tossed salad man

[Thefallengamer636]

Still gay!!!

[grandpoobahful]

this is standard viewing in most correctional academies in the US..I first saw this assclown as a recruit in Virginia..He's locked up for LIFE now tho....he fucked up on parole one too many times i guess

[BrooklynBoas]

There is nothing straight about that

[chanklas9]

I prefer suryp

[irishmobster60]

I wonder how this conversation even started.

[ttasi7]

it's not about gay and straight, it's about a predator destroying a weaker guy's masculinity and turning him out. which he would do to all of you.

[grandpoobahful]

@ttasi7 precisely......

its better to take an asswhipping and having to go to the hospital than taking an assfull of cock...........The inmates will respect someone who has heart and is straight up.....Unless they are a child molester or a rapist...Also known as a "tree-hopper"

[SuperiorSwagon1]

Paul no!

[blackraider777]

niggs, lowest race on planet

[SupaYahya]

@blackraider777 KISS KISS SEXI XOXOXO

[Hank3590]

I have the same rules when I have guests over at my house.

[gamer6592]

Says "right" 9 fucking times in less than a minute.

[SupaYahya]

@gamer6592 U WAN SUKK DIS GURL AZZ TO NIGGA?

[gamer6592]

@SupaYahya

Oh look. A piece of shit monkey :-D

[SupaYahya]

@gamer6592 KISS KISS GURL XOXOXO CUM

[SupaYahya]

I WULD LUV TO SUKK HER AZZ KISS KISS XOXOXO

[busterbone]

i like cracked pepper, freshly shredded parmesan cheese and a balsamic vinagrette when some toss my salad

[91joelt]

Chris Rock brought me here.

[WhenKidsFuckUp]

Doesn't he look like one of CJ's homies? lmfao

[TheSjpatrik]

nigga you gay for real!

[SupaYahya]

@TheSjpatrik KISS KISS GURL XOXOXO

[mikelh]

He belongs in prison

[FoPBeatzz]

RIGHT ? RIGHT ? RIGHT ! RIGHT ! RIGHT

[quidseeker]

I love reaching my 'climate' too, that's the best part....

[tayjonmartin]

MrObviouslyJesus

[TheSupadub]

haha boondocks

[roggeray]

Thumbs up if the Chris Rock routine brought you here!

[acer964]

9 times he said right.. right?

[MrWatAname]

Toss Da' Salad

[187nydala]

God damn you paul. 3rd time haha

[TheVampManson]

Jail niqqa, you GAY!

[ZombieSurvivor777]

PYRO>>>> PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uncleruckus714]

Who the fuck is Paul??

[DustyMole]

@uncleruckus714 Pyropuncher

[lilbags9]

paul whyyyyyyyyyy??

[Ashentei]

naw nigga u aint straight

[Vellsy46]

Pauls trying to tell us something......

[Variablez14]

Paul? Are you okay?

[smollicoprecords]

@AgentHoneydew600 Pyropuncher

[Q3nz0]

Paul's a genious!

[AgentHoneydew600]

Who is Paul?

[aldamario1234567890]

Paul...

[tyja49]

Paul.... wtf.....

[goonstopsign]

jesus christ paul what the hell were you hoping to find when you searched this...

[goonstopsign]

jesus paul what did you want to find when you looked this up..

[PLbudman]

wat the hell paul

[AnstetoLil]

Pyro brought me here

[fallouttips101]

@AnstetoLil same hahaha

[WrittenThunder]

paul <3

[Xerkky]

LOL. " We straight thats it" mmmmmmhmmmmm.....

That's just like me punching a dude and saying I just tickled him

[shaneevans1000]

Homosexual ass punk I'd beat the hell outta tht punk how in the hell are u straight and u having sex wit another man that faggot on its way to hell they not even men they are its

[ThinSteve]

@shaneevans1000 Shut the fuck up you intolerant cunt. He'd probably make you toss his salad.

[sonicteam2k1]

my kind of guy

[saltheadd]

I don't respect the toss salad man.

[FleeceJohnson1]

IF THIS GUY WAS A CROSSING GUARD SMH RIGHT .. RIGHT .. RIGHT.. NOOOOO I MEANT LEFT YOU UNDERSTAND ? RIGHT ? 

[Hank3590]

HELL YEAH THAT'S HOW I ROLL! THIS GUY KNOWS WHATS UP!! WE STRAIGHT

[insideoutface]

"...and we straight."

I beg to differ.

[E139486]

This guy is a riot. First he talks about having his asshole eating like it's a PB & J then say he reaches his "climate" BEFORE getting hard..WTF? THen summarizes that after having a gaylord do this they are "straight"-here's the kicker! He's seriously trying to educate.

