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  • Come on, you know that rububuh sound was hilarious

  • i think this ralley hapen

  • Lol. I guess I got the opposite of this glitches.

    I made my account and got Katana automatically.

    But I couldn't get the Spartan Officer thing.

    But all my elite armor dissapeared. Idk what's up with that, but whatever.

    My fav elite helmet is Assault anyways.

  • WHY

  • Just cuz

  • I wonder why he has the characters do those death gurgle things when in reality those gamers aren't dying. Why do they act like they're dying?

  • Reality a 12 year old would kill himself!

  • its 2012. i reached sergent in team slayer and i didnt get the achievement. WTF

  • when it said to be concluded for some reason i was thinking "BA-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOOO SUBSCRIBE" i have no idea why

  • 360 p we meet again

  • My EVA helmet I loved it so much

  • I don't understand why they are saying this ruhbubu it's not like they actually died

  • this is sad :( my cousin was one of them and still is :(

  • Its not a big deal....

    SUCK IT JOSH!!!!

  • Is this glitch still occurring, because I see people on matching wearing only starter or CDC armor and I got reconz? Is it still a on going glitch? Be good to know...

  • Master Chief:BRB im just going to kill myself....k?

    Arbiter:k whatevr

    MC:k

    Arbiter:Man where the fuck is the play game option .... Jesus.........................­Wait what?

  • How do you aim your gun at yourself?

  • I love arbiters rant at the beginning.

    "The outfit of choice for the jack off who wants to look trendy and unsuccessfully smart at the same time! Behold my individuality!"

  • Lol i remember when this happend

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  • Why do I get this feeling that this really happened?

  • @TheBerchie It did, I remember it happening a couple of years ago i lost my Security shoulders but they came back some time ltr.

  • this is kick ass

  • Halo version of The Crazies AND BUNGIE IS DA GREATEST GAME COMPANY EVRRR

  • @gmallln tehy wur ubducted bai...ALI3NZ!!!!!

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  • This actually happened to me...

  • NO!!! MY BODYPEICES!!!

  • I COULDNT GET MY SPARTAN OFFICER ACHIEVEMENT

  • I lost my Katna!!!

  • brb im just gonna go kill myself kay Trol face

  • I knew he would choose that guy:D

  • His avatar looks stoned lol.

  • Didn't get spartan officer achievement but did get to keep security armor

  • How come at 3:34 the red "Spartan" has a Katana?

  • it really isnt that big of a deal

  • Brabra, brararbra brabrarbarbabrrrararar

  • a katana is a wussy weapon anyway, use a fucking stick! stix r ftw l0lololol

  • the south park-ish ruhbububububu death gurgle is a nice touch.

  • Master Chief:K Im just goin got kill myself k!

    Arby: K whatever!

  • I had security helmet and katana! An I lose dem both!

  • i remember when this actually happened i lost my security shoulders and i was like WTF!

  • at 3:49 red guys has his katana wtf

  • this is so retarded :D

  • Woah woah woah what the beef?

  • CoD FTW ...jk

  • @lllaauraaa Correction: I used to have the katana then i took an arrow the knee

  • Thumbs up who clicked FINISH HIM!!!

  • @lllaauraaa In context that makes no sense whatsoever, but, of course, people have to exploit every over - used and ridiculously convoluted joke to get attention nowadays.

  • @lllaauraaa I used to have an arrow in the knee, but then I took a mace to the face.

  • I agree with Arbiter, this is so stupid....

  • LOL I DID THE SAME THING WITH THE WII MOTE ALSO! WHEN THE AVATAR SHIT CAME OUT I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING WII AND I COULDNT FIND THE PLAY GAME OPTION EITHER! HAHAHAHA

  • 5:37 um... he'll respawn

  • Hey i have the katana but i cant unlock the achievments that come with ranking up. Bungie didnt fully fix the problem.

  • Hey i have the katana but i cant unlock the achievments that come with ranking up.

  • "And i didn't get the spartan officer achievement, WHAT THE FUCK!" LOL'ED SO HAERD!

  • was tis real?

  • 'I can't find my Katana!'

    'Did you call 911?!'

  • This glitch never effected me, well it did, it just unlocked stuff for me when bungie fixed it

  • everything Fox news does is a mistake. I dont think i need to see this one

  • i had this before once i lost my right security shoulder and my hayabusa helmet but realy its not a big deal if you lose your armour its just a game

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  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY KATNA

    

  • Blurp blurp blurp

  • and i also lost my recon armour in halo reach HALO IS FUCKING SHIT!

