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  • That leukemia patient sure has a lot of hair.

  • What a fucking melvin.

  • Weird...Children Critics, sry to sounds like Bill Maher but, in essence, its the tailoring factor to children that's taken away many adult indulgences (feel free to fill in the necessary blanks), now it seems its tailored to movies now and its weird and scary...Whatever happened to the adult room and the kiddie table? It was always something I fantasized as a kid (going into the adult room at the legal age), now its grayed out and thrown to everybody -_-

  • batman again hahahaha

  • Lol I remember this. Two poorly defined criticisms and he give it a C??!!

  • I understood every moment and I was 13 when I saw it

  • what a flaming homo

  • "You haven't been on the planet long enough to have a pet peeve!" lol. That kid has been thouroughly coached, much like child preachers.

  • inception sucked ass. i dont think it was even confusing or "deep" at all. the entire time i was waiting for it to just be over . . . at no point was i confused and if i was, it was only because i ;iterally fell asleep. shitty movie is shitty

  • @keggerous boy you must have had a bad day before you watched it, Inception is a great movie.

  • I agree with Howard Stern and the others.

  • I heard this kid is now reviewing porno films. What a terrible career choice.

  • This kid is sooo gayyyyyyyy

  • Lmao omg this kid is pathetic

  • @Nomindnotrouble His IQ is 189

  • @Greggory93 Really? His alpha and omega review sucked? He trashed that film like a boss.

  • @imortal2demon1 After watchig his review of Cowboys and Aliens and Smurfs I never want to see this kid until he knows how to do a review right

  • I had issues with the movie, but it was well done and worth watching again. This kid needs to wait for his testes to drop before he can comment. I won't even go into how his brain isn't finish developing.

  • My god what the fuck is wrong with all of you? He's a great critic and all of you are putting him down because he said Inception was confusing, because you know Inception was so "simple" to understand. I bet you freaks don't even look at his other videos, you just thumb them down because of one review.

  • @imortal2demon1 I did look at his other reviews and they all suck!!!

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  • im 19 years old and i want to go into the movie industry and i find this just insulting to movies and eveyone who is involved with them. this little kid isnt old enough to understand movies or review them. George was 100% correct its just disrespectful and insulting. This kid is going to give inception a c but the smurfs a good grade? They way he talked about that selena gomez movie is the same way a 40 year old women with kids would talk about it.

  • I LOVE when Howard plays that bird while that stupid women talking.

  • ha - "i did not read the books growing up" ... hey kid, you're still growing up - got a long way to go.

  • at the picture of the annoying, unnecessarily-cared-for kid, you can see the nipple through the shirt on the woman. nice

    but people care for the dumbest shit. the kid's a fucking annoying obnoxious 11 year old. punch him in the face and be done with him.

  • His first review was "I liekd its"

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  • Honestly, I am impressed by this kid. I guarantee he will be extremely successful at whatever he wants to do when he grows up, but for now he needs to slow down and the media shouldn't act like his opinion is as valuable as an adult movie critic's. I know it sounds ageist but at 11 he's lacking something. He sounds like he has a very high IQ, probably a lot smarter than me, but he does not have enough life experience at 11 to truly appreciate certain things yet.

  • It's terrifying to think what this kid is going to be when he grows up.

  • @KAAllitt A cunt. He will be a cunt.

  • this kid really doesnt give good reviews, honestly he gave the Smurfs a B+ and lion king C-, is that a fucking joke

  • lol wow this is fxcking great everything about it & this 11 yr old kid... how fxcked up r we as a planet 2 have this shxt on tv lol holy christ lol

  • Wow that kid is fucking irritating ..inception gets a C? Let me guess he gave barney n friends an A..gtfo u little Fag

  • That kid needs big black dicks in his ass!

  • Batman.... AGAIN!!

  • Go back to school, get your education, stop talking nonsense

  • Inception gets a C? Well i think your brain gets a F. Your pubic hairs not fully grown yet, how can you understand complicated movies

  • hes talking like his mother.

  • ihaterobin{dot}net

    

  • Fuck this kid.

    

  • I'm around the same age as this born abortion and I understood this cinematic masterpiece.

  • I didn't understand Inception either.

  • @MPedroful Cause you are stupid.

  • where you at Jerry Sandusky

  • Screw this kid but I see a lot of butt hurt "Inception" fans here, pretentious movie for pretentious people.

  • He doesn't understand Inception because he's 11 - 11 year olds don't understand shit.

  • I predict Lights Camera Jackson will come out of the closet in about ten years.

