Tom Green Swears in french Canadian

[catbaril444]

hahaha il le fait bien le calisse !

good job tom!

[apopish]

I learned all these while in basic training in quebec from my french instructors lol

[Greek4Life13Pao]

This reminds me off home. Quebec+Greece

[MrOrion92]

Wow, his ''calisse'' is spot on!

[MarquisCaulaincourt]

@Barnakos Worse than Fuck? I disagree completely. I find our curse words WAY milder than "Fuck".

[PrincessAzulaSozin]

Y prononce meme po comme du osti! Criss d'empoté!

[CollMomo1]

Coup de coeur: Sylvie..... TABARNAK !!!

[michaeldudeoo1]

crisse de tabarnak! xD

[flon57]

swearing in french against the church is the most offensive, he is saying chalice, which the priest holds in mass with the wine, and tabernacle which houses the body of christ, which are the hosts, which is what you put into your mouth

[Japp38ja]

j'VEUX DIRE QUE ENTRE CA PIS MANGER UN BOL DE MARDE A TV YA PAS GRAND DIFÉRENCES. c'est de manquer de respect pour l'ouditoir et pour lui meme par ricochet... mais le respect... aah pis pfff fm'en sacre ( tan ka parler de sacrage)

[rameitori]

church words arent really offensive lol

[scarfacedaboss]

@rameitori yes but for us it dosent had church meaning hostie de calisse de tabarnak for u is fucking fuck of fuck lol know m'sayin

[RyanRocks1998]

If this is very offensive than my family and my neighborhood is in debt to the swear jar

[JohnMoonlord]

His "calisse!" is particularly good!

[Japp38ja]

Pauvre... Triste... Lamentable... Honteux... Ridicule... Indignant... Révoltant...

[knightinboot]

@Japp38ja sont tous des mots :) une phrase maintenant ? Tu trouve cela révoltant ?

[slaniss]

C'est mauvais ciboire !!

[Aznar245]

calisse de tabarnak!

[cowgirlxchloe]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA y la trop bien pour un anglophone ! : P

[Sveners50]

sylvie.....TABARNAK! lmao

[kolargol]

you can swear like that in english these are church words like holy tabernacle and holy chalice 

[laflecheqc]

check l'autre smatte qui essaie de sacrer comme un québecois simonak!

[Damien00011]

Ahhh Tom green ye trop hot, respect

[FREEZERQC]

gagne de kriss Cé drole lmonde voudrait la paix mais sont meme pas capable de s'entendre aik  leur esti dvoisin dé kriss denglais dmarde think big sti 'Kick Montreal out of quebec and canada

[kolargol]

@FREEZERQC t un beau cave toé hein?

[RandomGal555556]

Isn't tabarnak = fucking? LOL i thank "bon cop bad cop" for teaching me that.

[Crusae2000]

@RandomGal555556 non, Tabarnak(tabernacle) is actually a church word, the Tabernacle. To fuck, in french, is Fourrer.

Ostie is the "round bread" the priest gives you. We use church words to "swear". Way back when you'd jam a finger in the doorway, instead of saying "bad words" you'd use nice church words - like you'd twist your foot among a crowd, insead of saying "Ouch, fuck!" you'd say "holy church, that hurt!" or "Sweet Jesus, that hurt"....

[Crusae2000]

@Crusae2000 and over time those "nice church words" were being used more and more at inappropriate moments and eventually became 'swears'.... Like the gay word way back when meant Happy, Joyful... now Gay is almost a bad word... just trying to make some kind of example

[Aznar245]

@Crusae2000 Thanks for the explanation to this. I was stumped as to why holy words meant to swear.

[darthrevan6]

@RandomGal555556

Not at all.

[flownet07]

C'est pas si mal... Le plus genant, c'est quand un Francais sacre en essayant d'imiter les Québécois! Avec leur accent, ca nous met la plotte à terre!!!!

[BabyGersh]

somebody teach me french

[scage12]

o yeah quebec all the way tabarnak!

[ACommonCourtesy]

Beautiful, it's magnifique how george is trying to explain it, and he just keeps going en tabaranak.

