okay i know that songs supposed to be funny but it is reely good and has some really sophisticated lines in the song though most werent i really enjoyed the song keep it up!
okay i know that songs supposed to be funny but it is reely good and has some really sophisticated lines in the song though most werent i really enjoyed the song keep it up!
@talltimwoods well I guess that is because it very hard to find somebody your height, and I bet your height can cause you a lot of troubles on a daily basis. btw, the tallest living man officially is 8'1" Sultan Kosen (Stadnik is only 7'8" max based on all the conclusive photographic and vid evidence). Zhang Juncai is the only other know contender for the tallest livign man title.
No, not sound ignorant but there is JUST EVIDENCE THAT SUGGEST HE IS 8,4"! The reason I AM CERTAIN THERE FRICKING WAY HE'S 8,4" IS FROM EXAMINING VIDS/PICS OF HIM WITH PPL OF KNOWN HEIGHT AND IF WERE THE HEIGHT HE CLAIMS TO BE, HE WOULD TOWER WAY MORE THAN HE DOES. C'mon this guy is 7,7" if that! I've seen enough footage of 7 footers compared with ppl of know height to tell that this guy is nowhere near a foot taller than them!
Personally I rather be the tallest man in the world (not the tallest ever of course that be just too much lol more than 9 feet). Just saying the tallest alive like 7,10" or something like that. Just raise your arm up and drop the ball into the hoop lol!
8 foot five when I checked the record a while back.
And the reason that line about basketball is in there is because, when I talked to my quite tall friends, they pointed out that people assume they're good at basketball even though they're completely unco-ordinated when it comes to sports. :p
Actually the 8,5" you are talking about is a fraud Leonid Stadnik. Even though he's in Guinness the shocking fact is that he was actually never measured officially by Guinness. He actually refuses to be measured by Guinness when asked, and based on visual evidence, he's actually probably only around 7,7 or 7,8". Definitely no where near 8,5" lol!
he didnt want to get measured because he was afraid of too much publicity. there is in fact very little evidence to support that he's 'only 7'8/7. The reason he's still in Guinness is because he WAS measured (just not by them) at 8'5. they put him in the book because there was a HUGE 7 inch difference between his height and the chinese record hold at 7'9
that's bs. because he's the one who was claiming that he was measured at 8,5" by Dr Michael Besseer (which he did not) and that's why Guinness listed him in their record book. And then when Guinness asks him to get measured he refuses which pretty much proves that he's nothing but a liar and a fraud. btw on the contrary, there is NO SOLD EVIDENCE THAT STADYNK IS ANYWHERE 8,5" and all ALL SOLID EVIDENCE POINTS HIS HEIGHT BEING AROUND 7,7-7,8" !
Stadnik is the one looking for attention. He's basically saying, "hey I am the tallest man in the world at 8,5" and I wouldn't mind being in the your prodigious record book", and then when Guinness asks for measurement as proof, "he says no you may not measure ME because I AM 8,5" WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT!" btw Stadynk isn't the whole guy who exaggerated his height for celebrity status so he's nothing original.
nah, no offense taken man; I am just really serious about the truth, and I just can't stand somebody lying in order to get fame (which was Stadynk was doing). It's my two cents, and hopefully I didn't offend you:)
Seriously Stadnik should legitimately get his height measured because then it will show to everyone HOW tall HE REALLY IS. And that way we will find he IS NOWHERE 8,4 OR 8,5".
There's NO WAY ON EARTH Stadnik is 8,4" or 8,5" OR ANYWHERE NEAR IT! (near as in even within 4-5 inches of that claimed height or about 8 feet). If Stadnik was indeed as tall as or near as tall as he claims, why wouldn't he want to get measured? Well it's he who he claims that height and when he was asked to be measured he refuses, so guess who's the liar?
as great as that arguement is, you still can say he IS NOT the tallest man. you can't say he is either, but the point is unless he has been measured anything you say for or against is just on opinion. Acting like you know for a fact that he isnt OR IS as tall as he claims, is being pretty ignorant
There's more than enough visual evidence to show what his true height is, and there is pretty much no evidence suggesting his 8,4" claim. Giants more often than exaggerate their height, and in the case of Stadynk he's no different. It's not an OPINION that's not 8,4" OR ANYWHERE IT, but IT'S A FACT SUPPORTED BY IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE!
what irrefutable evidence? u dont know FOR A FACT that he's shorter than he says. there is still a hypothetical possibility that he could be his height. i really dont see what you're talking about
No, not sound ignorant but there is JUST EVIDENCE THAT SUGGEST HE IS 8,4"! The reason I AM CERTAIN THERE FRICKING WAY HE'S 8,4" IS FROM EXAMINING VIDS/PICS OF HIM WITH PPL OF KNOWN HEIGHT AND IF WERE THE HEIGHT HE CLAIMS TO BE, HE WOULD TOWER WAY MORE THAN HE DOES. C'mon this guy is 7,7" if that! I've seen enough footage of 7 footers compared with ppl of know height to tell that this guy is nowhere near a foot taller than them!
