She Forgot Her Underwear for the YearBook Picture?!

[TheEverlastingSM]

Hey where is that god damn girl with no underwear ??? fuck you and your pie hole ! i came in here to see a girl with no panties on, and what do i get ? this guy yaping and yaping from his pye hole.

[mrrsmurf]

lmao this is OLD. still pretty cool though

[WhitKatJJ]

I fuckin love this shit

[sixty9abc]

what an idiot person you are

[Reavenk]

Yea, I definitely don't miss all the cursing and head bobbing in the newer episodes.

[rafanLLAA]

half a snails asscrack....haaaaaaaaaaaaa

[CansGirl]

amazing to see how much the show has changed in the last few years

[soulfiendfan15]

umadbro?

[alfredbesterp12]

That chick should have thought more about modesty. Really... a high schooler worried about panty lines... that screams whore-in-training! And as for the cop that arested the lady on the escalator... what a douche! It seems like people should worry about protecting themselves from the police more than criminals! How many times has a criminal messed with you? I bet it is less times than the police!

[warrenw17]

nope

[HIVkillsAnalDivers]

Ban this fag!!! He has absolutely no value for the human race. He's not even funny. He just talks and talks and talks and now he's a fag --- he talks out of his ass.

[babacoop]

chicks fault

[RainbowPook01]

I HATE RE: VIDEOS I MEAN THE ORIGINALS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST.

[xMissxSararx]

Links don't work. ):

[DizzyMarrow]

Wow man! looking at your new videos then looking at these, its still you, and its still amazing! but its sooo different D:

[bstims37]

Ive been following Phil for about 6 months now, today i decided to watch some of his older videos... OMG he was so angry lol. Why Phil why..

I mean, he looks genuinely pissed off. Atta boy..

[Emoge]

@bstims37 I read this comment and I'm in the EXACT same boat as you. Just going through old videos and you're exactly right... he's SO mad in this video. I love it!

[Druxboi]

i want to punch that fucking halitophobia guy in the face lol XD

[VlogTanner]

lol old videos

[loocow1554]

wow and the goddamn link doesn't even work

[Arbinator117]

Wow, he's changed a lot!! o__O

[B4MVFan409]

QOTD: who cares

[ShadowMonkeyKid]

I have that monkey picture 

[14blackboard]

@ShadowMonkeyKid i am jelly :'(

[TheKittycatalex]

How is "Vaginal Birth" a related video to this!!!!

[bmxdevil005]

your videos are awesome and your comments are great keep it up

[Luvtheluckyducks]

Something called a thong....ya don't have to wear one everyday but when you wear tight skirts or yoga pants its okay.

[ihavenoname225]

FIRST first firsties first the sky is blus penis

[KastorGaming]

Half a snails' ass crack really got me.

[legspasm]

if hes not a pedo OMG

[Nostalgia404]

PUT YOUR ANNOTATIONS ON THE TOP BECAUSE OF THIS THING CALLED THE....CONTROLS?

[sabroe89]

@TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ A) Who gives a fuck if he is gay? Welcome to 2011. Things are different from the 1950s here.

B) You seem like a total moron. Even with cruise control you have to steer.

[TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ]

@sabroe89 hopfully you were stating that with cruise control you have to steer not trying to insult me cause you still do you idiot. and idc what time we live in, and idc who people wanna love. but alot of gay people are fake and arnt in it for the love but just to be accepted. like this fag, he is trying to be cool and accepted. even though he cant even speek a sentece to you guys its completely edited. this is 2011 and everyone is sheep and you going to die cause your being made stupid by this

[sabroe89]

@TRIPNnuttzNfcknBUTTZ I look like an idiot? everything about you screams douchebag. Poor grammar, poor spelling, retarded fucking name, all caps, homophobia. You're a fucking idiot. That is all I have to say to you. Go back to blasting biggie out of your boombox dickhead.

[Waendchen]

woah, so the "FIRST!" comments were there even 2 years ago? i thought this just started half a year ago...

and gotta love that outro! "yeah, he's definately not sexy!" lol

[eaglescountstacks]

I zoned out watching the what would Reagan do commercial and went on to the next vid right when it finished... *facepalm*

[TheMrPCgeek]

I thought there was gonna porn on this.

