Flash wrecks Batman's mansion.

[Chatzzzz]

You're not helping!!

[jaymcentyre23]

michael Rosenbaum is Flash. Michael Rosenbaum is Lex Luthor on Smallville

[anothaninjaguy]

martian rape face

[akitoandagito5]

imagine flash accidently hits alfred?

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

0:40 Did that Hawkman just said, "I'd sooner choke on your balls."? XD

[7866goku]

LOL.....

Flash:Whats this do

*shoots*

Batman: Thats not helping

Alfred: Dude! WHAT THE FUCK FLASH?!?!?!?

Other league members in the plane: *Thinking* flash is a dumb bitch

[smokeandmirr0rs]

to be fair the mansion already looked pretty messed up before Flash did that..

[Ksavage2010]

Alfred: It's gonna take hours cleaning this shit up

*Flash blows another hole in the wall

Alfred: Fuck this shit *walks off

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

All these years and I pnly just realised that the Flash is voiced by Michael Rosenbaum.

[SleepyReaper75]

LOL alfreds like Dafuck?

[CrimsonMystery]

Batman : like a boss

[FattieAcidProduction]

HHAha Alfred is Awesome "mind the glass" lol

[alexoh101]

is it just me or do batmans bat ears look longer than usual

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

@alexoh101 They were really long in JL and JLU.

[SlimGamer05]

...Then Everything sexual happened.

[mrterryjunior]

0:41 "id sooner choke on your balls" haha

[suchAnoob]

@mrterryjunior bones

[227060]

oh my, but that ending could be misinterpreted

[Ilovecaptainjack224]

0:22 Wally's been watching Dexter's Laboratory.

[lukeyboy118]

0:54 you's gonna get raped!

[Reidaihousun]

Poor Alfred, lol

[SeanDnB5]

I'll just have to try harder...so hard

[KingOfYamimakai]

Bats is going to send wally the repair bill to his mansion.

[jccw227]

@KingOfYamimakai On a scientist salary. Right...

[KingOfYamimakai]

@jccw227 That and his tax money.

[CitizenKahne1015]

Batman couldn't care less about a hole in his wall, but if you try to hurt Alfred, that's when he gets mad. It doesn't matter if Flash is the Fastest Man Alive, nobody wants to deal with an angry Batman.

[PMW3]

Flash: What's this button do.

Batman: it pisses Alfred off, and trust me you really don't want to do that.

[sidoghosh]

THATS NOT HELPING !

[Foxstab]

#0:56, epic "I'm gonna get mind raped!" face.

[animehunters999]

That Martian used HARDEN!!

*smosh reference

[AnelVadren]

I thought he said "I'd rather choke on your balls."

[ChickenBackflip180]

I love Batman's face. lmao

[hbk92701]

try HARDER, and after Jonn is done anally raping him, the Thanagarian tells him how to fly and also gives him his number.

[KristinaTVfan]

I lolled

[GhostLink92]

I'll just have to try...

*sunglasses*

Harder.

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!

[RaNdOmFrEaKz4LiFe]

0:54 martian manhunter's rape face xD

[WellBeSerious12]

@RaNdOmFrEaKz4LiFe XD

[CalVersion1]

You know, taken out of context, Batman, Flash and J'onn look like the bad guys trying to rape a patriotic POW

[Ben82077]

Flash shoots the cannon at the house...

Alfred: I hate it here!

[morboris]

what episode is this called?

[SOULxBeAsTx]

@morboris it's the movie starcrossed

[bellefeu]

@morboris This episode is "Starcrossed". It is the last episode before Justice League Unlimited starts.

[AIFRANCHISE1]

Batsnarl.

[journeymanX]

flash: ooooooooh what does this button do?

batman: Dee Dee get out of mah laboratory

[TheAst4rtes]

"I'd sooner chocke on your bones" thats what mr. garrison would say too

[Pixals123]

"I'll just have to try... harder..." Hahahah

[EnvelTheTrader]

we all agree that jon sounds like the terminator?

