Variablast hates lettuce

[SecularNumanist]

@variablast

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[breakfastisgo]

Do you express a similar degree of rage towards Frank Zappa?

[SseBb]

how much crops of lettuce you've left?:P

[Hazy992]

I won't stand for needless violence against lettuce!

[luminousanomaly]

Variablast hates lettuce because he's a CABBAGEHEAD! /watch?v=n9Uu-SNqR9I

[kramcas2]

It's ok. I got drunk once and ruined a house plant.

[wearealltubes]

@kramcas2 Then I got frisky in the morning and ruined that yucca again, HooooGrah!

[ercvstr]

@variablast You literally sound like a schoolyard little pussy trying desperately to insult someone that isn't as worthless as you are and you fail miserably.

[ercvstr]

@variablast That response demonstrates my points perfectly.

[SecularNumanist]

@dulceybasey penisfart? lol interesting name for him

[PanzerDivisionBOM]

Proof positive that abuse is contagious! Score one for psychohistory.

[logicalchuck]

you get your point across even if you shred your lettuce

[oswald266]

WTF?

[1tofallen]

What is this thing you have with lettuce? Is it a fetish.

[premed2]

Now that's using you're head.

[AngryPunkPixie]

Oh no the lettuce :(

[DKshad0w]

Poor lettuce... what will we tell bacon and tomato?

[AtheistAltar]

I think he responds to every single comment made on every video about him. Wait for it......Wait for it.....

[ercvstr]

@variablast Give you a rest??? You fucking idiot. Fuck off and stop being such an attention whore. If you don't want people to respond to your garbage then why do you post it. You're a mess dude...a total and complete spectacle.

[ercvstr]

Dude, don't let Variablast get to you. He's an idiot. It's fascinating to see how completely obsessed he is with mundane pursuits that are of absolutely no consequence except to draw attention.

[oliverscott2007]

You blurt out what an idiot he is while making a huge mess over a lost temper! At least you didn't cut yourself, but bloody hell!

[SatanRobot]

How many lettuces must die before Variablast is over thrown? Lettuce mums howl to the moon

[breakfastisgo]

@SatanRobot Variablast isn't some robotic overlord superleader, he's just a guy who participates in some sort of movement. All of this rage directed toward him in an effort to "overthrow" him is obsessive silliness on the same level as being emotionally invested in the plot of the Care Bears movie. It's childish and absurd.

[SecularNumanist]

@variablast

I told you, I know everything. so I know you position isnt good.

[SubstancePrime]

Can I expect you to drop this subject any time soon? Or should I just settle in for more videos dealing with someone who deserves no attention.

[seoul75]

BRAVO!!! 5 stars! i really needed that laugh after working on a research paper for several days :)

[bdf2718]

Lettuce is indigestible and contains no nutrients. Unless you're a ruminant with a 4-chambered stomach. Or a rabbit. Rabbits let it pass through once, where it picks up bacteria that can break it down. Leave it to forment for a while then eat it.

So lettuce tastes no better and no worse than rabbit turds. No better or they'd only eat lettuce and starve. No worse or they'd only eat their own turds and starve.

A salad with raisins in is evil.

[Hereticbooks]

OMG! You ruined a fucking lettuce due to some tosser who doesnt mean anything.... You southern fuck!  (Just kidding, mate. I luv ya)

[LiberAnarchy]

lol Very lulzy sir

[the7thwreck]

lettuce means human now.

[Zaimren]

oh Iceberg (assuming it's iceberg) is horrible for you. You should be thanking Variablast for this one.

[SecularNumanist]

@Zaimren yes it was iceberg. Why is that bad for people?

[Zaimren]

@SecularNumanist  Ah maybe bad was a strong word. It has absolutely no nutritional value. It's a filler.

It's also evil...

[Hereticbooks]

@SecularNumanist

Iceberg isn't the BEST lettuce. But it works.

[wearealltubes]

@SecularNumanist The titanic.

[CappitranoBellephant]

@Zaimren It's not horrible for you, it's just less nutrious than other kinds of lettuce like romain, but there isn't anything detrimental about it.

[Zaimren]

@CappitranoBellephant  It's evil.

[rozeboosje]

Oh NOES not the LETTUCE *sob*

[SecularNumanist]

@rozeboosje im sorry you had to see this

[rozeboosje]

@SecularNumanist *sob* I'll get over it. I have to be strong.

[phenixwryter]

: D

He ruined your lettuce. Now you won't become famous and makes lots of money and be on Larry King.

Sorry 'bout that, dude.

[SkidRowRadio]

i think someone should call CPS - Cabbage (&other green stuff) Protection Services

[Gettinghitonattheban]

.... Why do you have lettuce in your dorm?

[SecularNumanist]

@Gettinghitonattheban because I have a mini fridge rather than a shared kitchen.

[Gettinghitonattheban]

@SecularNumanist

That explains a lot.

[fruitikay]

Man.... :( I loved that lettuce. It was sexy.

[SecularNumanist]

@fruitikay

sexier than my rage face?

