UK Stand up , Chesham, 0Two 2006

[66bfmv]

old but sikk tune hp5 all the way

[ihatekings1987]

how do i get "i'm from cheeeeeeesham.... cheeeeeeesham...." as my ringtone?

[allahthegaypig]

I can bet that most of the tards in this vid have developed some inbreeding problem that stops them from getting a job or working for a living, and the director well anybody heard from it? nah lol

[dizi1997]

woo chesham boys!!! nice 1 stuff the haterz

[trodler]

lol, I love it when these gangster types come in front of the camera, thinking they are hard. You're on a loosing team, mate.

[ice56666]

F u all at least we got someone representin chesham. Old tune now keep up da work. and channel u it made it

[MrJay217]

this guy is such a doushe

[TommyIBoy]

haha shockin. chesham?! WHO?!

[iamlengman]

I see the poom on his side loool

[eastsideman18]

fake pussies, u aint no goons...!!!

[jlb506]

this is bloody awful

[fdotmane8alldai]

this r sum prickz fake goonz

[lakersmiami]

did dis eva make channel u???

[wasnotgod]

LOL

[allahthegaypig]

Danny b looks like a fucking pinhead, what a bunch of fucking retards! give london a try you county bumpkin shit kickers

you love the muslims in chesham!

[dynamite1324354]

oi son, my nan Lives in Chesham......and she will FUCK YOU UP. Its only down the fucking road from nw London anyways, but yeh this is funny though.

[3bee3]

um im not inbred and im chesham

people are such wankers nowadays

there are much worse places in london for example

[allahthegaypig]

Most of these guy's are inbreed, chesham has a very shallow gene pool.

[elkingtone]

and where do you come from then?

[songseeker1]

@allahthegaypig suck ur mum

[angryfatman79]

this a joke ?

[23ngu23]

haaaaa nah m8., respec wat u doin but u shud hav left to someone wid talent, ur givin Uk a bad Namw!!!! wid ur weeaaakkkkk barz go home

[bballerbrown]

fukin faggots everyone of u on dat video

[HackedByTAC]

you ot suck my cock you sad basterds

[shellysimo]

that guy is fukin wak hahaha

[ticalionstalionboooo]

the only time I dress up is for fancy dress!!!? WHAT THE FUCK SWAG LYRICS  AHAHA

[OnlyMeGee]

Go Cheshammm Wohoo :D

HP5

[jdbmxer]

were bouts in chesham u from

[OnlyMeGee]

Beechcroft

[sean440g]

this doods lyrics are so weak that there month...

[dizi1997]

my coz is in this a few timx but don'y rap.

[rnmmassive]

Ohhhh Look Its Mouchy Majid We Meet Once And Again!

majid stop actin hard coz ur not ur just a silly mouchy carry on polishing peoples shoes and dont forget my shoes

holla back 2 moin asif and rabbani jillani

[jammy825]

to the small guy on the right at 00:17 polish my shoes majid

[palonlive]

a little bit sucks..

[Braderz66]

definition of proper bad manz ryt there

[tag1989]

the british kevin federline

[stillsaveusall]

the mans that you mova?!

ro couldnt hurt a fly

wot are they doin cotchin in the library maybe

your not g your pathetic

[elkingtone]

speak english you dirty chav!!!!! lol

[stillsaveusall]

i was deliberately addopting that style to mimick and mock the "mans" in this video but your too stupic to realise that

and chav is just a euphamism for working class just a way for people to oppress the proletariat

[elkingtone]

yea i am aware of that, you're the one who needs to learn how to take a joke. If you dont like the artist in the video i put together, why can't you offer some realtive feedback like an adult, rather than wasting time trying to insult them. it really does no one any good.

And why on earth would i want to stand up for the working classes, i'm ashamed of the image they have given this country!!

[stillsaveusall]

oh right i get it now the video is a spoof like spinal tap or something, now I realise that i really get it, good joke...

[YouThinkYouSoCool]

was laughing at first but got the flow after a while

drop the gangsta shit and inject more humor imo

[OnlyMeGee]

Chesham Tha Place?

