fools joke

  • @TDIfanlolz thats what she wanted you to think....

  • hey whats ur real name i never found out?

  • One of my cats pooped in one of my shoes and I didn't notice anything. I stuck my foot in the shoe that i felt this sqishy mud like feeling and i checked it and it was cat poop... Yeah, laugh it up...

  • when my dog barfed on me while i was sleeping

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  • ive been spit on my face with a mouthful of saliva by a some fuckhead korean guy!

  • Well, it's more of something that I did that was rude, but close enough. I used to puke to get out of school a lot in my youth. One day, me and my teacher got into it about marijuana legalization. It gets heated, I start yelling, and run towards her (the door was right next to her, perfect scheme.) and puke all over that bitch's whore dress. I went home that day, unsure if I was just excused or suspended.

  • Was at school and this fat kid comes up in front of me while I'm picking up some nooks I stopes and farts this really loud, disgusting, juicy, disgusting fart right in my face!!!! XP skipped half my next class washing the fart off my face

  • face sneezing; why i don't play online :D

  • I shared half an O wit this teenager guy, then 2 days later he steals my laptop, my skateboard, and my guitar. He broke my skateboard within a week (while I was hunting his ass down) but got my guitar and laptop back. After 4 broken ribs, a busted eye socket and an out-of-socket shoulder. All I had was a big ol' grin of satisfaction and some bruised knuckles.

  • @23Fists sounds like you suck at getting your stuff back no one hurt busted anything on my body

  • @BLeSSeDoGkUSH420 I said I only had some busted knuckles and a grin of satisfaction. HE had all the shit wrong. He sucks at giving shit back ;D

  • Penis

    

  • my best friend smacked me in the ass....AND SHES A GIRL {so am i}

  • The same thing happens to me fluffie

  • Man if a girl ran up and said shit like that I'd be all like bitch damn rights you got the wrong person then I'd punch her square in her cockeyed face

  • 11 year olds are not innocent, I know 11 year olds that use more profanity than fluffee

  • at my school a kid had 2 puke and talked 2 my math teacher, teacher let him go 2 bathroom, every step he took, he threw up every step he took, and when he got 2 bathroom he was fine

  • Love your jumper :)

  • I was in the hallway in school once and this girl ran up to me and started screaming at me, calling me a bitch, a whore, a slut, and a few others I won't name, basically using every insult in the book. I had no idea what the hell I did and I'd never even seen her before. I hadn't said anything and then she goes, "We'll what you fucking bitch?! Are you gonna fight me or......*Gasp!* Oh my god you're the wrong person...!" -__________-

  • @kimiko5996 rofl >.<

  • @TheWhiteOp That's exactly the face I made ^_^

  • @kimiko5996 AWKWARD!

  • @kimiko5996 WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWW XXXXDDDD

  • @legoincplx4x5 Precisely my reaction! XD

  • @kimiko5996 LOL 

  • @kimiko5996 shes a dumbass

  • A kinnergarden choked me,YEAH

  • ...sneeze spray xD

  • my friend peed on my phone!

  • my sister vomited all over me when I was fast asleep, i didn't realize until waking up in the morning, in which i had rolled around in it for a few hours unconsciously. das one hell of a wake up.

  • my friend puked on my leg when i was telling him to go to the fukin bathroom not cool Westin i'm stll pst

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  • This happened like last week,(but not to me) theres this weird guy in my art class and he reached in his pants, whipped his junk(penis&balls) the wholee shabang, and stuck it on this other dudes head,(he did it to like 2more people after that) it was gross DX and he's only like 14! im like "'underaged kids should keep their shit in their pants! this is a PG13 classroom ya sickfuck!'" i will forever be scarred TT^TT

  • 'you're a motherfucking fucked up fucking fuckhead' LOL XD

  • I was doing a skit as a kid with a gallon milk jug selling half and half milk. It was half dirt and half Public bathroom soap with a splash of water. The cap fell off and i ended up with a lot in my throat and mouth. At a camp where I couldnt have food until several hours later.....yeah that sucked hard.

