DON'T SHOOT!!!!

[eliranh111]

He doesnt want to die...

[Quate32]

i like how he says it as he runs away

[calvinbush1]

i cant spend my cut if im dead

[OrangeJews1138]

What does he really say?

[Qteri1]

@OrangeJews1138 I have yet to figure that out. Bear in mind I've watched this video about 10 times.

[Shadow78954]

@OrangeJews1138 "I can't spend my cut if i'm dead, can I?"

[zarrnet]

I don't think he wants to die

[basjumper002]

"Don't shoot! I give up!"

"He's giving up! Shoot him!"

[eliranh111]

CANT SMELL MY CUM IF IM DEAD, CAN I?

[billytamer]

Ezio has the calming touch

[fluffyflaver69]

can't spend my cut if I'm dead can i!?

[alexstarwars100]

@fluffyflaver69 Looks like yes O_o

[Duckfooted]

He don't want to die

[godlikekitten]

Looks like something out of a 4kids dub.

[rollo12000]

Y R U playing french games?

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@rollo12000 You need to jump off a cliff.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

I love how he claims he can't smell his cunt while dead EVEN WHEN HE'S RUNNING AWAY.

[alexstarwars100]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder I thinks he's saying not smell but spent.

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@alexstarwars100 Can't spend my cunt if I'm dead, can I?

[Grimmomega]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder

I DON'T WANT TO DIE

[sniperquasi]

CANT SMELL MY CUNT IF IM DEAD, CAN I?!

[MrFrumpymeat]

I should warn you I have a shield the size of a bullet and if you hit me there your plan will be foiled you'l be the laughing stalk off me!

[rawrrr22]

Shoo.

[ResidentPoo]

0:36 Cheers for the clip, you can go now.

[aoinokitsune]

"Don't move a muscle or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns! " - yugioh abridged

im pretty sure that sums up my thoughts on this video

[alienhell663]

'YOUR INVISIBLE GUN IS NO MATCH FOR ME.'

[toadshaw91]

"I dot Juan to dye!"

[xAlpha840x]

Excuse me mister... you're doing it wrong...

[creatorofGandP]

is he playing his air violin?

[BK181294]

Stay out of my territory

[thebenmyster101]

If that was me I would of shot him in the back when he was running away.

[khkilla12]

OMFG I laughed so hard at the part where as the bandit is running away he's just talking to himself.

[grein545]

Short-term memory loss is a serious problem

[Stickbabiga]

Sometimes, it just takes a little push...

[RDino9]

*reads description* I see what you did there...

[WerbalKint]

PUTS THE ASS IN ASSASSIN'S CREED...... twice.

[nitpicker42]

Summary of every person who accuses mot of foul play in getting his glitches:

"This looks hacked. I can tell from some of the bugs and from seeing quite a few hacks in my time."

[MrCombineGuy]

The curse of Mot strikes again!

[Imetysaw]

Really, do you daily put your CD copy of the game in a bucket of water to get all these glitches?

[BronzeTurd]

A Gentle Push solves everything.

[Zoombot]

*pap pap pap pap pap*

shooooooooooooosh

*pap pap pap*

[GeneralDouchington]

What are you doing!? Don't think! Shoot!

[theREALChadsexinton]

And then the Bandit went to China.

[insertclichename]

Let me just say that I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

[dacasman]

I finally get it. hes saying "can't spend my cut if I'm dead, can I"

[WeaselWJ]

@dacasman Thanks captain obvious.

[MarijuanaSmoothies]

I like the glitch in Brotherhood where you can just kill the same guard over and over again

[rofldood1]

CAN'T SPELL MY HUNT IF I'M DEAD, CAN I?

[dacasman]

con sped my cud if im dead ken I?

[WhatDaFurk]

I know that feel bro..

[jhohcable]

Just like I thought, gentle push is the solution to all problems.

[bowtoyourmaster]

He doesn't want to die.

[diminion3000]

you could say he wasn't (puts glasses on) well armed...YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Karahaut]

I've always been curious: are you playing on PC with a gamepad?

[GrandHighGamer]

@Karahaut He must do, no way you'd get video that clean from anything less than a direct recording with FRAPS or similar.

[jordan9331]

STop !! U violated the I DONT WANT TO DIE!!!

[darkdonkey147]

I swear motdef just's goes into the game files and deletes random shit to get this kind of crap to happen xD

[icegryphon]

I use to get glitches on PC games all the time when I use to play PC games.

Lets face it Developers have just become more lazy/bad with code nowadays.

I am not surprised Motdef finds these because, hell even I have glitches on my Console Games. It is sloppy programming and lack of error checking within thousands and thousands of lines of code.

[Xoid900]

Motdef have you ever considered attempting a career of unintentionally bugtesting something else then videogames? I feel like a lot of lives could be saved if you did.

[veilx]

Everyone's always asking how mot get's glitches on games.

Copious amounts of methamphetamine on his Sandy Bridge i5.

[WalterPeck1]

*crow*

[jedisociety]

Imagine Mot playing monopoly with other people...

[kamilfreeman]

@jedisociety Monopoly glitches out, everyone loses

[jedisociety]

@kamilfreeman Monopoly glitches out, the same goes for his friends.

