Companies kill animals to make meat all the time, but if a normal citizen even tries it, they consider it "animal cruelty"?! HYPOCRITES! And the word "marinate" reminds me of "marinara" sauce. YUM!
I actually call my sister Frida Kahlo and Groucho Marks as a joke (which lead to her developing a complex over facial hair) So i HAD to play her this video (she also loves cats)
Thank you once again Mr.PIEGUY for helping me terrorize my sister :D
I've heard Asian countries ate cat and dog meat, but I haven't seen it personally. I'm pretty sure that Filipinos eat dog and Chinese eat cat (as in Tigers), while Japanese eat whales.
I personally don't see anything wrong with eating any animals meat unless it is endangered or its someone's pet. Do you know how many cats and dogs get "put down" at animal shelters? That could be used to feed a starving person.
I'd eat a cat or dog... I mean, you can't judge someone for eating their pets if you've ever eaten a hamburger. That burger came from an animal *obviously* and your pets are animals... so why can't I eat them? If I'm ever out of country and am offered cat or dog, I'm definitely going to try it at least once.
@Gibblefarts Cause a cow don't give a fuck about you...but your dog....or sometimes your cat loves you....would you eat a golden retriever or a pug?? that's not cool....
@0adireita You are quite mistaken. Cows are pretty intelligent, go feed a calf you've raised from birth and say that little bugger doesn't care for you. Dogs only care about us because we have bred them to. Seriously, they have done the same thing with foxes and only 3 or 4 generations in from original wild foxes has already shown they look more like domesticated dogs and crave human attention rather than going into the wild.
@Gibblefarts we all have or had dogs....we all have or had interactions with pets....playing with a cow is not the same thing that playing with a dog....
walking on the street...you see a dog and think ''uhmmm it must be delicius!'' We can't compare something that was made for eating...humans have been eating cows for centuries (i think :)) but dogs? maybe in China....
@0adireita You are looking at the consumption of dog meat from a very biased perspective. In Canada you are allowed to sell dog meat, China, Taiwan, Ghana, Hawaii *used to*, and even France used to consume dog until recently in our history. If you are basing your love for dogs off of intelligence, you don't have trouble eating a pig... and a pig is smarter than a dog by a good margin. I love dogs, but I know there is no difference between my food and them except their ability to obey.
@0adireita If they didn't obey our commands for the last 15,000 years... why would we have ever excepted them into our homes? The first dogs weren't created just to pet... they were created as tools to help us out. That is what allowed us to put them in such high standard in our minds. They are obedient, and have valuable assets to help further our survival. A cow might not be able to do a dogs job, but there is no reason a dog can't do a cows job.
@0adireita Every dog you see was engineered by mankind. There is no wild chihuahua running around in mexico. If you can engineer a dog for hunting, you can engineer a dog for eating.
@Microsoftultimatefan Well yeah thats obviously true... I don't expect people to go butcher the family pet if they get hungry. I would definitely try dog and cat meat, but they don't really produce a lot of meat so it seems rather pointless compared to the cow though. But if I'm ever about to die from hunger for some reason... Fido's going down.
It actually isn't illegal to eat cat and dog, but you have to buy an animal that was used for food. And this man might have been from a different country.
I love your show. Just a tip, I would try working your dialog less "read" and maybe use more expressions with your hands/face. OR go in the total opposite direction and make it super dead-pan. Right now it's in between and a little confusing.
some people wear there "shades" indoors because the lights hurt there eyes like old people or people who stair at the sun and burned out there eyes so that every light hurts
"women are free to do anything to their own body as long it is not legal" they can now become a man with 69 dicks, or a woman with 69 pussies, mmm, pussy fillet.
Nothing different from eating a cat instead of a pig or a dog instead of a pig. Pigs have been proven to actually be smarter than both i believe. however, pig is yummy and i think dogs are way to cute to eat (same with kitties!)
Like the damn feminist have not screwed up our lives enough since the 70s? Now they want us looking like a cyclops! They can all follow Thelma & Louis to drive off the Grand Canyon!
@AttentionDefiOhShiny Yes - I said illegal but I said it so fast it sounds like legal. I was going to put a message about that is it was too hard to fix this late in the game.
its just... why would he want to eat the cat and then why would he leave it alive?
hmm the thought of cooking something that is normally a pet is too I guess different to me to come up with anything. Did you mean to say that Women can do anything with their own body as long as its not Illegal?
