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  • Meth O.D. management.

    Garden of methsamaene.

  • operation decay?

  • Operation: Golden Showers

  • Operation: Methematics

  • operation: double rainbow

  • Call of Crystals: Crack Ops

  • sounds like John Wayne

  • Operation "High" Ground

  • I was surprised that there wasn't an Operation: Camel Toe at the animal-related operations

  • operation too vital to be abbreviated into a phrase...........shows you so many lawmakers are useless...

  • How about "the WiiU"?

  • When republicans rule.

  • O

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  • Operation: Whiteout

  • Operation Shutthefuckup

  • Operation Shuthefuckup

  • operation Super awesome meth stopping force squadron of methed up super heroes on meth.

  • The funny thing is that this is how it actually happens.

  • operation Drugs are Baad m'kaay

  • how about STOP DRUGS

  • Operation Operation

  • Operation nope to dope =)

  • Operation Grand Slam

  • operation methodist.

  • omg lmao

    they all seem so serious-how can that not even smile

  • Opperation Crystal Clear

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  • opporation clean vein. :)

  • Operation Operation

  • Operation FALCON PUNCH

  • Operation: Weed makes you bleed

  • @RacoonBurglar "program to combat crystal meth" weed? lolled

  • Operation: Happy salt

  • Operation: Cocaine Weed Meth Acid Heroine Oxycontin Codein Shrooms

  • Operation Foxes scent

  • Operation Broken Pizzo

  • meth whore?

  • Operation Food Stamp Reduction Operation Early Alzheimers Operation Pseudoephicide Operation Rebel Yell Operation NASCAR Conspiracy Operation Curtain Peeler Operation Mississippi Colgate Operation Time Vampire Operation Illuminati Fear Operation Youth Denture Operation Staph Picker Operation Grease Mullet Operation Hummers for Scum Operation Playstation Operation Slutmaker Operation Cracker Genocide Operation Hide Your Pets Operation Dumpster Crib Operation Stripperbang
  • Operation Ohio Unemployment Alternative

  • LMAO!!!

    How about Operation Gobble'N'Swallow

  • Operation: Incarceration without Justification

  • Operation: Don't Meth With Meth

  • Operation: Night of the Living Tweakers. Operation: Meth-tastic.

  • Operation Homeland Promise is actually pretty cool.

  • Operation MethGobbler's

  • Operation: Crystal Skull, Operation: Slut Humper, Operation: Trojan Meth, Operation: Nosebleed, Operation: Wet Fingers, Operation: That Weird Intersection Which Kinda Looks Like A Vagina, Operation: Whitespace, Operation: Blanket Rape, Operation: Burning Wings of Meth, Operation: Grim Crackhead, Operation: Lethal Loss, Operation: Loose Toenail, Operation: Run Motherfucker Run, Operation: Admendent Zero

  • OPERATION: Falcon Slayer Nightfall Blackeye Crackdown Force of JUSTICE

  • Operation: Scab Toof.

  • Why don't you listen to the youtube commenters instead?

  • Operation: Chuck Norris

  • I think operation blood-eye was my favorite.

  • Operation: TankCrank

  • Megameth.

  • Operation Pronk

  • Seems so staged

  • finally, some funny comments.....

  • it's funny cuz our political leaders are all inept pinheads, put in place precisely for that reason so that they will be easily cowed and controlled by the corporations that actually run America, and pretty much the rest of the world.

    lol.

  • @eleutheromaniac This is what your Union dues are paying for. Moron congresspeople doing the stupidest most arbitrary things instead of doing the work we sent them to Washington to do. I want them to come up with a kickass name for that bill, but no, they'll be out sucking their Union boss' dick while he tells the congressperson strategies on how to trick the american people and the world into thinking that american businesses and capitalism are evil even though it's been GREAT for the world.

  • @McLovin2169 Go watch Zeitgeist Addendum, you clearly don't know what capitalism is and what it does.

  • @Seanze329 Oh, you mean the movie that not only almost never cites its sources of information, but when it does they're so vague and obscure as so they can never be fact-checked, and has even been caught misquoting them or taking them out of context?

    Try refuting my claims with some other piece that isn't a complete cesspool of lies, insane conspiracy theories, and totally baseless. And they call ME a fringe lunatic. :P

  • operation methematics

  • Operation: MethPunch

  • Your tax dollars at work!

  • operation: wtf am i doin this for o.O

  • Say Meth Squash five times quickly.... haha it is pretty hard to say :)

  • Operation: Methbusters

  • @volcanotornado7

    there's some dealer, in your neighborhood

    who you gonna call

    METHBUSTERS!!!!!

  • Operation: METHAGGEDON

  • Operation *twitch* *twitch*

  • Operation: Ball-Suck

  • I disagree meth squash is just to hard to say hahhahahahaha

  • operation : if you dont stop doing meth we will blow your fucking head of on site

  • "operation: drugs are bad mm'kay?"

  • Operation Crackdown

  • operation: kilslug

  • Operation Wetback 2

    Operation Vice City

    Operation Ice Cream Truck

    Operation Tweener

  • nightmare slayer

  • Operation methstorm

  • operation FUBAR

  • this is pathetic

  • "Operation Muhhameth"

    That would scare a few people.

  • let me guess. they haven't a name yet?

