Old Spice Centaur Commercial

[shahhamzeh]

Your Half horse  GOD DAMN IT

!!!!!!!!!!

[ninjagirl9490]

He's on a hor- holy crap he is a horse!

[Hypastpist]

he's a horse

[BanzaiSushi]

This body wash was great..too bad they changed it to a different name and color..also this is harder to find.

[bumflint905]

he thinks he is horse

[Taztingo]

he's also a man and a horse... Not sure if anyone else noticed that? Or was it just me...

[Phelan666]

@DanielAbdullai3403 DIE

[Mrtacolishus]

look again, they are both diamonds!

[SuperPerson32]

notice how in the double impact commercial that the tile is blue and white and livewire its green and white

[StarConflict]

look again teh shower is now diamonds! dow this stuff actually work?

[MDkid1]

That Centaur is the hottest fucking thing on earth!

[HighTekControl]

That was just too wird... o.O

[XDonDiabloX]

damn shes hot

[raynbowboys]

Totally hot

[kimonui]

She didn't have a funny line 'a provider." "hmmm. She shoulda said and he's a stud!

now look at me lift my tail. Out come diamonds! Well, they're in there somewhere. Dig for them!

[therealjazzyblue]

Look at my tail no look at me look at my tail again , MY TAIL IS NOW DIAMONDS!

[Chayden90]

Look again, centaur is now DIAMONDS!

[7AlexFord]

"I'm two things in one: I'm a man (TAIL WHIP) and a pretty smart shopper"

[impregnatedcamel]

double impact, its NOW DIAMONDS.

god that was lame.... :(

[7AlexFord]

@impregnatedcamel hahaha

[blaktigr84]

Hey, It's Kamen Rider Strike

[maztecs]

Too bad the horse body in that video is that of a gelding. Odd how few people notice that.

[DarkKnot7]

@maztecs

Looks more like a mare, to me. "He" is not just missing the diamonds :p

[maztecs]

Too bad the horse body in that video is that of a gelding. Odd how few people notice that.

[damone3000]

WTF Y DID IT TURN???!!!!

[StephanieBonJovi]

Is that Misha Collins, the Castiel from Supernatural?? :D

[tonepaw]

Horsie

[reifsneiderguy]

"I'm a man... and a smart shopper."

[DomElf98]

awesome!

[abbylily55]

oh i wish i had a body like that!!*sighs*

[iLikeSushiXD]

beasty

[3piper]

what an awesome centaur!!

[DJLunasf]

eww, creepy.

[crazy4sian]

Mrs. Hands?

[NoisyWombat]

Yea thinking about their relationship being sexual is mind boggling O_o

Might be why this commercial dident get alot of air time compared to the others, the undertones of bestiality probably scared some people.

[Phelan666]

No. Hands Jr.

[crazy4sian]

@Phelan666 I was talking about the woman,

[Laucheehung]

WTF LOL that girl can take on a horse

[i2slick4u20]

LOL

[enigmatologist]

i would like to ride that centaur......=)

[bakrione]

how do u know shes not a girl??

[atenchifan]

who's actress in this commercial?

[87even]

LOL!

[HyStixs]

Thanks Old Spice.

[Wonkapoo]

So random. WTF random centaur moment.

[bitherwack]

Why are centaurs so hot?

Its because they HAVE 'two things', if you know what I mean....  wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

[cubantoro]

So... in this case, she really has a stallion for a mate! Lucky Bitch!~ :-) I rather have my centaur with a goatee or beard.

[Delibirate]

bestiality

[martyrofevil]

It's two things. Best slogan ever.

[ChowChow969]

I LOVE that!!

[Knight121198]

nice video but id be suprised if his load doesnt blow a hole in her at times ouch hehe, and ya give me a female centaur preferably a brunnete...all over hehe.

[mowub]

screw this, show me some female centaurs!

[EddyARB]

Unfortunately female centaurs are pretty disgusting, imagine how loose that vagina would be.

[Symphonia69]

Can someone explain the "man, and a provider" statement cuz I'm a little slow!

[whorelordd]

he provides her with horse cock

[DarkwingDork]

It's just playing with your expectations. Since he's a centaur, you keep expecting him to say he's a man and a horse, but they keep having him say something else.

[7AlexFord]

@whorelordd lol

[SIJEPUIS]

If you take exclude what the girlies and the teeners would (rightfully, I guess) call "sex appeal" the concept itself is gross and ridiculous.

Just as stupid as soooo many other ads we see on TV.

Where is the brain gone?

Who would have said a few years back that people and advertisers would become so stupid.

But again, the ads must match IDs of their public

[Geno4ssb500]

Where's a female centaur when you need one???

[sdmcdiva69]

He is very sexy....I bet he's hung like a horse. She's one lucky rider....I bet he gets her to equine like a baby!

[ammarios]

i know.... not only is he hot to begin with... but this whole centaur thing is just soooo hot..... its so wrong lol.,,,, but so fucking hot... hard to explain, but god the centaur is a hot sex symbol... but even hotter with HIM as the centaur... hot in a weird perverse kind of way

[the666dizza]

the firt time i heard this i thought he was gonna say i am a horse instead of a smart shopper

lol very funny

[Drokius]

Good job... That's the joke...