@Dasiyssis Why? You eat other meats don't you? Unless you believe it morally wrong to kill animals period, I do not see a logical reason you would eat everything else but cats.
@guckenberger What I meant by it is that it's just doesn't seem right to kill a house-pet. I get a chicken or a cow but not the family pet. Yes, I do eat other meats then common ones(like chicken, pork,beff etc.) but I would never eat a cat or dog because I feel they are to loyal to eat. See where I'm going? I'm not saying people everywhere should stop eating what they are eating, but somethings I would never try like cat/dog meat.
why the fuck would someone eat a cat DAMN No wonder why he is lonley is and Gay
MIZZERJoey 7 months ago
Awesome
LeavesMeAlone 9 months ago
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i like this one!
MilkySwan 1 year ago
I totally agree with your punnishment for the kitty kook
4evamissmakeup 1 year ago
It's a good video. It made me smile and laugh a bit. Keep it up! ^u^
MadHatter304 1 year ago
Lol this guy is an idiot xD
Lier356 1 year ago
nice video
Marolie97 1 year ago
subbed
MLPKDS 1 year ago
WTF???
MadLads2k10 1 year ago
Ok I like. I will be tuning in for a giggle or two.
LadeeKoko 1 year ago
AHAHAHA! OMG THIS IS FUNNY!(:
Marina52197 1 year ago
:3
MagicStraightJacket 1 year ago
LOL! THIS ROX!!!
Lucky34760 1 year ago
Nice creativity xDD
LightSkin35 1 year ago
i get ur message i will sub?
MANUTDJG 1 year ago
shitzu starters ;) seriously i like lol thumbs up from me AND a suscribe :L
MCRricky 1 year ago
I like it ; )
MaartenDomino 1 year ago
LOL! This is clever
LunaLovegood33 1 year ago
This is really unique, and I like it! Good job for making something actually funny, and not just plain dumb. ;D
LinkLuvr1313 1 year ago
it's cool how you did the beginning :)
Lien6100 1 year ago
kinda nice idea for a new show :) its so different than many other shows on tv , this would maybe grow into a good show :D
LivetysWiretys 1 year ago
Uh, I got lost...who did u tell to go to hell on the phone?
Licmycat 1 year ago 3
@Licmycat It was a recorded message from my car dealership. I just played along.
P13Guy 1 year ago
Wheres my ice-cream truck?
LittleChicken117 1 year ago
@LittleChicken117 I'm guessing you didn't make it to the intermission.
P13Guy 1 year ago
@P13Guy BUT YOU SAID I COULD TAKE ANYTHING FROM ICE-CREAM TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
LittleChicken117 1 year ago
@P13Guy hey this is nice for you;)
ManGrayWolf 1 year ago
Lol!!
You: Mhmm...
*pause*
You: Alright...
*Short pause*
You: Goto hell.
LOOLOLOLOL!
LadyLikeParsley 1 year ago
Needs moar Fluffeh!
MasterShinigami09 1 year ago
Hey mention my page on ur next vid and my name is how to prep your cat (with or w/out all organs.)
copycat312 1 year ago
Fishy fondu, how to make ubbles into stew without the kids noticing
mlgp7223 1 year ago
Cream of Cat soup :) Mmmm
Connordude37 1 year ago
You have a cat?! Can you please show it in your next video?! :D
MeerKat186 1 year ago
Companies kill animals to make meat all the time, but if a normal citizen even tries it, they consider it "animal cruelty"?! HYPOCRITES! And the word "marinate" reminds me of "marinara" sauce. YUM!
2winitall 1 year ago
1001 way to make canine (and/or Feline) Devine
EzioAuditoreXIII 1 year ago
haha, tags say green arms. why would tutorial be in there? i can see the animation part, but not the tutorial.
magiclice 1 year ago
Frying Fluffy and Sauteeing Spot.
(spelling?)
AttractivelyUncool 1 year ago
I actually call my sister Frida Kahlo and Groucho Marks as a joke (which lead to her developing a complex over facial hair) So i HAD to play her this video (she also loves cats)
Thank you once again Mr.PIEGUY for helping me terrorize my sister :D
AttractivelyUncool 1 year ago
So you're tired of Fluffy....
tfeth282 1 year ago
rofl ''Mhm'' ''yeah.'' ''Go to hell.. -hang up-''. I rofled so hard at that part xD
blAz3rd00d 1 year ago
the only reason that i can think of wearing eyeglasses indoors is to see how it looks in the mirror or u just had eyesurgey
wait thats 2 reasons XD
61lpsfan 1 year ago
It's a little obvious that retarded (all) feminist would try to do stupid shit like that and expect a positive result.
