FIVEOHfirst Music Video Trilogy 1/3: Brobiwan-Kenobi

[JoeCamel696969]

@waterlily0777 YOU WANNA TALK PERVERTED MOTHER FUCKER?!?! HUH!?!? How about that time you fuckin ripped out your grandmas tampon and slapped yur dad in the face with it while your little brother fingered your asshole? YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT!? Fucking gross. So howbout YOU get a life instead of bitching about your bitchy shit on this bitchy video and stop jerking off to monkeys pissing on each other. You fuckin blockhead. I bet you totally fuckin love mayonnaise all over your asshole. Sick Fuck

[JoeCamel696969]

@waterlily0777 You literally misspelled like 7 things in there buddy. Stop jerking off to the video and concentrate on typing next time. BTW, "premature" does not work the way you used it in that sentence faggot. When trying to insult someones intelligence, try and do it correctly. Anyway, you are a big ol' bitchy gay boy with a massive hard on for the gays in this video. Lady Gaga shouldn't thank the gays, 5OHFirst should... Cuz you're gay... You and everyone else on here... including me :)

[imwazian]

dude ive watched this video quite a few times and i just realized that lars licks chris at the end

[TheLC1206]

TheMrsJacobBlack88 and BeautyWidBrains can have Lars (even though he is pretty fine =] ), but I totally call Craig...if he'll have me?

[Ripperlycan]

Quiero traer a FIVEOHfirst a México, si te gustaría verlos contactame en mi canal de youtube, con ayuda de los Fans podemos hacer esto!!

[Emmalove432]

@ any haters, guys, if you dont like them, then why do you keep coming back? Stupids.....I love FIVEOHfirst

[jennygotguns67]

dammit lars just got hotter XD <3

[suigetsusbestie]

you guys are AWESOME!!! :D

[holly1267]

Omg amazing!

[Cokoki]

LOVE LOVE LOVE this song! And Lars is so hot!!!

[MarlboroMan696969]

hey fags, it's been a while..... i have to say that im not surprised that you faggots havent changed one fucking bit since i've been gone.

[MarlboroMan696969]

hey fags, it's been a while..... i have to say that im not surprised that you faggots havent changed one fucking bit since i've been gone.

[airbear365]

wow i love that song and that's one talented screamer

[Joesahottie94]

Haha Lars licks his face:P

Hey @camel-dick-whatever the fuck your name is... Lars is fucking good at singing okay chodeface??? If you don't enjoy the music, then don't fucking listen to it but you don't have to post nasty comments on their page. Fuck you and your family. I hope you choke.

FIVEOHFirst you are wonderful. :))))))))

[JoeCamel696969]

@Joesahottie94 I hope you die in the slowest most painful way imaginable. anyone who thinks THIS is good singing deserves too. the ONLY reason they have "fans" is because they have parties. So in order for people to go, they have to pretend to like this shit music. and who says "whatever your name is" on a computer? you can see my name right there while yur replying. are you retarded?

[JoeCamel696969]

@Joesahottie94 kill yourself dick head. I DONT listen to it, but me and my associate are just trying to rid the world of this filth shit that is brainwashing children. like Batman. You probly like Batman don't you faggot? you wanna suck his big black Bruce Wayne cock till he squirts his bat load all over the back of your slimey throat so you can jerk it into Robins asshole. those fuckin tights turn you on dont they queer? probly just like Lars' girl pants do. you horny little bitch

[NumOneJoeJonasLuver]

Hey you're really good! If you make a CD you can count on me to buy it! :)

[fiveohfirst2132]

@NumOneJoeJonasLuver Itunes ;)

[JoeCamel696969]

@rach220262 its not a style of music or song we dont like, moron. HIS VOICE IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS. Seriously garbage. what a limp dick fuckin girly ass faggot. HORRIBLE. Why do you think you dont hear bullshit like this on the radio? because people would laugh at this horse shit, trendy, pop, poser bullshit. its hilarious more than anything. way to go on making a JOKE band. its great

[KrazyclownFilms]

