Robot Jox - Highlights

[SJLGG]

i remember this in the theaters xD

even in today's standards, i want to see a mechwarrior movie!

[lkjh4433]

MWO brought me here... Well after Crescent Hawk brought me to BattleTech.

[countjulian]

ass slap lol

[ubekjebany]

5:54 KURWA?

[paintball626]

SOIL IS JUST DIRT!!!!

[halfmanhalfmetal]

This movie is smarter and therefore better than Star Wars. When he shot a missile at the robot there was no sound when it exploded. Yeah.

[KedViper]

@halfmanhalfmetal You should watch THX 1138. It's and earlier Lucas film that came out in 1971. I don't know about this film (I haven't watched it yet) but Star Wars has lots of symbolism and is based off of a lot of things in history. One little thing like that doesn't mean it's smarter and that probably wasn't common-knowledge when it was made.

[NomnomJawsnomnom]

you know what i find funny about this? the movie is corny as hell and yet it is the only one i can think of at the moment to accurately portray space as having no sound.

[ghinch]

@NomnomJawsnomnom Firefly

[quotenschwazze]

cool movie in good old kids time

[Foreverclever87]

Also, I like the ass-grab at 1:04

[Foreverclever87]

Shouldn't there have been consequences for him killing the other Robot Jox after already defeating him? Aren't there rules in this world where apparently people fight in designated arena's with referees over NATURAL RESOURCES? come on. Still, great movie, a favorite from my childhood.

[CrimReap]

@Foreverclever87 It's the confederation, they get away with a lot, they do get penelized though.

[mrKozmoz]

6:48 Kirk-double-fist attack

[mrKozmoz]

3:32 Screw you guys, I'm outta here

[28335]

@SpikeArmada

For 1990? The effects were okay. Although I cannot recall any movies that had giant robots there are many other films with better stop-motion.

[MrGamalier]

@SpikeArmada hahahaha special attack cock cut

[CarNikolaj]

Anybody who still laughs about the 'cock saw' should have his right to vote revoked.

[MrGamalier]

looks like armored core acs

[Naxwell]

"Hey! This ain't Achilles! I'd know Achilles' ass anywhere."

[Mainsail76]

6:19 Now that is Robot "Jox!"

[Canisticus]

Holy f***ing Robot-rape Batman!

[Ruthlessboxer]

06:17 thats so wrong

[lostboyx]

lol WE can live,,,no ,,we are dead,, we are robot jox!!!

[bisnonnocanapa]

that's AMZING!a chainsaw in the pants!the lumbrjack's secret dream!!!

[slipmaggot75]

LOL KILL YOU DEAD ? wtf does that even mean !??!?

[gamerfire3]

@slipmaggot75 It means he kills you until your dead

[Indiankote]

@slipmaggot75 UNTIL you dead

[deadlinesman]

I kill you dead with my chainsaw cock! Awesome!

[GravArthel]

yeah alot of parts were hilarious like that, but this movie will always be a childhood favorite for me.

Oh yeah "NEW SECRET WEAPON THEY'VE BEEN SAVING JUST FOR THIS FIGHT!" hahaha oh god that was weird

[Spirals95]

wow, a laser pointer that kills.

[ste309w]

Right in his crotch 6:00!

But a chainsaw groinal attachment? What were they thinking? lol

[xhandbasketx]

Those Confeds are kinky bastards, I tell ya.

[rollhard86]

lol awesome

[Ghlan]

6:20 PENIS SAW!

[Tarapatintirintintin]

Cualquier similitud con Armored Core es mera coincidencia

[Zbiczu]

Ahahahha polish accents in "Robo jox" at 5:55 he say "kurwa" this is word for f*ck in english : D

[sithnikkie]

CHAINSAW PENIS O_O

[VendavalEste]

I need to see this movie.

[utahrharker]

this show looks really bad, so why do i want to watch it now?

[fordmike]

I cant read but im not dumb! LOL

[khyron4]

so the robots flew all the way into orbit, just to land where they took off?

[TheTurnipKing]

CHAINSAW GROIN for the win!

[winslowe]

2:46 - 2:54 2nd ass slap - "Hey! This ain't Achilles!" LOLOLOLOL!!

[CypressDahlia]

I kill you dead.

[technochaosx]

i'll clear this up, not considered vulgar nowadays, more funny so it boosts the comical value of robot jokes :p

[technochaosx]

KURWA! XDDDD

geronimosynthmusic: historically "bitch" in most slavic languages, but in polish it's also the common f word. not all that harsh, but kills anyway

[Wally1967]

What year was this movie made? was it in the 80s?

