This was way too easy--everrryone who's ever heard about bonobos know they're like megasex critters hence stuff like Sex at Dawn pointing out how we're closer to them in body shape and behavior etc... and less like chimps. They're also lesbian sweeties with the 2 girls rubbing clits. Yep. :P Giraffes, though, they have a craptastic 300 days stuffed with too-long legs/necks, omg to be a giraffe.
I think this is the first time in the history of my playing Truth or Fail that I actually got two answers right because I really knew them and not because I guessed. Though I did guess on the first one. So far I'm 3-0, woot!
I knew it was the other one when he said the other anima was the only species other than Humans to kill each other. Yesterday I did a test, and it had a story about a shark killing another shark. It was a true story.
I surprisingly got this not because I know about hyena pseudopenii (snicker) but because I know that lions and dolphins also commit murder, so the other option was wrong.
Despite the pain and discomfort birthing/sex would inevitably bring I still kinda want to be a hyena now. Come on, how often can a girl "I'VE got a bigger dick than you"
But of course! Bonobos are constantly gettin' freaky with each other. They're the most docile of all our animal-relatives because they trade sex for EVERYTHING. It's awesome.
We learned about those monkeys in biology, and they literally get in a fight, reconcile, and then have sex. Any gender, any time. But ughghgh about lady hyenas.
Whereas I knew the last one from the New York Times, I know this one from a poem my friend wrote about Shenzi the Hyena (from the Lion King) raping Claudius, Hamlet's uncle. I get my knowledge from very weird sources.
I-I... Got them all so far.
anticswithmydogz 1 week ago
I knew it because on 'Lion King 2' the girl lion wanted to kill Simba...
marchingtothedrums1 1 month ago
Bonobos make love, not wat. 8)
iluvmypuddycat 1 month ago
I know this because dolphins murder porpoises for sport.
0verdarainbow0 1 month ago
I considered cheating and googling these questions
Then I thought about what my parents would say if "Snail sex" showed up on our internet history.
PhlyingPhonograph 2 months ago 11
I considered googleing these questions.
Then I thought about what my parents would say "snail sex" was in our history.
PhlyingPhonograph 2 months ago
YEAAAAH 2/3. because of the Lion King. hell yeah
ennayak113 2 months ago
I know this because I read On the Origin of Species: Poochyena and Mightyena on Bulbapedia
Wobbuffet0 3 months ago
Why have I known all the answers...? I'm rethinking my life.
SuperChalek 3 months ago
When you said clitoris, I blushed. Really, body? REALLY?
RAWRgoesme92 3 months ago 2
well right again
KiojiPokemaster 3 months ago
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Finally got one right!
starrynight1774 3 months ago
3/3 :(
crazyzippyfumblefish 3 months ago
I knew this because I had to learn alllll about bonobos in my Anthropology class haha good times
bridgetohc 3 months ago
TWO/THREE YES
MrElliotB 3 months ago
2/3
I knew this because of a discovery channel special lmao :P
SincerelyImpossible 3 months ago
3/3
honkifuh8bush123 3 months ago
1/3 :/
babblingmongoose 3 months ago
2/3
mrslovett78 3 months ago
... I know too much a bout animal sex D: 3/3 D:
KidTheFail 3 months ago
saw this on nat geo!
smacktalking 4 months ago
I knew this because I know WAYY TOO MUCH about bonobo sex. >.<
TinyBreakfastTable 4 months ago 74
knew it:)
cclairef 4 months ago
I just knew cause I read a book about animals, I learned so much terrible things
tanman1110 4 months ago
bonobos are highly sexual and their society is very peaceful
lephong 4 months ago
WHO SAYS you don't learn anything from truth or fails?!?
JibertyKataangisLove 4 months ago
I knew this because the leader of the hyenas in the Lion King was a girl.
TheWoozyFloozy 4 months ago 150
0/3 Gaaaaah! I really want that book!
NerdPantsWithButtons 4 months ago
3/3 :D
LarissaWasHere 4 months ago
Thank you QI book of animals ^_^
HyperactiveNarwhal 4 months ago
i wish i never knew about traumatic insemination and pseudo penises....
thecomfyshirt 4 months ago
i picked this because of the irony
mexicankid43 4 months ago
3/3
Greginda11 4 months ago
2/3
xqueseraserax 4 months ago
2/3
rabbitwho 4 months ago
3/3
EmMthereal 4 months ago
why do i know this??........man i watch too much animal planet lol
gewkbokx89 4 months ago
Ants murder one another as well.
