The Tolstoy Principle (and Dad "talks" to Daniel)

[alankaboot100]

hahahahahaha  hahahahahaha

[XxImm0rtallityxX]

Ummmm, are you free on Saturday nights, because my fuckstick is?

[megaTXTER101]

O wow jessica xD this is funny shit

[megaTXTER101]

O wow jessica xD

[megaTXTER101]

Damnz.... I was played by you!!! >:O

[williamknelson]

That's a good book. I found this video by looking up Tolstoy.

[Merlin3167]

girl you are cute :)

[redheartbox]

horse



[jerryhello100]

All happy families are alike, but all unhappy families are unhappy in their own unique way.

[ProjectGameplay]

Poor Daniel, laying around trying to get some...

[DrCruel]

Doesn't she sound like Jillian, Brian's girlfriend from Family Guy?

[Hannahoot]

@DrCruel you mean cameron diaz?

[DrCruel]

@Hannahoot Wasn't it Drew Barrymore? I forget.

[RFjetta]

guns germs and steel.. pretty good book if it wasnt so much of a pain in the butt

[angelstar98]

what on god's earth is she wearing @00:30

[leaah885]

Poor daniel, he looks bored out of his mind XD

[mistervideowatcher1]

what were daniel and dad talking about???????????????

[SHiiTSTiiRA]

Daniel is definetly a cow. Cause one, he looks like hes got 8 bellys, and he sure as hasnt got the cock of a horse.

[saturnGEEK]

"domesticable"..... hmmm.. does that include you ??

[rusty111fire]

Im telling your dad

[1995ARM]

You can ride me into battle anyday.

[kenzieloo777]

THAT IS THE WORST BOOK EVER!!!!! I had to read it for world history honors. OMG! :(

[MshariAlBarazy]

What did Daniel said at the end and what did she replied?

"If you're keeping count, that's Bree two, and silence..." what?

[abi271]

I thought this video was going to be useful, what a waste of time

[ImNotYourFriend212]

Fake!

[yourheroxyz]

@ImNotYourFriend212 and now? TV is also fake. Do you scream "Fake!" at your TV-set as well?

[ImNotYourFriend212]

@yourheroxyz Good point. You win.

[IDiveAtNight]

How can I un-watch this?

[quitejaded]

I am reading this book. Pretty good :)

[bigrobnz]

you guys know that this is a professional actress, not a teenager blogging.......

[talksalot2198]

@sirtrparker ikr, cuz thtz really ALL he doz!!!!

[sirtrparker]

i wonder how much the guy playing daniel got paid for just lying there every video

[skatefast08]

your just cute! =)

[lipgloss2233]

"You suck" lamo :P:P

[nowonderitsneverland]

Not for freeeeee :P

[GaaraXofXtheXfunk]

You had me interested in the beginning but after you started talking i lost interested what was that song?

haha dimestacle

[jman8904]

makes no sense....but adorable

[vexviper]

I wish I was 20 years younger hehe

[utubehuh]

What song is it in the very beginning?

[InTheVoidv2]

id coperate with u XD

[Rebel3Rice]

i really like this song in the backround what is it callled. please tell me.

[Rebel3Rice]

WHAT IS THIS SONG IN THE BACKROUND!?

[flango8]

1:18

Break Dancing P. Monkey

[memorialcupof2008]

when the fuck does the drama start??????

[thefredbaker]

you won't know it's coming, you won't know why, but then BAM. out of nowhere. Her dad dies.

[yak235]

WHY'D YOU STOP MAKING VIDEOS?!

[theturtlebee]

Poor Daniel, what he goes thru for a real friend. Hes the only one who really knows.

[shimenga1]

thats right daniel,,,,,she sucks

[ThePinkipromise]

daniel is the most boring person in the world

[iPirateGirl]

I love the book.

[ragedeamon]

Woooow, what a dumb beyotch.

[emeraldstar102]

shes an actor

[ReversedCorps]

@emeraldstar102 actually she's an actress.

[twaj]

I'm so glad I don't live in the US. Sure she's hot and I enjoyed Guns, Germs and Steel (although I liked Third Chimpanzee more) but... 500 thousand hits?? Are attractive girls really that rare in the US? I mean this girl is the archetypal girl to tell me 'let's just be friends', but, c'mon - she's not significantly hotter than the girls I pine after in real life...

[monster8907285]

oh it was just a huge scandal. she had a popular webshow because it was all scripted. and now its just that everyone wants to see what all the hullabaloo was about, now that it has been outed as a fake.

[Joucelin]

it's not a scandal. It's a series. KateModern, LG15: The Resistance.

All fun stuff.

[JaneOliver22]

okay, so she's an actress right? so does this mean that the house is a set and stuff?

[SunshineOoOo]

yep the lighting is all engineered and have you noticed it doesnt really change like natura; light the same people behing this show made harpers island!XOXO

[TheThugAthlete]

where can i get this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2hardcore4life]

It seems like Daniel is only there to talk to your father(that can't be good). As for the Tolstoy Principle, I wasn't even aware of it 'til this video. Thanks for giving me something new to learn about. Peace, Love & Awesomeness, lonelygirl15.

