Project Hampture: Lake Mission

[SMWhit3out]

What is the point of this?

[gorgeconowitz]

@SMWhit3out shut up.

[desu2234]

@SMWhit3out

Kill yourself.

[SMWhit3out]

@desu2234 =O

[josuedinho98]

Finally a place where a hamster is entitled to the sweat of his own brown.

The Hampture, a place were strong industrialist hamsters are no longer "hampered" by their entitlement seeking ex compatriots.

[moneymandate]

I am Hamster Ryan and I'm here to ask you a question.

Is a hamster not entitled to the corms of his cheek?

No. Says the hamster in Washington. It belongs to the poor

No. Says the hamster in the Vatican. It belongs to God

No. Says the hamster in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose the impossible. I chose Hampture

[Froswaldothegreat]

I love the idea of this, reminds me of an article I read years ago about proposed underwater quarters. Looks like hamsters beat us this time.

[zomgtehrei]

in b4 PETA

[Zamboro]

@Havermayer

1. To the right you can see the edge of a battery powered heating pad. The hamster can regulate his own temperature by varying his distance from it.

2. By bringing the habitat up to the surface every so often.

3. It's a Scuba drybox rated for 100 feet. It will not break under 4 feet of water.

4. The Mk. III habitat contains an exercise wheel.

5. Hamsters are burrowers in the wild. They are accustomed to and comfortable in dimly lit chambers.

[lolgir]

Your not going to hurt the hamster right?

[Orayn]

Hampture will not be complete until it is a self-sustaining underwater ecosystem large enough for a stable breeding population of objectivist uberhampsters.

[Whisper1337]

so much win

[shaelikestaquitos]

this is so crazy/cool

but at the same time i feel kinda bad for the hammy.

you said you put kitty litter for bedding to handle the waste. are you sure that won't be harmful to him? >_>"

[anonbutt]

@shaelikestaquitos

Yup. I tried corn litter first to see if him eating it would be a problem. He showed no interest so I moved on to a dust-free traditional litter. It had the added benefit of reducing humidity.

[LovelyYTRocks]

Also, where's the miniature copy of Atlas Shrugged?

How will he learn of social objectivism if he doesn't have the book!?

[LovelyYTRocks]

Looks like Mega-Fucker is having a great time.

His dormitories does seem a bit small. We need more MONIES for more expansion/

[gorgeconowitz]

As i thought, you ARE pure awesomeness. You should go for a bunny rabbit next time.

[tekmet]

@anonbutt Your video was on Reddit.com Nice to know you remove comments, even rational explanations that are not contrary to anything you state in the vid description. I did not read that you were pumping air in...sorry. But unless a poster says something like "go fuck your mother" should you remove their comment...unless you're insecure or something. Other than that. interesting experiment and video.

[ZombieDude323]

Your hamster looks cool.

[JumboG2]

This is really pretty entertaining. Great job

[lonebison]

"Holy shit, there's a fish!" That was hilarious! Next step~ a bigger enclosure with 2 or 3 volunteers & a wheel for them to run in!

[ReleeSquirrel]

How do you clean the litter? Do you have to take it out of the water every time?

[STUNTS1516]

ಠ_ಠ

[aboveleft]

By the time you take that hamster out of the water, he will be shooting fire and bees out of his hands at you

[jergorn93]

Hmm, I'm guessing the pressure inside the enclosure isn't that high to the point of being uncomfortable to the hamster judging by the way Mega-Fucker is chilling. Great job :D

[anonbutt]

@jergorn93

Yup. there's an air return hose so pressure couldn't build up to dangerous levels even if the pump were that strong.

[darthflyeroflines]

Cute.

[redaxxx]

@anonbutt Yes, I know that there's a heating pad.. I'm just curious about how hot/cold it is in there :)

[Anonymous0057]

One small step for Hampster. One Giant leap for hampsterkind.

[TNTCABOOM]

@Anonymous0057 Lol

[redaxxx]

Did you keep track of the temperature in there? how warm was it? and how cold was the lake? :3 Keep on going man

[kidrobots]

Mega-fucker supreme looks pretty chill in his new objectivist home. One day, we shall join them. One day...

[th1nd]

This is amazing. You should make a huge container capable of housing 2-4 hamsters, and see how they coexist.

[z0rzer]

That was great hehe, camera vision was much clearer now.

[gorgieboy10]

Fucking epic. You are a god among men, and this hamster is your jesus