Reality TV

[taytoupee]

Barbra!

[MJ94SM4]

Danny is a legend...

[Mst3kwoot]

Mccain is the penguin from batman?

[SerbianAmp]

My favorite reality show is America's Funniest Home Videos.

[haleyhots]

I like big brother but that just me

[cryptidsunknown2]

eww! Youre eye jiggled, or something.

[freemaster97]

reality tv is so stupid. ther all like " i do it because its not as much work almost dieng" im like get a job its safer beeotch

[LadyPumpernickel]

OMG COOOOOOOKIE CRISP!! yummmm

[GraceLikeRain25]

lol soo funny. especially the comment on amazing race

[wildbloodydragon]

Well put haha

[AnnaIsabella90]

hhahah I comment all of your videos and can't help it.. they're so fucking funny.. :D

[roAchSteW]

ahhh gradual report fix! 5 sterrrzz

[Suki373]

Nice, Dan-dan, nice.

[grindking10000]

"chicks get pregrnant if you stick your dick in them" blunt but oh so true

[3birds1stone]

lol

"Or did they not teach that in im A rich white man upper class."

[icewatever]

ah I LOVE COOKIE CRISP!!!

[Mittopotahis]

I am going to make a point of using the phrase 'ballsagne' on an incredibly over the top basis.

[Kentarules2]

rofl the begging was funny as hell.

[Goulden21]

haha oh my god hilarious vid and ihope your signature is worth a lot haha i would buy it except i am broke

oh btw that eye ball poking shit was creepy as hell

[theghostofyou13]

"im a rich white man upperclass"...

[Twistid247]

i luv juno! lol. that was funny. i wonder what it would b like to make out w/ a grizzly bear...eww.

[freewareserver]

ew the eye ball poking it gross...

[mickenoss]

If you're stuck for stuff to do, do some how-to videos! The xmas tree one was informative AND useful in my opinion =)

[minka989]

You have a pretty cool signature... I bet you practiced it =)

[unrealelle]

I agree!!!

Reality TV = Extremely Stupid.

[TubularTelevisionBra]

u just got a new subscriber. funny shit.

[solidoxygen8008]

Ballsagne... I like it

[CasualGuitarHeroGuy]

<3 Cookie Crisp, and where are you for this one? Or just a different angle, never seen that spot before on any vids

Cy

[juancamilogg]

LOL, as allways

[coolshig]

lol ya the grizzle dude

was found and when they found him the bears were like ripping apart his rib cage and shit....fucking nasty

reality's def a bitch lawl

[RaisinHail]

You look hungover, drink plenty of fluids and get some sleep, home skillet!

[quentinlynch]

sometimes... you sound like youtube's fred... sometimes.

[KinaSnax]

when?

[godofwar2master]

yeah, well gradualreport did the high pitched voice first.

[FizzyCO2]

Your eyeballs are freaking sexy.

[AlyssaIsABeyotch]

mmmmmmmmmmmm its cooooooooOOOOOOOOOOkie crisps!

[UFBVideos]

lmao :D this is so true

[UserName89]

Bears are natures assholes. Wolves are much better.

[Nic33rd]

Lacking some energy, but still sufficiently entertaining.

[umpmcgee13]

What weird ass building are you in. By the wayzers, I've seen every video you have ever made....and you still haven't talked to me danny. You are just....you are just a son of an awesome.

[latnahc]

in her defence it is really hard 2 walk on a tight rope across the grand canyon with a spoon in your mouth with a egg on it... my egg always broke:(

[jardine64]

Best video for a long time!!! Stop being so educational tho DAnny!! lol

[PandyFackleresque]

I went to school with Tommy Linz (who was on the Amazing Race and won a few years ago). He was a total douche.

[foihdzas]

Life is like a bed of roses. You have to watch out for all of the pricks, but it can also be beautiful (the rose you twat) ... okay, fine Life's a bitch and I know it.

[sadavis642]

i want twinkies bitch

[fleshwarlord]

Was a good report. Enjoyed it!

[theoreo88]

LOL such a coinky dink, im eatn capn crunch haha

[Madblaster6]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKie crisp.

[rossak349]

i like the part on tim treadwell, but dont mess with sarah palin, i could care less about macain, but us alaskans love sarah palin.

[graduaIreport]

Reality IS a bitch....really, I met her once at a bar... She was obviously drunk and kept hitting on me. She asked if we could go into the bathroom so she could perform a REALITY CHECK on me?! What does that mean?

[tobazz211]

i enjoyed this vid. id say its one of your best/funniest recently, and the bar is pretty high to start with

[ProFunTampa]

Where the fuck are you?

[BOREDandBLUEYED]

are u now a bum living in a warehouse? lol

where r u in this one danny??

[XBokuNoKuroiMayuX]

Nah. He's at his job.

[UncleBym]

Unfortunately, the bears had accepted them and being bears, thought of them as bears themselves. A 'love tap' from a grizzly hurts humans but merely arouses a bear. Oops! Thet succeeded all too well. Now if I could grow to match a grizzly in size and strength, I, too, would have no problems with the bears...*sigh* Winnie the Pooh just ate Christopher Robin!