@JoeCamel696969 Hey hey Mr. 69696969 Since you seem to have multiple Accounts Let me Say one thing, You're A Fucking Troll Poser who only bashes shit Cause he doesn't have any real friends, So dont bash these guys cause you feel inadequate and have nothing better to do than Rip on someone cause you're a Fat and lonely piece of shit, KTHANXBYE

[JoeCamel696969]

@KrazyclownFilms OH WOW! I just got OWNED by a fucking dorky ass 12 year old homo. hey 5OhFIRST, you got your first real groupy! He wants to suck your cocks and get your hot sperm all over is face and down his throbbing gaping throat! he's been practicing on bananas and his little brother on getting rid of his gag reflex. and his granda doesnt mind fisting his asshole so that it'll be big enough to fit all of your dicks in there at the same time.

[DirtyPajamas]

hahaha at marlboro man and joe camel

[gokuspr345]

heeeeeyy i like this. XD. glad i actully looked at you guys again. ^__^

[MarlboroMan696969]

Ewh. what fucking planet are you people from if you think that this CRAP ass, NASALY, TERRIBLE voice could even be construed as anything even close to singing? i literally had to turn this off halfway through the singing was hurting my ears i swear to god. not to mention he cops out and sings falsetto whenever he ATTEMPTS to sing a high note. disgusting.

[rach220262]

@MarlboroMan696969 okay this band is really good! just because you dont like this style of music or this song then dont waist your time commenting/ watching! stop dickeating ! :) i love you guys

[JoeCamel696969]

@rach220262 Ha! fuck off granny. fo fuck a pickle

[Kippiing]

He's not nasally at all.

[JoeCamel696969]

this is literally the worsxt music i have EVER heard. its crap beyond crap. way to jump on the bandwagon and play trendy pussy music to make girls want your cocks in their mouths. queers

[TheEIPfan]

@JoeCamel696969 Dude it's a matter of opinion

[JoeCamel696969]

@TheEIPfan YUR a matter of opinion you fucking queer. LOLZ I EFFING LUV 5 OH FURST! THEY R LYKE THA COOLEST GUYS EVA IN DA WORLD :DDD, I FLICK MY LITL CHERRY AND THINK ABOUT LARS SINGING LIK A BITCH TO ME WITH A ACUSTICAL GUITR. YKE SO HOTTTTT!!!!! this is crap! if a GUY likes this, I hope they legalize gay mairrage for you buddy. hey, but you dont gotta be married to suck their penises. so go for it. theyd love it. just listen to this song

[TheEIPfan]

@JoeCamel696969 oh my god you make me laugh haha your comments are the best comments because of how idiotic they sound. I don't give a shit what you think but hey can't say I hate the trolls because what you guys say is hilarious pure comedy right there

[JoeCamel696969]

@TheEIPfan hey buddy! Eat a dick. howbout that? WTF is a troll anyway? I dont live under a bridge, and i dont look like yur mom. Go eat out your baby sister and suck a 7 year olds penis to lube it up before you play hide the cocktail weenie in your sweaty ass :)

[TheEIPfan]

@JoeCamel696969 haha proved my point even further you make a comeback that any average troll would do but here's one definition of a troll you can find more at the urban dictionary website

buy troll mugs, tshirts and magnets

One who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amusement) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum-

[JoeCamel696969]

@TheEIPfan It's not purposely starting an argument! Im doin my civil duty as an American citizen. Gay as Butt Fucking bands like this are making us look gayer than the French. Hey I found a word on Urban Dictionary that describes you, "Faggot". It means you suck 5OhFirst's cocks. Faggot

[TheEIPfan]

@JoeCamel696969 Actually anybody can like what they want. I listen to fiveohfirst occasionally. My favorite band is actually muse but I also listen to slipknot and metallica and lots of other bands. You can think what you want to but dont put people down for what they like. Very very ignorant.

[Thyroidproblem1139]

did he just lick his face??

lol

[gabiluvsu2much]

this is my sisters friends band

[xforgetmenotsx]

yay Lars :D

[thedaughterWindfox]

lol, ok, i got it now. i love star wars, i just never played the video games, not a big gamer fan lol.

thanks for your help though :)

[thedaughterWindfox]

help me not be stupid! its like 2 am and i cant figure it out!!! halp!!! please!