[xR1D1xful]

Wrecked it more...

[Darkstarfoxx]

Superman takes charge during the shit missions, like taking Aquaman to the hospital or something, but when real shit goes down, you best better believe Batman is your boss.

[fitzgerald434]

I used to hate the alien guy he always got beat up XD

[pipuk3]

" i need one of the hawk men" awww here comes the porn music !

[BodeBro41]

"That's....not....helping." Flash just shit a brick and then cleaned it up in superspeed.

[BodeBro41]

It was too fast to see, but when batman gave him that glare, Flash shit himself then cleaned it up in super speed.

[Crazyking29]

Episode name

[jerrysaen]

EPICNESS @ 00:25

[CJRicky87]

Flash would be gettin his ass whooped!

[DarkfireSuperSonic]

Moral of this story:

1. NEVER SHOOT BATMAN'S MANSION.

2. Never try to resist J'onn when he's short on time.

[TheRealThreeP]

"That's... not... helping!"

[hazardousmango]

0:52 Ive seen enough Hentai to know where this is going....

[lolcat101100]

The last thing you want to hear when three muscular men are standing over your bound body is, "I'll just have to try...harder."

[TheAdmirableAdmiral]

ya know I always thought that those superhero boots had pretty flimsy soles I wonder if glass could cut through them

[ProcrastinatingGuy]

"I'll just have to try...harder..."

*shiver*

[Kavewolf1989]

"i rather choke on your bones!" O.o say what?

[ArnulfoSalgado]

HARDER :3

[NonstopRam]

@ArnulfoSalgado oh yeah...

[ArnulfoSalgado]

@NonstopRam koolaid man...

[MrOwnedQc]

When they walk down stair at the start of the video i always think that batman look like a little child that going to play with is friend outside ... i really don't know why ...

[JaykSzarii]

That's. Not.  Helping.

[yaoirulestome]

"I'll just have to try harder."

Creeper face. <_<

[rightword]

I love that scene. "That's not helping."

[SteveC935]

Shouldn't he just take the helmet off that guy if he wants to read the guy's mind?

[aoinatafanboy84]

@SteveC935 HE'S NOT MAGNETO OR THE JUGGERNAUT! The helmet just keeps his face pretty.

[DiamondFang]

Batman: I want you Superman and Wonderwomen to mop the floors, and make that bitch sparkle.

Manhunter: And the rest of us?

Batman: You're going to sweep my batcave

Flash" Its crawling with bat dropping, how you planning on us cleaning that?

Batman: With that.. *points to brooms*

Lol

[chucknorrisgawd]

@DiamondFang that made me laugh

[rohankn]

@DiamondFang lol



[Foxstab]

@DiamondFang Better yet, a bucket full of tooth brushes!

[DiamondFang]

@Foxstab

Lol oh.. thats just mean..

[Cuddibuddi12]

@DiamondFang lmfao!! im fuckin dying!! shit was comedy!!

[renarddesneiges]

I bet that if superman TRIED HARDER, he woudn't get affected by kryptonite.

[XGman5X]

The flash is a BOSS!!

[CrazyCassandra03]

typical flash

[BatmanNumber94534Fan]

0:20 Martian Racism. Batman Assuming that J'onn could fly that cause it's alien lol XD

[aoinatafanboy84]

@BatmanNumber94534Fan what do you expect? Batman is a Xenophobe.

[Empha84]

@BatmanNumber94534Fan true but also J'onn is a physic so maybe he assumed he knew something already.

[blackflame100]

@BatmanNumber94534Fan J'ohn knew a little about Thenagarian tech, that's why.

[TheVivvav]

@BatmanNumber94534Fan I'd say it has less to do with him being an alien specifically and more to do with him being a centuries-old highly-intelligent being from a more technologically advanced society who has proven himself to be familiar with all kinds of machinery.