[cletusbojangles187]

i like the studio ceilings. and as for palin, id do her

[sac2ase1]

Good One Man 5 Stars....

[mish2mash04]

lol@ the mccain impression

[Cin3ris]

I love cookie crisps!

[Punmaster]

The amazing race is a game show. It's still an awesome video, Dan!

[xpo147]

damn reality TV show always taking away time from my life.

[Mandolindsay]

CoooooOOOOOOOOkie Crisp!

[xsecretfiles]

Hi husband!

what's with the bag under the eyes, I don't remember us going to bed very late over the weekend.....

[darkally]

babies daddy: "i am f'ing red neck" and "i don't want kids"

...yep we have a real winner

[kevin7209]

Danny, I love your videos!!

[ferreak7]

Hahah your videos always cheer me up :]

[Mynda23]

"Or did they not teach that?"

Umm well no they didn't. Abstinence only, remember? This kid is proof that its the most effective way! By golly!

[TheMagdiel]

lol, I've seen Grizzlyman.

or whatever it's called :P

[teteng2222]

"Holy Balsagna." Yup.

[GoddessH2O]

Reality? I'm feelin' it. It's the "time when you can feel 'wow, i'm living this moment'"

I love you Danny.

[Steppy4lyf]

cookie crisp is amazing...

nice show today

[anbe73]

"meh meh meh meh meh meh"

i think i heard mccain say that today actually

[sledger89]

hey doodle poop, amazing race isnt a reality TV show. its in the competition category like wipe out and those prize at the end shows. but low grad rep anyway, so props to you!

[LArocca2013]

lmao

one of your funniest videos yet!!

[xxohmyx123x]

DUDE I'M EATING COOKIES CRISPS RIGHT NOW.

Lawlz. I effin' love all you videos!

[realproductions]

much praises for your high quality goofiness!

[graduaIreport]

This gradualreport was a little bit angrier than normal...

[KelliSings]

yes, this is my favourite of your vids so far danny

[Leedster618]

Ha the not funny thing is that you too would probably forget things if you were a prisoner of war in north Vietnam from 1967 to 1973. In fact, being stabbed with a bayonet and hung by your wrists for hours everyday probably makes you forget about humanity too...

Honestly though, I was pro Obama until the media went all hypocritical with this unwed mother stuff... Obama's own mother was unwed and pregnant. F*** the spin media, I'm done with voting.

[ninjadudes]

Where were you in this one danny

[AOEGuy]

LMAO. Porridge!!! XD

[SdUdExDo]

Lmfao Eyeballs..Itz thoughz thingz in your headz hehe lol :D

[HezuChryste]

I love you.

[GCgirl721]

haha.

"What's there to not understand? Chicks get pregnant when you stick your dick in them."

lmfaoo.

where did you record this video?

It looks like you're in a warehouse =P

[xxtwinkiepiratexx]

Okay Danny I got a topic for you.

Why do you always go, "I'll see you [insert name of sweet here like lemon drops, cookies, twizzlers, or niblets] tommorow?"

Honestly I wonder about that, that'd make a really good topic in my opinion, hope you consider it!

-Justin

[joshuakbrown200]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...e­yeballs

[mangafan311]

I'll see you delicious little cookie crisps tomorrow, where we discuss eyeballs. It's those things...in your head.

This show is histarical! I can't wait till tomorrow.

[HamzaNM]

I told u to look up that december 21st 2012 End of world thing.. but u just wouldnt listen danny.. boohoo!

[t0m1337n]

Haha, I wonder what people think when they see you talk to your pc at work! Anyways, thanks for the live show, notify me when its back!

[graysongman]

that thing u did w/ ur eye at the end was creepy as hell!

[music234567]

hahahhaha JUNO IS FUCKING AWESOME

[VvJUSTINvV]

i learn shit here

[sk8erchild0]

now talk shit about bama

[mle011]

My favorite reality show is Survivor! It's aaaamazing. :P

[iloveprettywoman]

hehe

[mrblisterfist]

The Grizzly guy had a long history of "death wish syndrome". Wasn't he a recovering heroin addict?

[arracutie]

lolz. "it's those things...in your head." haha, i <3 you!

[ibukiZ]

haha--somehow you made a profound statement at the end XD

[BigJim2]

Do a live show tonight cmon do it

[tannerblythe]

Amen.

[FUNNYMAHN]

danny should do skits

[gprentice303]

and danny, your videos get better every day - but id like you to do more videos out in public.. this is too sxe phil-ish, even though your vlogs are much better

[soundrone]

dude you are awsome!!! very smart humor..

[zrogoszinski]

did you know eyeball is a word made up by Shakespeare?

[shadling21]

is it weird that i understood this video? omg danny you've degenerated my MIND

[Cremnlin]

where are you?

[GreenRain5]

Hey Danny, what's your BlogTV username?

[crimsonmask420]

Poonapple...