^Live There =)

Bare Nice

Uk Stand Up Uk Stand Up

Lurbe It

.xXx

[lucyx1234]

Mee too wicked! x

[sloshmold]

Keep up the good work

[knowledgeispower87]

whats hapnin faz its joe you cool yeh, your better off not responding to suckers like Klaos9999, sounds like a fucking german.

whens the next track out

[k4hitman]

this is absolute dogshit.

[durkaaar]

awsome tune,

i used to live in chesham. miss the place

[klaos9999]

you don't know who your talking to, i could be anybody in the world and you don't know who i am, i however know who you are, i know how you talk (like you wanna be black sooo badly) and i know what you look like (Wanksta), you're a skinny lil white boy from Chesham that thinks hes 'Nas'

[fazzasexy]

You know how I rap, not talk. I don't sound black at all, and I'm not trying to. Skinny? Nope, I way 13 stone and I'm 6'2". So I'm not 'lil' either. How do I think I'm Nas? The only link is that we both rap. I'm not a great fan of Nas to be honest. It is very clear now that you have gone from being 'Mr hard man hu iz da badest G in da wurld' to being a completely normal person. So who is the one who has been chatting shit this whole time? You're pathetic coming here just to argue. Loser.

[klaos9999]

LOL i like playing wind up

[elkingtone]

just please leave it mate, you're making a joke of yourself.

Go and upload some videos of your own and see how you like complete pricks like your good self, spending an un-nerving amount of time trying to be clever.

[klaos9999]

ok man, ill stop, but i'm not trying to be clever, i

'm just bored and thought i'd wind a wannbe up, the video was good, btw, just that the music was shit, and the people in it looked like goons

[dynamite1324354]

cos im from Rio, where u do get shot, but dis aint bad, so why u gotta go all mental with huge CAPS, just chill out.

[klaos9999]

Coz hes a fukin pussy talkin shit, he dont no bout real crime, the life of grime, where u gona get shot for real if u chat shit like e doin, it ain't no fukin game

[fazzasexy]

Haha. Shut up klaos. I wish someone whould shoot you in the face and kill off a little more racism in this world. Such a fool. This is me, 0Two. I never claim to be gangster, I say the opposite. Not trying to be hard, I'm not a criminal, never said I am. I say the opposite if you listen. However, I could kick the SHIT outta you, and I'm not playing around. Look up my record in martial arts mate. 2 Silver medals in National competitions. At least I'm not chatting shit like you.

[klaos9999]

LOL, your a joke

[fazzasexy]

If you hate this so much, why come back to comment? Cos your an internet wanksta hating cos you are a complete loser. Get a life, stop keeping racism alive, and let people do what they want. It's not offensive to you in any way, and if you feel it is, then your even more of an arse whole than you already look. People like you make me laugh. So, to clear up, I'm not a pussy at all, I'm not talking shit, I'm not claiming I "no bout real crime" (learn to spell), I'm just making music.

[fazzasexy]

Btw, a repsonse 40mins after I post one? Hmmm, get a job. Re-inforces the fact you are a little kid on his school holidays, and if your not, how about working to earn some money to 'Get urselv out ov da ghetto coz u iz such a G'. But your probably selling drugs and pimping to get money ye, cos you really are a true gangster. Real gangsters live on the internet and post on videos they don't like all the time. Haha, hear from you in 40 minutes.

[klaos9999]

you tell me to learn to spell ???? whats that all about look what ou've written "arse whole" fucking idiot

[fazzasexy]

Haha. Look what whose written sorry? I don't know what or who 'ou've' is. I'm assuming you meant 'you've', and I didn't actually spell anything wrong, I put in the wrong word, I obviously meant hole, but at least you could tell what I meant. I spose that is the best come back you could come up with then? Insulting my spelling. Irony. It's becomming very clear you are not as 'Ghetto' as you first were, your entire mannerism has changed. I reckon you love my song, you are on here constantly.

[klaos9999]

ye you're a real gangsta, YOU SKINNY CRACKER!!

FUCK YOU< YOU TALK LIKE THAT WHERE I LIVE YOU GET SHOT IN THE FACE BIATCH!!

[dynamite1324354]

where u live bruv ?

