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  • But I think just Russians like that is to much for me I keep with my iPhone

  • omg, looking at the scientist making that phone look like she is polishing a gem before selling it!! lol, will this baby get scratch or destroy if they get fall on the ground numerous of time??? I think so...tsk tsk tsk. I like android more than for royalty use.

  • vertu sucks-

  • I'd prefer Android :)

  • I had two limited editions Vertus Ascent Grand Sport and Vertu Ascent Indianapolis, one lost one sold. None of them where signed buy this dude 1:31 !! Now I have Vertu Ascent Ti and Vertu Ascent TiX the TiX is cheaply made! if you compare to the 1st Ascents! The box of 1st ascents was like a watch box but the new boxes are like fake Chinese boxes of Vertu

  • does it do blowjob? 

  • Looks like a craftswoman to me

  • u know those people who suddenly get a hold of a large sum of money and they wanna show off?? yeah those people would buy this phone.

  • It's a fucking phone, why all this pretentious bullshit

  • @dbzssjgohan could as same about expensive watches or cars.

  • @dbzssjgohan you can say that about anything. like watches for example

  • it's not good for Chuck Norris!

  • amazing and beautiful....respect`s

  • Well your iPhone does not come with a fucking 24/7 concierge service! lol

  • iphone 4 looks way better :/

  • Wow, that's one ugly phone.

  • I don't want someone's signature on my phone

  • If you pay 10k for this phone you are a fucking retard.

  • @fuckingyourcorpse Yes, but you are buying exclusivity, and the honour of being a cunt.

  • this thing costs 10k and it dosnt even have a camera

  • will it play crysis?

  • song name?

  • More like Craftswoman

  • I'm sure my phone is still more powerful than that. And it's not a big deal if I drop it.

  • might be a problem when i drop it down the toilet when im drunk

  • Why do u have 2b a "Millionaire" 2own this phone this is F#ckin outrageous!!!!!!

  • "Signature uses function to create beautiful form". Where's the function? Its function and features are relatively outdated that it can be found in old mobile phones. The only word it really needs is "sophistication", just like intricately done in Swiss watch or the multi-tasking capability & refinement of James Bond.

  • Beauty from the outside empty from the inside.

  • Este vídeo me faz sentir: arrepios, lágrimas nos olhos, felicidade.

  • inasmuch as i love nokia, this video makes me wanna vomit. all these luxurious things, luxurious terminologies (craftsmen WTF) , i wanna vomit, really.

  • @nazirdjon Problema seu, se você foi criado assim.

  • craftman or craftwoman....

  • pizdabolii ludei naebivaiut kakimita videoami ,naxui nikomu ne nujen zolotoi telefon !! Glavnoe chto bi zvanil

  • Would i like to own one? Yes i would. Would i pay that much money for it? No i wont.

  • how much and is it made for men or women

  • You got to remember, your not buying a Phone based on looks but exclusivity. Take a look at (Ulysse Nardin) Phones, they have a built in watch movement on the back. There's also another company who makes high end phones with a built in watch movement called a Tourbillon runs about $250,000

  • Only summone stupid with lots of money until they can light cigarettes with cash would buy this piece of crap.

  • For that large amount of money, this phone better be darn good at giving blowjobs.

  • sure they needed an experienced craftman to put in parts that could easily be done by machines. This company should hear of the latest technology, its called mass production

  • ill rather pay 5000 for a iphone  than 5000 for a vertu

  • useless piece of technology 

  • omg this phone very expensive but very ugly :D

  • My family has five of those lol

  • @Rikutheguy i know!!! my family are so obsessed with their phones too.

  • Song name?

  • @Bankirus it's special track composed for vertu.

  • The benefit of owning the Vertu isn't in the phone, it's the concierge service.

  • uh oh there are i-diots around!

  • The question is: will it blend?

  • @ykliu1995

    Oh man, id crap my pants if someone blended the real one

  • @ykliu1995 diamonds, titanium, and carbon fibre won't blend

  • Most useless piece of shit ever. And it's appless.