Although his exact height will remain a mystery (because of the obvious reasons behind why he denies an official measurement), one thing is for certain...HE'S NOT 8,4" BECAUSE HE HAS NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT IT.
sigh...you're saying that from opinionated evidence. oh. u know what? ur right. im wrong. no if ands buts about it. good job. ur are obviously the correct one.
that's not true. it's from an objective perspective that I've realized myself that Stadnik definitely cannot be 8,4" or even 8 feet. I use to believe his height like everyone else but then I realized that there is something fishy. and from enough analysis, I realized that pretty approximately how tall he REALLY IS (which can be anywhere between 7,6-7,9" actually more like on the lower end of that estimate)
awesome. law firms should have someone like you come in and sing during morning tea breaks to lift up people's mirth! or perhaps during break time in the middle of a trial?
Very funny, i like your word play in the 69 line, its very original and clever...L. Crazy the rubbish that people do put on the web but its refreshing to see good use of the site! Nice work!
yee keep the songs coming, they are great ;) ye i am going to try and write all weekend see what i can get done. Gooluck with video shoot is it for another song?
Haha I like the Full Metal Jacket reference
Chords?
findwaldokillwaldo 5 months ago
cool beans
krystical1 10 months ago
Most excellent Asian lady **busizz4me.info**
jhklgyui 1 year ago
very good, love the song and the voice is very good.
susansita77 1 year ago
Hey!
You know what??..
I kind of enjoyed listening to your song and voice !
Keep it up man!
4*
AnneKP93 1 year ago
okay i know that songs supposed to be funny but it is reely good and has some really sophisticated lines in the song though most werent i really enjoyed the song keep it up!
hadiabuzgaya 1 year ago
okay i know that songs supposed to be funny but it is reely good and has some really sophisticated lines in the song though most werent i really enjoyed the song keep it up!
hadiabuzgaya 1 year ago
awsome song!!!!
citizen2987 2 years ago
It was good until you came to the sex positions part.
Way to be immature and make all the 12-year-olds laugh. . .
stevyw87 2 years ago
I absolutely love it! Funny and insightful!
happilyrejected 2 years ago
Hey I really like this song, I actually stand at 6'10" tall, so sometimes I feel like the tallest man in the world. very clever mate.! take care...
talltimwoods 2 years ago 2
although the official tallest living man is Sultan Kosen who's 8-1 or 15 inches taller than you.
supersmash43 2 years ago
@talltimwoods well I guess that is because it very hard to find somebody your height, and I bet your height can cause you a lot of troubles on a daily basis. btw, the tallest living man officially is 8'1" Sultan Kosen (Stadnik is only 7'8" max based on all the conclusive photographic and vid evidence). Zhang Juncai is the only other know contender for the tallest livign man title.
supersmash43 2 years ago
I guess feeling something and being something is two different things
talltimwoods 1 year ago
like your guitar play
Jaaan90 2 years ago
cool lyrics...
FullMoonVideo 2 years ago
fuck
fimi15 2 years ago
wth
CHT70 2 years ago
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ladymopar12j 2 years ago
Great Song
MsMoge 2 years ago
fuck u oldy
binweevils7 2 years ago
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he is emo help him feel less lonely by pasting him on every video you see
CRESENT67345 2 years ago
good song!
footballrocks469 2 years ago 2
The Tittle of the song is THE tallest MAN in the world?
edzzzxxx 2 years ago
great song badboy, im 6 8 and proud
boomboxbadboy1 2 years ago
No, not sound ignorant but there is JUST EVIDENCE THAT SUGGEST HE IS 8,4"! The reason I AM CERTAIN THERE FRICKING WAY HE'S 8,4" IS FROM EXAMINING VIDS/PICS OF HIM WITH PPL OF KNOWN HEIGHT AND IF WERE THE HEIGHT HE CLAIMS TO BE, HE WOULD TOWER WAY MORE THAN HE DOES. C'mon this guy is 7,7" if that! I've seen enough footage of 7 footers compared with ppl of know height to tell that this guy is nowhere near a foot taller than them!
koolpeople1 2 years ago
i couldn't have said it better myself!
supersmash43 2 years ago
I think its just a song Is it?????
dfaborito 2 years ago
Still weres the tall man???
dfaborito 2 years ago
Were is the tall man?
dfaborito 2 years ago
nice singing well done:)
hksMovies 3 years ago
How about a song about 'I wish were the tallest man in the world'?
supersmash43 3 years ago
What would be worse? Being the tallest or shortest man in the world?
supersmash43 3 years ago
I think tallest. You'd have to spend most of your time outside or in churches with very high ceilings.
