Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - Wimp scene

[TheInstantClassic1]

White men can't use knives? If that's the case, you want me to introduce you to a man named Jack Krauser? Me thinks he has a different opinion

[iIamITheIMaster]

thats not a knife

[galti111]

Take your damn clothes off!

[Ostnizdasht206]

"White men can't use knives.."

Crocodile Dundee would beg to differ..

[emurami]

WHITE MEN CAN'T USE KNIVES?????????

LMFAO....this game is fucking amazing...

[legomovieman94]

White men can't use knives? How will I slice my cheese now? D:

[thearmyofgreatness]

Whaaaaa wha wahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[sonofdark18]

WHAT THE FUCK id i just look at. this has been burned into my retinas if god is looking please destroy my eyes...................goddamn­it.

[Nixel85]

he needs to man up and say the greatest pick-up line ever uttered in history, ""TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!""

[GUYDUDEization]

Did..did she shove it in his ASS?!?!

[jepeo1]

:3 silly white guy knives are for blacks

[Ostnizdasht206]

Then who can use knifes? Latinos? I'm sorry.. that was out of line.

[teddyrubskin]

man, that sucked my right nut

[YesHero55]

You haven't met Violent Boy Scouts that LOVE to kill everyone.

[ProgressiveAudio]

...what the fuck?

[TheEisenmatt]

Cool slideshow.

[Hayato1992]

is this from the "give me something else" ending, since this looks like a fan made version instead

[Megajanitor]

@Hayato1992 No, the meeting has to wait scene. He's imagining how he'd do with Jane if he was...more of a pussy.

[Hayato1992]

@Megajanitor yeah a little late on that, i just rewatched the scens and you are right

[vito321321]

and now something completely different...

[badekaret]

White men can't use knives? Then what, black men can?

[dksilentbob]

@badekaret no, but puerto ricans can! ZING!!!

[maledikt]

It would be somewhat better if he had really killed her.

[4AMsunshine]

i had no idea there is only one kind of tie in the world

[Tellixxs]

THIS MAKES KNOW FUCKING SENCE PEOPLE ON CRAKE CAN THINK OF THINGS BETTER THEN THIS AND I LIKE HOW SHE JUST BLOCKS THE KNIFE LIKE IT WAS RUGER I ALSO LIKE HOW ITS THE SAME PLACE AS THE FIRST VIDEO WAS SO WHY ARE THEY STILL THERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[RetroStacja]

This game is weird, the worst FMV game, without any FMV parts! Except for the intro.

[SonnytheArcticFox]

I Hate women like you, I'll kill you for this ! XD

[ancalites]

White men used guns against their knife-wielding enemies just fine, though.

[ccsd0601]

now i clearly see y the 3DO crashed and burned...

[Sollett]

I'd just say that that thing is a woman just because it's wearing a bra.

[CinnabonChan]

Aww. He's cute. I'll pick him up if he turns out to bat for the home team.

[ChineseinCanada]

.... WHAT?!?! The... FUCK??!!!?

[stevensteven327]

you amazon

[eternallyfab]

I love how the music seems to get even peppier when he says "I'll kill you for this."

[TheDeadlyMarionette]

XD wtf?? this game is soo messed up and racist!!!! Oh and Sexist too!!

[ALFA2029]

this guy sounds like a retard talking

[ieatflood]

how the fuck did the characters change?

[Clownpaintdude]

wow, they always get killing and sex on th menu

[UltraNeuf]

I bet you cant get it up

Can so

he sounds like a little kid :D

[PlatypusGuitar]

while it would be easy and somewhat obvious to say this is the worst game ever made, id rather put that tag on E.T. for the atari or Bible Adventures on the NES

[darkstar0709]

and chocolate chip cookies! rofl

[TommyCD1]

"White men can't use knives." THATS SO FUCKING RACIST

[darkstar0709]

yeah come to england lots of white youths stabbing eachother

[melvoin]

OMG RACIST!