[jpriki1234]

hahah yes tabarnak . vive le québec

[FilmsQC]

/watch?v=jOO4UonnoPg

[ricois3]

@Groscaca69 beau nom YouTube! XD

[RENEDU2]

minorities rulz

[Dixafix]

lol funny

[jinxatthelibrary]

Quebec <3

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

i like how you can conjugate french swear words

[Juicexlx]

My top 5 :

1- Ostie de marde ! (Crappiest shit ever !)

2- Mon ostie de chien sale ! (A dickhead that I'd like to see dying)

3- M'a t'en calisser une ! (I'm gonna smack that silly face of yours)

4- Ferme ta criss de gueule ! (Shut your fucking ugly mouth)

5-Tabarnak ! (The Swiss knife of swearing: name, verb, adjective. Anything goes!)

[ladjable]

@Juicexlx Tabarnack = super offensive to French Canadians... as majority of them are majorly Catholic and your cursing the 'tabernacle' that holds the communion (y'know the "body" of baby-Jesus).

srs stuff.

[groscaca69]

@ladjable man, that is old, it is considered as bad education, but it won't offence a lot of people anymore... But back in the 60's, it would be really heavy metal stuff :P

[bengacris]

@ladjable we are always using Tabarnak lol, there's not a big place for religion in this...

[groscaca69]

@Juicexlx hahaha, we are good to used them as verb or adjective. lol!

[catbaril444]

Il la bien le Calisse xD

[DariusKant]

i am a real french canadien tabarnak, and it is so good to be able to say all we have to say with so much way. our insult are so great, not like those english insult like traditional fuck you fuck you fuck you mouhaaaaa

if i was flexible, i would fuck my self with pleasure tabarnak!

yea baby!

[ipheltu]

wtf did he say? in english please

[miniplus9]

Salbernek!

Sylvie, TABERNAK!

CAWLISE.

CAWLISe.

Ahahah trop drole! xD

[Ofionnain]

He sucks at it, at least he got ''Caliss'' right! xD

[Hootshot112]

hahaha! It's even funnier when people don't know what it means! hahaha it's like worst than saying "fuck"

[Cuntexplosion]

so what did he say?! ^^

[goupil418]

@Cuntexplosion he just said Tabarnak, Caliss and osti, thoses are the worst swear you can use on TV.

[verbod]

at least he knows more french than most english Quebecers.

[kokajr]

I miss Quebec!!

[mzzsneddonn]

@kokajr moi aussi

[hoboterror]

not a good example, accent is horrible

[SovietMudkipTheTiger]

im from quebec ,my first language is french ,but im no french canadian.

Hi,I'm a canadian ,I think quebec separatism is stupid,its everywhere in the education system and the politics ,I cant find english books in library ,cant talk english at the store ,policemen dont even know english for most of them ,theyre also just as corrupted as the politicians.

As soon as you criticize them ,you get into trouble ,you get called racist ,you get called a biggot.

I'll tell you what quebec is

Nazi canada

[AtashiwaChii]

Hey oublier pas Esti de vidange! lol Sacrament aussi

[JoLRoD]

TABARNAK! Y'en a 20 qui on manque le "Like Button"! OSTIE D'CALISSE!

[JoLRoD]

SAINT-SACRAMANT! Yé bon lui sti!

[TheFlowerfaery]

My cousin can swear in French. Its funny when he starts screaming French curse words in his room. LOL

[bouchandre]

teuabeuarnéack!

[richardmtl]

you`re a dink

[open4soul]

hahaha he's starting having the accent at 0:27 you have to punch your word a little

[lolastarsandstripes]

Ça, ça m'énerve, c'est comme les français qui essayent de sacrer. Quand t'as pas l'accent, quand tu sais pas exactement comment les utiliser, tu sacre pas... Surtout pas à la télé....

This really bugs me, it' slike when french people try to swear in french canadian... You don't do it if you don't have the accent and you don't really know how to use them... especially on tv...

[yabadabadanyb]

Sacrament......ou....Crisse.

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

these would be bleeped in quebec

[verbod]

@MikeTupperTheKiller

we dont bleep in Québec fyi. You can say what ever you want at any time of the day on radio and telivision.

[Barnakos]

Hey, he's good !!! .... But man!, you don't say those words on TV... these are WAY worse than your unversatile F* word

Funny thing with our swears, you can create your original daily combo, for instance:

I hit my toe on the table's leg: Calisse!