AnEvilLemon 1 year ago
hamster stew for dummies
ElSonambulo6 1 year ago
Hey dude, I love your videos, and this was hilarious. By the way, that bevel effect is making me cringe xD Just blur it out and increase it :D
anim8ordude 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
At the end when your doing bloopers, you should show some of the highest rated comments from the prior video at the bottom of the screen.
sqhschief 1 year ago
Puppy Pies and other easy recipes
TheNerdLikesPie 1 year ago
Cooking Canines: How to marinade your maltese, barbeque your border collie, and chew your chow chow
Graciegirl328 1 year ago
Where do you get all this strange news?
dudleland 1 year ago
2nd half lmao... shocked at first
stardark113055 1 year ago
Family pet recipes:
* Creme de Pussy
* Ham-ster a la mode
* Hot Dogs
eproulx 1 year ago
you have a good show man, the 1 thing i dont like is wen u do the likey thing (the icecream)
alienman1000 1 year ago
what with the phone?
grey790 1 year ago
@grey790 It was an automated message from my car dealership. I pretended to listen attentively before telling the message to go to hell.
P13Guy 1 year ago 2
@P13Guy ok cool
grey790 1 year ago
@P13Guy lol boss
Emil18ftw 1 year ago
I've heard Asian countries ate cat and dog meat, but I haven't seen it personally. I'm pretty sure that Filipinos eat dog and Chinese eat cat (as in Tigers), while Japanese eat whales.
I personally don't see anything wrong with eating any animals meat unless it is endangered or its someone's pet. Do you know how many cats and dogs get "put down" at animal shelters? That could be used to feed a starving person.
Chinaman96792 1 year ago
I heard some people in the china region eat fried cats and dogs meat o-o
ISSAxKINOxEYNA 1 year ago
god dang it I looked for my phone
inuasha880 1 year ago
Girls in france are growing out armpit hair, It's a jungle down there.
WhateverFlows100 1 year ago
@WhateverFlows100 don't you up o-o
ISSAxKINOxEYNA 1 year ago
@ISSAxKINOxEYNA Really? Speak some english, I don't understand you. -_-
WhateverFlows100 1 year ago
sick people in this world man
WillyM79 1 year ago
XD That was a telemarketer at the end wasn't it. I hate those guys.
DavidWellz 1 year ago
I look forward to your videos every week :)
courtneyispimp 1 year ago 2
@courtneyispimp I look forward to making a video every week :)
P13Guy 1 year ago 7
@courtneyispimp as do I.
98donkeydude 1 year ago
literaly "hot dogs"
100crazzyguy 1 year ago 2
1:37
Hahaha
SirPreyasThe619 1 year ago
i like my woman with a mustache.....but not in her face
0adireita 1 year ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the best part is Movember one LOL U ROCK
123azo0oze123 1 year ago
I'd eat a cat or dog... I mean, you can't judge someone for eating their pets if you've ever eaten a hamburger. That burger came from an animal *obviously* and your pets are animals... so why can't I eat them? If I'm ever out of country and am offered cat or dog, I'm definitely going to try it at least once.
Gibblefarts 1 year ago
@Gibblefarts Cause a cow don't give a fuck about you...but your dog....or sometimes your cat loves you....would you eat a golden retriever or a pug?? that's not cool....
0adireita 1 year ago
@0adireita You are quite mistaken. Cows are pretty intelligent, go feed a calf you've raised from birth and say that little bugger doesn't care for you. Dogs only care about us because we have bred them to. Seriously, they have done the same thing with foxes and only 3 or 4 generations in from original wild foxes has already shown they look more like domesticated dogs and crave human attention rather than going into the wild.
Gibblefarts 1 year ago
@Gibblefarts we all have or had dogs....we all have or had interactions with pets....playing with a cow is not the same thing that playing with a dog....
walking on the street...you see a dog and think ''uhmmm it must be delicius!'' We can't compare something that was made for eating...humans have been eating cows for centuries (i think :)) but dogs? maybe in China....
