How to Seduce a Girl

[RavageSavage88]

You know your ugly when a dude strikes out so many times and still walks past you to hit on another chick he cant get with

[12364ocsi]

HaHaHa

[LaTripper]

well maybe if he had gone to the chubby chick he wouldnt be dead right now.....

[Saiisha13]

Lo I love diz!!!

[1AMillusion]

Only sluts, whores, and hoes would be like this ENTIRE video... True words

[butcher1018728]

ROFl! this is what happens in high school. and your whole life.

[leonkuable]

81 dislikes are from the gals

[JellyMustache]

Is he a Cat because he has 9 lives

[StealthGamer1911]

I have money........

[DramatisPenzionae]

1:04 exactly

[TheCriminal2334]

@DramatisPenzionae rofl. fuck yes. funniest part of the whole thing

[fernk3]

Lol. Lurve how he walks past the ugly one.

[Redrizzle187]

haha so true..

[desertcrown]

OMG the salt one was a rough one maaannn! :/

[XxyaoifulpandaxX]

I love how he has that big grin on his face while he's walking, then gets to the fatty and just keeps going. XD

[KlavijaturistaKS]

Hello girls, i have money! xD

[iyllustrious]

lmao " i have money " :)

[XxEpicButterxX]

lol

[AnimeRules6793]

There should have been music in the background :3

[iJackyKnoff]

1:02 ROFLMAO

[Unicron4ever]

This is disturbing, but I don't feel any pity for that guy. I've got a feeling this is a socially maladapted individual who's had issues with his mother and cannot approach females in an emotional context and probably resorts to paying women for sex. Since this was filmed about 15 years ago, this man probably succumbed to a mixture of his distorted vision of women and sexual pressure... resulting in him assaulting women he felt attracted to.

... Could somebody mail this video to CSI, please?

[RonaldLee5467]

@Unicron4ever

you sound like a BITCH!!!

[Unicron4ever]

@RonaldLee5467 Actually, I work with victims of abuses and this is typical behavior of a man with a fragile ego that is unable to face rejection and probably finds relief in demeaning or torturing women. You can tell by the way the male stick figured is portrayed as an innocent and calm person, while his sexual-interests overreact violently and get their features distorted into non-human-like females and abuse HIM instead

It's a typical transfer where the aggressor describes himself as a victim

[RonaldLee5467]

@Unicron4ever

So a man who envisions himself beating a beautiful women whom is totally naked with a thick leather belt and then having sex with her you would say has issues ?

[Unicron4ever]

@RonaldLee5467 That would be different, because that's a fetish fantasy. Not everyone acts on their fantasies, especially with a non-willing partner. Besides, that's a common theme which is usually found in middle-aged white males who live a stressful life and have past issues with women (usually from a castrating mother-figure). It doesn't necessarily come with a transfer, fear of rejection and utter hatred for women like in this vid. Normally, it has more to do with a desire for dominance.

[RonaldLee5467]

@Unicron4ever Hold up, tell me are you a female or a male certified psychologist?

[Unicron4ever]

@RonaldLee5467 ... I'm a lawyer, lol...

[Unicron4ever]

@RonaldLee5467 Still, I'm curious as to what being a man or a woman you think would make a difference in diagnosis?

[RonaldLee5467]

@Unicron4ever just answer the damm question!

[Unicron4ever]

@RonaldLee5467 ... If I told you that amongst my colleagues, one thinks that we should control the male population through genetic and behavioral testing and that the rest should be terminated during pregnancy... and that I have another colleague who systematically defends men who have been accused of crimes against women. Could you tell which one is a man and which one is a woman?

[RonaldLee5467]

@Unicron4ever STOP! With these trick questions please, your too evasive . . . just answer the question. Besides I can tell you’re female already.

[Unicron4ever]

@RonaldLee5467 ... If you have something to say, friend, just say it. My gender should have no impact on your objections to my argument, whatsoever.

[Maythas]

wtf I am rich, but I still got reject from girl from time to time......

[brc9681]

I love how we walks past the fat girl. LMAO XD

[MissSclub]

God.. That's creepy o_o

[desertcrown]

the 0.50 with the salt was a hard one, damn!

[applepiewithdad]

reminds me of my last girlfriends ..

[Blackart3D]

this is so fuckin gay. girls are not all about money u loser

[chocolatechick729]

hahahahahaha she skins ans salts him i am so doing that lmao

[Cubanpk236]

ZOMG..

[ZOM8IES]

zOMGbi! Lol

[AvidGamer749]

the only reason my mom liked my dad and my ex-girlfriend liked me was because of money. Women... PFT! no homo.

[thebratpack444]

@AvidGamer749

is that a subtle way to tell us that u are rich so that we will try to hit on you ?! ;)

[AvidGamer749]

@thebratpack444

no my dad was poor but then he joined the army and got a big income raise. He's out of the army now.

