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  • also some people use the large clippers to take the nails off in one cut rather 3 or four times btw

  • I thought this was a chris pirillo look alike when i glanced at the thumbnail :3

  • Can I Sand My Nails? Is That Ok For a Guy Or? No??

  • I hate the way you act. I hate the way you almost constantly yell when you try to talk. Why do you yell so much? You're alone in your bathroom talking to a camera. Shut up. Keep it down. I think your videos are great I enjoy them but you are very annoying in the way that you act and talk, Be normal and your videos would be much easier to watch.

  • i bite my toe nails...

  • your superdooper aooper booper cooper deooper funny

  • 2.29 epic face.

  • he has 2 big windows in his bathroom, Probably old people see him in the shower :D

  • Remember: If you see any white, you gotta knock it outta sight!

  • thanks for the tips! I got loads of perfect MAC makeup from Gratis Makeup Samples - they'll last me ages!

  • sorry, but i only have money for one pair of clippers. which is the big kind :D

  • Moonshoes? ha ha

  • Personally I like my fingernails long. Clean, but long. about 1/2 to 1 cm. I also paint my fingernails...

  • hahahahaha

  • where's the one for the toenails lol

  • I have to clip my nails like every 5 days, they grow so fast. Are their any tips to remove and keep hangnails away?

  • I like to keep the white off too. Because dirt under your nail shows fast. Also, if you clip the white down, it will be easier to clean your nails. You won't have to stick anything under your nail to scratch out dirt. You just wash your hands and the dirt comes right out.

  • i wanna hit you your so annoying

  • Nice hoodie!

  • I WANT THAT HOODIE. I'm assuming I'm the only person to post this.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS VIDEO!

    I'm disgusted by guy's that don't cut their nails. Come on guys, do it for the ladies!

  • toenail clippers forever!

  • "do u see any white" no i paint my nails black :L

  • wow

  • Boring amd lame..

  • Great Chris! Keep em commin'!

  • Well from health class my teacher said, fingernails get cut round, toe nails striaght across

  • 5:03 what if the guy's gay :O

  • Mr. Pirillo is very heterosexist, doesn't seem to think geeks can be gay... like most heterosexuals are.

  • I'm sorry....what?

  • hmm.. hetero's are gay?

  • 50 dollrs for nail clippers :0

  • That's a pretty different video for you Chris.

  • I don't understand you, I don't understand you, I just don't understand you, I don't understand you;

    I don't understand the things you say. Actually, I do. But it's in reference to YOUR reference. :-)

  • ur so feezy

  • I have fingernail clippers with a lifetime warrantee. If they ever get dull, they replace them for free.

    I use them to cut Coax cable sometimes~ xD

  • my typing speed will get better.......

  • if i still bit my nails there might be alot of dog poop and other such things in my mouth o.0

    also i'll probly send my friend a link to this vid the white tip of his finger nails are seriously this long -----

  • he's doing as well errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 3:47

  • i dont see white.... i see brown. JK! good vid

  • No, a few mm of nail is good. You shouldn't trim all the nail off.

  • funny my nails  dont grow ;(

  • This was kind of a wakeup call for me im in high school and still bite my nails i tried to stop but couldnt. now im gonna try real hard. Thank Chris

  • i wish i could bite my finger nail clippers sometimes they get long and im to lazy to cut them then in school they annoy me and i try to bite them and they wont go

  • DONT EVER BITE 'EM! If you bite off too much its gonna hurt like shit!

  • A beautiful car that if I had hit while he made that turn would have sued for it and painted it red. :>)

  • if anyone goes to chris's house, cut your nails.

  • Ive always used my built in fingernail clippers...my 4 front teeth. See the great thing about using your teeth is you can then use the clipping as a toothpick. Yeah and you don't even have to touch it, just use your tongue to shove the clipping in and out of your tooth cracks. Weeee!

  • But it looks dirty >_>

  • is this meant to be a parody?

  • You're awesome, Chris!

  • You have to leave some white or else the nail is too short and you can have an infection. Anyway, I would like to see another tech video soon.