SenseandCommon 4 months ago
I chose this one only because I know bonobos will fuck at the drop of a hat lol.
procrastinator99 4 months ago
3/3
softballfreak22 4 months ago
i knew the other one was wrong because, thanks to discovery channel i learned that bonobos like humans, have sex for fun also
jongmagee 4 months ago
1/3
FunnyCoolMonkey264 4 months ago
This was way too easy--everrryone who's ever heard about bonobos know they're like megasex critters hence stuff like Sex at Dawn pointing out how we're closer to them in body shape and behavior etc... and less like chimps. They're also lesbian sweeties with the 2 girls rubbing clits. Yep. :P Giraffes, though, they have a craptastic 300 days stuffed with too-long legs/necks, omg to be a giraffe.
122172639 4 months ago
3 for 3! :D.
imnotuniqueimmonique 4 months ago
Im doing really well at this
kateandrespwns 4 months ago
woman with a 7 inch clit?!?!?! DO NOT WANT!!!
chibisven 4 months ago
3/3
ivoryashes 4 months ago
No i did not know...
this ones a bit harder... i might fail my wining streak.
MINTistheBombDigetty 4 months ago
yesssssssssssssssssssssssss
ConsoleBroadcast 4 months ago
3/3
devilprincess226 4 months ago
I gambled on the idea that nobody would make up the term pseudo-penis.
Wyrmknave 4 months ago
4/4! :)
kiterunners2 4 months ago
2/3... i know this is true because bonobo chimps have the motto "Make love, not war"... yay for studying primates!
itsbribriii 4 months ago
MIND BLOWN. I think I might have to law down now.
bnpixie1990 4 months ago
@bnpixie1990 lay...LOL that's how much my mind is blown right now.
bnpixie1990 4 months ago
yay right!!!!!
LoveBritz 4 months ago
3/3
pHvlogs 4 months ago
You're right, John, this IS awkward.
erinbates1 4 months ago 2
I knew it had to be true because animals murder each other all the time!
Loveisallyouneed73 4 months ago
3 down 2 to go
PinkAndAshys 4 months ago
I laugh when I'm nervous. For some reason, you talking hyenas made me crack up.
meenasaurusrex 4 months ago
2/3.
I kind of wish I was wrong.
LittlexLizzy 4 months ago 2
3/3 because of some UNFORTUNATE THINGS I HAVE LEARNED ugh
rupertsfuturewife 4 months ago
WHO says you learn nothing through "Truth or Fail"? Where are they? Bring them to me!
sepiasunrise 4 months ago
i know this because my friends said id be a hyena and they explained why :l this is 3/3
ChakraX2 4 months ago
@.@ omigosh
krazyeater 4 months ago
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3/3
Nilda76 4 months ago
woot woot 3 points!
KayKayMahoney 4 months ago
3/3
TaylorWentWonderland 4 months ago
I'm totally just clicking on the ones I wish were true.
pete275 4 months ago
2/3
thjudd 4 months ago
3/3
mecheyguy 4 months ago
3/3
PrincessKittyChan 4 months ago
thank u animal planet! :D 3/3
VampiricCharms 4 months ago
Snails ARE hermaphadites AND whomever is the winner is the one WHO does the stabbing UGH - I actually KNEW this about snails.
Antreus 4 months ago
THAT'S A FUCKING TRICK QUESTION YOU BASTARD!
Antreus 4 months ago
3/3
BowTiesareCoollike11 4 months ago
Is it weird that I knew this already?
EricBallard 4 months ago
Oh my god... the add that poped up as he spoke about the greeting each other was a dating site for geeks...
frostpaw 4 months ago
3/3
Umm... animals do murder each other, right? 'Cuz that's what I based my guess on.
WaterLily331 4 months ago
3/3 :D
AnnaRochaLopes 4 months ago
2/3 :D
emogurllygurl3 4 months ago
I think this is the first time in the history of my playing Truth or Fail that I actually got two answers right because I really knew them and not because I guessed. Though I did guess on the first one. So far I'm 3-0, woot!
geesealyse 4 months ago
I learn more than I'd care to know from Truth or Fail.
ScrodngrsCat 4 months ago
Am I the only one that thinks that John said Clitoris with a really weird pronunciation
NathanSatinSilver 4 months ago 215
@NathanSatinSilver I agree. The way he said "clitoris" made it seem like it was a dinosaur.