  • once again out of ALL people howard is insulting someone that is 11 years old for talking bad about something artful, which howard does ALL the time to talented and creative. I however think the kid is annoying but once again for howard to talk about Michael Jackson pranking someone on the street with a water balloon and other things, howard is an old hypocrite,,,sorry

  • 100% scripted this retarded kid is.. if this fuck was mine i'd send him to a foster home

  • omg fuck this kid. lcj? the fact that this little shit exists makes me want to shoot myself

  • lmao even pedophiles dont wanna fuck this kid

  • @jkshrout131 He's contrarian.

  • HOWERD! HOWERD!

  • How can anybody disagree with Stern?

  • Nice to know you scumbags still populate the earth.

  • george takei is a freakshow a gay freakshow

  • That kid sounds ridiculous! He must get teased at school.

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  • One can only hope that LCJ doesn't take it upon himself to review classic movies like Citizen Kane. If he reviews my favorite, the Good the Bad and the Ugly, I'm going to hunt him down and kill him Anton Chigurh style.

  • sounds like howard stern is a fuckin pedophile!!!

  • @TheTarheel2011 How? What indication of that is there?

  • @BenGriffithsReviews my aplolgies (can't spell it) i was not calling howard stern a pedophile, i was just saying he sounds like it! if jackson murphy didn't like inception, that's really his own opinion!!! SORRY, MAN!!

  • HOWARD HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE WORD OPINION?!?! FUCK YOU STERN!!!

  • @TheTarheel2011 You're being a bit of a hypocrite there.

  • im gonna name my first born son after him.....and beat him everyday

  • Asking this kid to talk about movies is kind of like having Justin Bieber talk about abortion. Oh wait, the media did that too.

  • Howard Stern's stock just went up!

  • @DonnySpielberg Hello fellow Internet Solider.

  • @TheAndyman1000 Hello hello! I'd PAY to hear this kid review Gone With the Wind! :)

  • I'm an adult and I want to bully this kid.

  • this kid deserves a good beating

  • i agree with stern he is still a douche

  • i understood the inception and i was 12 when i saw it

  • The kid talks like a fucking faggot

  • @MrJOSH406031 Agreed.

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  • you have to know about how the world works in order to review movies.. damnit

  • get this kid into theater school. Sending him to public school would be like child abuse.

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  • 1:20

    Batman again?

  • This is insulting to me, honestly, and I'm not usually the kind of person who would say that. I'm 16 years old and I have a deep passion for the film industry. I want to be a film critic who is able to analyze all corners of a film from all different angles. Meanwhile, this kid is making a career out of whining that movies are too confusing. I'm all for differing opinions, but how the fuck do you give Inception a C and then go give The Smurfs a B+?

  • @jkshrout131. He also gave "Jack and Jill" a B. I'm in the same boat as you too, dude. I have an undying love for the film industry and want to become a film critic who wants to give a fair, unbiased analysis of films. I have a website, with many film reviews, and to see this kid make a career critiquing a field he clearly has no education on is disheartening.

  • @jkshrout131 You're still a kid. He is doing what you wish you were. You call it whining, I call it a crticism. Inception was confusing, but a brilliant movie. Actually, I haven't heard what he has said yet. lol. . . Maybe his review will make me take that back lol.

  • @NY1love I'm assuming you've watched it by now. What did you think? I may be young still but I'm at a competent age to review films in an analytical way. You're damn right he's doing what I wish I was, and it pisses me off that he has no idea what he's talking about. If he did, I wouldn't be complaining.

  • @jkshrout131 because he's a KID.

  • @kugotsumin Just because he's a kid doesn't mean he deserves the current job he has.

  • @JAMESPR02 i thought maybe my comment might be construed as being for the kid but it isn't.

  • @kugotsumin He's a kid but he tries so hard to be mature and adult and competent but he's not.

  • @jkshrout131 God, if I could thumb that one up a thousand times over. I'm 16 and want to be a director and Stern hit the nail on the head when he said how insulting it must be to Nolan. To come with such a rich and intricate concept, get the money, shoot it, edit it and releasse such a precious piece of work that is so original in an unoriginal and talentless industry and to see this clown "reviewing" your work is just a damn disgrace and I would never want to see that.

  • @bleachrules103 Yeah. Look, you wanna review the film and point out the flaws (which there are some), fine, but don't go up there and be like, "OMG THIS MOVIE SUCKS SO CONFUSING." That's not reviewing. That's being a stupid kid giving a stupid opinion.

  • @jkshrout131 You just don't get it. Stick to jacking of to porn films, thats about the only analyzing you can do. The kid has his on segment on tv, I think he knows a little more about movies then you.

  • @LaxRatBra He only has his own segment because he's a kid and people need something to d'aw and laugh at. He completely ignores how well-made the film is. It's brilliantly well-made, actually. It's philosophical and it plays with things like subconscious and perception of time in dreams, by reusing numbers throughout the film on trains and cabs, and even basing the soundtrack on a slowed-down version of that French song they use in the film. Trust me, he doesn't know as much as me.

