Straight Cash Homey

[Rubdookey]

Lol

[himminy]

still my most favorite receiver ever. no one will ever break rice's records but holy crap moss was the most dominant receiver in nfl history in my opinion. i wish his marriage with the patriots never ended.

[saintsnick94]

He's country as fuck too, he was fishing behind his house and someone called the police and he was like this is my fuckin house

[Breakingbadd420]

billy B, call him up!

[SirPsikotic]

Still the best interview...

[APviKINGsz28]

best interview ever

[2393Adrian]

Haha Legend!

[SevenSixTwoNato]

Straight pension, homie.

[ToneProductions88]

"straight cash homie...you know how to unlock this door?"

[CrazyViking07]

Can anyone actually write out the conversation? I can't understand what they're saying. Thanks.

[drewsportsthread86]

@CrazyViking07 Interviewer: Write your check yet, Randy?

Randy: When you're rich, you don't write checks.

Interviewer: How do you pay, man?

Randy: Huh?

Interviewer: If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?

Randy: Straight cash, homey.

Interviewer: Randy, were you upset about the fine.

Randy: Nah, 'cause it ain't sh--. Ain't nuttin' but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? It ain't sh--. Next time, I might shake my di--.

[Doukasish]

When your rich, you have keyless entry

[SuperNdude]

"ima shake my dick at em next time" hahahaha

[zimmcat]

lol typical

[blackshot]

just awesome, thats all you can say 

[caligulascasino69]

haha classic coon

[thejman365]

@caligulascasino69 fuck you

[RecklessProductionTV]

@caligulascasino69 Haha x)

[swaguymusicpage]

15 people never bought anything with straight cash homie.

[Seffrey62106]

Moss is notoriously country

[eaglesphilsphan]

Straight Ca$h Homie

[PacmanByas1]

Straight Cash Homie

[charactermc]

I ball so hard motherfuckas wanna fine me

1st Niggas gotta find me

What's 50 Grand to a Nigga like me?

[eb0nikz]

I love this.

[ApsidalPlague]

how does straight cash hommie get more air play then NEXT TIME I MIGHT SHAKE MY DICK classic randy moss his antics and great play will be missed in the nfl until he comes back in week 4-6 to play for a veteran team with some injuries lmao straight legend hommie

[josealvarez85]

what's ten grand........ to me? hahahaha

[bigtreerick]

15 People write checks.

[TexasAggieDude]

my favorite moss moment- when he made that one handed catch over revis! greedy punk had it coming

[CapGunsOnline]

Straight Cash Homie. That's how we're doing it at CapGuns.Org. ...except Straight Cash homie and maybe PayPal

[1227weaverb]

My Nigga

[33Alakazam]

Retire.I.P. Randy get that straight cash homey

[RicIsGod]

Good luck in your retirement-"Straight cash homie!"

[jdawg2384]

Funniest quote from Randy Moss "Straight cash homie"

[snave31]

Randy Moss announces retirement. Instead of getting retirement benefits, Moss prefers "straight cash homie"

[Bxny1]

next time imma shake my dick



[Dodgerfan7112]

Straight cash homie!!! Happy retirement

[rude10245]

UGH DON'T RETIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jhicksbo]

Hope you save up enough cash homie. happy trails

[T4Ljams]

Enjoy that retirement house homey.

[drewsportsthread86]

Mark Zuckerberg had to pay $65 million to the Winklevoss twins in a settlement. The Facebook founder, and youngest billionaire in the world, didn't write a check. He paid the settlement with "straight cash, homey."

[Sough]

@drewsportsthread86 No one cares about Zuckerberg, homey.

[young11810]

This very well may be the greatest interaction between humans in the history of mankind.

[AssassineBlades1503]

moss this moss that moss this moss that!

[gbmike99]

Whats 10 grand? To Me?

MOSS HOF recognize

[huevonkiller]

He's more like top 3 easily at his position, he was dominant.