[Chey77011]

FiveOhFirst needs to comes to Houston, TX!!!!!!

[LIGHTNINGAMBUSH]

fuck that ill vote for FIVEOHfirst

[wheeeeethisisfun]

who's the really hottttt guy that steals the girl from craig??

[wheeeeethisisfun]

OMG I <3 DANNY!!!!!!! and lars is pretty cool too. lol XD

[Jacksfan2490]

wow really love this band the sound is great you guys should come around Sioux City, IA or Brookings,SD. PLEASE!

[myvioleteyes]

hmmm... i like the song but the video is a bit strange. lol but the band is awsome good luck guys!

[fanobsesser]

Love the song! Love the video! I Love most of the evil iguana uploads!

[HilarieFan55]

I'm now in loveeeeeeeee with this song :]

[ViciousSneezes]

JOIN THE EVIL IGUANA PRODUCTIONS FAN PAGE ON FACEBOOK! It has about 3,500 fans right now, but I KNOW there are more!

You'll have to search for it yourself though, because for some reason I can't comment with a link.

There are regular updates on new videos, and you'll be updated (almost) whenever they're on BlogTV. (Because there's no guarantee I'm at my computer EVERY time they're live).

Anyways, JOIN THE FAN PAGE!

[autobiogphnation]

Video looks good in terms of quality, but music doesnt really sync up sadly.

[figgle99]

the song sucks but i like the video

[Qshoper]

this video needs to be spread across the internet. This band rocks!

[TheSavGigi]

NICE! The song and video rocked!

[Jeno404]

LMAO, random guys.

Loves it.

[techdeckboy132]

Its a good song but wierd video

[dancingdiva1223]

amazing song! love it!

but the video...

[5FunnyMonkey5]

Awesome!!! You guys sound freakin cool! I still can't beleive Lars licked him!!!

[Esprit6]

ooh, sweet keytar!

[TOPOOTHEDESTROYER]

wow i could've gone without seeing that dude lick that guys face... that was pretty fuckin wierd.. good song tho

[TheLifeIWant]

so this was a great video and I really liked it, but I just have one question. Where is Allen? Did I miss him that vid or have you guys already discussed his absence?

[proutie8]

Allen's band is Ink Lasts Longer

[TheLifeIWant]

oh I just figured they're all in EIP and they'd all be in one band. lol I'll have to check them out too.

[cenia3003]

i like this but ...?

[whatsupwithu123]

wow geat song!

[leila0908]

i dont get the story of the vid...

rally good song tho :P

[TheMrsJacobBlack88]

Lars will you please marry me?

[fiveohfirst2132]

maybe ;)

[TheMrsJacobBlack88]

Haha well excuse me while I just do a fangirl scream then...

[Starlet0]

OMG! TheMrsJacobBlack88, Lars just talked to you. I hate you SO much, you get Lars AND the username I wanted.

[TheMrsJacobBlack88]

Oh I'm sorry! Dont hate me! I'm nice lol.

[BeautyWidBrains]

That's so not fair! She's already married to Jacob Black88. =D

If you don't mind Lars, I'm next in line. =D

[steph0194]

ok i like the song, the video is gud...the only thing thats completely insane is the guy on the keyboards,lol,he's hilarious

1:31

[twilightlover86]

IS this seriously really the evil iguana guys?

THese are good songs, can't wait for part 3!

[mandagorgeous13]

i'm just gonna say what everyone keeps implying in their comments

...lars is fuckin hot

the end

[TheVeronicas4ever101]

niiccee!!!

[Alyssa71808]

Rockin...Awesome editing Tom!!!

[AndThenIExplode]

That was a wonderful lick I have to say :P

~Ansley

[leopardlover30]

did he really just lick him? greatness

[xxkate152xx]

i have the same tbs shirt!