[graduaIreport]

BlogTV name = poonapple

[gilligan07734]

you should teach what the buck a lesson on how to do a video about reality tv

[shadling21]

i second that suggestion

[MobileMediaProducts]

Another good video, Dan. The farther you get from poop and pee, the better your material. Marius

[alanaisaac5]

Haha

More power to you, I hate reality television, I flat out refuse to watch it lol

[choji824]

whats up with your sealing it doesn't have a finished look

[shadling21]

whats up with your spelling it doesn't have a finished look

[gprentice303]

He's in the same place where he interviewed the wing girl entrepreneur. I'm almost POSITIVE they live together. Yeah, he's been fucking her for quite some time now.

[shmaveyea]

good show

[Sorry100000]

Reality TV LOL....YOU LIKE IT? :-)

[sarahlikespurple]

:) you are some kind of genius.

[Angiethegreat9109]

lol i love reality TV. =]

[BraceFaceResponds]

FIRST!!!

[BraceFaceResponds]

FAIL!!!!

[ayrtondan]

No way I get to be the first to comment! Thanx for the videos Danny, have a great week

[J4gg1T]

gud vid

[D3athToWALMART]

does anyone know where this is?

[PaladinCS2007]

beast

[pepgrrl24]

Wikipedia says, "According to Principal Dwight Probasco, Wasilla High School's curriculum pushes abstinence education. The school is prohibited from distributing contraception."

Palin's daughter attends that school. Ha ha. Anything to say about that, Danny?

[D3athToWALMART]

does anyone know where this is?

[spartan5566]

woah 4 veiws

[kylebrit]

Still First!

[spartan5566]

omg first? 4 viewss

[kylebrit]

First!

[travisboy1es]

first

[wildbilliamtm]

dnt make fun of mccain dick

[QuiteAware]

Holy shit... You did actual news. I liked it.

[keyboardviolation]

I really want a waffle now.

[NiwdogNave]

Creepy-kens. I just had this conversation today with me step motha.

[drumminjk924]

Woot!!! cookie crisp!!!!!

[ukuleleko]

ok thats it, youre amazing!

[gardenstate761]

where are you? that doesnt look like your room

[mmdghr]

i wanta see you on survivor !!!!!!! lol

[froman46992]

ninja warrior ftw

[CAlex6977]

Get all Jane Goodall on the grizzly bears....ROFLMAO

[TheyROutThere]

claps claps claps

Nicely done...as always.

[SuperAtheist]

if mccain gets elected, we should start a pool on when his vp will kill him & how.

I got 2yrs 1mo & with her vagina.

explanation:

you can be president for a maximum of 10yrs so if he dies in less than 2yrs she can only run one more time.

with her vagina to make it look like sex gone wrong.

[igotproblems123]

awesome

you shoot that at work?

[roaz134]

Whoa that looked weird when you were poking your eye in the end.

[AlistairMorgan]

im probably not first but my screen says so, best reality tv show, fear factor or LOST. and you may say, hey alistairmorgan, lost isnt a reality tv show, ya, well up yours BUCkO!!1

[ste4test]

classic

[rorytsewell]

hey danny you moved?

[raptor750r]

EW i don't like when you move your eyeball!

[kristinsaine]

hahhahaha. i love you danny <333

[theonemoo]

Blarg... School began today and it was very boring...

Why dont you do a show on, "Who are they going to pick next for movie trailer voices?" Sense the current guy died.

[rauggo]

im gessing your for Obama.......lol me too

[Subpyr0]

rofl u own

[wallmasterr]

nope :P

[Whipster180]

GOD I am so tempted to just all cap "FIRST" here...

Reality TV is not reality TV from what I've always seen, although I didn't know about that grizzly diary thing (and sadly I LOL at their stupidity, I'm going to hell)...

Great show Danny!

[Prezz15]

great as usual Danny!

[untouchedninja]

first!

[wallmasterr]

first?

[dcfatkid305]

i love chicken. oh hot dam this is my jam keep me partyin til lthe am.

[R3DxWarri0r]

FIRST MAYBE

[chud1990]

Cool

[silentclipper]

1st comment love your vids

[ratherintelligentmen]

Zero views. That either means I'm the first viewer, or I'm another one of those douches that yells "FIRST" in their comments.

[jluvisions]

seems like the more videos he makes, the more he seems normal. Or it must be me getting use to it. His earlier videos he was so out there. Now not so much. But still entertaining.

[Moohu]

"National Lampoons Lost Reality one and two" This is what i call real Reality TV... Amazing Racist, Beer goggles, Midget wars, Dumpster Dinner

[SickyMcManda]

holy crap, i was eating cookie crisps while watching this. hahaha, you're a badass danny.

[ishybelle]

aww reality tv its only benefit was giving the idea to the office :D

[Wolfendeath]

Grizzly man....i love that movie...dudes psycho.

[socc3rplay3r1]

lol bad choice as a runningmate

[TheBlueFalconX]

Heheh ima rich white man upperclass

[rickster798]

I love danny, No homo

[fanden93]

danny is the shit!

[ninjaaaw]

lol great..... i want cookie crisps now :(

lol juno ... cause shes from alaska lol you made mcain sound like a