  • HELLO? 911?

  • WHERE IS MY KATANA !?? BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH X_X

    lol

  • THIS IS LIKE A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK AM NOT EVEN KIDDING

  • I can never play halo 3 with a serious face ever again :)-|--

  • ...he was taking the piss. You do realise that. Right?

  • @L5GUK your word means nothing...

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  • I wasn't affected by any glitches, and none of my other freinds where either, if anything I somehow unlocked more stuff.

  • RUBRAHRUBRHBHABHRBA

  • Rofl @ the 'dying' noises: 'blaRGHABLARRAHRAH'

  • Before killing himself he wrote a message with weapons and items . All it said was

    "WHY"

  • My katana where is it? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Kill himself*

  • i love how he says Jesus

  • I never got the spartan officer achievement either lol and I'm an officer. I still played Halo 3 'till Reach came out. (However Rogue helmet was my favorite helmet in Halo 3)

  • Love when chief had the tissue in his hand HAHA XD

  • i love the egzageration with the other players,you can just respawn but i love how everyone seems insane

  • That thing with the Spartan Officer achievement actually happened to me. It wasn't a huge deal, but it was weird.

  • wait wait wait........... you can use a katana in this??? so which is it samurai or spartan? mind you a samurai spartan would be fucking beast :D

  • @RobedBassist you cant actually use the kantana

  • My favorite recurring line in all of Jon's work:

    "RUH-RUH-RUH. BRUH-BRUH BRUH-BRUH-BRUH-RUH," when people die.

  • @Yamikaiba123 damn straight love that shit

  • @Yamikaiba123 same here i just love his death noises

  • umm, i don't think these people are familiar with the concept of respawning. Or reality for that matter.

  • this is similar to a south park episode lol

  • And we lost the security shoulders

  • This once happened to us but only a few days cuz of the frickin legendary me and my brother share the same account my brother is 16

  • this 100% proves that alot of people with hao 3 and gold membership have NO life

  • you xbox live guy's are insane. 0.o

  • @darkmagelover Titties or GTFO. :3

  • @TheJumbion fine *lift's shirt* hello were Harrison Ford the man boobs

  • 2 questions: 1) Did soem glitch like thsi really happen at some point?

    2) Were people really going that crazy like some morons whose life revolvs entirely around a single game.

  • @Greil9 1) yes 2) its a big exaggeration its supposed to be funny xD

  • @TheMightyUmmer Well, what kind of reactiion did it get out of people? If this parodies it there must have been some sort of overreaction.

  • Arbiter is so sarcastic I love it

  • I love the commentaries on XBL and the changes that happen within the game and the console.

  • .....Wont they just respawn?

  • WOW THE TOP COMMENT IS SOMEONE ASKING FOR THUMBS UP ??

  • Dis iz awsum shit lolololololol

  • Omg teh arbitur meaks me rofl a11 ov3r teh pla$e

  • LOL they still haven't patched this crap, so obviously they won't ever :D

  • Lol, I thought the "Orc's must Die" ad was advertising a modded WoW realm

  • I thought it was teh Wii 2!

  • I understand that the ads may be necessary to keep Youtube running, but I sincerely hope and pray to God that every person responsible for creating them is raped in the ass by a roflknife, their genitals mutilated and fed to rabid dogs, their wives and children raped by serial killers infront of them before having their throats slit and then the throat holes fucked, and finally, the culprits tied to a chair forced to watch their own ads while maggots eat them from the inside out.

  • @Hamgammy Not funny bro

  • @Hamgammy They are annoying, but holy crap.

  • @Hamgammy Your comment made me laugh so hard.

  • @Hamgammy Well said. Epic.

  • @Hamgammy And let the Matsur Cheef do this to them, too.

  • @Hamgammy you have a big ''imagination''

  • @Hamgammy ha the adds arent even showing up for me!

  • @Hamgammy over kill! :)

  • @Hamgammy Uhh uhhh D: I'm glad I'm not an advertiser.

  • @Hamgammy thats a bit harsh dont you think?

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  • @Hamgammy What?

  • @Hamgammy dat mental problems?

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  • @Hamgammy Ok then, little graphic, but ok then.

  • @Hamgammy Dude, I'm pretty sure the original comment was bad enough to be removed, but come on, there's a time and a place -

    All day, your mom's bed. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOL.

  • @Hendrix4224 haha i thumbed up

  • @Hendrix4224 Nice Job Trying To Copy Ch33f, Nuuuurd.