[back2thefutre]

I want to do you

[tanya3032]

i liked the starting song

whats the name of it?!?

[yoozerneym000]

office suite part 1

by The Matthew Show

good song

[smileyqueen162]

You're on GREEK!!!

[AllGlory2DaHypnoToad]

which Tolstoy are you talking about? Leo or Nikolai?

[longseany]

Leo

"All happy families are alike;each unhappy family is unhappy in it's own way."

[AllGlory2DaHypnoToad]

Oh, perhaps poor Leo is being misrepresented in this video.

"For if we allow that human life is always guided by reason, we destroy the premise that life is possible at all." War and Peace.

[luckyducky515]

i love this girl she is so funny!

[thaco2120]

you must be very lonely

[Nightshift10000]

You do know that Bree is dead correct?

[JlsLoverrr]

Ahaaaa :L Bree Doesnt Exist, Neither Does Daniel So Your Obviously Not His Mate :L This Is A Hoax Shes An Actor Called Jessica Rose.

[princessdanni101]

bree isnt a real person. shes an actor: it's a hoax. You're obviously lying for no reason.

[saycheesehanna]

oh my gosh i love this song! :) but she looks gorgeous in that shirt! :D i heard this "show" is "staged" but im still hooked:)

[Rebel3Rice]

whats the songs name? plz tell me!!

[AndrewXAnarchy]

The Matthew Show - Office Suite Part I

[Melo15xSTAT1]

people say this is boxxybabee but if u compare there eyebrows....its not even close

[GrIlLzZ2323]

Don't people have lives? Althogh maybe I'm not one to talk.

[lysschix56]

yay

[lysschix56]

you rock lonley girl!!! and if you look on the right bottom corner he is playing with monkey p!!!

[GracieGorex]

'I have never riden Daniel into battle.' Haha, that was great. :D Even thoug it was fake... :]

[rosiichanii]

@GracieGorex Great script writers huh? ;)

[angelbabysmom29]

daniel is hot

[tommyg75230]

The Tolstoy Principle states, that "I" get to give Bree and nice foot massage, smell her feet and suck her toes!! That's what it states!!

[ExclusivelyPivots]

you may not have ridden daniel into battle, but you've probubly ridden daniel in bed.

[Nubtamer]

because this is lonelygirl

[Nightdividestheday]

No offense, but why are there half a million hits on this ?

[dskulldemonx]

what is that song called that's playing?

[luckyelway]

Office Suite, Part I by The Matthew Show. :)

[Nicolae1961]

it is called the shitty 3 chord song

[awsomeperson3000]

daniel is hot

[lisaem22]

what'd they talk about? Daniel looked pretty upset.

[k0rrruptttttt]

"ive never ridden daniel into battle"

BUT YOU HAVE RIDDEN HIM!!

[teddywinroth]

plz tell me your not serious.. plz tell me this is irony

[927069]

great video

beep beep beep. chk out my prfile!! msg me! cS

[jwmag]

you can't disprove science.

that's like saying you can disprove literature.

[randomAKboi]

Not to be mean or anything, but is he only this much of an ass on camera?

[x0xrockerx0x]

half the tim eu talk i have no clue wat ur sayin.. but some of ur videos r funny.. =D

[rogaldorn3]

Now, I know this isn't real, but on the odd chance the creators are reading? "Riding" was prooobably not the best way of phrasing that. Got all kinds of connotations going on there.

[Nightshift10000]

That right there is Marriage, the life they are living is pretty much marriage.

[PacmanNobre]

she is beautiful.

[rashant2000]

1:08 ROFL!!!

[wewillrockyou22]

woah this is all fake i never would've guessed i mean seriously it all seems so real

[kingfaster9]

omg i had to read that book for my ap global project it was a big yawn

[Monkor001]

Is it just me or is it hot how she holds her hand by her mouth a 1:59?

Pretty good acting she does, I can see how ppl were fooled for so long.

[blueyedcutie630]

hahahah "ridden daniel into battle" wow. lol

[eight38s]

The hell with Daniel

[Nightshift10000]

I wouldn't make A Good Cow I'd Make A Good Horse, You could ride Me anytime.

[Nightshift10000]

OH GOD Brunettes are so freaking adorible, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[kvac3]

gracias....

[nepalihercules]

fuck daniel infront of ur dad and he'll shut the fuck up

[Katiels001]

what? *confused*

[532193]

hahahaha I hated that book!!

[Talky202]

"daniel, do you think you're more like a horse or a cow?" lol!