[jlbryant17]

wow im seriously impressed i didnt know these guys could sing like that and the music video was really cool

[BatmaNvsSupermaN4]

wait, im confused? Is this like a legit music video? cuz if it is, its awesommmeee! if not, them im just super confused

[marysrandumbness]

i really like the whole "imaginary quest" concept of this... and the band was wearing cool shirts. =]

[elibethobbit]

Wunnerful! I hope your careers really take off!

[MusicDancePeace]

I think I just fell in love with Lars.

[nolanmelon]

i cant tell if this is serious or not

cause teh songs really good

[DirtyPajamas]

its serious, trust me ;)

[annestafani816]

wow is that seriously u guys singing??? ur rlly good!!!

[ally123alice]

wow... you guys have WAY to much time on your hands...wow.

[RhilovesJakeandEmmet]

I think they're going to school for this

[KrazyclownFilms]

ally123alice Thats Actually The Band

[ally123alice]

i know.

it was really good love the song and all but funny...

[StarryEyes101]

this is awesome guys u shuld totally record a demo :D

[fiveohfirst2132]

we did its up on itunes :) glad you enjoyed it!

[Zippedychick]

That was awesome hahaha

[LILzipps]

the lking was overboard

[Inzanti]

1:47 - 1:48 0.0

[nothin2do46]

=) i like the combo of normal singing and screamo.

[BlackNinjaVampire]

ohmygosh... that was awesome... I love you guys so much... this is my new favorite band

[prettyraingirl]

no way, craig's hair is blonde???

[TheNutHouse11195]

errrr............ it's been tht way for a while. Don't you watch the Allen and Craig shows?

[prettyraingirl]

oh, well i kinda stopped watching it because my ipod only showed me old videos....

[Mulcracky88]

tom rocking the super v and link vest lol

[Inyluver]

OMG YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!

i had no idea you guys had a band. THe sound is great!

Lars you have an awesome voice. I love the music

[dorkestranerd]

lmao. he licked his face. that's kinda kinky. ;)

[LIGHTNINGAMBUSH]

this band is perfect

[Kenzilla95]

I LOVE IT!!! the lead singer is oh so CUTE!

[xXNightsQueenXx]

I LOVES IT!!! gr888888888888!

[purplesodapop]

ummmmmm 1:48?

[friswellave]

Panic! At the Disco meets Alexisonfire/Black Dahlia Murder/ifoughtabearonce/enter generic screamo band here

it's cute...

[burningdoves]

lars you have an amazing voice

[glamorousgurl7]

I think the song is great with the screamo in it. I like screamo music :)

[NeoQueenSerenity1818]

i can't believe he licked him

[burlewproductions]

the song is really good the, but make sure the music lines up with they playing and the band needs to dance better with the song

[annatilleyy]

i looooove lars singing and danny on the drums :) I could do without the scremo.. :P

[snatalie22]

amazingggg danny is amazing on drums!!

[wildnose94]

What's with the stupid hoarse screamo in thrown in there? It would be so much better without it.

[lesliex14]

yum. Dibs on the drummer.

[TheANBart]

Is that Lars singing?? Just wow! o.O

[cobby001]

WHAT CAMERA ARE YOU GUYS USING HERE ?

[songbirdrobyn]

danger is my middle name!!!

[sournut1012]

lars is a REALLY good singer!

if they didnt have the screamo i would like it more tho, but the parts with out that r AMAZING! im just not a scremo fan, my personal opinion

[MrsNickJonas115]

i totally agree with everything you said!

[marcusjoker21]

i agree with the first part you said, it would be better without the screamo. Now I am a screamo fan, it's just with them it would be better without it. :)

[xXTheGiverXx]

post-hardcore

[dangercat93]

haha 0:52 is so funny i was like wtf

[PinkIce102]

OMG Lars! I havent seen him in videos for a long time! That was awesome guys! :)

[SpasticJackets]

excellent song.

:)

[SoCalPrincess112]

lars is really hot...not gonna lie

[bellwardfan]

wow um ok that was really funny

[xtheaudition]

lol

[RhilovesJakeandEmmet]

I dont get it. I laughed when Lars licked that guy tho Lmao. But DANNY IS SO HOT WITH BLONDE HAIR!!