[GabrielKiss]

robot jox rules! ;)

[geronimosynthmusic]

Alexander said "kurva" what stands for "bitch" in Slavic languages:))))))

[Killerroach509]

Ass slap a 1:05 and the robo penisaw lol.

[Killerroach509]

lol i got to watch for free when i went to see TMNT lol man this used to look so cool HAHA!

[bish0p2004]

Geez...I saw this when I was 10 or 11, and I don't remember it being this cheesy.

[TickleMeJewish]

Penis chainsaw, wow.

[ReijiThePhantom]

Achilles! I have already killed you... *points to head* ...right here!

I love it!

[BoobyJonn]

OMG...I remember wanting to see this movie so bad when I was younger...but this....this is just an abomination of humor...lol!

[kjfball55]

my friend did the special effects on this movie, he controlled the jock saw, its so awesome lol

[NWguy83]

@kjfball55 you mean the cock saw?

[lordjulius00]

I used to love this, despite how stupid it is. This edit is pretty fucking hilarious.

[TheMeyer]

lol that saw is so phallycal (sp?) is ridiculous

[LUDWIGPARIS]

Typical 80's propaganda film. A load of nonsense, putting it simply.

[charlie479]

I think the actor who plays Achilles' REAL job is looking exactly like Peter Gallagher.

This takes me back to Major League Video and stealing Chiclets from the grocery store.

Gotta love the awkward, badly-timed ass-slap at about 1:05. It looks like he really wants to, but he's unsure about how close he and Achilles really are . . .

THANK YOU to whoever edited or posted or appreciates this.

[burlz]

Always watch out for the secret chainsaw dick weapon!

[betomuraro]

Ive never realized that Achiles was Mick Jagger. O.o

[pollardkelly]

favourit film as a kid. now ive got it on DVD. sad I know, but I dont care.

[hellsummon]

i remember this movie from when i was a kid hahahaha

[thedogspollocks]

I cant read!!!

lol

[SuperUberChimp]

They should do a remake with transformer style effects.

[BaileysMariner]

Giant robots are sorely underrepresented in Hollywood, alright. Isn't James Cameron's new one Avatar about giant robots? I could be wrong about that.

[thebatmanofonett]

yeah i think you are fairly wrong about that one. its about space aliens and human minds getting transferred to alien bodies then falling in love.

[zachiswayposi1]

Yeah, definitely. It's not like Transformers was a gigantic box office hit or anything.

[CypressDahlia]

Transformers were nonetheless misrepresented by the movie.

[robotwookie]

So bad and yet so sweet.....

[9Rashnu]

Doesn't get more 80s than this.

[ReijiThePhantom]

And the ironic thing is, this is actually 1990!

[swdfish21]

I like how in some of the sci fi flicks where they actually get the there is no sound in space thing right. I remember watching this movie growing up. Brings back some memories.

[RingSight91]

LOL! Deploy chainsaw cock!

I can't believe I dragged my dad to see this back in the day.

[tristanobrien]

I rented it when I was a boy but never watched it. Now that I am a woman I might have to.

[jorgelink]

what?!

[chookter1]

Lego jox

[thekenner]

damn, you cut out the best part.

WE CAN BOTH LIVE!!!

[customcaddys]

ok so i admit, it was an ironic place for a chainsaw to come out of.... but this movie was the shit

[arthurphrain]

ha ha ha ha ha

[SoldatCrinale]

I could........y'know.....squash you.....like bugs!

Alexander has the best one lines in 80s movie history lol.

[NikkenMagboy]

loved this movie.

"I kill you dead!!!!!"

[gerardtb]

this was my fav movie when i was younger...sooo good

[Twigs47]

This is a cross between Red Dwarf, Power Rangers and Star Wars

[JonnyInfinite]

This was the coolest thing ever when I was little...

[Kamelg]

hehehe.

I remember that movie!

I watched it when i was 8!!!

I loved it!

[Doctorgoatboy]

"Sqwash you like bags" ???

[JamoZ46]

OMG!! loved this movie when i was a littile boy ROFL!!!

[JohnnyH1982]

ACHILLES!!! I have already killed you!

[bonggzilla]

hahaha the real transformers

cool stuff

[perigord]

Nobody is going to sue for this post. ever!

[kusa500]

was that a chainsaw penis?! kool though.

[moleogod]

i remember this my mum and dad rented me and my bro it when thay went out it was cool

[mikemcschlitz]

"soil is just dirt" hahahaha

[StrikerSniper77]

"KURVA"!!!