[w99brain]

syrup or jelly? wtf

[Theonlyuberpickle]

The more you know.

[FoPBeatzz]

RIGHT .... RIGHT ... RIGHT

[jbjb9402]

Boy I'm glad they caught this guy!

[black2much]

If I ever go to jail just rape me, I ain't sukin azz. Fuk drugs, I'll pass the time making pruno.

[McNultyMoreland]

he kisses my cellmate with that mouth?!

[SuperTongpo]

"Tossin' the salad 101" at your local nigger university.

[SuperMoss15]

"It's just like a pussy, right. But the only difference is it's not a pussy, right." Congratulations, mate. The prison education system must be brilliant. You can differentiate between a fanny and an arse.

[fighter213]

@SuperMoss15 Well You are the dumb one for not understanding what he means.

He's saying it's like a pussy, But it's not. KEY Word "LIKE" He never said IS. Dumb fuck go learn your Similes again.

[SuperMoss15]

@fighter213 You're as smart as he is. You're "like" a genius, but the only difference is you're not a genius. I guess that makes sense then too, huh? Both of you are fucking idiots. The man says the difference between an ass and a pussy is that an ass isn't a pussy. No, you jackass. That's not the difference. That's just like saying a crocodile is just like an alligator, but the only difference is it's not an alligator.

[SuperMoss15]

@fighter213 And I never said he said it "is" a pussy.  I was pointing out that he's a dumbass for comparing an ass to a pussy in the first place when they're not even alike.

[AgentHoneydew600]

@fighter213 You look like a fucking idiot right now.  Read SuperMoss15's comment over again until you understand what the hell he means, you stupid fuck. I guess in your eyes the Tossed Salad's man's explanation of the difference between an ass and a pussy is logical, too. Supermoss's point was that the guy failed at explaining the difference between an ass and a pussy, you moron.

[quidseeker]

@SuperMoss15 I thought it was 'eat my koala' downunder?

[SupaYahya]

@SuperMoss15 KISS KISS GURL XOXOXO

[SuperMoss15]

@SupaYahya What the fuck is your problem?

[SupaYahya]

@SuperMoss15 U REDDY FOR MY LUV? CUM:) KISS KISS GIRL XOXOXO

[SuperMoss15]

@SupaYahya Get your gay ass on somewhere, dude.

[SupaYahya]

@SuperMoss15 U LIKK MY LOLIPOP N B A REEL THUG PLAYA KISS KISS XOXOXO

CUM

[SupaYahya]

@SuperMoss15 LADEE NEED MAN

[SuperMoss15]

@SupaYahya Fuck off.

[SupaYahya]

@SuperMoss15 KISS KISS BABI XOXOXO

[doubledongdylan2]

i guess thats why they call that ranch hidden valley.

[saltheadd]

Fags, they always try to rape and sexually assault heterosexual men.

[j8m11]

HELL NO IF U COME TOWARDS ME U WILL DIE.

[ashtray922]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! fucking twat! hahahhahahah propa low life cunt. ''i let him eat me but u know we'r straight''

[papalolita]

Look! It's Martin Luther King wearing a bandana

[doggyfizzle1245]

wise advise

[newcarscent7]

man it makes so much sense. no wonder they all fuck each other.

[PieandBiscuits]

So this guy is saying he has a pussy

[OCIRELCNU]

with jelly or without jelly

[mdak91]

Here's what you should do:

Mute this video, then start this video in the background: watch?v=X02WMNoHSm8

Enjoy.

[MorrisCole84]

@mdak91 lol that made my day

[dzonifazoni]

@mdak91 lol

[Jlove86510]

As a criminal justice major these clips are beyond interesting and informative

[IndividualParties]

I suck on a female asshole, if she's hot. I won't use jelly though, I prefer the natural taste of a sexy woman's ass sweat. It's delicious when they don't shower for 3 or 4 days.

[biggiePBG]

@IndividualParties OH GOD! 0___0 theres a line between being freaky and nasty, and you my friend thats straight up nasty.

[IndividualParties]

@biggiePBG

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[biggiePBG]

@IndividualParties lol

[latonyyaa]

Wow smh

[Daintytwinkletoes]

Same same, but different. LOL. I wonder where this guy is now days.

[Pogoonthathoe]

What the fuck is with this faggot. He needs to rot in Fag hell.......... faggot.

[bamboneski]

i like bleu cheese and bacon bitts with a lil turkey...maybe a cobb salad in your asshole.