UndercoverAgent197 4 months ago
@UndercoverAgent197 Hahahahahhaha
NathanSatinSilver 4 months ago
@NathanSatinSilver Apparently you dont watch Seinfeld.
KoolThing14 4 months ago
@NathanSatinSilver its like tomato
TheDoctorWholigan 4 months ago
@NathanSatinSilver uhhhhhhhh no
MrRedneckfishgitter 4 months ago
3/3 woo!
slyfan64 4 months ago
john green said clitoris lol what is the world coming to :,)
Moonsong08 4 months ago
I knew it was the other one when he said the other anima was the only species other than Humans to kill each other. Yesterday I did a test, and it had a story about a shark killing another shark. It was a true story.
NargleSparkles 4 months ago
I was thinking of Shenzi from the Lion King and she's always bossing Banzai and Ed
kittykat1111111111 4 months ago
wait but like... so... they serve different purposes to human clitorises?
sopheeyaa 4 months ago
Knew about the Hyenas anyway, but Bonobos get it on with everyone around them. They basically treat sex as a hand shake.
JamesThWilliams 4 months ago
3/3 yay :D
celenameg 4 months ago
I surprisingly got this not because I know about hyena pseudopenii (snicker) but because I know that lions and dolphins also commit murder, so the other option was wrong.
ZombifiedDoom 4 months ago
I'm in AP Biology at school right now. XD
PerceptionsOfMe 4 months ago
3/3. ummmm
WendyWonderland 4 months ago
yes 3/3
WakeyWeirdo 4 months ago
OOOh Ya
kamikazecow123 4 months ago
Despite the pain and discomfort birthing/sex would inevitably bring I still kinda want to be a hyena now. Come on, how often can a girl "I'VE got a bigger dick than you"
chocolemonade 4 months ago
I'm only comforted about getting all 3 correct because you can tell which is true as he's more... excited when he's reading the true fact.
pkWreck 4 months ago
wow that's weird
jonw448 4 months ago
YAY! I KNOW A LOT ABOUT ANIMAL MATING! WHY AM I PROUD OF THIS!
ElpocoLoco23 4 months ago
you know both my parents are biologist and ive known all these facts since i was like 6
looking around i kinda wish i didnt know these facts 3/3
Dragonwing16 4 months ago
I could spend hours watching these videos
billybobway1 4 months ago
i only knew this because of Lion King >.<
EmmieJelly 4 months ago
@EmmieJelly wtf?? how
TheMexican941 4 months ago
@TheMexican941 hellooooooo! the girl hyena was totally in charge of Ed & that other hyena. They were her sidekicks haha
EmmieJelly 4 months ago
I knew this already. Why did I know this already? I don't remember learning this information, but I did.
YoNoSeGai 4 months ago
Thank you Psychology for teaching me about monkey murder!
DirectorInLabor 4 months ago
Yes 3/3 best I've ever done.
Heidi47 4 months ago
God that's amazing.
russianfantastico 4 months ago
I'm getting a strange boner from this vids........I sicken myself
camcam9998 4 months ago
the lion king shows the females are more domernant
TheDorkishLover 4 months ago
HEY BEING AN ANTHROPOLOGY MAJOR WAS HELPFUL.
thanks, random knowledge of bonobos!
nihaorachel 4 months ago
But of course! Bonobos are constantly gettin' freaky with each other. They're the most docile of all our animal-relatives because they trade sex for EVERYTHING. It's awesome.
OrionsChild 4 months ago
JOHN GREEN JUST SAID CLITORIS :o
PedanticAndWhimsical 4 months ago 359
whhhheeooowwwww
StDiablo1 4 months ago
I knew that coz in psychology I am studying Savage Romgbergh which is a study about bonobos
cosmiceclaire 4 months ago
Got em' all right
megzieroe 4 months ago
I don't think they inject their sperm and mate with the clitoris...That's a separate part of stimulation...Like humans.
ShaintheWolfman 4 months ago
Scary
ilostmymarbles 4 months ago
That was easy. Bonobos are famous for having a lot of how's you father.