  • I thought this channel was only for tech

  • 3:01 to 3:06 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! LMAO

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  • I know that where is this going, Chris wants to destroy or at least minimise the geek stereotype image

    I´m talking about what almost every movei show us, the nerdy guy is always introduced with one eyebrown, he smells, has long nails...

    I think Chris is fighting against this "image"

  • Yes, exactly. I reached the same conclusion. I have watched (and learned from) Chris giving advice on tech issues for over 3 years, and never have I been able to say "I know more about what Chris is saying than he does". With regard to grooming, I do. However, I realized that the issue here is that Chris reaches and has a voice with exactly the demograph of guys who would never otherwise look for, or know this stuff. More power to you, Chris. Clean dem gits up, mate.

  • That´s NERDS. Chris is a geek. Geeks aren´t nerdy, they are geeky.:P

  • That song reference is "Fingertips" By: They Might Be Giants.

  • last my nose..... LOL

  • hahahaha go chris!

    'unless your finges look like toes' hahaha _-_

  • who im unsubcribeing becuse you are making gay vid sorry

  • YOU NEED TO CLIP YOUR FREEKING FINGERNAILS DUDE!!! lol 6:36

  • chris, no one cares

  • how much did they pay him?

  • Lol,

    I wouldn't say people who use toe nail clippers on their fingers are idiots. Thats rather harsh. I've used them before and they work quite well and get the job done quicker.

  • 6:38

    lol

  • fingertips-they might be giants.

  • Chris , Iam currently unsubscribing from You tube . I was a fanboy, but now not so much. Chris you need some help,get some . Take care and god bless...Boob

  • hehe come on. that's just stupid.

  • lol Chris burn all this on a DVD and sell it on eBay trust me you'll make a lot of money, just dont forget to pay me 10% for the idea :D

  • They might be giants! CALLED IT!

  • lol I know it's disgusting to bite my nails, but I'm addicted to it. i don't even realize I'm doing it most of the time.

  • hmm... in all your vids about beauty the cam is in the exact same place. I wonder what else you use it for...

    =P

  • why don't you say your e-mail adress?

  • my finger nails have like 2 milimiters of white!!! GOTTA FIND THE NAIL CLIPPERS!!!

  • I like that jacket.

  • im a biter and it makes me sad :(

  • like anyone didn't know that you should cut your fingernails

  • theres some people out there, once saw a guy that only one of his fingernails, he's thumb was like 10 fucking centimeters, it was so gross!

  • 1mm = 0.0394"

    just so people are not confused on the metric/iimp conversion

    :P

  • is he going crazy?

  • that could be possible

  • i would really like a five minute video of you saying "dude" over and over

  • lol lockergnome's rants are classic

  • Chris, you look disgustingly young for your age. Something you're doing must be working.

  • wow, this guy has really gone off, started a few years ago with good vids on tech stuff and that started getting lame and now this, basicaly he is making fun of all his viewers by teaching them how to do everyday things. the Chris Pirillo wave is over,........NEXT

  • i cant stand it with out just a little white at the top. just that feeling gets me mad somehow....

  • chris should see my toe nails. Oh man those guys gets cut 2-3 times a year lol

  • not called for....... fucking scuttle

  • They Might Be Giants suck

  • I use fire

  • lol

  • wtf are you doing in the bathroom lol

  • What do you think... >_>

  • I've been waiting for a long time for you to finally move over to HD. Now you do, but only on your stupid tips for guys. How about a little HD on your normal videos?

  • his normal videos are recorded from live streams. Thats why they are not hd

  • Oooo, no wonder i've been waiting so long. Is it even possible to do HD streaming?

  • Possibly, but it would suck up tons of bandwidth. Even Tv stations only use 420p.

  • the normal videos are streams, so not HD

  • No matter how much funny he tries to look this motherfkr just ain't funny.

    anyways i use toe nail clipper to cut my finger nail. it ain't that bad. its good

  • ok so chris is great but the whole GEEK cluture is way over played.... i realized that you built a career off of it but seriously. most people that watch this are in the tech community. i think we get it

  • god i hate the repetitive intro, "hey its chris here cosmetic tips for DUDES.. girls gurus blablahblah

  • well soon or eventually he will stop saying the girls gurus and all that stuff....