  • wow they spend a lot of time making the ugliest pone in existence. that phone looks like those space guns you can buy at dollar stores that make those obnoxious sounds

  • Vertu smart phone Next?

  • Its beautiful...but wtf does it do besides send and receive calls?LMFAO lets just be real. If I can download music,watch porn and read a book GTFO. but then again this phone is for ultra rich business men that only need it to show off and answers calls.

  • The question is, will it blend?

  • iphone looks better

    

  • 1 word...iPhone ! :D

  • Everyone jealous with the beauty of this VERTU

  • if u want a balance between material quality and features,go for BlackBerry Bold 9700,which is way cheaper with some great internet service apps !

  • It´s a crap!!!

  • @aerospace82b idk nothing bout the phone can u give me a review?plz with cherry on top lol

  • IM JEALOUS FOR A PIECE OF CRAP =D I bet these guys are jealous cuz I am happy with my life :P

  • you all are just jealous that you dont have one..

    i want one..!

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  • this shows hos primitive and dumb are those who like this crap. such a waste of resources for an otherwise ordinary cheap phone.

  • is focking fone!

  • does it argue with a wife by itself ??

  • Vertu compliments an iPhone or a Blackberry very well. If your wealthy enough for a Vertu you probably need two phones. You'll need one phone to speak on (with your celebrity friends) while you text or send emails on the other. Most wealthy people have employees &/or many responsibilities. If one phone fails, you have another. My personal favorite is the Vertu Boucheron 150.

  • whoooops.... dropped it

  • @karst1hans1 if it drops nothing will happen. vertu tested it by dropping it from 7th storey down to a concrete floor and there is not even a minor scratch

  • Couldn't they at least use a real orchestra for the music instead of a synthetic one?

  • @polaris911 LOOOOL great ear... sounds like an eastwest orchestra

  • frankly speaking, i prefer an iphone than this

  • SO POINTLESS BUYING A PHONE THAT COST £13,000

  • Craftswomen. ;)

  • All you really need is a piece of hardware that can fill all your needs... e.g. take calls, have a map navigation thing, hands free functions and a camera. There's no use buying a phone worth more than £100 or $. It's gonna break eventually, like all of them.

  • @bartownsu

    My Vertu Ascent Ti is 4 years old now. In excellent condition and works flawlessly.

    People don't realize with how frequently they change name brand phones and extend their contracts, they could buy a Vertu and have a phone that will last them for years to come.

    The Concierge is also not that expensive when you take into consideration an iPhone tacks on $600/month to your phone a year. The Concierge service is about twice that, but way more uesful than net on a phone...

  • @KevinatMVP Still, I would not spend my hard earned money on an Unnecessary luxury like this one. I would be much better off buying a cheap Nokia/Samsung/whatever and replace it when and if it breaks at 1/10 of a Vertus price. I could do much better things with the money needed for this phone for example build a well in an African village or spend it on something i need rather than want.

  • @bartownsu people that buy these phones usually make enough money that it doesn't affect them, you have poor people spending a bigger percentage of their money on blackberrys for no reason.

  • lol

  • i own an vertu signature and it is great

  • They need to upgrade the internals of this phone, give it a touchscreen or something, Android maybe. Even for wealthy people, it is a waste getting this phone.

  • peace of crap covered in gold and diamonds...

  • @Xx1454xX i hear envy

  • rich people don't give a shit about what a phone can do...they want something that can attract the media and make phonecalls

  • when you are rich and stupid, you are just rich

    when you are poor and stupid, you are just stupid

  • You can buy a car instead this overpriced phone

  • why buy this phone? rather buy a car or something T_T

  • wow people love buying ugly shits as long as yyou tell them its unaffordable. shit man those 50$ phones are bettter looking than these.

  • rich people have other demands than ordinary people like you.

  • I bought a fake! What the hell do you mean I bought a fake dummy!