  • @SlothDemonification Well, obviously people liked it enough for it to be top comment, so does it matter whether I'm 'copying'? And lets be honest, we all want to be like teh Ch33f, K?

  • @Hendrix4224 Actually No We Don't, We Have Our Own Lives.

    You Are Just Stuck In Your Nerdy Mind.

  • @SlothDemonification That's a Just Cause reference, right? So don't talk to me about being nerdy. Either way, I don't want to have to do this with you, so, are we done here?

  • @Hendrix4224 LOL Whats The Fucks Just Cause!? There's Another Fine Fucking Example Of Your Nerd-Ness.

  • @SlothDemonification They're good games, you should try them out. How would you know that would be an example of 'nerd-ness' anyway? It could be a kick-ass movie for all you know. Any chance of you shutting up yet?

  • @Hendrix4224 The Fuck You Talking About Boi?

  • @SlothDemonification I'm saying that you didn't pay enough attention to detail while flaming me, and although you claim not to know what Just Cause is, it seems you have some idea, as you then say I am a nerd because of this. If you truly had no idea, you would just simply spout from your shit-box 'LOL Whats The Fucks Just Cause!?' See where I'm coming from?

  • @Hamgammy too far dude like what is wrong with you?

  • what did swagm0vement post?

  • @Hamgammy Calm your fucking shit bro

  • @Hamgammy Holy shit that was awesome, can i be your slave?

  • @Hamgammy O-o That was a little....extreme.. lol

  • @Hamgammy Then you clearly don't understand that the ads ARE necessary for us to be able to host all these vieos FREE and watch them FREE. Twat.

  • @ShtikMahn cry moar noob.

  • @Hamgammy . .  . WTF

  • Low budget you could do better!

  • @Hamgammy ad blocker bro

  • @Hamgammy ............yes your names timmy m kay

  • @Hamgammy Dude.......What's your problem? Don't you think you went a little too far in typing this?

  • @Hamgammy Rage Much? ;)

  • @Hamgammy yu ar so ossim man all de bitches will be ova yu.

  • did this really happen? omg.

  • What is cloud gaming?

    Cloud gaming is a stupid piece of shit add that's ruining my Arby 'n' the Chief time!!!

    (sadface)

  • arby n the chief is theeeeee best!

  • i bet the new xbox experience has glitched the game >:'(

  • the guy: ...dead spartan ont the floor.......he... killed himself

    me: dude, its a game clam down hes living in real life

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  • I poop in my hand so it dosent splash

  • RAplabbababadlabaddsghjfgkdsgf­k LOLXD k no

  • did this really happen?

    if it did then lol

  • Skip intro at 0:45

  • How do you raise your gun and bring it down?

  • lol i love how the three guys

    guy one:shoots guy three

    guy 2: holy shit ur crazy

    guy 3: who gives a shit ill respawn in 5 seconds

  • *Three gamer friends are on xbox live on the morning of the Mass Glitch-out*

    Gamer 2 - "Damn I lost my security shoulders"

    Gamer 1 - "It's not a big deal"

    Gamer 2 - "Say it again, say it's not a big deal"

    Gamer 1 - "It's not that big of a deal jack-ass, what are you gonna do-  *Gamer 2 shoots him in the head*

    *Gamer 1 to Gamer 3* - "Come on let's go, this had to be done, forget him"

    *Gamer 3 thinks quietly in his head - "Geez it's not THAT big of a deal"

  • OMG I HATED WEN THEY TAK MEH COOL KATANA AWAY WAAAAAAA

  • Did this glitch really happen lol?

  • @MrSniperactive yes it was the worst week of all halo 3 players life i get chills when think about it

  • Lol i love how everyone makes it seem like their armor permutation are like so important.... while it's awesome to customize what ur guy looks like, don't you guys remember the good ol' days of Halo: CE where the most armor customization you had was 1 color? I didn't hear you b*tching then!

  • i actually got a katana sword and a security helmet that day for doing nothing....

  • thumbs up if you want to see me use my master chief figure as a dildo on my girlfriend who's vagina looks like the arbiter's face

  • Hilarious. I haven't watched Arby N' The Chief in ages.

  • fuck thumbs up system

  • Bleh blah blah!! Bleh Blah!

  • 512 people were affected by the glitch

  • he's omnomnomming the snow at 7:07

  • @ryliebenjamin5 fucking epic

  • c?

    

  • so that's why chief hates snowbound...