[cridler2]

Chris rock is fucking funny

[desidoe69]

WHAAAAT?!?! No love for peanut butter

[marinello6]

HE BELONGS IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL>>>NOT A PRISON>>>BUT HE NEEDS TO BE IN SEGREGATION. RICKY MARTIN WOULD NOT SUCK HIS ASS AND PROBABLY NO ONE ELSES.

[rich763690]

at least he admits he's fagget unlike some other homo-thugs!

**COUGH** BIRDMAN/WEEZY**COUGH**

[MrHangbush]

Holy shit they should use him in schools to scare kids away from crime. "Commit a crime, remember to bring the jelly boys" Arhhhhhhh! *Everyone gets straight A+*

[alb1221]

@MrHangbush Ok Chris Rock

[LETMYNIGGAZLIVE2008]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[tracewolf1]

Jerry Sandusky meet your new roomate

[Lxv]

my fav part is the end, walking away into the light w/ inspirational music starting and cut off abruptly... bravo!! lol

[Smokingfilla]

Big tigger's brother is soopahh dooopah gay

BTW check my beats out

[JakeLaRizzle]

I would suck his ass with syrup :) I love negro dick

[tramarinc]

just nasty to me ' but to each it's own

[Mrbeepxtreme120]

It's just like a pussy, but the ONLY difference is that it's NOT a pussy, it's an asshole...

[PlasmaKong2]

@Mrbeepxtreme120 ROFL :) :) :)

[MrChinesecrested]

Its a black thang Dogg! White people don't do that Homie!

[Quietmelody76]

Cleaner than P****y? Yeah dude you are "ST8 INSTITUTIONALIZED" Because that sh*t makes no sense to a normal person...sh*t don't come outta a VAGINA!

[Wasp1984]

@Quietmelody76

That doesn't mean a Vagina is clean either, that depends on whether or not a person washes down there. If you automatically think or believe every girl is clean down there your more stupider than I thought you were. After all, a woman bleeds down there, she pisses down there, and if she doesn't clean it it smells like straight up fish. Now you can't tell me that's no different than an asshole, because seriously..Yeah you know where I'm goin with this.

[Quietmelody76]

@Wasp1984 Please.. r u retarded? Of course I don't mean IF IT'S NOT CLEAN...PSBBT! Whateva man...Dick ain't clean either ALL THE TIME...Gimme a break with that "literal" BULLSH*T! Continue to lick asshole...but by no means am I stupid you're stupid for even comin' off at me like this!

[Wasp1984]

@Quietmelody76 ROFL, how am I stupid when your the idiot being biased as hell? The only thing you were thinking like the majority of people was bashing what the dumb fuck guy was saying but you weren't clearly paying any attention to what was being said. You made it sound like a females pussy is automatically clean just cause its a goddamn woman. Get your shit straight fool.

[mkpctv]

smuckers or aunt jemima?

[impatientfire]

In what world is a prison gay man's ass cleaner than a girl's pussy?! Jesus man, so much fail!

[Wasp1984]

@impatientfire

I said it to one person and I'll say it to you too. How the fuck is a woman's cunt automatically clean? It depends on the individual. A chick can have a dirty pussy just as much as a dirty ass. The guy said "its clean if the person is decent" which means he was referring to a clean person, he didn't say it was cleaner than a pussy. You guys don't pay the fuck attention to anything, I swear.

[impatientfire]

@Wasp1984 Ok but I'd still take a girl's vagina over a dirty man's ass anytime lol. Not saying every girl's pussy is clean but I'd rather eat a pussy than toss a faggot's salad.

[talllikelurchis]

Just like a pussy???? Never seen a girl shit out of her pussy!!

[theGroveMan]

toss my salad and we are straight homie.

[cajunveggie]

What a nice gentlemen

[aurlis2012]

..

[tromboista]

we straight? jajaja 

[robertpetrea23]

naw nigga you ain't straight

[NYCBrownEyes89]

I'd love to know what planet he lives on if he thinks a dude in prison's ass is "cleaner" than pussy.

[DanteOfMJ]

@NYCBrownEyes89 MMMMMMMMM! Don't knock it, until you try it!

[malcolmXanaX]

@NYCBrownEyes89 YourAnus

[superlou1s]

@NYCBrownEyes89- You havn't seen his old girlfriend Laqueefa's pussy then.

[tromboista]

@NYCBrownEyes89 "In his mind" is the key phrase here

[ToonandBBfan]

Butt goblin

[Mijito92]

WHAT MOVIE IS THIS FROM?? or is it real..??