  • wow, i never knew chris had a feminine side! lol

  • Oh Chris doesn't make himself bleed... lol cool video.

  • 0:23 yes

  • cosmetics tips?

    wtf chris

  • Chris, its better to have a tiny bit of white on your finger nails than have none. about 0.2mm will do, you just need a tiny bit of white.

  • I personally like a 3/4mm of white at the end of my fingernails. It's nice :)

  • zzzzzzzzz

  • chris wtf

  • Chris is gangsta!

  • Chris you're scaring me

  • I need my fingernails for classical guitar!

  • i dont really think most guys care what they look like

  • finger tips..  HA APPLE!

  • LOL

  • I have white nails all ways clean and neat =] good tip Chris keep them up!

  • Whats wrong with women making beauty tips. Glamorous women making more women glamorous = every women glamorous.

  • I takes one to no one,

    Awesome Video!!!! when are you going to get back to the PC tutorials these are cool lol

  • When hes clearly happily married. Idiot.

  • Is that meant to offend/insult me?

    Your clearly somebody who cant take being proven wrong.

    Stupid Idiot.

  • just did myne y day

  • I don't get why they make toe nail clippers and finger nail clippers,there the same! it doesn't matter.

  • Nope. Toes are thicker. Toe cutters are usually stronger and larger.

  • I do bite nails. But I do it when I'm in the shower, and of course after I've washed and scrubbed away anything that might be underneath the nails. And quite frankly, when you take your time, you won't even see the difference.

    But I mostly bite them because nail clippers tend to clip them too short.

    And since I use my nails as tools in like a dozen of different situations, I'd rather have some dead white to spare. Unless I go to a party or something of course, then I just cut it all off.

  • wtf

  • I know someone and they didn't clip their nails in over a year EVERYONE was telling him clip them.

  • Lol only a year! someone at my old school never did them lol.

  • My white is always visable, otherwise it's way too short and thats very annoying imho lol

  • Damn, that is one gorgeous water closet!!!! Mine is so bland and 90s style, it's not even funny!

  • lol! DUDE!!!, nice vid chris

  • I can't stop biting mine :(

  • get anti-biting agent helped me.

  • LOL! These beauty tips vids are awesome :P You're so funny LOL :P

  • Finger nail,

    they do everything for males...

    lo0ol!!

  • acne tip please

  • 'Clean & Clear' works very well for acne on the face or pretty much anywhere on ur body ;)

  • dude chris you need to make a video that can help us with acme problems,etc.

  • Worms????

  • Gritz, Ooh Aah?

  • you have white nails!

  • use nail scirrors, much easier

  • thats what she said

    5:36

  • you get worms chewing your nails..

  • What was that???

    To (Chris' right)!!

    3:27

  • Looked like the reflection of something at the lens of the camera.

  • Why does it move left, then right?

  • Probably because the reflective object was moving, for example, the fingernails clippers, he was moving them a lot in the video, the light might have reflected off the clippers into the lens when he was moving them around.

  • Aha. Maybe you're right.

  • Wow! what a wake up call! I had always chewed my nails. My toenails are interesting for me to chew. LOL Now after realizing after scratching the cats butt, I have been chewing my nails? LOLOLOL

  • Thanks!!! YEAH Now I can use it ;D

  • finally no more internal server error

  • Especially when the person has scratched their ass, penis or vagina. I thought you were gonna show the tweezers and the nail clippers. Ryan had nice trimmed nails and hands. LOL.

  • I like a little bit of white. Hurts less.

  • This man expects us to take hygiene tips from him? Hmm...

  • 50$ for finger nails? lol.. i hope your joking :P

  • i thought he was picking his nose but then it was obvious its his biting his nails lol

  • Why passive aggressive?

  • LOL..Men folk!!!

  • It feels uncomfortable when I have short nails. They're not ridiculously long or anything, but they come in handy for opening things, and even typing. 8]