  • Operation: Crystal Death

    Operation: Goat Chortle

    Operation: Congress Punch

  • OPERATION CRACK ATTACK

  • @khizerj but Crack is Coke... Smokeable Coke

  • @Thomasquwack Haha "but crack"

  • @SnakeCharmer193 XD LOOL

  • Operation: Get Some Sleep

  • LOL

  • Is anyone else as sick of that retarded Beggin' Strips ad as I am?? >:o(

  • animal related? XD

  • operation reconstructive dentistry

    operation project meth

  • They should just call it Operation: Patriotism.

    Most Americans would support it if they did.

    Or Operation: Hope

    Operation: God Bless America

    Operation: Small-Town

    Operation: Eliminate the Electoral College

    Operation: America the Brave

    Operation: Support the Troops

  • Operation: Methematics

  • How uncreative the government has become...

    "Operation: Lil' Wayne"

  • @zedmarks Didn't you follow the Onion news, they used Lil Wayne to use up all the drugs in Mexico. :p

  • operation: fun killer

  • Operation: shut the fuck up.

  • Operation: Thingamajig

  • Operation: Meth In Peace.

  • Operation: Operation

  • operation batrachamyomachy - "fear of subways)

  • Operation: Meth Masher

    (Cause I just want hear'em all try to say it.)

  • Operation: Screaming Swan.

  • operation: methaphore

  • Operation: pony strangel

  • OPERATION WANKING SQUIRREL ^^

  • I liked Operation meth-massacre

    It sounded cool

  • operation Crystal death

  • Operation Ass Fuck.

  • clean those dirty balls!

  • Operation: Crank Skank.

  • no wonder drug is still everywhere

    they really need to think of a name now

  • Operation: Hairy Pussy.

  • MethDeath oh yeah

  • Operation: Onion

  • lol operation:Horse Kick

  • I liked Meth Massacre

  • Eggs and sausages?!? Fucking brilliant! It's like cock and balls! Get it? Eggs and sausages. The only thing to top that would be some sort of poop joke. LMFAO!

  • "NO. Nobody goes home until we come up with a name."

  • i agree

  • What ever the name, in order to be cool it should have the word dark in it. Dark is a guarantee for someting badass lol.

  • i think that Operation: Icebreaker would good.... cuz ice is meth and they want to break it.... plus it makes a good name for a metal song.... also to consider

    Op: Black Ice

    Op: Dark Fire

  • Operation: Weapons of Meth Destruction

  • @emorypaine You, sir, win.

  • @emorypaine We have a winner!!!

  • lol...it's lovely to see how funny older people can be. it's really lovely.

  • "...30 minute recess is in order, we'll make it, about an hour..."

    lol

  • operation: stop that guy who always carries binoculars everywhere cuz he thinks little green men who work for the CIA are spying on him from rooftops.

  • Operation: CRACKDOWN?

  • actualy the dutch didnt, they have always been tolarant though but the system is different

  • The War on Drugs makes me too mad to laugh at this

  • Operation Snaggle-Tooth Sleuth

  • Operation: TrailerMulletBeatDown Operation: ButtRockBeerCan Operation: BootTooth Operation: WhoreSoreCrystals Operation: MobileHomeHoDown Operation: PaleBikerRider Operation: SkinnySkank Operation: ScabPuncher Operation: CookOff Operation: AuswitschLookAlikeContest Operation: JapanesePrisonCampReunion. Operation: CokeSnorkle Operation: ThinBitch
  • the methrix

  • operation meth.. just meth..

    hahahaha

  • what is the ending music?

  • Has any government ever done anything right in the fight against narcotics?

  • the dutch have. they stopped fighting it.

  • 666 comments wow..... im the 667th commenter:)

    creepy....

    but i love old people:)

  • rofl!! "lets have a 30 minute break, its going to take about an hour" XD XD

  • teehee :3

  • Don't tell me congress names its bills like this. I know it's a joke.

  • Yeah....they named their last bill "operation Kingmaker". It was something about schools. (JOKE)

  • crystal-methacre

  • Reminds me of Red Ribbon week anti-drug slogans. Crack is Wack!

  • Operation Meth-tallica

  • Yes...Finally! This is an important issue that we must face as a Nation...lol

  • They're going to have a line of meth so they can stay up and think of the name.

  • "Operation Metherf***er"?

  • Operation Cracked Glass. :)

    *giggle*

  • united states of a-meth-rica

  • I was stoked with Operation Eagle Scream.

  • operation meth-rape

  • Operation Methstomp!

  • "Operation Meth-iculous"

  • "Operation Meth Fuckers"

  • methmatics

  • Methadeth

  • Operation Methbusters.

  • That was EPIC WIN

  • lol Thanks!

  • Operation Meth Star

  • I suggest the, "Donkey-punch meth now" campaign.

  • operation lions den

  • operation yellow frog™

  • Why don't we the people have a say in this!? Although I like the name: Operation Horse- Kick, I think it should go up for a vote. "Meth-Punch" would be really good too. Why don't they just come up with a name and stick with it?

  • Operation Metherbation!™

  • yes that was perfect!

  • what politicians really do with their time..

  • operation "DUMB DOUCHE"!

  • Wait, one more. Operation "Shitty Poem"

  • Operation FacePick