[EyequeenCasskulla]

that was weird becuz I didn't understand any of it. lol but I liked it. :)

[btia23]

the gorilla suit! funny story- in high school, craig dressed in that thing and my bikini and one of the guys took him for a walk on a leash around my neighborhood! haha

[zackfair73195]

Is craig ever gonna change his hair back?

[skizzle94]

lol.

[monkeydoodle77]

Awesome guys! Great work. I LOVE THE SONG!!! Can't wait to see the next video tomorrow. :)

[magickindom95]

Love it! Totally worth the wait!!!

[freeteen7]

AMAZING song AND video. <3

[twowordsJohnnyDepp]

I heart Danny, Lars, and Craig :) great song

[TrevPalmO]

Hooray!!!!!!!!!! i've been waiting for this since the lars Q and A. I'm a huge fan of the band. i bought the EP and all the songs are in my 25 top played list!

[TechnoGeekProduction]

YAY!!!!!ive been waiting for this to come out!!!!

i looove me some danny j

...and some craigy

[novelista379]

this was soo good! i looveee craiggg

[stargatelvr11]

rofl. Joe is Craig's wingman. :-)

[sweetnshort0913]

awesome :)

[amax02]

AH! I love me some Danny J! So amazing! =D

[DarkStarli]

Craig looks cross at the end!

[smzlXvXr92]

I love it i can't wait for the other videos!

[nickcarterroxs]

Awesome video, can't wait for more.

[QueenofNarnia29]

That was fantastic guys. all around that was great. Loved the editing! Can't wait to see the other two!

[Smollypa]

great, terrific.

Cant wait for the others!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxo

[NKR89]

lighting absolutely is horrible. but good job staying active as filmmakers! good ideas make up for it.

[KissmeMoonlight]

Lars<3 Great voice LoL. amazing stuff man. Pretty B.A if i must so say^.^

[Arthanatos]

Great video.

The trilogy is going to be epic. J

ust an idea: You're So Hot When You're Naive video. I understand you're trying to promo your new music, which is a fantastic idea, but you cannot forget your roots!

Also, tighter pants and more facelicking should ensue. Congrats!

[ClbSeg]

thats awesome!

can't ait to see the others.

=]

[Watari2TheRescue]

Thats awesome!!

[EasyTarget925]

Lars, you need tighter pants. I won't be satisfied until they're spray on latex.

[agentofchaosx]

Lars, I absolutely adore your voice.

But I am wondering why you licked his face.

[BluemoonInJune]

great video and great song! at first I was confused about what was going on but once I read the description in made a lot more sense. Can't wait for the next video!

[IQT44]

HEck yes!! i've been waiting for this!!!! i love this band!

[UnsungMelodies]

This was amazing. I'm putting it on my iPod!

New favorite band? I think yes. :D

[ducksplish]

the licking really?

[MsNemesis1800]

great video... as always. But i think they have a problem with their jeans =))

[operaphantom5433]

I totally agree with the jeans...I think they are a little too tight.

[fiveohfirst2132]

not nearly tight enough!

[RestoredAgain]

awesome, loved it.

[buddaflynitemare]

was that a gorilla with a cape?

[estripe4]

Awesome! You give MTV a run for it's money with this video! It rocks!

[CurlyTheGhettoDork]

Brobiwan-Kenobi lol... Obiwan would approve

[mrsmonkeyking250]

Poor Craig! But awesome video!

[Katarzyna93cr]

wow this was a cool video

and im the person number 311 to see this xD

the lick at the end wtf?? haha

[kewltricks]

... IT DOESNT UPDATE EVERY VIEW. It updates every hour or somthing. you could be the 1000th view for all you know

[musiclover4life1314]

awesome!

love the song so pro

[lvp20]

poor craig D:

without his female hair consultant he won't know what shade of blonde he wants next lol

KICKASS VID

[iRevulsion]

Danny is an awesome drummer, and Lars has an awesome voice :D

[BAndidasUnited]

we love craig!!! and the song is great!

I like this song..a lot. Lars is an awesome singer.