  • @TheCinemaJackTV I didn't know Pleasure Hunt: return of the cock was that intricate. The more you know!

  • @LaxRatBra I'm not talking about Pleasure Hunt: Return of the Cock . . . I'm talking about Pleasure Hunt: The Vagina Strikes Back.

  • pedophiles hate this fucking kid.

  • stupid kid

  • Lol George Takei

  • Why would a kid want to be a movie critic?Like instead of wanting to be a cop or an astronaut he picked...movie critic.What is wrong with kids these days.And he sounds alot like eric the midget which is disturbing enough.

  • owned

  • fuck this guy whos talking

  • This kind of kid crap plays well with the soccer moms. Ugh.

  • I loved "Batman the Again... Begin"

  • this faggot is literally screaming his pathetic, meaningless review like a deaf 90 year old jew

  • This is a good argument for "Children should be seen and not heard".

  • This kid would probably have a mental breakdown if he saw Eraserhead.

  • Fa Fa Flunky.

  • That kid sounds like a 30yr old woman.

  • it reallee is an innnsult!

  • A GREAT MOVIE???, IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM??

  • hey kid of course your not going to understand it you little snot nose go watch the smurf movie and leave adult movies to adults

  • AMEN.

  • His pet peve is that he hates characters explain what's going on. Kid. EVERY SINGLE MOVIE DOES THAT! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE A MOVIE THAT ONLY SHOWS A SCENE WITHOUT DIALOGUE AND EXPECT THE AUDIENCE TO KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING! IT CREATES CONFUSION YOU LITTLE SHIT EATING, MONKEY JERKING, BRAIN DEAD, LOUD MOUTH FUCKER!!!!!

  • DO NOT INSULT CHRIS NOLAN IN FRONT OF ME!!!

    I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!!!!

  • Inception was confusing, huh? I think its confusing that little shits like him are allowed on TV. He is just annoying and nobody can seriously like this little freak.

  • 3:44

    "I think this kid has won an emmy.."

    Howard - "Wow. That's insulting."

    George "Sulu" Takei - "He's a freak show."

    LOL, -metaphorically- I love how a bunch of adults are like super kicking a kid in the nuts... but the little prick deserves it.

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  • VISUALLY STUNNING BUT IM TOO YOUNG AND STUPID TO UNDERSTAND IT HUR DUR

  • I want to punch this little pretentious fucker right in the head. I'll bet he's a little fucking know it all that has NO friends.

  • too far dude

  • THIS KID IF YOU LISTEN HARD ENOUGH SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ROBIN. NO WONDER SHE LIKES HIM

  • the kid's mind isn't advanced enough to understand the concepts of inception

  • I FUCKING HATE THIS KID

  • If that kid isn't gay, ill eat my foot

  • He doesnt deserve an emmy.

  • So because HE himself didn't get it, it's a bad movie? What the fuck.

  • This kid does a decent job making himself sound smart, but how bright can he be if he didn't get Inception? I don't think I would have had a problem understanding that movie at 11. That doesn't mean I would have been qualified to review it, though. Howard makes a good point that it's kind of a slap in the face to all concerned that they choose this kid to review movies, over someone who is actually qualified.

  • How does he review 14A movies?

  • whenever someone says "beat him like a red headed step child" i am now picturing this kid

  • ...."Batman again"

  • @agent0range0 It's a fair criticism but he's praised films that were just as lazy in that department.

  • so they are making fun of a 11 year old kid? that's pretty cool....

  • @mourantell Only because the kid is fucking retarded.

  • @mourantell

    11 year old kid who'd full of himself and needs to be taught a lesson.

  • lol, i dont like this kid, but i agree with his inception review...

  • I love Howard

  • This kid is one of those things that could easily be ignored. Sure, he's a stupid pretentious little shit with awful taste that will in all likeliness remain with him well into adulthood, but there are much worse people. But the moment I heard that he's actually popular and has won daytime emmys I got pissed. This little cock gargler is more popular than critics with actual talent, it's fucked up.

  • Annoying

  • Assburgers.

  • An annoying 11 year old who pretends to be an adult talks Sh*t about a good movie and kiss ass tv anchors and republicans support him and he wins an Emmy? What a disrespectful insult to an form of art (which film making is) that this kid does not understand because he has no life experience and probably has not even learned anything about more mature themes like sex drugs relationships fascism racism and psychotic breakdowns.

  • I think the difference here is this kid *sounds* like an adult. But he clearly thinks like a normal 11 year old boy. That is weird.

    Plus it is pretty fuckin insulting when a child still learning his ABC's is criticizing your work.