[fruitikay]

@SecularNumanist It's sure competition, but I kept rewinding and rewinding at that part while laughing so hard. I had never seen you that mad before XD. It was a bit shocking.

[SecularNumanist]

@TheLieutenantdan605

Are you kidding me? Is it really you?

[NameFreedom]

@SecularNumanist

His belief here is based on induction too... Are his claims true?

At what point do you accept some humility about your powers of deduction.

[SecularNumanist]

@NameFreedom I dont need humaility. I know everything.

[SaelPalani]

@SecularNumanist Goddamn, we're so alike. I know everything too!

[SecularNumanist]

@SaelPalani

I know you do.

[NameFreedom]

@pissantegoist

Yes. This is Niggergate. The niggerphobic overreaction to my name and my family plans.

[TheMercilessEye]

The ACLU (American Civil Lettuce Union) has been notified of this regrettable incident, Numan. Take heart.

[RollingToeHold]

Get on skype you niggerphobe

[Agitpropist]

ILikeNuman, you used to make some really great videos, like 'The Vagina Conspiracy'. Now all you seem to produce are these silly YouTube drama vids; you're wasting your talent on these. I would have never heard of this tattooed faced, abusive, hack if it were not for your videos about him. You're spreading awareness about this guy and that's exactly what he desires; he doesn't care whether people like him or despise him, what he craves is attention.

[SecularNumanist]

@Agitpropist

My videos have always been shit like this.

1 in 10 times ill make a good video.

[NameFreedom]

@Agitpropist

Consideration, perhaps.

Attention is irrelevant. The ideas can come from any mouthpiece. Niggeritarianism is quite important for the future.

[NameFreedom]

The welfare of no child is at stake. A name is a name.

[SecularNumanist]

@NameFreedom

Apart from when the child is socially rejected later on in life, bro.

[NameFreedom]

@SecularNumanist

Which you can guarantee?

How far into the future can you see? With what level of accuracy, please?

[SecularNumanist]

@NameFreedom

Im simply using induction.

People dont like the word nigger.

People especially dont like white men using the word.

You are a white man naming his child nigger as if it is his business what black people should find offensive.

Either your child will get picked on, or someone will fuck you up thereby putting your child at risk of losing a parent.

[NameFreedom]

@SecularNumanist

Induction can not carry us so far, sir! It is reliable only with very controlled circumstances.

You do not know what you claim to know. These predictions are built on over-confidence and a zeal for niggerphobia, nothing more.

[SecularNumanist]

@NameFreedom

Every decision you make is based on induction.

[NameFreedom]

@SecularNumanist

Which is why it is good to be prepared and not to imagine you know too much. :)

[SecularNumanist]

@NameFreedom

Just because I know everything, doesnt mean I know too much.

[jesokingcryst]

Aren't you getting trolled?

[SecularNumanist]

@jesokingcryst i wish

[SecularNumanist]

@DontHateMeCrazie yes mammy?

[urwormfood]

@DontHateMeCrazie Radish red...radishes have always been bitter towards lettuces...

[EvoGenVideos]

That bastard! Do what you will to our tomatoes, but when you ruin our lettuce, you've gone too far!

[ScouseCaspaXS]

Poor lettuce, poor, poor lettuce.

[SecularNumanist]

@dulceybasey

hes abusing my lettuce with his videos lol

[SaviorOfLogic]

Of all things, lettuce? You're not giving us Britons a good name?

[SecularNumanist]

@SaviorOfLogic

Sorry but as a vegetarianfag I didnt have any sausages or mash to ruin

[SaviorOfLogic]

@SecularNumanist Mash? First, do people still eat that? Second, what stops a vegetarian eating it?

[SecularNumanist]

@SaviorOfLogic

Well I was referring to the meal Sausages and mash. Or bangers n mash

[SaviorOfLogic]

So you eat mashed potatoes, on their own???

[SecularNumanist]

@SaviorOfLogic

You can yeah. Or or with gravy, and carrots and onions and stuff

[SecularNumanist]

@dulceybasey

im not wasting food. Hes wasting food, because he doesnt care about the plight of the lettuce.

[blackemperor44]

Maybe if lettuces were renamed to 'nigger blossoms' he might not hate them so much.

[HandsupLX]

trolls trolling trolls in an ocean of fail

[realman1000000000000]

Got rage? :P

[SecularNumanist]

@realman1000000000000

yes, but unfortunately no lettuce

[PinkProgram]

He seems to be too far gone to realize what he is doing. Something seems to have broken in his head...

[SecularNumanist]

@PinkProgram

lol hes close to breaking something in my head soon

[NameFreedom]

@SecularNumanist

Hopefully. Your pride has been your undoing in understanding this. Your superiority. Nigger is a fine name. You are not justified in your hate and doom filled predictions.

Is 2012 the last year for Earth too? What about the prophecies of Revelations? DLandonCole talks about me being the "antichrist" is he correct? Should we pretend to know more and more or admit at some point that anger isn't going to help you out of this.