  • хахаха, верту это шлак, обычный сотовый с ведром понта, причём понта больше, чем сотового))

  • @Fuck2Arabs well some people prefer watches, but im more of a cellphone guy. And you can say about the same thing with a watch. There isnt anything special about that 30k rolex like a cosmograph for example. Its just a gold handmade watch. this is just a gold handmade phone. No wonder why there are so many replica. But you are right about the prestige of the brand. In north america, not many people know vertue, but go to europe or some asian countries, its way more known than here.

  • Is so nice ...and i know if that telephone is just 11 250 $ ...and in inside is not so beautiful like outside ..... I like nokia N97 ....but this is for the people with much money .... I have a nokia N97 ..and is very cool ....

  • lol

  • BEAUTIFUL:))

  • wow just like a watchmaker

  • Hazme uno para mi !!!!!!!!11

  • good jobbb

  • This phone is just like like Paris Hilton or Kim K.

    pretty on the outside, shit on the inside.

  • LOOL, you right mate

  • ))))))))))))))))))))

  • @jab0ii it is very good to use it is so intuitive.

  • @jab0ii its a simple its just all about craftmanship

  • @jab0ii but Paris and Kim doesn't have quality like this vertu

  • Paid for with Oil Money

  • this phone is 9800 bucks in Australia

  • cool phone=)

  • this is fuken bull shit....

  • The most money wasting phone ever "Crafted" U have to be REALLY REALLY rich to buy it... or Really stupid.

  • @cRapyFoX you have to have no style at all if you think that. Oh you are american that explains

  • no point for this phone, its ugly and its a waste of money, it doesnt even have a camera which just about every phone has had since like '03

  • @murcielagodog thats cuz they couldnt find dimonds polished enough to work as lenses lol

  • What about sick kids around the world who could be saved with 20 bucks????

    This phone are made for stupid people who just don't know what to do with there money!!!

    It sucks!

  • craftsbitch

  • that's one royal phone

  • buy food for the poor

  • @Cheesygrind agree !

  • @Cheesygrind  buy some for me:) I am poor:(

  • 価格どころか製造工程までもが超パネェっす!

  • i still love my iPhone! hahah

    it looks good outside but features sucks iPhone's balls

  • But on the inside, its just a shitty, generic phone, with no camera, wifi or bluetooth.

  • You can also use only the most talented craftsmen to modify a piece of shit to different form, like a cube. Then you have a very expensive premium cubic shit,

    (I don't know about this phone, though, so sorry nokia)

  • they must have used hard plastic tweezers.

    Expensive restaurants use hairnet/hat in preparing food.

    even fastfood chains to prevent the hair falling into the food.

    Other Product makers use mask in assembling devices(cheap or not)

    etc. etc.

    This video just shows it's not so exquisitely, not so delicately made.

  • No gloves? No mask? metal Tweezers? for a very expensive phone? wtf!

    those tweezers might scratch the phone even if they claim it scratch resistant! i mean it might be ok if it was a 500 dollar phone, but this is not. no gloves also is not proper, what if there are fingerprints? mask will also be proper!

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  • @ impulsive2urge

    Why don't you stuck a mask in your arse, mate!

  • @jaqez

    hello human being with small brain.

  • @impulsive2urge

    Is the mask confortably in your arse right now. You could try to take it out with hard plastic tweezers and plastic gloves, so that it won't make a scratch in your premium anus.

  • @jaqez

    grow up, u speak like a toddler.

  • Regardless...it really should be a crime to sell - or buy such phones!

    If I ever see someone with a Vertu in hand, I have a good mind to knock it off his hand!!! Such people should rather be robbed.

  • actually, vertu is not as expensive as mobiado.

  • nice phone, bullshit functions.

  • is this hand built or Hand Assembled?

  • what is the name of the song???

    nice phone i liked becuse is hand made !!! my father do the Jewelry hand made whit wood and inox!

  • what song

  • @alexvladimir911 it's not a song, it's special composition made for Vertu ads only... they can afford it))

  • Nokia 8810 8850 8890 8910 8800 8800

    Sirocco 8800 Arte, are types of mobiles that can compete with Vertu in style beauty. And Functionally Nokia 88s are always better and cheaper.