[eris38]

WACK

[TIJJ244]

im frm chesham bruv did u go Chesham Park!!!!!

[elkingtone]

i'm from chesham but was never at school there, i'm about to finnish uni, but the artist 0 Two who i made the video for was from CHS, he may hav gone to chesham park when he was younger.. not sure mate

[ilikebeubz]

ur from chesham brv lol, tunes hevey

[elkingtone]

i am yea , i produced the video for a local artist also from here!!, u local?

[ilikebeubz]

im frm wycombe m8

[ilikebeubz]

i heard of u guys before about a year ago my mates from chesham were telling me they were takin the piss coz ur local but thats what happens locals take the piss u gota get out there

[baylyn]

lol... you're from Chesham bruv, not fuckin Compton.. fix up! About as UK as fuckin cornbread... wasteman

[nickwalker102]

gash!

[ninjascroll6789]

heavy choon

[xxxjesskaxxx]

That was actually alright!!! i dont usually listen to this sorta stuff - the onli thing letting you down in Chesham!! lol x

[berusplants]

Seems ok

[gaz4983]

haha mindoo2007 u cunt. u got fuckin owned m8. suck out rudeboi.

[mindoo2007]

haha he cnt fukin sing mann e tlkinnn not fkin rappin n dat

[elkingtone]

may i suggest that you concentrate on your ability to string a coherent sentence together before having a go at other people?

[SLYPA007]

dis aint all dat check out smart kid

[kaymany]

fuck all racist this guy is going places . how come guys like this in the uk never get to record an album . this can be compared to any hiphop video anywhere . music is a universal language , so enjoy it everyone !

[ninjascroll6789]

i think its a good video  especially for being done on no money. have you made many other hip hop videos?

[elkingtone]

've produced more music and promo videos but none more for this artist as of yet, the sky commercial is my latest one, you can find it on my videos... i'l be looking to do one as soon as 0 two produces some more material.

[daddyphattycake]

not bad

[shootchavs]

I never called you untalented, however you do make a valid point. I'm not wasting my time, I quite enjoy listening to all types of music, I just find it funny when kids think they're black. I think you need to do some reading up in the good old Oxford English dictionary :)

[shootchavs]

All you wiggers should be lined up and shot, you think everyone's impressed but they're not. You rap like something out my bum, you all wanna be black, but just go crying back to mum, CHECKIT!! "big up 2 ma boiz izit!!" - psht, you'll never make it

[fazzasexy]

Haha. I love it wen haters hate. It's 0Two btw. That untalented wigger u refer to. F u. Haters die slow. If you don't like it, don't listen, simple! Don't waste your own time, and mine talkin shit. You have no influence to whether i make it or not. Thats up to me, and peeps who matter. Not you. Safe for hating. Keep up the pointless comments. Safe.

[MilesWoodSmith]

"us blacks", m8, its for every1, we share our food wiv u

[elkingtone]

no no thats kl, its just thats the vibe that guy seemed to be sending out to 0Two..

[MiSsCoRrUpTeD]

Just stoping by to say hi ..keep it up and dont listen to the haters! hugs :)

[bigupcool]

these white chavs cant rap hip hop and rap music is for us blacks we invited this music you get me rip tu pac and biggie

[elkingtone]

"us blacks" you own it or somthing?

[kaymany]

fuck you racist brother . music is a universal language . we no longer live in the 1900s . everyone can do any kind of music depends on your taste . so leave em alone !

[wtfisgoinon527]

Productions dry, lyrics alright but acting like a gangster aint. UK hip hop should be original, go back to your book

[xxdiscoxdancaxx]

he went to my skl haha i memba him. saw ldsa ppl frm skl on dis x i luv this song x chesham vs amersham was well funi

[elkingtone]

thanx v much for the support.... Ed

[GhanianNeX]

hahahahahahhahahahah

[themightyhoax]

hip-hop is officaly dead!

[spinna1time]

wigga im from chesham

[tdebalzary86]

ur all little pussyholes dont dare mantion london u aint real if i ever see u mans on road ur gettin robbed u little wannabe blazin squad neaks and thats from the mighty seap distorted aka seapa redy to spit all over ur mum.

[elkingtone]

umm ... in English please?

