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  • Who gives a fuck about democracy and goverment and shit CANADA is way fucking better than USA.

    Atleast we have free healthcare

    Atleast we are better people

    And

    Atleast we don't get our asses handed by fucking terrorists.

    Canada is the shit mang.

  • She am them .!

  • I know her!

  • I'd be pissed too if I grew up in Canada

  • love this

  • I heard this on World's Dumbest Drivers.

  • with our business well be out saving the day....again! There is a reason we're the only country referred to as US, it's because were better than YOU!!! And as for making a joke out of democracy, were the longest standing current government in the world look it up retard!

  • Canada were to fall it would take a week before anyone even noticed and even then people would just be like "hold up, wasn't there a country above America? Eh....f*#& em" which probably won't happen because you don't have the balls to wage an actual war. With out US you wouldn't even have a single nuke because we had to give your pansy ass country some just incase y'all grow a pair. Furthermore half of your country is French, enough said there right.... So while you continue to concern yourself

  • @rashleyiv usa is a shitty country canada is 20 times better take your head out of your ass

  • done. You can hate on our presidents as much as you want but at the end of the day as much as we would like to hate on youre prime minister no one knows nor cares who the F+#& it is because he hasnt done shit. If you really hope that terrorists do away with us then you're retarded because it would collapse the entire global economy, and I can make that assumption as an economists not as some syrup making Canadian dousch. Which means if America falls people would actually care, where as if Cana

  • Dear phatchick722, You're right we did manage to violate international law, and we did so because we can and no pussy ass country like Canada would do anything about it. See when someone attacks our people we kick ass and take names instead of sitting on our thumbs and twiddling them around when we get bored and thinking up retarded ass shows like degrassi!!! You can say were ignorent because we dont care about the rest of the world but the fact of the matter is that were too busy getting shit

  • 0:39 "You am them?" XP

  • Bless her heart...God bless her.She's drunk,and she's wanting help.I hope God blesses her for this.

  • Okay- here's a clue- Stop Driving! If you have enough sense to do this, pull over and take a nap.

    DUMB!!

  • Does this retarded cunt actually realize what she did to herself, A DUI just 1 changes your life forever I got 1 just 1 when I was 18 and I still have a restricted licence and I'm almost 30

  • @clutchmc22 Your calling this woman a "cunt" because she's trying to do the right thing? It was YOUR fault you were DRINKING AND DRIVING. At least she had the DECENCY to call herself in,YOU could have KILLED someone.

  • I am them

  • Wisconsin has too many pubs millions of miles from people's homes. A large drink driving rate there doesn't surprise me.

  • i live in marshfield, wi and i remember when this happened

    EPIC

  • I love how this dude acts so normal.... I would be like "Are you fucking serious lady??? What the fuck are you thinking?"

  • absolutely stupid bitch, people so brainwashed to snitch on themselves.

  • I really laughed my ass off when I watched this video for the first time !! But the only reason why I love this video is because ~ THE COP VOICE IS HELL SEXY ~ LOL

    in case you find me weird, well, I'm not weirdo at all, I just find the cop voice very relaxing ! Not to mention when he laughs ;)

  • lol chouder head

  • lmao!!!!!

  • so funnyy

  • At least she's responsible!

  • What a freaking idiot!!!!!

  • what a bone head

  • If you are smart enough to realize drunk driving should be reported to 911, you should be smart enought to not drive drunk. I think this woman might be the most retarded person I have heard of.

  • how does everything get turned into america this another country that this is a vid about a dumb/smart drunk driver (your opinion)

    @rebeelforreal yeah Im glad you see it we "the people" seen it to and wtf would you like us to do about it they do as they please regardless

  • Francisco Castro did the same thing in Ohio.

  • how can you drunk drive in a kitchen??

  • WOW!! Ppl will do anything for attention. This is just so lame!!!

  • She did the right thing...but jesus christ just pull over and sleep you old bat!!!!!

  • She could've just pulled over and that would be that.

  • UH.... Why couldn't you pull over? Dont you have a friend you can call? Call a cab? Ugh

  • God bless this woman! She has courage and BALLS. "Can i take my seat belt off" OH SHIT she is amazing!!

  • This woman should be rewared...Good for you Mary. That took alot of guts and she should be let off easy with a more severe charge "IF" she does drive again. but this is awesome...WAY TO GO GIRL......