0adireita 1 year ago
@0adireita You are looking at the consumption of dog meat from a very biased perspective. In Canada you are allowed to sell dog meat, China, Taiwan, Ghana, Hawaii *used to*, and even France used to consume dog until recently in our history. If you are basing your love for dogs off of intelligence, you don't have trouble eating a pig... and a pig is smarter than a dog by a good margin. I love dogs, but I know there is no difference between my food and them except their ability to obey.
Gibblefarts 1 year ago
@0adireita If they didn't obey our commands for the last 15,000 years... why would we have ever excepted them into our homes? The first dogs weren't created just to pet... they were created as tools to help us out. That is what allowed us to put them in such high standard in our minds. They are obedient, and have valuable assets to help further our survival. A cow might not be able to do a dogs job, but there is no reason a dog can't do a cows job.
Gibblefarts 1 year ago
@0adireita Every dog you see was engineered by mankind. There is no wild chihuahua running around in mexico. If you can engineer a dog for hunting, you can engineer a dog for eating.
Gibblefarts 1 year ago
@Gibblefarts yeah....a fat boxer
0adireita 1 year ago
@Gibblefarts You're kidding, right?
Microsoftultimatefan 1 year ago
@Microsoftultimatefan About what? That the dog is just another animal that could be easily used for consumption?
Gibblefarts 1 year ago
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@Gibblefarts Eating your own pets is like eating your own family.
Microsoftultimatefan 1 year ago
@Gibblefarts Maybe if you didn't know the dog or cat, then it would be OK.
Microsoftultimatefan 1 year ago
@Microsoftultimatefan Well yeah thats obviously true... I don't expect people to go butcher the family pet if they get hungry. I would definitely try dog and cat meat, but they don't really produce a lot of meat so it seems rather pointless compared to the cow though. But if I'm ever about to die from hunger for some reason... Fido's going down.
Gibblefarts 1 year ago
My hubby grew up in Hawaii. You had to go to the back and ask for the "special" Manapua aka "Mao Bao", made with cat rather than pork.
Great video.
PlaymateMama 1 year ago
Kitten In the Kitchen: Recipes to Fine Chinese Dining
Cl0ne66 1 year ago
Bunny Boiling
DragonsRule02 1 year ago
It actually isn't illegal to eat cat and dog, but you have to buy an animal that was used for food. And this man might have been from a different country.
candle2k 1 year ago
"Beagle Burgers, Collie Cuts, and Malamute Mignon: Affordable and Easy Recipes", by Geneva Cruz
"Spaniel Stew: The Breakfast of Champions", by Manny Pacquiao
"Askal Ribs: A Manila Delicacy", by Bong Revilla
"Kris Aquino's Secret Recipes" (emphasis on secret)
RavnDream 1 year ago 8
@RavnDream Good Stuff :)
P13Guy 1 year ago
@P13Guy *takes a bow* Thank you! =)
RavnDream 1 year ago
:) this vid is better than your last couple put together
not sure why i think its because you're eyes look much more earnest for some reason
12ewatki 1 year ago
Hmm I was smelling yoghurt throughout the entire video, but now the smell is gone o.O
bangNL94 1 year ago
how to fry betas is a name because i thought of my beta. but i wouldnt fry my beta fish
Cameron4467 1 year ago
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delfishous food
terriblefilms13 1 year ago
delfishous food
terriblefilms13 1 year ago
Cato Burrito!
HeartBronkenAngel 1 year ago
gourmet cat meals
ItsDianaSkye 1 year ago
hell we eat the cow, but it's a sacred animal in India.
MatrixMasta2009 1 year ago
Cat Sundae
BlittleMcNilsen 1 year ago
I love your show. Just a tip, I would try working your dialog less "read" and maybe use more expressions with your hands/face. OR go in the total opposite direction and make it super dead-pan. Right now it's in between and a little confusing.
alyshells 1 year ago
in Vietnam,my dad used to eat dog,but one day he got drunk and i guess his conscience caught up to him and stopped.
dijpinCPBillyjime 1 year ago
el catorio
punbaca 1 year ago
Cat Soup for the Soul
ElderOfMars 1 year ago
Canine Cake and Other Delicious Animal Recipes
123PokemonFan 1 year ago
3:49 You just offended MysteryGuitarMan, shame on you. Lol, jokes
EmoticonMayhem 1 year ago
"Delicious Dogs." or "Cats for the Connoisseur."
theBarefoot 1 year ago
"Mhm, yes, yeah... Mhm... Go to hell."