[APviKINGsz28]

one of the best one-liners ever

[britose111]

You guys are idiots, if you've ever watched the real randy moss you would know what kind of person he really is, second of all he is easily one of the top 15 best receivers in NFL history.

[lilzack24]

@britose111 15? are u fuckin kiddin me?? He gotta be top 5 at least....Look at the guys numbers man

[MrSaintsfan1986]

Like this or next time I might shake my dick. 

[DraftSharksFantasy]

Classic Moss...

[patriots12]

this is the best video ever lol

[seanlee155]

Best WR to play da game Suzuki rm...

[415Kash]

14 ppl write checks

[desipoo92]

Randy moss is a big cry baby

[MrblackmanX1]

@desipoo92 suck a dick

[VikingsFanRich]

Randy Moss shows he has "No Class" !!!!

[lilryan84]

Next time I'll shake my dick hahah

[kayfabemark]

I like how he either has too many cars and can't find the right key or his keyless entry doesn't work in the Minnesota cold

[HPhenomenal]

keep hatin' haters

[Rexo1289]

Best exchange ever.

[Canes033]

aint nothin but 10 grand

[DaKiddD]

13 people write checks.

[DAVOjayLAWSO]

my boy mossamus

[SpinnaXL]

dumbass nigger

[MrHudson74]

@SpinnaXL That's no way to talk about your father.

[HPhenomenal]

BRILLIANT lol

[nukeasfinest96792]

Hes an arrogant mfer but hes telling the truth.

[OsedeTheG]

No it was 17

[mbelma6329]

@DubWill88 Incorrect. It was 21 TD's

[TheTeamDestruction]

@mbelma6329 daphuck are you smoking

[DubWill88]

@darthmonkey25 he scored 17 TDs his rookie season wit an old randall cunningham. He's probably the 2nd best receiver of all time behind jerry rice and the best deep ball threat ever. He jus revived his career wit brady.

[agoods03]

Ha, gotta love athletes like this.

[gbfavretowalker82]

RANDY IS THE MAN,IM A DIE HARD PACK FAN AND BLEED GREEN & GOLD BUT AS LONG AS WE ARE'NT PLAYIN HIM I LOVE RANDY

[darthmonkey25]

The only reason he's good is because of Brady now in tennesee he sucks because he dosen't have as good as a quarterback as brady

[lilzack24]

@darthmonkey25 Randy already had 100+ TD's before he came to New England you dumb fuck

[jeffc6676]

This dude is awesome. He's entertaining. And that's what professional sports are for. Entertainment. That's it. Fuck role models, integrity, home town pride, or any of that other horseshit that you diehard sports junkie tie your egos to. Check the back of your ticket

[9cgx]

@YTSMalumni2010 what an idiot lol. He will always be a legend. Ur a nobody cuz. Jus save yourself the humiliation and defeat. Dont hate the playa hate the game. Straight Cash Homey! hahaha fag

[badmantoolfinder]

f350?

[teufeldritch]

I like him because he is a real person. He isn't just another plastic talking head.

[sportsnationsn]

Straight Cash Homie!

[IIAdolescentII]

Wv's finest

[paulcbarrera]

all the haters can call randy illiterate, a prima donna, or anything else, because you CANT say that he's broke.

[kasploosh]

10 people prefer to pay by check

[domandcaro]

@kasploosh lol

[00Dann99]

Very talented in football but man Moss is illiterate as fuck.

[pronk12]

9 homies don't like straight cash

[hukeeb]

@pronk12 or maybe 9 homies don't like thug-ass idiots being glorified.

[mattyco1234]

@hukeeb aye wow wow. Moss maybe a thug, but he is some athlete man. "If this guy can't get to it, ain't nobody can get to it" - R. Moss. This is guy is a super human, you are not. He's glorified for a reason bro.

[bigdog1002]

@mattyco1234 Moss ain't a thug.. he's just a country boy from West Virginia who happened to be good at football.. he's just a regular dude.. smokes weed, plays football (when he wants to.. lol)

[SmackedInATL]

@bigdog1002 Exactly! It surprises me how some people can confuse a country accent with ignorant thug speak.