InnocenceExperience 4 months ago
3/3 so far... on a roll
thenofxer 4 months ago
hehehe john said clitoris and erect... teehee oh and also i find it really said that i know this...
theonlytruerk9000 4 months ago
hahaha he says clitoris like a dinosaur -osaurus
crzyqgrl 4 months ago
only knew it because i knew bonobos have crazy sex all the time XD
orcaslug 4 months ago
3/3 :)
TheMatt7000 4 months ago
3/3 oh god
wannabesecretagent 4 months ago
I knew this because we're learning about infanticide in my anthropology class.
KayleeCommons 4 months ago
Learned this through Viral Video Film School!
HamletvsJawas 4 months ago
We learned about those monkeys in biology, and they literally get in a fight, reconcile, and then have sex. Any gender, any time. But ughghgh about lady hyenas.
Rumpelteazerpink 4 months ago
I got all three... I'm kinda concerned that I knew this stuff.
Maryposahh 4 months ago
WHOOP!
Onmywaytohogwarts 4 months ago
I think it's really sad that I know these already. I know too much about animal sex...
deathlightning55 4 months ago
Yes all 3! Psuedo-penis.
199789638 4 months ago
3/3! Ohmygod I've never done this well. I'm concerned that it happened to happen on an animal mating Truth or Fail..
punkipye 4 months ago
whoooo 3!!!
FemaleNerdatron 4 months ago
I'm wondering how long this stays on before someone flags it. I hope no one does
ayumihamano 4 months ago
Whereas I knew the last one from the New York Times, I know this one from a poem my friend wrote about Shenzi the Hyena (from the Lion King) raping Claudius, Hamlet's uncle. I get my knowledge from very weird sources.
HighKingTurgon 4 months ago
HOW AM I GETTING ALL THESE RIGHT?!?!? What the heck!
RiddleRavenness 4 months ago
i want to know how you make up the fake facts...they're just...so..random and DEATAILED
mayberry372 4 months ago
I chose this because in the Lion King, the female hyena was the boss... HECK YES :D 3/3
xochocochipxo 4 months ago
I knew this one because Johnny Carson had a Hyena on his show once.
Shaylob 4 months ago
2/3 woot i guess?
takid123 4 months ago
As soon as you said pseudo-penis I knew the correct answer.
iDetektiv 4 months ago
People say you learn nothing from truth or fail? Ah, these must be the people who get every one right. You learn so much more from failure.... :)
SiennaElderly 4 months ago
YES! 3/3
Drawkab303 4 months ago
3/3. I knew this one :)
TehPolarBearr 4 months ago
WHOOO! I feel smart getting all three right!
sherriahstargirl 4 months ago
i actually knew thnis one 100 percent........ im ashamed.
mangofiend333 4 months ago
@mangofiend333 I am not alone. I feel a little better. :)
SiennaElderly 4 months ago
OMG only game show i'm gonna win
Scrapsies 4 months ago
2/3 so far.
TheAnonymousAlfred 4 months ago
3 for 3 one more left
sir9swarlos 4 months ago
3/3
DiscClub6 4 months ago
3 in a row though number 2 was half luck
ender330 4 months ago
this is gross, but 3 for 3 :)
alicecullenx95 4 months ago
1/3 Woo Hoo!
HarryPotterIsLife109 4 months ago
3 in row :)
MathexVlogs 4 months ago
Oh shit! THIS is the one I get right?! 1/3
iOnlyUseBigGuns 4 months ago
I only choose this answer because Shenzi of the Lion King hyenas is a female. So glad I watched the Lion King on Saturday.
DizzyLiz11 4 months ago
finally my first perverted right one
HPpockadotwatch 4 months ago
thank you green porno
no1cares214 4 months ago
3/3! What is this madness?!?!?!?
mohopgold4747 4 months ago
I so knew the female was more dominant because of The Lion King.
WoahBackOff 4 months ago
@WoahBackOff same. Oh the things lion kind teaches us
bumleebee 4 months ago
never got one wrong :D yay<3
actuallydave 4 months ago
3/3 wow
defyingmyworld 4 months ago
Imagine you came to this video randomly. A video on hyena pseudo penises.
TheSoulOfAria 4 months ago 134
Could someone please help me, how do I make annotations like the ones in this video? :)
TomAteYourSweets 4 months ago
i knew this, because i knew bonobos loved sex...dont ask me why
i think this is the first truth or fail people are ashamed when they know which is right :l
oh! apart from the justin beiber one...
TheDuckielova 4 months ago
Frighteningly, I learned this in biology class haha
magenta1269 4 months ago
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Imagine John's history on google to find out those facts....
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