  • Congratulations Mary.  This is a good woman.

  • WOW! I hope the cops took her butt home, and not to jail. Im not a fan of DD, but you gotta give it to her, she called in on herself! AWESOME.

    FYI, next time pull over and call a CAB lol.

  • @kclemens454 Uh, refer to her booking picture during the entire video.

  • @kclemens454 from the picture i dont think they took her home

  • 911 Dispatcher: "...You AM them?"

    LOL! <3

  • mary ur a retard !!!

  • LOL, what the hell?

  • his first question should have been "what colors your hair?"

  • if this was in Neilsville then i think it was in Wisconsin cause I live in Black River Falls and Neilsville is almost right next to us

  • Phatchick ummmm fuck you

  • @rbeelforreal

    People don't start there comments off with ummmm anymore! That went out months ago!

  • @PhatChick722 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i do what i please bitch

  • @rbeelforreal

    I bet your mama is real proud!

    And you don't do what you please! Legislation and social mores stop that!

  • @PhatChick722

    my mama is dead you dumb bitch. and last time i checked us Americans can do whatever we please. and where are you from that you think you are so much better than Americans.

  • @rbeelforreal

    * us Americans can do whatever we please. *

    The world saw that when they illegally invaded Iraq!

    Not only are they breaking international law they are violating the legislation within their own boundaries by incarcerating individuals with no due process!

    Extraordinary rendition which was created by YOUR past president is fucking illegal!

    A leader of authority that can just make up a law although it violates human rights is mind boggling!

  • @rbeelforreal

    Americans make a joke out of democracy!

    These terrorist groups want your fucking...not ours!

  • And another thing, you had Bush for 2 fucking terms and he pissed the whole world off! Now you're pretty much the most hated country and I can't wait until they fucking get rid of all of you!

  • I think it's funny how you people call this woman an idiot when it turns out the majority of you are a bunch of dimwits!

    Let me guess. The majority of you are American . I hear you're allowed to bring loaded hand guns into bars in 4 states now!

    And you think this woman is stupid? Cuz if she's American she has the right to be fucking armed as well!

    Holy fuck!

    Way to go America!!

  • what a fucking moran she should get a 2nd ticket for being stupid,and she thanked the operator too. this actually made me sick and mad

  • @clutchmc22

    wtf are you talking about?

    She's fucking inebriated you dumbass! You expect her to do something logicial?

    Stfu! 

  • @PhatChick722 that's why OTHER drugs are better, than fucking getting "inebriated"

  • @DeafeyeProductions

    Like pot perhaps? don't people in the states get nailed for even the smallest amount? Here in Canada you're allowed to have a certain amount on you and cops give you a ticket! Every year in April on the 20th people get stoned on the hill!

    They call in 4/20!

    They fucking smoke the shit in front of Parliament! You do that in front of they White House you guys would probably get fucking shot! They'd set out the national Guard for fuck sakes!

    God I love my country! =D

  • @PhatChick722 Yeah theres 4/20 in the Us also....and no weed isn't a big deal infact like i stated above its legal in some states!

  • what a fucking moran

  • She should have called a cab instead, that would have been alot less then the bond, towing fee, and court fees thats she is going to pay. WOW is all I can say about this women.......

  • @cappaluv Totally agree.

  • HAHAHAHHAAHAHAH WAT A MORON..,.,,.,.

  • "Still there, sir?" LOL Classic!!!! He needs a web redemption also.

  • stupid bitch

  • @pinkfloyd2654 Maybe she didn't want to crash and die. lol

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  • @propain101proof

    All of America is pretty much based on stupidity! Americans in general are by far the dumbest fucks I've ever encountered!

    Like I mentioned above this 'American' has the right to bear arms and I wonder if she's in the state which has now passed legislation allowing you to bring your loaded guns into these bars!

    It's not her! It's ALL OF AMERICA!

  • I think that took guts to call and she should be punished for driving drunk to the full extent of the law, but I also think that she did a good thing to report herself and that should be rewarded at the same time... after she does her time. If all drunk drivers called in to report they are drunk - they might not kill anyone. There is something to this. Like - don't drive drunk but if you are driving drunk - please report yourself? Hmmmm. Just don't know.

  • The Dispatcher sounds really HOT!

  • "Am I going to jail?".... "I guess if ur over the legal limit" lol!!

  • Honesty, honesty.