CordyBear1 1 year ago
I totally agree with that punishment with the cat guy. but instead of a few days stay for a month and the only thing he can eat is cat poo.
shadowedfigure08 1 year ago 2
Mr. P13......... you are awesome !!!!
Aqeelious 1 year ago
some people wear there "shades" indoors because the lights hurt there eyes like old people or people who stair at the sun and burned out there eyes so that every light hurts
MJG164 1 year ago
@MJG164 or there stevie wonder lol
Junedude433 1 year ago
@Junedude433 thats true
MJG164 1 year ago
@MJG164 I'm sure he was talking about the people who think they're beyond cool.
PlaymateMama 1 year ago
@PlaymateMama Yes, exactly.
P13Guy 1 year ago
@PlaymateMama I know but I thought I'd put in my own little thought I had at the moment lol
MJG164 1 year ago
At 2:50 you said "Women can do anything to their own body as long as it is not legal". Just figured you should know, also kinda funny!
Sk4rr3d 1 year ago
fast feline feasts!
Fargosis16 1 year ago
Shepard Soup & other delacises :) lol random phone call :P
hugesbspfreak 1 year ago
'How to cook your animal'. Thanks for the post, although eating pets made me a little sick.
Thearl 1 year ago
"women are free to do anything to their own body as long it is not legal" they can now become a man with 69 dicks, or a woman with 69 pussies, mmm, pussy fillet.
thrillzonevideos 1 year ago
'101 Ways to Wok Your Dog'
Re: large women wearing thongs. Thanks, I now have a mental image of a flossing walrus that I can't get out of my head.
otakop67 1 year ago
Marinated Molly Meal.
vasemedroserii 1 year ago
Nothing different from eating a cat instead of a pig or a dog instead of a pig. Pigs have been proven to actually be smarter than both i believe. however, pig is yummy and i think dogs are way to cute to eat (same with kitties!)
callethathegreat 1 year ago 3
15th?
deltaprime1000 1 year ago
Like the damn feminist have not screwed up our lives enough since the 70s? Now they want us looking like a cyclops! They can all follow Thelma & Louis to drive off the Grand Canyon!
Godzie1 1 year ago 2
"As long as it's not legal"?!?!?1
AttentionDefiOhShiny 1 year ago 13
@AttentionDefiOhShiny Yes - I said illegal but I said it so fast it sounds like legal. I was going to put a message about that is it was too hard to fix this late in the game.
P13Guy 1 year ago 13
@P13Guy Actualy you said legal, you just missed the "il" part.
Thats how fast you were :P
Scatertom1 1 year ago
its just... why would he want to eat the cat and then why would he leave it alive?
hmm the thought of cooking something that is normally a pet is too I guess different to me to come up with anything. Did you mean to say that Women can do anything with their own body as long as its not Illegal?
McGack1 1 year ago
sixth
iccmr 1 year ago
the joy of cooking fluffee burger
cordell1999 1 year ago
i want to kill a cat who want's to eat it ? :P
GMC13G 1 year ago
@GMC13G i only eat dogs XD
Massakre8492nd 1 year ago
@Massakre8492nd :DD
GMC13G 1 year ago
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GMC13G 1 year ago
what????
cordell1999 1 year ago
lol what?
pscman3 1 year ago
Cat on a stick!
damienjameszimbrick 1 year ago
eeewww who would eat a cat? that's just wrong!
Dasiyssis 1 year ago
@Dasiyssis Why? You eat other meats don't you? Unless you believe it morally wrong to kill animals period, I do not see a logical reason you would eat everything else but cats.
guckenberger 1 year ago
@guckenberger What I meant by it is that it's just doesn't seem right to kill a house-pet. I get a chicken or a cow but not the family pet. Yes, I do eat other meats then common ones(like chicken, pork,beff etc.) but I would never eat a cat or dog because I feel they are to loyal to eat. See where I'm going? I'm not saying people everywhere should stop eating what they are eating, but somethings I would never try like cat/dog meat.
Dasiyssis 1 year ago
yummy, cat!
Balllexxx 1 year ago
first!
shadow1234123411 1 year ago