[WarBeast]

Looks like the whiney-cunts got their way... I've only seen the shortened version for the last month or so...

[justin2212122]

lol man...

[alecfras]

Chances are this commercial won't be on TV for more than a couple more times due to lousy censorship ruining all our fun. :P That woman's so fucking sexy!!! On multiple levels, too. :D hehe

[WickedRed3]

Oh....I am imaginging that!!! :) This commercial is totally hot!!!

[bryandeezy]

hahaha imagine getting fucked in the ass by a 14 inch horse dick.

[MasterNate12345]

hahhahhaha she seems to like it lmfao

[Illarane]

Don't need to; there's one snoring like a truck next to me. ;)

[supersam9000]

created a product with two awesome products in one incredible product

[marmentano]

Totally hot!

[BlackfyreRoy]

For some odd reason I cannot find this product at Fred Meyer.

[dancenekkid]

Ha ha! Good old Fred Meyer!

[robdynn]

for the longest time i thought that was rob dyrdek

[patty3041]

I find this commercial disturbing on so many levels!

[elfangor48]

maybe i'm a perv but i find this really hot...

[MyPersonalVendetta]

Yes, you are a perv.

[Lemuralio]

if u're a perv, so am i. lol.

[n3kk1d]

first thougt: gayporn..

second thought: Beast-gay-porn

third thought: beastporn?

[sgwbutcher]

why has no one mentioned the obvious about this commercial? He two things...a man and a mare.

[Tsarevna303]

lol! He is a mare! EEEP!

[fehish]

If Christopher Walken taught us anything in Saturday Night Live, real Americans don't hire filthy centaurs.

[prede89]

he sounds just like Johnny Young Bosch!!!

[s0ccerkar1]

the dude has a farmer's tan.

[leepylime]

Is that Natalie Portman?

[dctennis1]

holy shit! it is natalie portman!

[fsalazar2]

you're dumb...not at all

[aprilhatfield79]

OMG! I just saw this on tv for the first time! I can't stop laughing! LMAO!

[billygoatUK]

where the hell does he shop for clothes then.

[members90]

Wal-Mart

[mawehe63]

tracter supply co. and horse fancy magazines

[Dragonrider1227]

"And a Provider!" LOL

[smithmess2006]

that's so funny that they're making fun of stupid men's stuff commercials. love it.

[StefanosC]

this shit rocks lol.

[prede89]

hmmm that does sound like johnny young bosch

[Only1337here]

I'm two great things in one. A man... and a smart shopper

LOL

[SentieriOnLine]

LOL He is Scott Bailey, ex Sandy Foster on Guiding Light!! Funny!!

[vrFan08]

OMG!! thank you! It had been killing me! I knew I saw that guy before but for the life of me i couldn't remember! He's from GL! thank you!

[eluzion712]

so how does he wash the rest of his body if he cant reach

[Dragonrider1227]

He has his wife do it ;)

[jram505]

they have a special stick they use to reach other parts. they can get all those accessories at special centaur stores

[paneran87]

I've seen this guy before and I cant think of where? Anyone know his name?

[eggymeggy2]

i'm the same, but i'll take a guess the only thing i can think of is america's smartest model....

[DarkRoast]

well i think its scott bailey

[TheBallOfWiffle]

Did that just happen?

[Spagneti]

Yeah.

The first time I saw it on TV, i was like WTF.

I can't believe they use this, lol.

[chimmychunga]

Yes, that just happened.

[randomspoone]

imagen the sex lolz

xD

[BigEarz85]

isn't that girl blair butler from g4

[kivanna61592]

centaurs are hot.

[fluorophore]

You're a HORSE! SAY IT! A MAN AND A HORSE!!

[cursedlemon]

No matter how many times I watch this video, she doesn't say it.

[eggymeggy2]

i watched it again after reading this, and i toally agree!

[EYLive]

This jerk probably poops all over the carpet.

[MasterNate12345]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[carlytess]

ahaha this commercials so dirty

[Homerunhittergirl]

hey i wonder what would happen if the half man half horse would mate with his wife lol ...... thats soo funny

[Spagneti]

That's what they're inferring...

[FernandoTorrera]

Yay i finally got to see it my mom was saying hey come here yould like this commercial but i missed it. So funny ya that centaur husband was hot.

[robert40348]

i wish i could be a centaur

[BigWill917]

old spice.....its two things....

[jthtx832yt]

DAMN WHORE!!!

lol

[merman24]

With me being totally obsessed about mermaids i would love to have a mermaid wife but i would'nt mind having a female centaur wife either

[powersce]

i hear ya merman24

[MasterNate12345]

do you have a 15inch dick to plesher that lmfao

[merman24]

i would love to be a centaur it looks so cool just being half man, half horse just looks so much fun

[Ctcwired]

Same here!! WOO! I want a centaur wife!

[MasterNate12345]

dude that would be like throwing a stick down a hallway if you catch my drift

[bryandeezy]

thats like throwing a TOOTHPICK down a hallway if u catch my drift.

[tower464u]

yesss, thinking of what the female in the add gets at night, the best of both worlds: man and horse!