[MapleCap]

but it's true

[TheRegart]

@TommyCD1 And even worse... Its obviously a supposed parody on the phrase "White Men Cant Jump"

A bad parody

[tomatoto64]

@TommyCD1 there's also a game called "white men can't jump" :P

[unawfulFILMS]

WTFFFFFF

[coyotekid12]

......wat.........the fuck........

[daracenak]

this is the worst video game in history of humanity

[Helpertin]

It's become a national past time for you, hasn't it? Hasn't it?

[Wurm03]

wow. thats awkward.

[brwhizz]

There's a lot of attempted murder in this game.

[DanielBMS]

This game was born out of the horrible corruption of publishers finding an excuse to sell B movies as video games.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

More like a B Powerpoint Presentation.

[whoandtheha]

Did he just call her a "Bull Dike Bitch"?

LMFAO

[DMAGIC916]

lol. and then proceeds to attack her with a knife

[cryssibaby]

... wtf....

[foreal1992]

No excuse for this is possible.

[CarlinRules]

Why the fuck is this rated goodly?

[Lumpytoast]

I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS.

*cheery music throughout*

[PrinceWatercress]

Don't forget the really weird smile that he has when he not only wields the knife but also gets knocked down somehow by the woman.

[Lumpytoast]

LOL.

[PrinceWatercress]

I swear, the "White men can't use knives" line has got "early '90s" written all over it.

Probably even more so than the rest of the game put together.

[balrog13571]

I've never laughed so hard in my life till I found this game today.

"I'll kill you for this!"

[kabuto364]

white men can't use knives? wtf?!

[PurpleStorm8]

At the end did she say "white can't use knife's" or "Why can't men use knifes?)

BTW that guy has an absaloute horrible taste in women, she looks old, got a stupid afro and dresses like a hooker.

[kanjocky]

from what i heard she said "white men can't use knives" i guess that rhymes with the title, plumbers don't wear ties and white men can't use knives

[Rosssia]

wasn't it "white men can't jump" ?

[obito94]

is this what happens when you say "give me something different" at the end?

[Moosixman]

What, THE FUCK?

[ValisFan2]

Haha woman-like creature.

[prissboy91]

what

[YuseiFudo12321]

Exactly.

[CIApunisher916]

What the hell? That's not the chick from G.L.O.W.!

[BlackoutOmega]

eh better then the origanol

[desconocidos27]

is this really in the game? the dialogue i mean

[conninja333]

no its not

[ShiVa151093]

this is SOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD that it's just funny again....but just not funny buy itself, I just can't believe HOW bad this 'game' is ^^

[xXxSAMURAISOTO]

white men can't use knives???

[NigzBlackman]

thats what I heard too lol

[camy205]

woman...

[TwiggyJack]

It's true, we can't.

[Chibekoe]

Why weren't they the same characters as in the rest of the game? Or was that the "joke"?

[Presidentjh]

/facepalm.

[NEO117]

...ok

[T9C1P]

WTH? That was the most ridiculous ending ever! It didn't even have anything to do with the freaking film.

[mafiaz187]

Oh shit its BEN AFFLECK YO

[bry3685]

looks left and right ( and walks away like he never saw this video)

[curlytoes79]

um, ok

[wardruglord]

renamed it "r9k"

[fsuchino]

LMAO his description says "WOMEN LIKE CREATURE"

[mafiaz187]

Women like me and I'm a creature!

[NRevantagonist]

"I'll kill you for this!"

Hahahahaha

[FutureLaugh]

whitte men cant use knives

[TlGBC]

oh ok, so because she doesnt wanna sleep with a pussy he's going to kill her with a 2cm knife?

[gasenkotsu]

W-WHAT??

[firestarter322]

"I'm also caring and sensitive. I love the art, theatre, children, grandparents, and chocolate chip cookies."

.....chocolate chip cookies.....