[afropunk186]

huh what i dont understand what u r saying!what language do you speak im gonna try n translate it on google translator

[themightyhoax]

TOP NEEK!

[fazzasexy]

Fuck you, fag.

[motox14]

WOW! i reli like this song guys. the video is good too. i can see that alot of effort has gone into this! Nice one guys. Hope to hear and see more soon!

[elkingtone]

thanks alot it we had a great time makin the video,i should be putting another one together for 0two in the summer..

[motox14]

sounds sick! i will keep watch for another vid. do you know what track it will be to?

[elkingtone]

i think it'l be one yet to be recorded, but all of the work i do is updated on here frequently

[kaymany]

men don't listen to all those racist shit n stuff trying to pull you down . do what you like to do . you re a talented guy , keep it rolling . remember haters will always hate cos thats what they are made for .

[BENJAMINHUGH]

Dont you get more minuets on orange?

[afropunk186]

im in this vid brraap

[elkingtone]

alright mate, which one are u, was it in the highstreet scenes or the alley way scenes

[afropunk186]

it was the highstreet it was by the drawing room cafe yeh u barely see me im at left wearing red jaket

[afropunk186]

at about 1:13 and 3:24

[robbhimself11]

good song. ppl who claim to hate this come on here abit to much to comment. if u dnt like it then dnt watch it!

[shootchavs]

But if we didn't watch it first then we couldn't pass judgement now could we, therefore deciding whether we like or hate it. Idiot

[elkingtone]

do you really have nothing better to do on a saturday evening.... please just grow up... and try insulting to someones face.

[fazzasexy]

Ye, n if you don't like it, don't come back to comment, AGAIN, then AGAIN. Loser. How do I think I'm black then? Cos i do urban music? Associated mainly with black people? Doesn't make me try and be black. Music is for everyone, we are all human. It's people like you who keep racism alive. If no one ever mentioned the color of skin, and it had no impact on any judgment made, then racism would no longer exist.

[fazzasexy]

I don't care if you don't like me, n nor should you, but your back here again, and again, commenting on something that you don't even like. That to me seems like a waste of time. See you in about 9ish hours no doubt, wasting your time, AGAIN. Racist.

[robbhimself11]

yeh but if u dont like it then go instead of spending ur time commenting something that u dont like, im only talking bout those ppl coming bak 2 comment again and again but u obviously didnt read what i sed!

[nomessincocker]

this tune is no good peace!!

[fazzasixers]

Constructive comment. Lol. Cheers for your opinion tho. 0Two.

[BENJAMINHUGH]

i think its a good song and a cool video u put alot of effort on it but the only prob is the chesham bit i think ppl gunna b takin the piss outta that

[fazzasixers]

Cheers for comment mate, nice to see someone noticing effort ut into music n that. The Chesham bit is taken from a piss take song i did ages ago. So its ment to be a piss take bit, but im also shouting out Chesham. Works both ways. Safe 0Two

[djzeber]

lol just another wanabie raper, wats that all about this shit to funny.Bruv your from amersham not london and you aint going no where as well. Plus what you trying to represent all that shit your wearing is from the usa fuck sake if your going to make a music video at lest represent where your comeing from init coz you aint from the usa you aint getto your from amersham not even on the hip hop map. JUST ANOTHER WANABIE WHITE RAPPER WITH NO STYEL IM OUT PEACE!!!!

[fazzasixers]

I'm from Chesham, not amersham. I'm not claimin im from london. Never have. Only clothes from the US are my jacket and new era cap. Since wen is Nike tracksuit bottoms not UK? and a fuckin DipSet London T-Shirt? Last time I checked, S.A.S were from london, and london is in the UK. If i'm rapping, im not a wana be rapper. Cos im doin it. Your opinion is your own, means nothin to me, jus setting the record straight. 0Two.

[miniog]

Shirt as Ferk, Complete Wiggaz wit Attitude xD

[MiSsCoRrUpTeD]

Oh yeah also i wanted to ask wtf was that about tesco buses :S "michaelfo" if your gonna try and insult somebody at least make it good *sighs*

[fazzasixers]

Cheers. Thanks for the support, 0Two.