[VinnyMonster1]

@BatmanNumber94534Fan Or he could be assuming that J'onn is so smart he can easily figure it out.

[DetectiveDorian]

@BatmanNumber94534Fan J'onn may have volunteered to try. It didn't show Batman telling J'onn to fly the ship, so you don't know.

[JayJayM57]

@BatmanNumber94534Fan and what would you have done not ask

[Brittonsp]

@BatmanNumber94534Fan Funnily enough, J'onn's voice and physical depiction make him as black as John Stewart. Maybe Batman thought that, being a Black character, J'onn could just hotwire the thing.

[mimikawaii7386]

Dammit how come I never saw this awesome episode on tv? D: oh yeah, because we don't have cool cartoons anymore.

[bumbumchickeh]

WTF? "I'd sooner choke on your boners"... "i'll just have to try harder"

lol

[yksnimus]

i wanted to see he trying harder u idiot

[aerodynamix11]

"well?"

"I have no idea how to fly this vehicle"

hmmmmmmm

[Jackeduphobo33]

Batman "On step at a time"

[Nitecrawler24]

dude, jonns getting down to buiness. vulcan style

[ProfChainsawFace]

well. he's gonna choke on a bone alright.

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

"What's this do?"

*blows huge hole in wall

"The fuck you just did to my house?!"

[Soberhamster11001100]

I know I'm nitpicking, but, Batman's ears are kinda weird, & long.

[ShinjiroX117]

@Soberhamster11001100 It's supposed to lead into Batman Beyond....

[mrmacross]

@Soberhamster11001100 I agree. At times, the animation shows the ears as longer than Batman's face itself. I always hated that aspect of this particular show.

[SoccerShadow]

Martian: I'll need one of the hawkmen.

Next scene, we see one tied up.

Me: I know where this is going...

~Video finishes~

Well, alright. Maybe not.

[burningxnecro]

Flash did help them find the weapons.

[devilwebb90]

I think Manhunter is the only member of the League who could almost be scarier than Batman

[ampboiflorida]

@devilwebb90 almost but not close Batman can scare people by looking at you or worst one word

[stomyn]

you got to give Manhunter props for making such a simple line so...terrifying

[jmrivas]

lmao i love how he ask "whats this do" the same time he pushes the button

[RDT64]

That's.

Not.

Helping.

LOL!!!

[TheNewLouarts]

probably one of manhunters best moments

[bankofamer]

0:50 wants to try harder? i think i know were this is going

[TheGoddamnBatman100]

0:53 THAT'S WAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!

[BishopTJH]

0:30 -- That's....Not.....Helping!! Flash just peed his tighs! LOL!

[KoreanShrimp]

"I'd sooner choke on your bones" totally misheard bones as balls...

[CosmicUndeadElf]

@KoreanShrimp Me too, hahaha!

[AdamWeith]

Bats and Flash FTW!

[mak34237]

(Hawk Man)I...I need and adult (Martian Man Hunter) I AM AN ADULT!!!!

[NaruSakuHina5000]

@mak34237 Team Four Star!!!

[Loverboy207]

On the contrary Bruce, you've learned that touching that button shoots lasers. See, Flash IS helping!!

[TheFatBiowareNerd]

@Loverboy207

They don't use it though.

[JustinBlottin]

"That's not helping"

LOL!

Flash is like a teenager!

[Gsmooth84]

thumbs up if you see Batman with the beyond symbol for a moment

[furyberserk]

"What's this button do?"

"Dee-dee don't... oops!"

[gohanRULEZ]

Know what the funny thing is? All life is about to end and Flash STILL finds a way to be funny.

[powertothecoloured]

what episode??



[Mad2rox]

LOL. Don't want to mess with pissed off batman

"THAT'S NOT HELPING"

[Kiniler]

Flash: *Renegade dialog break* +5 Renegade points

Martian: *Paragon interception* +10 Paragon points

[AjnosFTW]

Never change, Martian Man Hunter

[journeymanX]

dont worry bats chris nolan will pay for that

[WigginsPete]

"What's this do?"