[TheRockleepwnsall]

Michael phelps is awesome for smoking ganja:)

[xViVaLaDeEts]

He has big eyes :b 

[itsgeorgetime]

@xViVaLaDeEts You my friend are retarded. EVERYBODIES EYES ARE THE SAME SIZE YOU STUPID ASS

[EternalSerenity9]

@itsgeorgetime wow wat science books did u read, lmao and u even cald him the tard....hahahaha

[EternalSerenity9]

@itsgeorgetime ur just mad cuz ur mommas ugly and ur dads a gay pirate.

[itsgeorgetime]

@EternalSerenity9 wow... how old ARE you, 8? your fucking comeback is stupid as fuck. i can already tell you're one of those fat ass trolls sitting on their chair staring at the computer looking for comments to put stupid shit as a response. who the fuck says that your mommas ugly and ur dads a gay pirate? you must be fucking retarted. i know you're a troll because that comment was from fucking 2 months ago. Get a fucking life kid.

[EternalSerenity9]

@itsgeorgetime i agree, ur wifes pussy does smell like rusty sardines in the morning, but its prolly from that bubbling infection on ur dick. And btw im sorry ur grandma died, but thats what she gets for bein a bear wrestler, what a dumb bitch, see you friday for drinks cum bubble.

[aWildJoelAppeared]

@itsgeorgetime

retarded*

[itsgeorgetime]

@EternalSerenity9 Really... you have to get on someone thinking they dont know that everybodies eyes arent the same size. wow.... first of all, anyone who thinks that eyes are the same size need to repeat their grade. SINCE YOU ARENT ME, I SENT THAT GUY MAKING SURE THAT HE KNEW I WAS JOKING!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU WANNA BAG ON ME, GET MORE INFORMATION

[MallieAnn13]

@itsgeorgetime Lawl. People with an astigmatism have odd shaped eyes. So no, not everyone has the same shaped eyes.

[EternalSerenity9]

@itsgeorgetime lol someones insecure about their self, awww does him need to take out more childhood anger?, go ahead lil man its all guna be ok.

[iheartmakeup375]

He looks like Cory Monteith

[joyblueeyes118]

THE SKY IS BLUE!! :O

[BrightTimez]

hello world, its monday! - phillip destorm haha

[mrmatt31329]

stop swearing



[kriptideband]

How did I get Here?

[knight2battle]

so flashy, it almost like ur doing mommy talk, and gonna get your balls vaginalized..

[xLavenderBlossomx]

maybe this will teach the bimbo a lession. wear underwear -_-

[rushislife]

buddy reminds me of cameron from ferris bueller

[ispeakmusicallyXD]

moving at the speed of half a snails ass crack lmao

[genahockey17]

WTF WHY DONT ANY OF THE INTERESTING LINKS IN YOUR DESCRIPTION WORK? WAIT SCRATCH THAT, NONE OF UR LINKS WORK DUDE WTF

[mattykalelb69]

@genahockey17 Because they no longer exist, he's moved all his stuff to new URLs

[23tubester]

@genahockey17 there old and the pages have been deleted

[genahockey17]

WTF WHY DONT ANY OF THE INTERESTING LINKS IN YOUR DESCRIPTION WORK?

[MegaFredy1]

2:50 mkay

[Danielgon123]

€ø £ä ä$¥!

[Idontcare9876543210]

@Danielgon123 fail...

[Danielgon123]

€ø £ä ä$¥!

[MAYDAYPARADE4EVAH]

no they shouldnt shes a dumbass

[poisongxrl]

Sexy Phil He is definitely sexy!

[MrMrUm]

i got here from an rwj video

[tacoillegal]

@MrMrUm me too.wtf is this its nothing like his videos

[SparkSSBM]

@tacoillegal i know right. these videos are bout things that matter.

[tacoillegal]

@SparkSSBM lawl

[tacoillegal]

@SparkSSBM lawl

[sayah6587]

@MrMrUm WHICH ONE?

[TheGuywithashirt]

@MrMrUm HOW



[123Jus1]

@MrMrUm i can only imagine why

[FanOfKnives100]

@MrMrUm how..? and why in the world are you watching rwj???

[TheNosyGamer]

@MrMrUm welcome

[idigtightpantsXD]

pourquoi voudriez-vous passer en revue ce faire, il n'est pas un problème ... Pauvre dame.

[MrMigax]

just shut the hell up

gezz....

[jakobwazhere]

Ur queer

[TroIlinator]

@jakobwazhere Did you just queef?