[LlednarJediMaster69]

this is my life...except the ending... :(

[Doctorwhorage]

1:29 lol that was a bit harsh she shot him he just asked the time lol!

[agentkproductions08]

@Doctorwhorage yeah, especially the shooting was really cruel... ?!

[sora364]

LMAO! 1:04 killed me!

[jilly1221]

Hahahahaha I like how he skipped the fat girl! <3

[leobarrera9]

wow...hahaha!

[Lamborghini173]

this fairly accurate.

[Jevan2010]

lool at the FAT GIRL, but thats how it truly goes

[theleoita90]

No. (period).

[bouncinggonk]

Love this film - so true to life

[soldiars]

So true, but i dnt wanna be rich and want sumone 2 love me 4 someone tht i am lol

[Wynton25]

Lol ilov how he skipped the fat girl

[nighthawkjac]

Yup that's about right.

[Zgirtee]

That's Cute Looooool o love it :D

[poklzhou]

Bitterly sweet*_*

 By nature woman prefer a powerful benefactor(benefactors), but human nature has been so sickly disfigured by capitalism. "Money" can actually contribute to the attraction of a man. This may hamper human kind's revolution towards better forms; but long-term-ly women fail to evaluate a man by more than "money" will end up bearing children of not always "fit" ones, thus shift gruadually towards extinction.

[LlednarJediMaster69]

the smile on his face after every murder attempt is GENIUS!

[wandersonfcastro]

this was awesome... just genial

[TheD0RKNIGHT]

SO TRUE!!!!

[Nilloc024]

This is so dumb... but still funny.

[Forbrtishesyesonlyy]

where are the chords to this music?!~?!?

[Forbrtishesyesonlyy]

Where's the I love button!??!?!

[archie977]

hahah make more of these this is funny:}

[darknight55555]

so true

[pjskillet]

omg im not talking to girls anny more

[Riuu]

all true

[haganebr]

This would be funnier if it weren't true :(

[RagingBubuli]

I love prostitutes.

[xjxm]

Metaphors. 

[Messimessiah]

Beatles - Can buy me love :)

[yoitzirvinghere]

Money Solves Everything

[Zivs1]

That Hurts =/

[WolfwoodX9]

Keep ur money stick figure dude, there's always the band... of the hand.

[LordSlag]

Yep, this about says it.

[sabliran123]

nice..and true...

[StreetBoxingFed]

Great job 

[Denisewoei]

Hahah so funny!

[vivipapaaa]

yeah right...but that is not only women fall in love with money

money makes everybody like this :(

[isatyp]

yeah right... that is not the boy i would falll in love with....

But meny do ''crap'' :(

[ATsax501]

Truth.

[Edbzdkla]

True!

[dtannus]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

good job!

[Xilosphere]

@dtannus I'll bet you're Korean.

[faintgang]

so true

[Exploited0]

True

[Mancosedda]

Bellissimo!!!!

[minorballer]

lmfao.. this funny yow.. on so many different levels

[R34luver]

The sad prt is tht is exactly how i got my GF

[Diandredofus]

Sad but True...

[thedopemaster]

epic

[GreenDayRox101100]

"hi betty what time is it"  HEAD SHOOTIN TIME!!!! lol

[borgish]

i liked when he skipped the fat girl but also @ 1:30 =D loooooooooool her answer was (( time to die )) =D

[wwfww]

Looooool i just love the fat girl part!!!!!!!!!!

[chrisgray600]

Its funny because its so true

[TheTacoBrothers]

Fuck I laughed so hard when he walked past the fatty

[DaRkLoRd1061]

"i have money"

"i love you!" lol

[NeverSayDonkey]

I think its more video of the every possible fatality!:D

[GHugg69]

"Epic"

[shubhamicon]

ammazing

[larper501]

lol @ 1:01 to 1:07

[Remsox]

saying this vid is true and that all men and women are exactly the same is like saying all food, from maccy d's to haute cuisine, tastes the same.

if you choose to see life that way you're choosing to have a pretty dull, shitty experience...my man got me by being a real life hero and a true gent..and he's broke as fuck- so there!

[raver0ller]

AHAHAHA this vid is so true and fucking hilarious!!!!

[sycx1]

i can't give this video enough stars for accuracy. 50/5!

[333lovergirl]

Fuck us girls, dude.

This is why I'm not completely gay... Us girls are serious bitches...

[Rweeblington]

the best is at 1:01

[LaSiPunx]

¬¬

[steelerdave2000]

This is why a man should NEVER get into a relationship of ANY kind with a female. Just have sex with them and always use a condom.

[maxhappyface]

yup. fuck females.

[fabian5002]

@steelerdave2000 You're damn wise, sir.