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Personally I rather be the tallest man in the world (not the tallest ever of course that be just too much lol more than 9 feet). Just saying the tallest alive like 7,10" or something like that. Just raise your arm up and drop the ball into the hoop lol!
supersmash43 3 years ago
8 foot five when I checked the record a while back.
And the reason that line about basketball is in there is because, when I talked to my quite tall friends, they pointed out that people assume they're good at basketball even though they're completely unco-ordinated when it comes to sports. :p
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Actually the 8,5" you are talking about is a fraud Leonid Stadnik. Even though he's in Guinness the shocking fact is that he was actually never measured officially by Guinness. He actually refuses to be measured by Guinness when asked, and based on visual evidence, he's actually probably only around 7,7 or 7,8". Definitely no where near 8,5" lol!
supersmash43 3 years ago
he didnt want to get measured because he was afraid of too much publicity. there is in fact very little evidence to support that he's 'only 7'8/7. The reason he's still in Guinness is because he WAS measured (just not by them) at 8'5. they put him in the book because there was a HUGE 7 inch difference between his height and the chinese record hold at 7'9
funnysunproductions 3 years ago
that's bs. because he's the one who was claiming that he was measured at 8,5" by Dr Michael Besseer (which he did not) and that's why Guinness listed him in their record book. And then when Guinness asks him to get measured he refuses which pretty much proves that he's nothing but a liar and a fraud. btw on the contrary, there is NO SOLD EVIDENCE THAT STADYNK IS ANYWHERE 8,5" and all ALL SOLID EVIDENCE POINTS HIS HEIGHT BEING AROUND 7,7-7,8" !
supersmash43 3 years ago
Stadnik is the one looking for attention. He's basically saying, "hey I am the tallest man in the world at 8,5" and I wouldn't mind being in the your prodigious record book", and then when Guinness asks for measurement as proof, "he says no you may not measure ME because I AM 8,5" WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT!" btw Stadynk isn't the whole guy who exaggerated his height for celebrity status so he's nothing original.
supersmash43 3 years ago
dear god, im sorry its such a big deal to you. whatever makes u happy
funnysunproductions 3 years ago
nah, no offense taken man; I am just really serious about the truth, and I just can't stand somebody lying in order to get fame (which was Stadynk was doing). It's my two cents, and hopefully I didn't offend you:)
supersmash43 3 years ago
xD nah, is alright. i'd say im on the side of the truth too. :)
funnysunproductions 3 years ago
Seriously Stadnik should legitimately get his height measured because then it will show to everyone HOW tall HE REALLY IS. And that way we will find he IS NOWHERE 8,4 OR 8,5".
supersmash43 3 years ago
or maybe that height exactly ;)
funnysunproductions 3 years ago
There's NO WAY ON EARTH Stadnik is 8,4" or 8,5" OR ANYWHERE NEAR IT! (near as in even within 4-5 inches of that claimed height or about 8 feet). If Stadnik was indeed as tall as or near as tall as he claims, why wouldn't he want to get measured? Well it's he who he claims that height and when he was asked to be measured he refuses, so guess who's the liar?
supersmash43 3 years ago
as great as that arguement is, you still can say he IS NOT the tallest man. you can't say he is either, but the point is unless he has been measured anything you say for or against is just on opinion. Acting like you know for a fact that he isnt OR IS as tall as he claims, is being pretty ignorant
funnysunproductions 3 years ago
There's more than enough visual evidence to show what his true height is, and there is pretty much no evidence suggesting his 8,4" claim. Giants more often than exaggerate their height, and in the case of Stadynk he's no different. It's not an OPINION that's not 8,4" OR ANYWHERE IT, but IT'S A FACT SUPPORTED BY IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE!
supersmash43 3 years ago
what irrefutable evidence? u dont know FOR A FACT that he's shorter than he says. there is still a hypothetical possibility that he could be his height. i really dont see what you're talking about
funnysunproductions 3 years ago
No, not sound ignorant but there is JUST EVIDENCE THAT SUGGEST HE IS 8,4"! The reason I AM CERTAIN THERE FRICKING WAY HE'S 8,4" IS FROM EXAMINING VIDS/PICS OF HIM WITH PPL OF KNOWN HEIGHT AND IF WERE THE HEIGHT HE CLAIMS TO BE, HE WOULD TOWER WAY MORE THAN HE DOES. C'mon this guy is 7,7" if that! I've seen enough footage of 7 footers compared with ppl of know height to tell that this guy is nowhere near a foot taller than them!