I find my girlfriend cheating with my brother: Esti de Calisse de ciboire de criss d'ostie d'bout d'viarge de tabarnak!

[Wheelyman]

@Barnakos Let's refer to the movie Bon Cop Bad Cop for a little..... demonstration of our conjugaisons de verbes et construction de phrases!

[praisetobob]

@Barnakos : crisse moins zut tabanaque

[STdeKaliss]

@Barnakos Worse than the F word??!!? WRONG!! You can hear that kink of stuff on TV during the day in Quebec. Try and find a TV show that would allow the F or even the S word to be used uncensored during day time... excactly.

[knightinboot]

@1918bibi but so does Tabarnack, saying sacred thing is only offensive in a manner were you give credibility to said religious thing... I don't give any credibility to the church so saying tabarnack in front of my is like saying gizmo or jewels or bench... It's a word like another which refers to a religious item... The only person who can be affected by this are religious freak and people who grew up under the dogma of catholic church (so about anybody who were raise before 1980.)

[UneILEuneVille]

@knightinboot

exacte...sauf que 1980 tu y vas fort...peut-être pas...à partir de quand exavtement que les églises se sont vidé d`un coup ? le discours de nos élites sont devenus anti-cléricaux dans les années 60 mais bon...mais n`oublie pas une chose : les enfants qui ont grandis dans les années 80 ont été élevés par des parents nés dans les années 40-50-60... sacrer pour les Québécois c`est vulgaire et ce même si ça fait deux générations nous ne sommes plus pratiquants.

[Barnakos]

@STdeKaliss Oui c'est pire que le ''F'' word'', c'est juste que nous autres on joue moins les vierges offencees pour la censure

[WhollyMax]

@STdeKaliss It's kinda the same. I use both the F word and my usual swear from Quebec. The only difference is that in Quebec, we don't fear to show swearing. If we had the same political view than USA, all those "esti" and "tabarnak" would have been censored. Sorry if my english is not perfect, but I hope you understood my point.

[knightinboot]

@Barnakos I don't agree with you, swearing in québécois is very casual, they don't even censor it on national television, althought in the U.S saying fuck is frown upon and censor and consider highly offensive. So saying that it's way worse.. I don't agree.. but whatever :P

[DrLupi420]

sa c drole en tabarnak

[falouchelo]

osti kyé hot lui men wouhahahaha criss kyé hot!!!

[Dracopol]

The French-Canadians used the most awful offensive imagery they could think of, which was taking the name of Roman Catholic implements of worship and beliefs in vain. The 70's comedy group Les Cyniques said there was even a grammar to it. Don't say, "Ah c't une Christ de belle fille..." Say "Ah c't une VIERGE de belle fille..." Don't say, "Ah c't un Christ de bon vin..." Say, "Ah c't un CIBOIRE de bon vin..." !

[Dracopol]

Ah, found it. Search for "Les Cyniques - Le Cours de Sacres".

[celebretycy111]

HAHA! hilarious, hes actually not thaaat bad, his "cauliss" was good.

[hotspur666]

Oh! Quand j'étais chez, mon père...

Christ, Câlisse, tabarnacle de Saint Ciboire,

Oh! Quand j'étais chez mon père,

ON S'FAISAIT BATTRE À COUPS D'BÂTON!!!

[laddo79]

Ciao!

I do not speak french sorry....I am looking for french canadian tv series from early 90s...was based in la Tuque possibly ''Tell it to my hear'' in English...any one remebers?

[erimac1000]

"Sylvie...!?!?! TABARNAK !!!!!!"

LOL

[WorldOfDruidesse]

Ouin son 'Coliss' est vraiment bon lollll

[mogwai142]

Lol his 'coliss' is really good.

[Sephiroth1219]

In these comments: Quebecers trying to look good by saying Tom sucks at swearing in French Canadian, thus giving them another reason to flame non french-speaking people.

Je suis Quebecois, btw.

[oldpedophile]

@Sephiroth1219 What u just say is predjudice. Youre not better than the people you,re accusing of ''flaming other people''

[quebecno1]

tabarak de criss d'osti

[eggbaax]

hahaha

'Tabarnac Sylvie!'