[zeejustin6]

"white men can't use knives"

ok THAT was funny.

[Tornado1994]

This game is like a power point project made by a 14 year old. Seriously it should be called "Power Point: The Video Game.".

[nicksbuds]

mooooooooooooooooo

[12ealDeal]

WTF!!!! If this is a parody it's pretty good.

[qkrqudxo91]

sad part is, this aint a parody.

[12ealDeal]

omg this is madness

[McShangx]

Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! xD

[12ealDeal]

lol I saw that coming.

[omfgmkay]

this isnt in the game, homemade

[teshik108]

white man cant use knives?? wtf is wrong with this game

[ToricoUK]

did he die?

[cantryss]

maybe this scene comes up with a bad choice?

[NarcoticEvil]

Since why is this not in the AVGN version? are there two versions?

[hasegawamiki]

this is like an extra scene or something xP

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

this is bullshit!!!

[NarcoticEvil]

watch the AVGN video - it is a REAL GAME, not joking with you here. Although this one doesnt have the same characters

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I saw it, thus why I watched this...

[TheHappyPasta]

I love you!

to

I'll kill you!

[dino88cro]

White man cant what? wtf

This game is crazy

[Maddacheb]

best quote ever "white men cant use knives

[Finanzo1986]

wtf there more of them??!?!??!?!!

[Ninji5]

He's smiling at the end! wtf!!

[Ido013]

lol the game is even racist. Is this really from the same game? This isn't the same dude... or is it another dude after the first story? (How the hell would you have gotten there lol)

[HackTh3Planet]

this game might have ruined the world..

[Meex1989]

This game is shit but it is fucking GOD compared to Superman 64

[sk3matix101]

noway...

[shalmont]

lol i remember flying and getting stuck/lost in that fucking crap, cant believe i bought that ;/

[TlGBC]

superman is god compared to this piece of fuck

[eggbandicoot6]

the animated titanic movie iis better than this at least they moved in that shitty movie

[TlGBC]

oh, oh that movie is so terrible, but i'd rather watch it 5 times than half of this movie

[gusbaker4u]

That's strange, usually when you go from "Hey Baby" right to "I'm gonna kill you!" less than a minute later, a girl is at least a little impressed.

[Ishykawa]

wtf is this shit?

[RichoRosai]

Jesus but this is bad. I NEED this for my collection.

[Anapple70]

Holy crap....

[MMZen]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[looker999997]

lol @ racemixer

[plaparen]

I'm gonna kill that bitch witch my fucking Bowie... I'L SHOW YOU A WHITE MAN WHO CAN USE A KNIFE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!

[gunguards]

The 3D0 is like the worst looking thing ever. I need to get one.

[zzt32]

yep

[gunguards]

I need this game.

[Alternatevil]

A middle school acting class might have helped this game out a lot.

[avgn21]

She's a racist bitch!!!!!!!!!!

[adamshodan]

kool

[dan219089]

Where is this scene in the game? Its the same setting but i don't see those charactors in the game

[chschmed]

OPSKABODI!

[WarshipAngelus]

This was on my fav. games back when I was in College.

It was the best porn game out there at the time. LOL.

Too Back Pansonic can't bring back the 3DO.

[ANDYXP123]

what the f*ck XDD

[JakeLL]

Ugh, this is like Tom Goes to the Mayor, only it doesn't look as bad. I think I heard somewhere that this game is unlicensed. Is this true?

[timpest]

I've seen this on EB Shelves decade ago.

[DanielBMS]

No 3DO games are licensed that is why the 3DO was expensive.

[thatguyontheright1]

@DanielBMS They were licenced, but it was cheaper to get a licence on 3DO than on SNES or Genesis so....yea, alot of crap got made.

[nomuken1]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

[greeneyedex]

what is the object of this game I've been looking everything about it because it's just so random

[jayjayjay]

This just blew my mind.

I've been shanked with love.

[nomuken1]

whats the meaning of this? is there a mission