Sling Blade Nursery Rhymes

[thesearemy2cats]

5 stars! I like it very much! Great impression!!! 

[rickyjackson5]

Hey, people. This was troubling to my spirit, if I was capable of crying that is what I would be currently doing.

[looloorex]

this sucks =/

[majinhiei7]

Karl needs to lay off the french fried potaters.

[Tigermoon1950]

Bible says two hens ought not lay together...

[fritzfit]

Reckon he should lay off those french fried potatoes..

[ILiveOnMyBoat]

reckon on you shouldn't post this way

[LesbianVampireLover]

I laugh so hard at this that I start choking and wheezing!!!! Well done! (I wish the Big Show would put their Karl Childers skits on youtube).

[TheJcp1234]

Wow! Carl had to many french fried potaters.

[torrentANONYMOUScodc]

i reckon that there's the real Karl 25 years after the events of the movie...mmm-hmm

[HoW2cairoGA]

wow yeah the intro is pointless and very liong and boring cut it out and reupload

[tylerdurden1971]

YOU FUCKIN' SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[jgibson1970]

I didn't find this even a little bit funny. I do a better impression of Carl than he does. Mmmm-hmm.

[WingDiamond]

Rub a dub dub

3 men in a tub

They's funny, not funny ha-ha funny queer!

Bible say two (or three) men ought not lie together! um-hum!

[lecagot2]

Cool!

[UMP1R3]

not funny haha Funny queer mmm-hmm

[gdwag01]

She cut its damn head off.lol

[hurl771]

what talent this guy is going to be a very huge star i'll be on the look out for his next movie or tv show or super sold out live performance

[floydfreak63]

fail

[rmsolympic1]

This guy is really good. He sounds just like Carl!

[Therealtweeter]

VERY FUNNY HEHE

[DreamNeonBlack]

you suck.

[Fightsrulez62]

he looks liek fagget at: 2 min. 13 sec.

[Fightsrulez62]

she cut its damn head off lol

[AquaMoonlight]

yammmm-mmmmm

[chimpstanzee]

I thought it was hilarious. Keep making people laugh...

[FuhQTube]

Remove the long title sequence and you've got comedy gold here!

[SandyCea]

true that

[archeeizm]

WOW!!!

[zakkfulton01]

along came a spider and it sat down beside her she cut its damn head off with a kyser blade omg lol

[greenlanternguy]

Could the title sequence for this short be ANY LONGER?

[rmsolympic1]

This man is a genius. I mean, he has perfectly mastered and manifested Slingblade (Carl).

[DisturbedOne10]

Shut your fuckin mouth, have you even watched the motherfuckin' movie? Im going to take a wild fuking guess and SAY FUCK NO! Becuase this dumbass looks or talks nothing like slingblade, and thats the MOTHER FUCKIN bottom line!

[rmsolympic1]

Haha. Ah, my Disturbed freind, your reply, so ridiculously angry and hence so hilarious, has made my day. Anyway, in fact, I have watched this movie repeatedly, as I actually have it on VCR. The imitation here is excellent, despite your rant, which ironically only highlights how good it is. I suggest that you calm down and that you learn to make points by thinking and by speaking them insult-free:). :):);):)

[DisturbedOne10]

I thought I told you 2 shut the fuck up! First of all dont try and confuse me with your fancy ass words and your out of fucking date VHS movie. At least you could buy the fuckin DVD! Second of all, who the fuck watches Slingblade repeatedly??? That sounds a little fuckin weird 2 me...you must really like Carl MMMHMMM! And third of all, your not fooling anyone we all know it took you like 4 fuckin hours 2 think that bullshit up, I mean seriously!

[geargrinder12]

i don't think it took 4 hours to think that up i could have thought of that im my sleep and he probably did i know you wouldn't be able to come up with anything like that in 4 years since u want to cuss people out learn how to verbally thrash individuals without volgaraties have a nice day.

[rmsolympic1]

:):):):)

[holypoop88]

Oh shut up the fuck up baby dick. He looks like nothing like Carl. The only way Carl would look like that is if he ate Frank and then started a battle with cancer. And his voice sounds like a mixture of Carl and Alvin from the Chipmunks.

[rmsolympic1]

Yes, poop88, there, there, baby. Everything will be fine. There, there. Sorry about that soiled diaper, but don't worry: we're going to drop you off at animal control, where you and your kind are treated royally.

[geargrinder12]

sounds like some one needs to go to the nervous hospital

[holypoop88]

im gonna kill you geargrinder12 with a lawnmower blade mmmmhmmm.

[geargrinder12]

lol some people call it a lawnmowerblade i call it a sling blade mmmmmmmhhhmmmmmm

[holypoop88]

how do i get ahold of the police?

[geargrinder12]

to get ahold of the police you dial 9 1 1

[spf1410]

Well allright then, I recon that was funny- funny ha ha that is.

[allexx123]

I loved it, he did very impression one of rthe best and original.

[zee339]

is the minute long intro necessary?

[dureyj28]

The crappiness of this video will haunt my dreams forevermore.

[Spideyman995]

it's good but seriously fuck minute long intros

[scotty073]

what the fuck?? LOL

[toymenator]

looks like curly. sounds like wolfman jack

[DeepZero]

This video is depressingly, nauseatingly bad. Everything about it, from the presentation to the jokes, are some of the worst I've ever seen while they're obviously trying very hard to be funny.

[RighteousBigot]

Could have been funny if that dork watched the movie a couple more times and practiced a bit more, his Carl sucks ass.

[WEHSsoccerbabe]

you done good but he dont say ya ummm.

[brawnthehulk]

who's the fat Japanese guy? My Uncle Randy jerked off to this video twice.

[vinnceyounG10]

wtf?? youve talked about your uncle randy like every damn video!

[brawnthehulk]

He's very horny

[vinnceyounG10]

thats....? weird

[Melvinyoder]

Did randy touch you in your naughty bits?

[dixie5292]

that was FUNNY!!!!!!!

[alamony812]

man once u get past the painfully slow intro. its pretty funny

[dgivy]

haha! he sounds just like Karl!! "All she had was mustard biscuits!" lmao

[MnMgirls1213]

karl got a little fat there

[EPJCW]

that stunk 1/5

[arubberball]

SUCKS!

[ZyioScalebane]

Correction...John Boy And Billy have "Sling Blade Story Time" They do a bunch of short stories involving Jeff Pillars who does the voice and is one of their writers.

[biggsff]

Johnboy and Billy's version is much better imo.

[mirkerri]

Way to waste a whole minute with the lame-ass title

[mrmiagiwaxoff]

The first minute is nothing

[0toHero]

LMAO!!!

[joeyvader]

Is this Karls Dad?

[meatpress]

WTF happened to Carl? 3,000 bags o' dem french-fried taters 'n' a half a billion mustard biscuits. Forget the nervous hospital and look into weight watchers.

[phantom4x4]

we killed ur mom already now go to bed and stop this chain letter shit

[OldDirtyMexican]

the dumbest thing ive ever seen

[jshurd]

makes me want another round of those frence fried potaters with a few mustard bisquits