[Barnakos]

Wow, he almost have the perfect accent.... But I gotta tell you, saying these word is much more percussive than those wussy ''shit'' and ''fuck''... Our swears have more impact

[Vinncee91]

@Barnakos Lol presque l'accent...presque...

[GreenEileen]

Bahaha franchement, y connaît juste 3 sacres? Tabarnak, esti et caliss... Ya criss, viarge, ciboire pis cibole aussi. Et d'autres que je me rappelle pas! Je sacre pas ben ben.

[YakSa86]

@GreenEileen , m'as t'aider sacrament d'esti de maudit de criss de coliss de tabarnak de cimonak de taboire de ciboire de cibole de cimonak de sapristi de mautadit de calvaire de viarge, caline! (Et des milliards d'autres). Si Tom Green était capable de dire tout ça, wow... Il est déjà pas pire avec les 3 sacres... :D

[shoyur]

@GreenEileen wow t'as réussi à oublier SACRAMENT !!!

[GreenEileen]

@shoyur Ben kin :p Je vous avais prévenu

[razamaer]

Criss stais drôle lol XD!!

[ImmerWeddinger]

Hahaha, booty call on youtube? Greasy.

[SarahLee1]

@ImmerWeddinger LMAO that's how it goes down. LOL jk, I just enjoy being a shit disturber.

[HeartHasWings]

Btw it's tabarnak, caliss, criss and esti or osti

[jonnykaspe]

On peut ben avoir l'air cave sur la scene internationale avec des clonw comme toi! By the way, très bon vidéo.

[HomemadeThing]

what is funny?! isnt like a real QUÉBECOIS CALISS!

[HeartHasWings]

@SarahLee1 only if your cute

[flumox77]

Tabarnak*

[CanadianPancakes]

@TuturFilm Ferme ta gheule morceau de merde tu sais meme pas comment parler le Francais. Fiche le camp

[g2g4m10]

@TuturFilm

[truvelocity]

He is saying Chalice, Tabernacle, and that's about it. In French Canadian, its pretty bad.

[engrish2006]

@truvelocity Didn't he also say "hostie?" I think I heard him say that as well.

[burnoutp28]

@truvelocity

[truvelocity]

@burnoutp28 Yes?

[vomitrelish]

ostie d colisse de tabarnak de criss de tabarnak...eh caltor

[showrulZ]

always funny to hear english people trying to get our accent !! TABARNAK, theres still way to go Tom but not bad.... but swearing in French (quebec) is way more offensive than english

[funkin10]

Totally agree with you

[whygod1105]

What are some dirty words in french then?

[Jimbro84]

Oh yeah it's so fucking funny to make fun of the three words you know in quebec french you fucking dumbass you contribute in making us look like swearing retards you look like a monkey and by the way, your music sucks big time.

[90fairladyz32]

haha that. is. funny.

[Arkon111]

so epic

[ZombiePlague]

hahahaha, offensive stuff and swearing are always the first thing to be learned...

Vraiment bon!

[drifterls]

Hey Green,,your a fucking idiot.

[nightsoldier1112]

he's pronunciation is actually pretty darn good. MON TABARNAK!!

[sonnybrakes]

No doubt, he's from Ottawa and probably is French, qual vert.

[freakyrawen]

well, he is Canadian so it's not that shocking

[filthyassmonkey]

GEORGE!

[dinamo4889]

tu est un belle mec he said? I don't understand what he said? Used to speak Le frencais Parisian.

[eleph4nt]

@dinamo4889

He says "tabarnak" which is a swear for french canadians :P

[jpqc15]

Arguing on the Internet is just like participating at the Special Olympics, because even if you win, you are still retarded... So plz SHUT UP.

[ruffnick]

ahah you`re all really lame.  Tabernaque.!

[strad5]

Wow.....J'aurais jamais pu croire que George Strouoikhjfkgkjndfkjndjdfsdban­apulous serais une bitch d'un talk show tell que le Tom Green show.....

[PIAPIANIPIANOPANIER]

stun vrai tabarnak lui

[unchatsurlatete]

ahahah , il sacre bien :P

[champagneslyd]

merci pour la promo tabarnak de colise,,,loll,,,

[TheQuebeCity]

hahahahaha tabarnak !