[YTSMalumni2010]

@SmackedInATL i dont know many country folk who sell fruit from roadside stands that request to be paid 'straight cash money'

this is thug speak and he could get away with it then because he could play

[DCProductions77]

@YTSMalumni2010 your idea of country doesnt exist. Country people here do way more than that. And yes when they pay for things ive seen them pay for some huge ticket items with "cash money homie". Hell one of my friends races 4 wheelers and makes big bucks. Another races motorcycles.

[kingofdacastle1]

@mattyco1234 hes a super human cause hes black. its just that most of them prefer to do drugs and carry weapons.

[distrongker]

what is 10 grand to me lol

[GetCarter010]

someone needs to tell rick ross that would be a great title to a single "straight cash homie"

[1a2asdf1a2]

BALLER, TRU BALLER

[SteelPanther93]

"when your rich you dont write cash. straight cash homie." what a god damn dumbass that man is.

[Buddyroe360]

@SteelPanther93 LOL.....Dumbass?........Says the guy that just quoted "when your rich you dont write cash"

So many things wrong with that quote outside of the obvious. The words you are looking for are you're, don't, and checks

[radamez9]

@SteelPanther93 he said you don't write checks not cash moron

[tedtheshed]

"When you're rich you don't write checks"

That quote is going in my yearbook.

[DocGorilla]

The only part that sucks is the Pats got rid of him before he could do real damage. But oh boy the Titans!! This is fantastic. GO COLTS!

[ldrcrusher]

@DocGorilla Yeah man, that is fantastic. 1 catch 26 yards. That was worth the debut =]

[liquidsteelwatermill]

what a moron.

[Dannytan22]

love it

[LYONSPOTTER]

Straight cash homie.

[bdgz]

hardest guy ever

[Wukray]

priceless



[Treny5000]

Welcome to Tennessee Randy...hope you shake your d*ck at all those that doubt you...Str8 ca$h hommie!!!

[brockweberlcc]

Anyone else notice how ridiculously long it took for him to get that car door open? Did he actually use a key? Take that straight cash to a dealership for a key-less entry.

[captintrn]

2 words ass hole

[Qnz1kim]

Randy is a G

[zachmasterzach]

next time I might shake my dick.

[pettidee9237]

Hahahaha

[Da1shocker]

Cant wait to see Moss this Sunday! GO TITANS!

[Jestes311]

@Da1shocker Titans on a bye this week. Fail.

[sparker816]

@Jestes311 lol

[deanw0rmer]

He will be broke and back living in a trailer park in 10 years in West Virginia.

[wjk2109]

@deanw0rmer doubt it, i imagine your more likely to be doing that than he is

[Nerdbama]

@deanw0rmer smfh...Your insane..Try again.......

[Nailbender47]

Tennessee Titan

[OnThatPowder]

bake me a potatoe

[kil1sw1tch]

Motha fucka is a slouch. U seen him let the ball drop in front of him n his pathetic route running. He's overpaid overrated and I don't blame minn for dropping him. What a waste of a 3rd rounder tho.

[Dcooks56]

@kil1sw1tch U a hater man.

[creekwoodboy]

They can't handle the truth.. Moss keeps it real.. Can't deny the skillz..

[redwingsmike3718]

People hate on Moss cause he keeps it real.

[antalp1]

@redwingsmike3718

people hate on moss because he's a douche bag

[playbak]

@antalp1 A douche bag who's the second best receiver of all time.

[bballkid0211]

@playbak T.O blood, he beats moss in like every stat nigga

[Curtis7414]

@bballkid0211 T.O only has like 60 more catches nd less than 1000 more yards nd Randy has more tuchdowns...but keep dis in mind T.O played 2 years more than Randy lool so yea Randy is better obviously

[redwingsmike3718]

@antalp1

Nah he's awesome and he keeps it real. Go watch a Tebow video you homo.