Piss off the goddamn Batman something fierce, that's what.

[FrankiEmo92]

I thought the hawk man was gonna say balls.

[silvarknite7]

best answer to any unexplained comic book problem.... "ill just try harder"

"superman does kyptonite kill you!?"

"dont worry im trying harder now and its all ok and previously established limites can go fuck themselfs"

[Fangizen]

martian:fine I'll just have to try....... HARDER >:D (he does the rape face)

poor dude with wings got mind fucked.

[Jun123]

@Fangizen It's obvious, he took a page out of Batman's interrogation book.

[lumiere2020]

LOOOOOOOL

[KyokoTatsunage]

"That's. Not. Helping."

[hollyhock18x7]

"what's this do?" BOOM

[Foxcatmonkey]

O.O okay that sounded dirty on the last few seconds 0:50 and on

[brockdjwest]

wow, that clip ended on an extremely dark note, maybe

[PrincessRose2006]

Lol @ J'onn-

J'onn- *is ready to fly the ship*

Batman-- "Well?"

J'onn--"(._.) i have no idea to fly the vehicle"

i find that part hilarious. XD

[03chapin31]

Hahaha "Whats this do?"

[buffpatto1987]

funniest batman series

[RLucasBlue]

rape face 00:54

[AColonDashSix]

Batman and Flash need their own sitcom

[sonrouge]

This thing needs a "Potentially fatal laughter" warning!

[thesailormercury1]

never let the  flash use a jet plane.

[PatrickProductions12]

look at his face hahaha

[SayianWizard]

The reason Bruce is so mad? Besides the fact he destroyed the wall, he almost killed Alfred. And that's a major no no.

[SuperMario1611]

That guy is gonna get probed by a martian.

[StallioN0of0MeadoW]

I just have to try... harder. thats when you know your screwed.

[DarthRaukrist]

enedving and dvbeen both have it right. and don't forget Superman vs. Darkseid. Fav S-quote "I fee like I live in a world made of cardboard"

And the Question. And Green Lantern. Really the entire Justice League is super-epic, because even ONE of them can just completely ruin your day. Once you've got the whole LEAGUE after you....just quit. Just....quit. Right now, while you can still breathe.

[larukulunaseas]

"I'd sooner choke on your boner"

"Ok by me"

[SmashLiXs]

@larukulunaseas bones but whatever

[larukulunaseas]

@SmashLiXs boner but whatever

[SmashLiXs]

@larukulunaseas are you making a joke or are you serious?

[IAMLH]

@SmashLiXs why so serious?

[SmashLiXs]

@IAMLH are you a troll?

[IAMLH]

@SmashLiXs nope just a goddamn batman fan

[IAMLH]

@SmashLiXs nope just a goddamn batman fan

[NCISSpecialAgentJade]

Flash sounds like Michael Rosenbaum.

[Spideymrw]

@NCISSpecialAgentJade It his Michael Rosenbaum...nice catch...he did the voice of flash for all seasons of the justice league

[skullythebloger]

``Idè rather choke on your bones!``

[GigaBahamut]

Alfred: Mind the glass, sir.

Hahaha, Alfred is the best.

[Strawbellies]

Are Batman's Costume ears larger than usual?

[IcyNoodles4]

"Well?"

"...I have no idea how to fly this vehicle"

[comicalfella22]

"That's...not...helping."

[kyofanclub]

And from that day on, The Flash was never allowed near Batman's home.

[GarredHATES]

did you hear that? he wants to choke on his bone XD

[AsiaHasProAsians]

ROOOOFL, at the end

Flash: i thought you couldn't read their minds.

MM: I'll just have to try....harder.

[ParadisePlusParodys]

wth? alfred tells them to mind the glass, BUT THERE ALL MEARING SHOES!