  • i swear i've heard this guys voice on a prank call video before.

  • She did the right thing by calling the police. Good for her and may god bless her in the future .

  • Did she die?

  • Aw, I kind of feel sorry for her. She sounds so lonely and morose, and she has a good conscience too. I hope she's okay. =(

  • I love it! At least she had the sense in her condition to know she needed help. This is one of the few instances where I hope the judge is a little lenient on her. Good for you Mrs. Strey.

  • " I am Them" lol

  • she needed social interaction : [ : [ : [

  • @sasoon Facebook?

  • she was definetely drunk!

  • but if you know you are to drunk

    than put you car of the side of the rode and do a nap ore sompting

    DONT CALL THE POLICE EVER!!!!

    Cheers!

  • she needs attention

  • What an idiot!

  • 'still there sir?'

  • umm wow. atleast she's honest.

  • @verbintherain this saved someone's life I guess! I won't drunk & drive at all! I'm scared of taking someone's life.

  • @Chirsty76 im not scared of that, im scared of calling the police on myself :P

  • good stuff very amusing

  • yo mama so dumb, she called the cops on her self for drunk driving.

  • did she go arrested

  • @Pedros1and2

    Yes Pedros. She did end up being arrested. She was charged. What did you think would happen? (lol)

  • she is probably calling for attention and believe that by punishing herself , it will stop her from doing it again .

  • what a dumass

  • @umahuma4 dumBass... idiot

  • :L:L whaaaaaaaat.

  • I feel soooo bad for her! I agree that this was a desperate move for some attention an I dont think that she has any idea how much trouble she is in!! WOW

  • She made a mistake but at least she was honest. I would never drive drunk in the first place but if I was her I would have stopped in a parking lot and either walked home or gone to sleep in my car.

  • CALL RECEIVER FAIL

    Her: "No i am them"

    Him: "You am them?" isn't it should be "You are them?"

  • A gold star for you young man... "isn't it should be"? perfect English!

  • @urbandruid Natives from anywhere in the world don't even understand their native language sometimes !!!

    In one country there are many different states, areas, people, races and so on !!!! So everything is pretty much mixed up, formal and informal language from all the different people that lives in that country !!!

    So don't really expect to find someone who speaks perfectly because we all speak broken language in one way or another !! believe it or not that's a fact !!

  • @vanpat1987 im pretty sure he said that on purpose to empasize her imoproper grammer...speaking of which, i think YOU meant to say "shouldn't it be"....so don't point fingers....lol

  • you gatta be drunk to call the cops on yourself

  • why respect her for doing this? she could have just stopped the car on the side or something and slept and waited for her to stop being drunk lol

  • Haha! What a fucking retard!!! This is gold mate!

  • Well I respect her for doing this, but why didn't she just stop driving instead of reporting herself? haha

  • Good on her, I agree!

  • i actually really respect this woman for doing this...

  • @jacobi8 Or perhaps dont be a dumb azz and when you realize you are too drunk to drive pull over ... I dont understand why the only thought that went through her head was im too drunk to drive I should call in on myself... I commend her for deciding to pull over ... But she is an idiot for calling the cops to report herself... You know nobody wants to be her friend!!! lol If she will turn her self in you know you aren't getting away with SH*T

  • A woman in Norway just recently got her husband to drive her to the police station because she had driven drunk.

  • More people should own up like her. Dying for DUI is Serious. As funny as it is I have great respect for this woman's regard for life even while under alcohol's spell of bliss...

  • If she can stop and call someone on the phone, why not call someone to pick her up?

  • LMAO

    lady: 'IM THEM"

    operator: YOU AM THEM"?

    lady:"IM THEM"

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll

  • 0:37

  • got to be an american ,,me a mexican calling to report me FFF!!! naww!!!

  • So you're saying only americans have the balls and dignity to report themselves when they do something stupid and illegal? Thank you random mexican youtuber!

  • balls and dignity? what the hell are you talking about even the operator was trying not to laugh.. and maybe your just the only one thinking like that ,look at all the coments below,your right thats doing stupid and illegal stuff then why the fuck she called then ..

    thank you random piece of white trash!

  • I was just making a point. You decided to pull the race card. I can to. Go to hell you lazy beaner.

  • thanx dude ...google this "Chinga Tu madre" thats what you need to do LoL

  • LOL i googled it

    thats funny

  • you dude... i'm half mexican.. we don't need to go there. I understand people make racist jokes which is fine but that seems like you meant it. Thats not cool at all.