[thegambitking]

I HATE CHILDRESS FOR GETTING RID OF THIS AWESOME GUY!

[pettidee9237]

If you don't love this.. Your pissed because you couldn't say that with a straight face

[Gillettex92]

no longer a viking

[himminy]

hahahaha! i'm glad moss has matured these days but i do kinda miss these old school moss days. "next time i might shake my dick"

[dhc1983]

Randy moss is the man and he can talk all the shit he wants cuz he can back it up! He speaks the truth!

[acdcrocks01]

Next year pray for NFL strike hommie whats $10 grand u need a reality check u fuk !! Mybe u can do a crap i mean a rap video !!

[schizlor]

@acdcrocks01 If he makes 10 mil a year, that means he gets 1,000 (equivalent) payments of $10,000. It really ain't shit to him. It would be like fining me $50.

[99bleeder]

@schizlor dude he makes more than that you have to count endorsements and stuff like that he makes well over 10 million also he probably wipes his ass with 10k it aint shit to him.

[madballer2269]

Randy Boss.

[acdcrocks01]

Fuk moss & t.o

[nextbestrockstar]

straight cash homie

[GetCarter010]

10 grand? that's almost half my annual salary

[AlecGT21]

Randy Moss is a beast

[AlecGT21]

Randy Moss is a beast



[AlecGT21]

Randy Moss is a beast

[kinkytechno]

MAUCE

[TheSoonerwarrior]

Who wouldve thought Moss first play back would be a pass to Farve..

[tomc8914]

wtf is he driving, a tow truck?

[j09johnson]

@tomc8914 something u cant afford lol

[99bleeder]

@tomc8914 this mothefucker is country probably driving a fuckin semi lol

[xalentcash]

@tomc8914 probably an f350 or f450

[underdogs247]

@tomc8914 I heard they were towing his car, and he just bought that bitch right there on the spot. Straight cash of course

[aw100626]

@tomc8914 He's a country muhfugga, gotta be an F-350 or a Duramax Chevy, just sayin

[rginla]

@tomc8914 Driving a 'duley'...

[Bubbly00]

I LOVE YOU!!!!

[TheFirthof5th]

Straight cash homey!

[adlereagle123]

Welcome back Randy moss can't wait to see you play vikings vs. Jets (:

[adlereagle123]

Straight cash homey

[trademac1974]

They need to flea flicker it again! AP, Farve and Moss??? WHAT?? Straight Cash Homey right to the endzone

[longhorns200140]

Man I am going to Miss Moss....... I still cant believe N.E did it....... Is there room on the Vikings Band Wagon for 1 more

[KG00DY]

@longhorns200140.. of course welcome to Purple Pride

[XOldGuardinMn]

@longhorns200140 There is plenty of room. I feel your pain man, Felt the same way when we traded him to Oak.

[CBiscuit25]

@longhorns200140 we said the exact same thing only about 4 years ago idiot

[x0mrgrinch0x]

@longhorns200140 there is plenty of room on the asshat wagon for you! ill laugh at you all as you ride by

[mrcarlos15]

@longhorns200140 You're a loser, get off the dudes jock strap.

[whutdacrap]

@longhorns200140 Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's plenty of room there now.

[Spitfire1010]

@longhorns200140 apparently there isnt room

[vikings18715]

Welcome back Randy Moss!

[seanjohn21276]

Straight cash homie. Moss is gonna shit on NE on Halloween

[UrameshiCdd]

@seanjohn21276

"Moss is gonna shit on NE on Halloween"

Yeah. Those 8 yards on 1 catch really hurt us.

[BrianMacDougall722]

@UrameshiCdd

Moss was sick for us, don't hate

[Juvy29]

Moss please BRING THE FRO BACK!!!! LOL

[RicoAM]

Please make more quotes like this this season

[econguy87]

hahah

[skibumshooter05]

dudes such a nig