    "Obama can easily overcome the perils of this dark financial crisis by simply penning a letter to Santa Clause. Perhaps he could even apply for a raise in his allowance (provided he does all his chores) which can then be injected into the fretful economy."

  • @PointyMetalEdges hahahahaha

  • Robin looks hot in that picture near the end

  • According to LCJ, Inception was a "C" movie.

    Gnomeo and Juliet was a "B+".

    This kid needs to shut the fuck up.

  • "I didn't read the books" thats because you still don't know how to read kid!

  • I want to take a crowbar to that kid and do a repeat of what the joker did to Robin in the full Joker outfit.

    You like Clowns kid, well you're gonna love me ahahahahaha

  • this only shows you that winning an Emmy is no longer a big deal

  • never take movie advice from someone who isn't old enough to even see the movie in theaters

  • Congrats to the kid and all, but jesus christ. Inception is confusing because he hasn't had the proper experience to relate to any movie that involves having to pay attention. For anybody to accept his review and pay him for it is idiotic and irresponsible on the part of the companies that choose to do so.

  • that kid gives bad reviews because he cant watch movie thats rated g

  • @yourgrandma34 that makes no sense

  • Not made for kids your age? Then, why the hell are you reviewing movies?

  • This kid is not bad . People are so jealous and don't know how to be happy for somone who is successful in life !!

  • @shorty6352 i would be happy but he acts like the biggest asshole, and bashes things people work very hard on just because he is too young to get it. even if this kid grows up to not be a weirdo and somehow still a movie critic he will definatly regret what hes doing, its just like how all the movies we watched as kids seem terrible when we're older.

  • @shorty6352 i would be happy but he acts like the biggest asshole, and bashes things people work very hard on just because he is too young to get it. even if this kid grows up to not be a weirdo and somehow still a movie critic he will definatly regret what hes doing, its just like how all the movies we watched as kids seem terrible when we're older. btw stern rocks

  • "Hes one of those KIDS that sounds all grown up" ... what a shame, a kid that knows how to speak proper English. This world is doomed

  • The kid has an opinion. He's a reviewer, a novelty, and he gave his take on the movie. What's disrespectful? Stern is a cock.

  • @RightWingCon81 isnt stern doing the same thing?

  • @Ebailz Not at all, Stern is "reviewing" this kid, in a manner of speaking, sure, but I'm not saying he can't, I'm saying he's wrong in saying the kid was disrespectful, and wrong in saying the today show shouldn't have had him on. He can opine, I'm not saying he shouldn't, I'm saying he's wrong. I'm disagreeing with him. Stern could have said the kid was wrong, and left it at that, instead he is saying the kid has no right to opine at all for being a child.

  • @RightWingCon81 but i think stern sees reviewing as something you need experience for, im dont think what jackson is doing is wrong just that he should stick to his niche with films that dont deal with adult problems of course he wouldnt understand inception he lacks the proper life experience and perspective. also howard is in the business of entertainment and so he has to keep what he's saying extremely to one side of the argument to get more listeners even if he has to make fun of a kid

  • @RightWingCon81 but i think stern sees reviewing as something you need experience for, i dont think what jackson is doing is wrong just that he should stick to his niche with films that dont deal with adult problems of course he wouldnt understand inception he lacks the proper life experience and perspective. also howard is in the business of entertainment and so he has to keep what he's saying extremely to one side of the argument to get more listeners even if he has to make fun of a kid

  • @Ebailz No Stern just doesn't think a child should speak his mind about a project created by an adult. Also, I feel this kid is very bright (dislike him A LOT so I'm not on "his side" ) and experianced enough to review any movie. What is his nitche exactly? Have you seen his reviews? They're pretty insightful for an adult, never mind an 8 year old. He's 8 right?

  • @RightWingCon81 i dont know why exactly i just dont think what he is saying is correct, for example he said he hated elen pages character in inception because she exsisted as the voice of the audiance, but i dont think that is bad at all alot of movies do that. i dont think i can change your opinion and i may be subconsiously swayed toward the stern side because im such a big fan of his but its just what i think. also i think his nitche would be reviewing kids and family movies.

  • @Ebailz I get what he's saying, the Ellen Page character and her dialogue, awkward exposition which I hate myself.

  • @RightWingCon81 If you think this 11 year old is insightful you're a fucking moron.

  • Visually stunning!

  • point taken but i still like the kid, good on him

  • I totally agree with Stern here. why should a 11 year old kid get publicity just because hes young and has a hobby. He probably hasn't even seen enough different movies to even know how to review a movie. He probably just sits at home and reads IMBD reviews and claims them as his own.

  • i want to murder you so bad!

  • this kid is sounds like the guy from dvduesdays on g4

  • INCEPTION WUZ 2 CONFUZING

  • anyone who liked scott pilgrim doesn't have a sex life. get off it, geek