[LonelyioSusannia513]

so guys i really feel lonesome right now anyone wanna talk

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@LonelyioSusannia513 no, i don't like trolls

[coleisawesome532]

@LonelyioSusannia513 wtf?

[OSUlax959]

lol "Are you sure that's a vagina?"

[sublimebuddha420]

the chicks fault. no doubt. It's not like we fuckin forget that our lady parts are out there and catching a breeze. I betcha she's slutty.

[xXxLiLPikeyxXx]

1st!!!!

[devtrash]

. . .

[ObviousMuffin]

if the girl is underage you should definitely take away the picture

[espnonsportscenter]

lol... slow as a snails ass crack.. lol

[omeroxxx]

Do people watch this crap to lose their mind? Seriously? WTF?

[Sivor]

I LUV U PHILLY!!!

[williejenkins666]

These videos are crap.

[TheREALRandomOnes]

NOT MARIJUANAS! o.e

[psychosteve4life]

LoLoL PUN INTENDED!!

[leif661]

why do his links never work??? MAKE THEM WORK DAMN IT!!!!!

[wcooper97]

"Half the speed of a snail's ass crack" XD

That was the best Philip Defranco quote I've heard in awhile.

[GauerSE]

the sky is blue because of weed

[billy10917]

i have that same monkey on my wall

[1MJfollower]

if u censor something "for the childern" thats like not feeding them in the morning but feeding them after they just ate. how, by the time a lot of parents tell their kids about sex they already know about it. it's just retarded

[IHaveAFatCat15]

It depends on how old she is. If she is under what ever age(can't remember) then it is child pornography!!! Even if it was the girls fault

[1mousiegirl]

k moot hahhahaha..... AND... IM NOT IN MY YRBOOK!!!at all anywhere my name nothing.. should i sue the school ive never had one .. this is the only one ive ever been able to have.. im not in it.. i was crushed.and hte ppl said... sorry..that was it

[marebear392]

lick my penis

[cobrachoppergirl]

Um, censor what. Every F*King human alive has seen the inside of a vagina. Half of the entire human population can look at our own any time we want. The other half has seen of an order of magnitude more of them because the pricks surf them at home for hours on in on internet porn sites. So there's nothing to censor, and there's no damn moral argument with any foot to stand on why we can't all go top free and even totally buff if we want.

[starcrafter13terran]

Yearbooks? Hell no probably make them sell better.

In response to the escalator story, I have to admit that sometimes when noone is on the escalator and i see some teens being rude and pushing people then they run up the escalator the wrong way I hit the emergency stop. Call me Satan if you wish.

[alittleolder]

I don't think any of the male students would give the yearbook back

[sexyraawr90210]

i have that poster :))))

[seanieboy25]

They should have to recall the yearbooks legally... Shouldn't they? Isn't that considered child pornography in some way?

[michaelg2460]

half a snails ass crack XD

[mrssweetheartlove]

she is crazy u dont do that

[bigWILLbaseball32]

the video is so old that some of the links don't work anymore

[slayerearth]

Zombie?

[DJacKnifeAlpha]

Your urls NEVER WORK PHIL! *sad face*..

[maximumrfan]

Alright, where can I find this yearbook?

[theancientenemy2]

the sky is blue

[pivotproductionsX]

canadian cops are retarted XD

[InnGuy]

I think it boils down to one basic question... Is the girl in the year book over 18 years old. It is possible, she could have started school late or repeated a grade or something. If she's under 18 when the picture was taken, then it should be destroyed. If she was over 18, then the school is not liable for her own bad judgment.

[brklynrico55]

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW COME U TELL EVERYONE TO CLICK THE LINKS AND ALL THE ONES ON UR SITE DOESNT WORK PLZZ PLZZ FIX THEM!!!

[dobermangrl]

i think that its the editors fault, but i think its 2 l8

[billizankey]

moot is acctually a word?

[johnnyboy756O]

So is there a site where i can see that pic or what?

[Axion3812]

haha geez Phil I wish i could subscribe 400 times

[rakovski95]

608,450th lol

[TeabagerzCrew]

do not destroy the year books. it's a good lesson and year book.

[gymnast4301]

i liked the part about joe biden and bridged into mr. mackey

[BTJE123]

first

[TeabagerzCrew]

@BTJE123 what makes this awesome that you're second :)

[BTJE123]

@TeabagerzCrew nah man FIRST! (maybe second)

[TeabagerzCrew]

@BTJE123 okay you get the first because you want it so bad lol!