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  • I got sneezed on by a zebra once...no joke. Thank god he didn't have snot!!!

  • I got shot in the nose and mouth in PaintBall, and blood and snot went into my mouth

  • "covering her in your disgusting slime" -thats what she said

  • When I was like 3 yrs old, I pooped in the potty, then I placed it in front of the door to the bathroom and sneaked out. So when my dad went in the poop went all over the floor, and me and my friend laughed really much :D True story, I'm not kiddin'

  • seeing my friends brother piking his sister nose and eating it!

  • The most disgusting thing I did?

    Look 2 girl 1 cup and you'll understand.

    Just kiddin' xD

  • I actually cant think of anything disgusting that happened to me. but I do remember something i did, it was more funny, but not for the other people. I was at the mess hall down at Fort Sill, OK. and I totally ripped ass. didnt stink at all, but louder than shit. well the girl and guy at my table didnt like it, and made some rude comments. but my friend and I were cracking up, so we started a farting contest. It stank after that....needless to say we weren't allowed back till the next day.

  • i felt this shotgun blast of sneeze...spray on my face. lol :P

  • well when i was little whenever i went to football games i would spill my drink on people(: and some dude threw beer on me.

  • when i was like 1 yr old (my mommy told meh) i first did my peepee on the potty so i wanted to show my mommy and daddy so i lifted up the potty and began running around the house an the i lifted my potty too high and i got all my own internally processed biological output all over me

  • the grossest thing that happened to me, was my younger sister thought it would be funny to pick her nose,take out a wad of booger,and wipe it on my lwg,and chest....that happened like...3 months ago.....gross.

  • handed me a fruit i was allergic to and ask me to feed it to my mom

    well i thought it was rude/akward

    

  • "you're a mothering f*cking f*cked up f*cking f*ck head.... and you deserve to die." bhahahahaha oh fluffee

  • My cat sat on my lap, had it's little gross penis out, and was trying to hump me... I THOUGHT he was just trying to do that kneading thing cats do.

    I know it's not a person, but it's still the grosses thing that I had happen to me.

  • Nothing to me, but my friend was called up by a drunk clown and the drunk clown started making fun of the kid.

  • DRUNK HERO

  • I was shopping and i picked out this shirt and some lady came n took it rite outof my hands n she wuz 2 big 4 the top

  • It wasn't to me, this one CUNT ass bitch I knew pulled another kid's eye out in kindergarden. FUCK, I hope she goes blind for it.

  • @GreatBlueKnight HOLY SHIT

  • Omg i love this guy hes so funny lol

  • *barfed

  • In kindergarden this retarded lil fucker barged on me right before my picture 4 picture day was about to be taken so I punched him in the face. It was gross though cuz he had cheerios and I had little pieces of them in my hair for weeks :(

  • an old man put his balls on my arm wen i was 8,he was my subsitute teacher

  • When i was in elementry school i was standing with my friend, he was also one of those guys who was friends with everyone, and one of his many friends was stressed and he sighed, when he did this he got a little dangerously and his disgusting onion, hot cheeto, chocolate, milk, peas, corn, and whatever fucking else this kid shoved down his gullet went directly into my mouth for me to inhale, and pretend like it didn't happen

  • rudest and most disgusting thing that happened to me was when a guy passing by on his bike shot mucus out of his nose and it landed on my toes, was wearing open toe sandals....

  • who else laughed when he said, "ur a mother fucking, fucked up, fucking, FUCK HEAD, and u deserve to die"

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  • ahaa i laughed when u said cya later puke face :L Hahaha

  • Lol fluffee so true

  • My disgusting moment is when my friend put Gatorade in my hudy and then the Gatorade went in my hair

  • @Num1Zombieslayer lul thats not even that bad