  • Nice, but needs to at least have Symbian or WinMo on it to warrant that kind of price.

  • rolls royce of mobile phone

  • true that

  • i like it

  • цвет хуёвый и не хватает эффекта поцарапонности.

  • that is the most beautiful phone I have ever seen. Really this thing doesn't need all that technology. I like it just like that

  • the ascent Ti Ferrari special edition is way nicer

  • i hope i can have one, but its 30,000 usd~~~:(

  • its only 12000

  • $12,000

  • no 5 gran

  • Damn, Gorgeous cell phone

  • Best phone ever in world ;)

  • anyone wanna buy a vertu i have a few

  • wa.. i must buy this man..

  • everyone thinks their kool with their lil i phones but their fathers n mothers wud only know about vertu

  • lol of course you were "telling" cuz you mentioned it all over your comment haha.. and go easy on the name-calling buddy.

  • but can it turn into a girl at night? can it .....can it?

  • I own a vertu signature s. It is indeed a beautiful peice of work. Honestly i like my nokia n95's much better from a feture standpoint, but this item is more of a status peice. It's operates much like a normal cell, but with a few perks. concierge service being one of them. Also all of you'r contact information and such is backed up remotely in the event the device is lost, stolen, broken, ect. It's not the most advanced under the hood, but that's not it's purpose.

  • haha what a douche

  • dont get me wrong the phone is nice, but if it cant do more than an iphone than there is no point to having all that fancy ruby and diamond stuff, but just having a

    3o,ooo dollar phone

  • I agree completely, but like some might say "Blackberris are for assistants" if you know what I mean :)

  • @murcielagodog hehe... you know, if i have a phone, that coasts more than your house..it would mean something ;) but if you have iphone like every body.. you just the guy who work hard to have a shit ! ))))

  • @murcielagodog the quality is great! iphone are just normal smartphone. this phone is all about luxury and pride

  • @murcielagodog Sure there is. Iphone is a pos and doesnt retain its value, while these do. It's quality and hand made. It's luxurious, something that the iphone will never be who cares about what you can and cant do. If you can txt and call people that's all you need, you don't need those gay ass apps etc. Clearly these phones are for serious business people and those kinds of people don't need that kind of stuff that the iphone has.

  • @murcielagodog true, you can get more function using iphone and the likes,but you get concierge service that is dedicated for you.

    now, try getting into a fully booked event with your iphone

    this phone obviously have specific target group. btw,why do you need other phone model if iphone is so good?again, diff ppl have diff taste, no one is wrong

    btw why like murcielago if a gtr is faster,cheaper,more technological?

    like urself, i rather take the lambo bcuz i like it.no pun intended.

    regards

  • 1:15 What is this?

  • It's slot for the SIM card!

  • for your sim card!

  • バブリーな携帯だなw

  • stupid fuck ignorant ... look at the sales, technology and usability...

  • all your dirty turkish bastard likes to take it up the ass, right?

  • sorry to interrupt your intelligence, but Nokia is the most reliable phone in the world... even from my experience. Sony Ericsson has also really good cellphones. Motorola and LG, crap. and Samsung is good because of windows mobile, if not WM, it would suck like LG and Motorola.

    Why Vertu is so expensive? It is made for exclusive people that like to carry quality rather than unneeded performance. I'd prefer my clerk to look something up online rather than going there by myself. This is elite ph

  • LG smartphones run Windows Mobile as well, so don't include LG in the black list. ;)

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  • Plzowatel, here's something for your Nokia-pride: Vertu is Nokia, Inc.

    ..I work with Vertu hands on.

  • thats what i was telling dumass

  • Now that's class. What will I do with the damn plastic phone I have now?

    Gotta save... Lots...

  • nice. a little subtle bling to brighten up a dull era.

  • You start it by sticking it up ur ass and baring down like ur gonna fart. Ur paying for the jewels, not some high tech design and specs.