[teeyahh08]

Lmao at 2:15-2:30 wooow.

[Aletale9]

Wait a women didn't hold on to the rail on a escalator and got fined 425 dollars? What the fuck is wrong with cops these days!! They just fuckin give tickets to every flippin person!!! What the hell!!!

[canuteachMe]

i love the mr. mackey reference

[YoQueerboi]

LOL @ 0:24 - 0:29

[amazazing77]

heehee mr. garrison

[sassylady8213]

Hmm well I guess it depends on wat the girl really wanted to show her panty line or her vagina. She picked her vagina so bear the consequences girlly!!!!

[warlockll]

where can i find her pic ?

[slayakidps3]

@warlockll ur such a dumn ass...just go on fucking google and type in VAGINA. give the grl some sympathy u dumn ass...go get a life

[warlockll]

@slayakidps3 lol but i wanna see her vagina :( and i cant have a life when your mom keeps calling me for sex like for real tell da bitch to calm down

[Soulsphere001]

@slayakidps3

Someone who's stupid enough to wear a dress with no panties (and doesn't at least cross her legs), when she knows they're going to take a photo of her, doesn't get sympathy. Doesn't she have any common sense what-so-ever?

[BMSKARATE]

Marijuana is badddd... mmmmmmkay. lol no South park fans here?

[TheClassyBombshell]

@BMSKARATE i am. <33333333333333333

[Drmonkeyindahouse]

the sky is green

[CanadianShow]

I guess she never heard of a thong

[lesslikely47]

You sir, are funny.

And I have a question for you: Sorry it's not a general question, or whatever, but does your girlfriend ever complain that you've gotten a big head because of your success?

[jdcrispe95]

ahahah moving half the speed of a snails ass crack! Hahahahahahah!!!

[marshnmedia]

legalize it!

[treehugger1986]

so this video is quite old by now but I just had to respond. really, its a vagina, every second person has one, lets all get over it and not say that they have to destroy a bunch of trees reprinting those yearbooks.

[canachannel]

they should DEF crop the photo lol

[readytoserveify]

how come none of your links work?!? O.o

[moseman447]

@readytoserveify Because this video is old and most likely they are all from his site, but its been up dating with stories from his current videos

[UrbanMiss]

Mr. Garrison impersonation is WIN!

[eternalnate]

@UrbanMiss it's mr. mackey

[m3xicanSuperman]

It's bad, mmkay? South Park FTW. good stuff :)

[TheClazTube]

FIRST! :D

[mideyah92]

Error 404 on all the links in the description

[cc900612]

@mideyah92 I KNOW! WTF???? WHERE ARE YHE PICTURES?

[Spagittified]

@mideyah92 Error 404 Comment Not Found

[StraightUppJeff]

who cares we were born naked im pretty sure people know what a fucking vagina looks like jesus. the censorship in america is so ass backwards, you can show videos of us bombing the hell out of baghdad(spelling) or like brutal videos of animal/human violence but something WE ALL FUCKING HAVE AND SEE EVERYDAY (gender difference obviously :p) is like oh my gooddd the world will fucking blow up if you see this persons vagina!!!! Fucking idiots.

[3M1N3MB3ST]

@StraightUppJeff Its the fact that most people are embarased by it... And the kids at her school might call her a slut or something its HUMILIATION where the fuck did you get CRUELTY from?

[kilupirukas]

@StraightUppJeff "a fucking vagina looks like jesus" O.o WTF Don't you just love ripping things out of context? lol

[cfm0shankums]

@kilupirukas Are you a journalist? Or do you just love grammar? I'm pretty sure he meant "a fucking vagina looks like, jesus." Plus you missed half of the sentence that would have made that sound different.

[kilupirukas]

@cfm0shankums Yeah, that IS what "ripping things out of context" means. I know what he meant lol

[cfm0shankums]

@kilupirukas Haha oh okay.

[alaskanhuskeee92]

@StraightUppJeff What if she had blue waffle :/

[Soulsphere001]

@StraightUppJeff

It's her and her mother that want the yearbook banned.

[pinkpop21]

@StraightUppJeff haha your straight up.

[blackblackgrey]

@StraightUppJeff

A fucking vagina looks like Jesus?

As a virgin thats very offputting.