[MiSsCoRrUpTeD]

Im from Chesham and i just wanted to say hi...like your sound and dont listen to what half of these losers say! most of them are jealous *hugs*

[digletniglet]

u suck bruv that vid was probally recorded in ur moms back garden and she was gettin prang cuz its past ur emmerdale 7.30 bed time

[elkingtone]

omg sorry mate i completly forgot when i was shooting this video for 0Two that i accidently mistook my "back garden" for a town centre, i mean obviously both have a highstreet, clocktower and shops. but when i'm behind a camera i get a bit inattentive... if your also unclear about that (that word means forgetful ) lol

[digletniglet]

ye m8 u said it urself u live in a lil shit hole village chesham hahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaha with just a clocktower, ur shits unoriginal and has been done a thousand times thats why u aint even got 800 views

[elkingtone]

you sound pretty certain about that, find me one then, also one that cost nothing to make, and i'm still unclear if u really understand the point of youtube as according to your profile you dont seem to really understand what a camera is?

[digletniglet]

well thats a lie because you had to pay the faggots in the backround to pretend to be ur m8s

[elkingtone]

now come on, think what your sayig here... what would be the point of paying those guys to act like my mates... can you let me know where you can see me at any point in that video. look you really need to just grow up and try and string a sentence together without trying to be offensive, its really not necessary for a 24 yr old, well it depends where you've been trailed up i guess

[fazzasixers]

Mate, get a life. This is 0Two. If you got any constructive criticisms, go ahead, but shut the fuck up if you nothin relevant to say. Ye im from Chesham. My shit is original, how many white rappers produce their own shit, independently in their house? n get a vid on tv mate? Come to Chesham n call them faggots to their face. Internet Wanksta. Prick.

[fazzasixers]

That comment bout get a life is aimed at digletniglet. Cheers to elkingtone for keeping the peace. and for the sick vid. HATERS DIE SLOW for all you dick heads. 0Two

[digletniglet]

lmfao you are a stupid dik head how can you call someone else a wigger look at yourself pretending to be black no1 black likes u look at ur vid full of pakis and faggots, how is recording ur songs at ur mums house original HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHASHAAHAHAH­AH nothing makes u original apart from the fact ur the only rapper who will make it on the cbbc chart

[fazzasixers]

lol. good one mate. no need to be racist on here btw. none of those boys fags neway. im not callin anyone else a wigger. i got plenty of peeps who r blak who play all the tunes iv dun. n y wud i hav to hav blak people like my music for it to b good music?im 18, who got their own house at 18? corse its my mums house. dik head. ignorant. u must like the tune, u keep comin bak to comment. cbbc chart got sum sick tunes. haha. gay boy

[elkingtone]

tell it mate lol

[michaelfo]

wtever its all trees out der and tesco buses

[elkingtone]

tesco buses? :S

[michaelfo]

cheshire lol

[fazzasixers]

It's Chesham mate, not fucking Cheshire.

[nufffun]

I think you should work at your art, this sounds done.

[adris786]

ha ha ha ha ha u no its a shit tune ha ha ha ha. y u got it on ur youtbe then ha ha ha ha ha SHIT TUNE. Fucking white boy thinks that he is SLIM SHADY.SHIT BAG. NIGER IM FROM CHESHAM CHESHAM HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[fazzasixers]

HAHA, fuck you man. You don't even know me. How am i trying to b like Eminem then? Oh cos im white? Ye that automatically makes me wana be Eminem. Also it isn't "Nigger" it's "Wigger" cos im takin the piss you see. Do sum research before you shout your mouth off on the internet hating on people to make yourself sound like a hard man.

[fazzasixers]

Why does colour matter in music? jus cos im doing urban music which is predominantly associated with black artists. So what. If you don't like it, fair play, it's your own opinion, bout how about you say the musics shit, as you do, and don't take a cheap shot at me over the internet. You don't know me, so don't call me a shit bag.Oh well, peeps like you make me laugh, but jus thought i'd let you know I, 0Two, have read this and taken your really usefull comments into account. Haters die slow.

[adris786]

Shit tune

[Dannidoodle]

Pretty good - reminds me of Birofunk