supersmash43 3 years ago
Although his exact height will remain a mystery (because of the obvious reasons behind why he denies an official measurement), one thing is for certain...HE'S NOT 8,4" BECAUSE HE HAS NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT IT.
supersmash43 3 years ago
sigh...you're saying that from opinionated evidence. oh. u know what? ur right. im wrong. no if ands buts about it. good job. ur are obviously the correct one.
funnysunproductions 3 years ago
that's not true. it's from an objective perspective that I've realized myself that Stadnik definitely cannot be 8,4" or even 8 feet. I use to believe his height like everyone else but then I realized that there is something fishy. and from enough analysis, I realized that pretty approximately how tall he REALLY IS (which can be anywhere between 7,6-7,9" actually more like on the lower end of that estimate)
supersmash43 3 years ago
watever u say
funnysunproductions 3 years ago
well done mate
gh0x 3 years ago
lol mate. thats well good mate... i bet your well proud that it all flows, like the rhyming and lyrics... brilliant
bodybuildercaenage 3 years ago
0:52 that's so true! it's so true that the freakishly tall people usually suck at basketball.
supersmash43 3 years ago
u seem lik funny dude
billbobonifant27 3 years ago
virtual tickle
stuetzie 3 years ago
Tee hee hee...
almostfamous83 3 years ago
I like this song a lot!
supersmash43 3 years ago
awesome. law firms should have someone like you come in and sing during morning tea breaks to lift up people's mirth! or perhaps during break time in the middle of a trial?
MichaelJackson2 3 years ago 2
Well, the law firms had their chance to have me. ;)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
wow you're really talented james.
great song very funny:)
i still cant get my brain to handle singing and playing at the same time.
Nelly3891 3 years ago
Thanks Nelson. :)
I favourited Last Stand Of Ezekiel by the way.
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Very funny, i like your word play in the 69 line, its very original and clever...L. Crazy the rubbish that people do put on the web but its refreshing to see good use of the site! Nice work!
RobboRobinsonNG7 3 years ago
Thanks, that's very kind of you to say. :)
Actually, when I do the song live now, I replace "it's awkward sixty-nineing" with "it's awkward doing certain things" but add a wink.
almostfamous83 3 years ago
This is so funny!
...kinda like if Paul Simon had a kick-ass sense of humour.
Lunettarose 3 years ago
Why thank you. :)
I was going for a Paul Simon-y sounding song.
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Thanks for creating this mate. Pure genius! :)
winoguitaro 3 years ago
Thanks for the kind words. :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
bravo
fb2121 3 years ago
Fantastic, man. You have a bit of Al Stewart in you - a compliment, by the way.
easypeesyjapanese 3 years ago
Sweet. Thanks! That's pretty big. :D
almostfamous83 3 years ago
is that you in the vid singing and playing?
g0hawks11 3 years ago
It is. :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Your an awesome player/singer man =)
g0hawks11 3 years ago
Loved it :D
AnnaYield 3 years ago
Very glad you did. :D
almostfamous83 3 years ago
HaHA!
i like the 69ing bitXD
guitarflame5 3 years ago
Most people would, if they could actually manage it. ;)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
wow that was really good and really funny u should publish that somewhere!
loved it thanks for the song =]
xdeedee1234x 3 years ago
No worries. Thanks for the lovely comment! :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Really like it
guitar453 3 years ago
That was Amazing! You should So be a Singer Song Writer!
Paperbagman555 3 years ago
Hehe, thanks. I am a bit of one already. ;)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
nice work man, keep it up!
berrymanthomas 3 years ago
Thanks mate. :) How's the writing going?
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Alright ay bit slow tho:( i just got to focus on getting one thing finished complete. what about you mate?
berrymanthomas 3 years ago
Just been doing these songs, and thinking about more songs. Have a video to shoot this weekend. Not so much writing though. ;P
almostfamous83 3 years ago
yee keep the songs coming, they are great ;) ye i am going to try and write all weekend see what i can get done. Gooluck with video shoot is it for another song?
berrymanthomas 3 years ago
No, it's another engineering related one. But I get to use green screen for the first time. :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Oh sweet as that will be fun, looking foward to seeing it ;).
berrymanthomas 3 years ago
very great!
williamli 3 years ago
Cheers W. :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
awesome
henchris5176 3 years ago
Thanks mate. :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
GREATTTTTTTTTT
guitar453 3 years ago
All caps and a lotta "T"'s. I'll take that. hehe, thanks. :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago
Brilliant - Love your work James!!
bekky3884 3 years ago
Thanks again, Bek. :D
almostfamous83 3 years ago
lol nice!
changmaster14 3 years ago
Thanks. :)
almostfamous83 3 years ago