Translation: Bitch

[jbloodzor]

the old transform into a tank, make him shot his own leg, then cheap shot in the balls. Is no match for a chainsaw groin.

[dark1810]

lol ^_^ chainsaw penis ftw

[rukasu333]

I don't know what's so funny bout those scenes. BTW one of my favourite movies

[80rockforever]

im up loadin the movie as i type..its the original vhs version..take a look

[Goldiney]

I used to love this movie...

WTF?!

[funktastic1986]

That Russian guy is kind of a dick.

[waparius]

You win this comment thread, sir.

[adrianlovegun]

this movie is just brilliant. one of my faves definetelly

[jamesae627]

LOL the red gaysuit guy can't read and the russian has a mullet

[geranm]

they need to redo this movie !!!!! It would be hot!!

[CleverCynic22]

Look up SPACE GIANTS to see some more of where this idea grew from... also not anime.

[Hackelope]

oh fuck I remember this movie.

[posttronics]

Great laughs!

[xaraxen]

I wish some company made replicas of these awesome fighting robots, especially that four-legged monster Alexander was piloting.

Make it 3 feet tall (1/75th scale?) with full articulation, making Transformer robots look featherweight in comparison!!

[Parasoldat]

This movie was definitely freakin awesome. I watched it so much as a kid. Hell, I still have the VHS, lol. I have yet to see another movie, not anime, pull this kind of stuff off. WHERE ARE OUR MECHA MOVIES?! WE WANT MORE!

[Sithblade2244]

this has got to be one of the lamest movies in the world...but i still love it...isnt that amazing?

[shadowdude8466]

damn. even in the future they had russians as bad guys

[onigojira]

LOL I remember the crotch chainsaw.

[flyamanita]

almost everything about this movie is retarded, but I love it

[necroticism]

Robot Jox rules, I watched it religiously when I was a kid.

This movie got me into Mechwarrior/Battletech/Robotec­h...etc..etc..

[SNoRRo]

lol this was waaay b4 my time, it looks like thunderbirds, and even the power rangers had better effects:P

[TheBlackB0X]

blah just cause its not cgi doesn't mean its even close to power rangers quality. if you can manage to look pass the obvious, you would see this is one of the only true mecha movies in excistence

[fordmike]

somebody please post this movie on here

[BabaeLou]

my favorite line in this movie wasn't feature here. when alexander is in the bar and he says to one of the genetically engineered jox, "i do not fight...tubies."

[fordmike]

"one week your mine I kill you dead" lol good shit man

[Zarathusra]

I remember this, it was corny, but it was an awesome kind of corny. Still one of my favorite movies.

[chrisjhart221138]

"I can't read but I'm not dumb, don't pull that shit on me." Fucking love this film, it is so camp but is a masterpiece.

[lmac83]

wow...hahahaha , classic

[helmutt]

PERFECT. I just saw Robocop and had a huge flashback. One of the first thing to cross my mind was how much I LOVED this movie. Your clips were absolutely perfect. For almost 7 minutes I was 8 years old again.

You are my hero.

[imautobot]

I love how the robot has a chain saw penis. This is some ol school stuff right there. I thought this would be good to watch for nostalgia, but I was wrong, so very wrong.

[TheBlackB0X]

I say they should remake this movie, you know how godly you could make the robots look... people thought I was delusional when I talked about robot jox would kick a mech warriors ass, they could not comprehend the mass of a one, in one little kick they could punt a fully armored assault daishi to its death.

[RadioactivePuppy01]

Horrible. His dick was a chainsaw? That's painful.

[Curien247]

cool, his thumb turns into a blowtorch

[GedMpBasS]

I remeber watchin this when i was lik3 4 years old, for the first time, i finally got to watch it again 10 years later.... thanks for this upload, i gotta buy this movie of the net.

[fragile00]

Haha! And here I am thinking, I'm the only guy dying to see this movie 10 years later. I couldn't remember the title of this movie and it was killing me! so I went on imdb and asked and 4 minutes later I get a title, made me so happy, I got the movie and just finished watching it. Good old memories!

[RayJackson30]

never has a film so brilliantly synthesized ancient greece with the american civil war with the cold war with giant fighing robots.

[TheSilverShell]

This movie kicked so much ass!!

[iwillmaceyou]

SO Awesome. Thanks for posting! You're an internet hero.

[Hallinilla]

I live only for this movie.

[deusprogrammer]

I should have known you would be the one to upload this Eli.