[champagneslyd]

@TheQuebeCity promo,,,loll

[TheMwahaha92]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!­!!! tabarouette tres drole!!!! XD

[tehachi]

HAHAAHAHHH TOTALLY HILAROUS =P

Québec rocks, man... Especially our swearings =D

[NoFaceLeft]

i just love the way he swearing, funny stuff ! I GOT ERECTION ! criss de pas d'Arnak. TOM GREENRRRGHH

[MichaelBlondin]

biglandfarm: dude you are confused, those words are not used in France..

[NoFaceLeft]

QUÉBEC TABARNAK !!! :)

[lilo621]

Est-ce que les anglophones rient tous comme ça lorsqu'ils nous entendent sacrer ?

Do anglophones all laugh like that when they hear us swearing?

[canox21]

jai rester 3 ans en ontario pis yen on jamais assez dentendre sacrer !!! aaaahhhhhh bin tabarbak de calisss de maudit prete chien dsiboir!!! :P

steph.. la sarre quebec

[Anghellik9]

lolol

[ringting]

TABERNAC OSTIE he is fucking hilarious

[stevencool104]

Why does he keep saying "Host", "Chalice" and "Tabernacle" in French?

[AndreasThorvaldsen]

calisse tabarnak - it's swears in french canadian

[biglandfarm]

to steven host mean fuck.....but its not really french canadian, its more french french

[NoFaceLeft]

non tabarnak, c'est direct de québec, dude :) I just love to see Green swearing. it makes my new year

[tehachi]

Sorry, not at all. In France, nobody will say "Tabarnak", they'll say "Putain de merde".

Trust me, I'm a Quebecker, I swear this way. My grandparents are french, and they really but really DO NOT swear like that.

[kingofallthedamned]

no its not XD XD its directly from Quebec... jel c jvis la caliss :P

[1unusedname]

Oh and that word is calisse.

[Swagman8]

calice is the word not calisse

[1unusedname]

No they are both right.

[TTamRR]

ouais ben il en connait 2-3

C'est fou comme chaque fois que quelqu'un pas grand chose d'une langue le peu qu'il/elle sait est généralement vulgaire

And hey I heard you Canadians were sometimes surprised to learn that we speak french in Québec ? Is it really not-well-known ?

[100SmilesAway]

TBKKKKKK.

[gnragnarok]

monsieur1jourdain ... peut-être mais tu devrais continuer tes pages d'histoire le grand car le mot canadien ne représente plus du tout la même signification pour nous les québécois donc réveille! haha!

[valeriegos]

pfffffff

[millyECSTACY]

HAHAHAHA THATS ITTTTT TABARNACK.

vive les québécois

[cubanjocker]

pas les quebecois le quebec moron

[enyce699]

fuck les quebequois vive les ontarien

[perrnic]

@enyce699 tes un ostie de gros enculer pour cracher sur ton pays dememe. si tu le fais ces probabblemen parce que tu un un inculte petit imbecile sans culture parce que tu sera que ces ici que les premier fondement du canada se sont fait. ces ici que Jacques Cartier a mis le pied en premier en 1534 alors lorsque tu crashe sur le quebec tu crache sur le drapeau du canada et donc je peut te jurer que si tu etait devant moi je n'esiterais pas une seconde a te fusiller sur la place public

[enyce699]

si tu relis moi message jai jaimais dit que je crashais sur le quebec esti depais jai dit " fuck les quebecois" jai aucune affaire contre le quebec. pis je pensais pas que quelqun aurrais sa au serieux jai des bon amis qui son quebecois. mais c vrai quand i dise que des quebecois son juste des nouffie qui ce son pas rendu en ontario. lol aumoin tu connait ton histoire lol

[perrnic]

nempeche tes un criss de cave non mias lets go. FUCK LES ARABE ben quoi jai des ami qui sont arabe. tes vraiment un cave sans culture. tu dit que tu crache pas sur le quebec mais tu dit fuck les québécois. au derniere nouvelle les québécois sont toute personne demeurant au québec so fuck you.

[enyce699]

non des quebequois c des nouffie qui se son jamais rendu en ontario

[JFguitar22]

@enyce699 l'ontario c'est laid

[lilo621]

Doux chien chien, doux doux...