[AKSBSU]

@Mijito92 It's real. I saw this HBO prison documentary before Chris Rock added it to his routine. This guy tells another bizarre story not included in this vid about sucking off a guy who owed him money in a closet and then stabbing him to get revenge.

[Buddyroe360]

It's just like a pussy.....Only difference is, it's not a pussy.........That still cracks me the fuck up.

[chowphatlow100]

Why are the top two comments racist???

[zock46]

Wouldnt it taste like shit? I would think he would vomit with the taste of asshole in his mouth, kinky but weird.

[ChristewieTV]

184 people like it with syrup.

[busterbone]

i really don't follow his logic, but don't want to-sick fuck

[RockMegaBarbie]

wtf? Eating a guys ass out is the most degrading thing. Im a female & when a guy asked me for a rimm job I slaped him. Hard! Id rather be stabed or shot than to eat that monkeys asshole out. I feel sorry for his victims!

[Bienville25]

When I was in jail, I turned out an 18 year boy I shared a cell with. I made him suck my cock, lick my balls, and eat my ass. I put my dick in him and he was so fucking tight. I reached around and pinched his nipples as hard as I could to make his asshole clench even tighter. I spent all night balls deep in his ass. I spooned him, did him doggy-style and made him ride me. I came inside him 4 times. Afterwards, he laid there and cried. He knew he wasn't a man any more.

[JimJonesWasDrunk]

@Bienville25 So, that makes you a queer...

[evenmix1]

@Bienville25 HBO Also has a documentary called gladiator days check that out .that's how you deal with you faggots,

[Bienville25]

@evenmix1 It's easy to be brave behind the safety and security of a computer screen. If you were in my cell, I would fuck your ass bloody and then cum in your mouth. There wouldn't be a damn thing you could or would do about it.

[evenmix1]

@Bienville25 I could say the same about you but you FUCKED A BOY .If i even heard those words i would have struck immediately and chewed a 4" hole into your throat . I am not the BITCH you fucked.But i know who you would be the guy that underestimated me .

[MaskedMumblr]

@Bienville25 He could bite off your dick when you try it. And you'd be a pathetic dickless fag for the rest of your life. And there wouldn't be a damn thing you could or would do about it.

[origenzero1]

@Bienville25 I hope fuck up so bad, the police bludgeon your faggot ass to death--you predatory scumbag. You reap what you sow, motherfucker.

[Rezxer]

@origenzero1 Ignore that guy.

He's been going around onto every single prison video posting the same bullshit hoping to get reactions. Frankly, I'd still hope he gets bludgeoned, but otherwise, he's a harmless asshole.

[mysolidarity]

he will automatically get hard when he reaches his climate?

[KiinDashTv]

@mysolidarity Phahah Right?

[weedipikia]

It's astounding that this is the punishment for crime in America, institutionalized rape and salad tossing, in some cases facilitated by the guards for inmates they don't like. Think about it, you give the warden any of your lip and you'll be bunking with the tossed salad guy. That's power. It helps keep the non-violent, non salad-tossing segment of the population in line. Do you really want to protest Wall Street? Do you want to risk an arrest record? You could just stay home and play Xbox.

[trapstar36]

Lmao Dis Has 2 Be Da Gayest Shit Ever!!!!!

[salasrcp90]

I'm certain Lil Wayne encountered this man in prison hahahha

[caliman404]

Dis nigga gay as fuck

[shinzantetsu]

dear lord,fight for your fucking life if you ever get locked up and forced to do some of this shit really...or you can go ahead and kill yo self!!!!!!!

[scottylarush]

that person is clean and that person is "decent" and that person know that thats an asshole...but in his mind he lookin at it as a pussy bc hes in prison...LOL

[GangstaCrizzab91]

"I'll cum automatically. After ten minutes." This guy and I have very different definitions of "automatically."



[SpraxIAKS]

@GangstaCrizzab91 Lol.

[saltheadd]

Prison rapist sure have it good in prison. They get to rape all the inmates they want. They can force the weaker inmates to suck their dicks and asses with or without jelly and get paid for it by extortion.

[todd8333]

@saltheadd Thats why they prison to them is paradise, all the sex they want and do not have to work for a living.

[africanbully31]

what he talkin bout? i prefer salad tossed with balsamic vinagrette and a shaving of fresh parmesan cheese

[YouSoundBored]

He'd have to kill me before I let him have the pleasure

[1angangang]

Thumbs up if chris rock sent you here?

[MrWatties123]

tossing the salad is almost as dirty as his backwards bandana

[lsimmons24]

Worst shyt I've ever heard explained. What makes it so bad is how eloquently he spoke and how shamless he was. Yuk man!!!

It's just like a p