  • Relax man. If you are offended by it, then you arent the kind of mexican i hate anyway. Mexicans are people, beaners are wastes of air. If i offended you im sorry, mexicans are cool in my book. just not beaners. it might not make sense, but its like not every black guys a nigger. only the ones with their pants on the ground carrying guns and robbing liquor stores. its hard to explain.

  • hahaha i understand... omg dude... you are kind of warped in the brain but i do understand what you mean. Just like like their are white people and then there is trailer park trash? HAHAHA

  • EXACTLY.

  • are you serious? your a fucking racist an just like trailer trash rats whites are just as ugly and ignorant as any nigger. also, just because you are white doesnt make you a american. an american is a peson who is proud of their heritage and their roots not pretend to be someone they aren not. white people can not relate to peoples culture because thay really have very little.

  • @intelboy23 Do you have friends? Nothing you said really made sense. I'm seriously wondering if you have friends because nothing on the internet should piss you off that much. Hmmmm well either way dude... take it easy and seek help soon

  • wow thats an epic fucking fail on her part who the fuck calls themselves in for DUI i mean come on

  • hey, at least she's honest

  • omg this is fucking hilarious

  • i calleed the police last night by accident lol i meant to call 411/

  • hahahahaha omg that is great!!!

  • I think the cop is as drunk as she is "I am them" is 'technically' correct but he went and tried to act like it was so wrong lol "you am them?"

  • ...yeah he knew that. he was just laughing at the situation.

  • Still there sir?

  • ...the fuck?

  • Stupid Question: Why are there no car noises?

  • Stupid awnser: That only in the film

  • LOL

  • She's sooo stupid... and drunk.

  • women drivers, i swear to god.

  • what a stupid bitch!

  • hahahahahahahh "you am them?"

  • @rianbrito hahahaha

  • This is a video of an obviously disturbed or emotionally upset middle aged womans cry for help......Its a sad story...She needs help!

  • I think you might be right.

  • @lewistaylor1965 yeah and shes probably the only personne how after realising shes doing wong, did the right think she can proud ^^

  • @lewistaylor1965 who would have been fine at home crying but she decided to DRINK! Stupid woman be better off smoking some pot or taking some MDMA, or eating some shrooms than drinking a flammable solvent and gotten behind a car to do something this stupid.

  • @DeafeyeProductions

    You need to move to Canada my friend! You can plop your ass down on April 20th in front of the Prime Minsters (our president) place of business and smoke a doobie right outside his window and the cops don't do nothin'! But just for that day! Cuz we....are...Canadian! =D

  • @PhatChick722 Alot of states in the U.s dont have a weed law (I think Cali being one of them).

  • "Can I take my seatbelt off?"

    LOL!

  • dwb

  • THIS IS THE NEW WAY TO RECIEVE TICKETS! lolz XD

  • "still there sir?"

    the officer must be drunk as well xD

  • Lol the guys thought Mary was a guy hahaahahha

  • "you am them?" fucking hilarious!

  • she did the right thing

  • @MadGameFreak

    the "right thing" would have been to not drive in the first place. this lady is just an idiot.

  • how would get home?

  • @MadGameFreak

    She could take the bus, take a cab or have a friend drive her you idiot. Dumb question MadFreak.

  • @MrRebuttal shes drunk, she can barely remember 911 and the location shes at...

  • No she is an idiot, The right thing to do is when you reallies your dunk driving to pull over in the first park and walk home or catch public transport, calling the police is just stupid lol.

  • that would be funny if he gave her a ticket for talking on the phone while driving too

  • tht guy is probably laughing his ass out

  • lol

  • I have a feeling that this woman suffers from confessional OCD and HAD to tell someone that she's driving drunk and her OCD made her call of all people, 911 Police Dispatcher, lol.

  • The guy talking to her sounds as if he is ONLY half paying attention to what she is telling him. He probably is drunk himself, haha!! ;-D

  • well maybe she saved multiple lives..

    calling to tell about herself.

  • It's amazing what people do when is drunk, but I definetly wouldn't call 911 if were drunk xD

  • this is stupidity taken to a whole new level :'D

  • The officer should probably have asked if she was stopped right away--being drunk and on a cell phone is a terrible combination in motion.

  • "yes i am them"