[arielxcore]

DO-MES-TIC

[funnershouldbeaword]

lol you are smart totally smart

[Crazyjedi2]

wtf... well, i've never ridden him into battle. very permiscuous

[happiebunnie1313]

hahaha, i thought the same thing. lol

[MeEncantaKiley]

@Crazyjedi2 Promiscous

[catzrule1357]

haha, lol daniel is playing with P. Monkey

[twenteefour24]

ahahahahahahahaha never riden in to battle ahahha

[macaroonluv]

but I guess he'd make a good throwrug... :D lol

[davetoporek]

you are beautiful

[chinadollsyndrome]

..."domesticatable"? seems like someone as smart as she's supposed to be would know the difference

[ColyTom]

This is an awesome video ;]

[EverybodyLovesRiley]

she is being mean to poor daniel again.

btw.

poor purple monkey!~

[FuckShitBoloxHaHa]

lol the way you're going science is totally gonan hate u lol

[flango8]

1:18 Breakdancing P. Monkey!

[catiean1985]

"i've never ridden daniel into battle" too cute!!! :P

[lilyroxmysox]

Is Daniel your brother?

[waterqueen]

...-_-..."domesticable" is not a word...you mean "Domestic"? and keep up thegood workthese vids are awsome lol.

[kaisopan]

Yes it is.

[soothuglifesmile]

yes it is a word

[zane1234s]

"talk" ?! Gasp! hah that's scary..well, in real life. lol

[davetoporek]

omg you're attractive and not only that but youre proving science wrong, honestly, do you want to date or something ? check out my profile I'm actually the opposite of a creeper I promise. ps. I might be in love

[awmigosh]

Daniel are you like a horse or a cow? - what a great line!

[helorm341]

this is so stupid and has nothing to do with tolstoy, there's no "Tolstoy Principle" either

[broderickg2]

you sound like such a pleasant person.

[soothuglifesmile]

tolstoy didnt make the tolstoy principle dude

jared diamond did

[helorm341]

ok... but what she's saying has nothing to do with anything tolstoy ever talked about. either shes a moron or this jared diamond guy is

[BlueReckless]

It's called a joke.

[helorm341]

really? i dont see how it's funny at all

[kyoxaizawa13]

I had to laugh at the "Well...I've never ridden Daniel into battle."

[jacofanatic]

you're pretty and smart

[S4nik4n]

Is this a joke, or is she serious? If she is serious i think this is a good example of the main problem in this country. So many uneducated are going around talking about how they are "proving" "science" wrong, but they use the world "science" in an indiscriminate manner.

[youmakemehappyinside]

dude, get that stick out of your ass. It's called acting. Bree isn't even real!

[nakedBison]

s4nki4n is the main problem in this country. s4nki4n has an uneducated, indiscriminate manner

[Fsunka]

LOL

[BloodySerpent]

Yes S4nik4n, a fictional girl is being serious.

[Fsunka]

pizza-owned pizzoned

[glrivera07]

are you serious? this whole channel is fake. she's an actress!!!

[yamem701]

whats the song at the start?

[NightStalker884]

no offense to daniel but he's just so damn BORING! Hopefully during the series he'll get more entertaining. IM NOT HATING just my opinion.

[alexisroxursox123]

I love this girl!

[zelda4569]

haha! look what daniel's doing with the monkey in the backround!(1:07-1:25)

[bigmacakassa]

yea that riding part....PRICELESS...

[MickQuick07]

"well ive never ridden daniel into battle" haha, love it. ya'll stop hating, if ya dont like it dont watch it- use ya own brains ya morons lol

[obscureluzername]

Fuck are you ever stupid. I feel like I just dropped 3 IQ points watching this.

[obscureluzername]

Why do good looking chicks have to be so nuts? LOL Okay not all but jeez! This one looks like a JW. Please die.

[kangarooluv]

undemestical! MY NEW Fav word!

[deowav]

what a load of shit

[garygoodbloke]

Nice reference

[glowkiwi]

Diamond's theory is Eurocentric garbage. The Chinese had guns, germs, and steel BEFORE Europeans did. China was even sailing as far as South Africa before Columbus, yet they did not enslave, colonize, or commit genocide. Europeans conquered the world because they had SMALLPOX and spread it in their genocidal rape of the "New World." Diamond wants us to believe that Europeans PLANTS are the ultimate cause instead of an UNCIVILIZED European culture of Barbarism (vis-a-vis China).

[wtfdoodlol]

Glowkiwi: Citations or else (no offense) it's just another opinion on the internet.

[glowkiwi]

Diamond is a Neo-Racist who hides behind "European Environmental DNA is superior, ergo..."Read "Eight Eurocentric Historians" by James Blaut which destroys Jared Diamond's theories. Then read "The Eastern Origins of Western Civilisation" (Cambridge U. Press) to expose Diamond's illusion that Europe invented: the wheel, writing, guns, gunpowder, steel, geometry, windmills, 360 degrees, modern numerals, crossbow, magnetic compass, printing press, books, paper, geometry, zero, 365day calendar,etc

[flango8]

lol 1:19 breakdancing p-monkey

[chellbabe99]

this girl was on the show GREEK i think as Jen K

[Curtis006]

i have to read that book for school "Guns Germs and Steel"

[trueshinobi01]

Lol you "rode him into battle?" i knew you were hiding a big secret!!!

[Angieanything]

I love all vlogs that incluse a P. Monkey appearance...