[Tyler5799]

good advise, who the fuck wants to get married, every married guy i know regrets it

[narutochatrommfan]

@steelerdave2000 i like you.....i like ur ideas........ur my hero now

[katielovesgoodmusic]

@steelerdave2000 not true, guys are jut as bad, even the ugly ones

[themusicmaster21]

1:00 - 1:03 AHAHAHAHAAHAH

[pezente7]

yea 5/5

[killrno0b]

Nice. Yeah I have to say if your fat you might as well give up now... just sayin'.

[destroyer130]

I feel sorry for caffeine D:

[Dontholdback747]

the way he walks is hilarious

[matheusgu]

yeah fat girls are worthless

[x3ntricfish]

GUYS ARE THE SAME WAY OR WORSE!

[fabian5002]

@x3ntricfish Liar!!! You know you're liar!!!!

[x3ntricfish]

@fabian5002 No I'm not the fuck not.

[TheMakamatt]

So true ^^

[cellecp]

ahaha

perfeito!

[bar9star]

aww poor guy never true love just bought some ha hope when he gives up someone will be their for real hehe xoxoBreBre

[Pr1ncess0fD4rkn3ss]

LOL XD

[tpeninha]

Perfeito!

[chocobran]

All of these look like Fatalities in the Mortal Kombat games...

1:40 is jut perfect... the girl looks like Mileena...

[Svezabosnu344]

hahahaha

[1985goldie]

haha cool vid

[MissIsh10]

HAHHAHHAHAH XD

[Fortaker]

Jill "just wants to be friends" with him? I wonder what she would do to him if she didn't want to be friends . . .

[LucasBMendonca]

perfect

[MaguireMart]

i love it at 1:04 when he walks straight past the big ugly girl. But, this video is very truthful in this way. Men want beauty, whilst women want money. Shallow and goldigger. made for eachother...

[poopmonster1843]

shot at ucsb which makes sense haha

[Kambez69]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[akiracon]

one of the coolest videos ever!!!

[Cruz08erZ]

5*Rate'd, Favorite'd, Download'd, iPod'd!!!

Love this!

[guerilah]

this is pretty kick ass!

[daffieduck5757]

wahahahahahahahaha....xD

[IHeldYouCloser]

I LOVE THIS!

[JurandinoTratorista]

aehiuhaeuihaei

muito bom

moh comedia e he a real

[M4tTyEa4LiFe]

LMAO i pissed myself at 1:04

[Bloody5451]

his name is caffeine! LOL!

[friedpoposita]

1:30 fucking awesome xD!

5/5*

[dismo77]

lol.. I wish i had money. :/

[rapmaster202]

girls are all about money gold diggers

[coolsarfar]

yes dats wat a girl is all about..money...hmmm..!!

[surfergirl9119]

thats funny lol ohh my god he rocks

[Suburashii]

if anyone was looking for an actual guide on how to seduce a woman check out this by winman777: (youtube) com/watch?v=D3wVLLZW2gY

[yeeeboiiii]

LOL at 1:04

[BboyMach1]

OMG I LOVE THIS ANIMATIONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! I love the part where he's like "Hi Betty what time is it?" and she just takes out a gun and shoots him AHAHAHAH LMAO! And how he just passes by the fat chick HAHAHAHAHAH OMG THe best!!!

[hereticking1]

ha ha - sweet

[poopchute23]

thats priceless

[EmperorNaval]

That's the sad part od life mate....!!!

[TheJajajeje]

1:05-1:10

is my favorite one

[pepino134]

1:04-1:07= reallity

[imfreakingoutman]

truth

[altai19]

brilliant!

[lol4340]

jajajjajjajaj soooooo truth men its so truth that video jajajajjajaja good one

[sarsquare]

0.35 rips out his heart then beats him with it! rofl!

[neku986]

kinda sad.. but not all girls want money

[frankindahouse123]

its funny as shit not sad

[oOPokeOo]

too funny!

[JayJay9774333174]

hahaha tat was good bt not all girls want only money :P i got my girl for free lol

[3aloosh17]

LMFAO ! xD

[f2mdesigns]

hahaha that was great

[yougotawork]

lol so true

[arulmaddy]

Good one but thats the damn true girls will only luk for money and they dont want character and true love they are ..............

[rickiex]

lol NO WAY!! at 1:03 i know EVERY guy does this to a girl that size and mass! xP hahahahah just walks right pass her even tho he stoped and stared at her for a few sec! ahha. he walks pass and says " opss wrong girl " hahaha

[VisualKeiObssession]

LMFAO THATS HILLARIOUS!!!!!

1:07 - pmsl

[lordchaostar]

sad but true

[akbarxcvb]

hahaha, nice one.

[xaviermockingbird]

ha ha that was realy funny good job those are what I call some stickly gold diggaz .