[IntermissionForBunny]

@jedisociety Having played a board game with him before I can assure you that he is just as good at exploiting that (though I suppose that game was already broken, wasn't it?)

[kamilfreeman]

And now i want to buy the game just to see if i get those glitches too.

[raphaelmigliori]

I played this game with no glitches, how the fuck have you already gotten a zillion of them.

[pes003]

Motdef plays a game. The game hates motdef and refuses to play. The End.

[YourAverageJoey]

so brown

[AboveElevated]

"Can't smell my cunt if Im, dead, can I"?

[ThatShortStack]

@AboveElevated Considering I just commented saying that... Eh, but you know it's cool.

[AboveElevated]

@ThatShortStack I swear I commented it before I read your comment. Hit post, read yours, slapped myself.

[Namikagekun]

CANT SMELL MY COCK IF IM DEAD, CAN I?

[matthill14]

@motdef no

[ThatShortStack]

"Can't smell my cunt if I'm dead can I?"

[blackdeamon1928]

@ThatShortStack LOL!

[kingbooforums]

@ThatShortStack oh you'd be suprised...

[ThePistolero909]

@kingbooforums im sure he would

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

LB

Call Ass Ass ins

[QuackJAG]

CAN'T SPEND MY CUT IF I'M DEAD, CAN I.

[jsDX11]

I take it you play on PC with an Xbox 360 controller?

[km099]

Go home and be a family man

[DarkSignal59]

no mesere,you cannot ಠ_ಠ

[lusteraliaszero]

censored version

[RedUnit10]

Perhaps the producers of AC send glitched copies just to mot.

[Korean81880]

did it crash?

[BushFries]

Seriously mot. How the fuck do you get so many glitches?

[360guyftw]

@BushFries ACRevelations.exe

open with notepad

delete a bunch of text

enjoy broken game

[motdef]

@360guyftw Copying other people's "jokes" from my other videos is really cool and you should definitely keep doing it

[Kbcamaster42]

@motdef They're just glitching, it's like an AI bug in humanity.

[360guyftw]

@motdef Yes, i should and you can't stop me.

[RedRedFortune]

@360guyftw Except then the game doesn't run :|

[360guyftw]

@RedRedFortune

:|

[Muliox82Gamer]

@BushFries

1. Buy a game

2. Throw it on Radiation

3. Play the game

4. ???

5. PROFIT!

[domokunt]

@BushFries fishing for glitches



[n11lc2]

@BushFries lost packets

[MankyGrape]

@BushFries He probably opens the .ini file of the game in notepad and just deletes a massive chunk of text, I'm being serious :P

[LiamNeesonsDick]

@MankyGrape

"I'm being serious"

Then you're a fucking retard.

[MankyGrape]

@LiamNeesonsDick "LiamNeesonsDick"

Then you're a fucking faggot.

Yes, I love Manky Grapes.

[ScootRush]

@MankyGrape

You clearly don't get the reference.

[MankyGrape]

@ScootRush No I don't.

[LiamNeesonsDick]

@MankyGrape

Son, the only faggot here is the one that uses emoticons.

(You.) 

[MankyGrape]

@LiamNeesonsDick Wow, you're a fucking spastic. Welcome to the internet :P

[LiamNeesonsDick]

@MankyGrape

No, please, stop. It hurts to watch your outstanding gayness. 

[MankyGrape]

@LiamNeesonsDick Ha! Says the one who's username highlights a fucking man's cock, you disgusting faggot.

[LiamNeesonsDick]

@MankyGrape

No please, the penises just keep flooding your mouth, please stop. 

[harbourlunatic23]

@MankyGrape what an original copied comment

[PlayStylish]

@MankyGrape Yeah, because Ubisoft doesn't just shovel out massive piles of glitchy shit they call video games. Must be him causing all this.

[MankyGrape]

@PlayStylish He gets this on a lot of games, so regularly that he can make a popular youtube channel by featuring them.

[YouNeedIce]

@BushFries He purchases a special edition of every game, this special edition has every glitch the developers discovered, and decided to leave in just for him.

[cooldude1886]

@BushFries Don't you know? Mot and Criken pay off devs to send them the buggiest build they could possibly make

[Trannisaurus]

Do you play these games for anything other than the glitches, anymore?

[M30W3R]

He just needed a pat on the back, poor guy~

[SabuDato]

@M30W3R This comment warms my heart.

[alvinnope]

GOTY.

[slothonsake]

the poor man's in shock.

[GrimylX]

Motdef, do you get your games from Risky?

[kloggeddrain]

how HIGH do you even have to BE

[rofldood1]

@kloggeddrain Just as high as the rent. Too damn high.

[sounnikoura]

i don't want to die

[zrtec2]

lol'd

inb4 300 views

[F33lg00dm4n]

I feel like I can be progressive without being offensive. 

[boristrap]

0:34 "Its ok... Go...RUN!!"

[360guyftw]

ASS ASS INS CREED: SMOKE WEED REVELATIONS GOTYAY

[TehSargentman]

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A HAND GUN! AHHAHAHAHHAHSHHAAHHAHHAHA

[Thatguywiththepenis1]

@TehSargentman lol

[crazychilidog]

Ah, the ol' invisible gun trick. I use to do that back in nam....

[2noobmusic]

another masterpiece by motdef