Monsters.

[3ILuvmusic]

I think you have snorted far too much fun dip Jordan, and now you are being abnormally paranoid.

[pyleofgracie]

That made me look behind me. :O

Also, the nerd chic thing is totally amazing.

[Tjsreddog]

you're so adorable.

[Texasred63]

oh great, first someone sends who dead stinky body parts and now ya got monsters in the walls!!!

[wtfiskat]

I wunt chu.

[staceystars91]

its just creepy old men with peep holes in the walls.

it happens.

[volnessj]

that gives me a boner.

[SolZocalo]

I see dead people...

[ThatHoScotty]

You are so adorable. I'll protect you. :]

[to7susano]

dude the guy who wants to photograph you is freaking me out too! damn which is scarier him or the monsters?.... hmmmm....

[citizensnetskyfish]

I will beat up the monsters for you. Don't even worry.

[richiesboringlife2]

dont worry im sure its just a Rapeasuarusrex

[DaWorldDominator]

i'll save you.

i just need some ducktape, a pineapple, and some really awesome glasses.

[silvershots2]

there are monsters EVERYWHERE, and i'm glad...

and i still wanna photograph you!

btw, the glasses are brilliant on you...

[volnessj]

WHO ARE YOU!?

[steffieiih]

..And your hair is red.

Just kidding:O I believe you 8D

And just to inform you and be a little Juicy Jared, I actually dream of you this night oO and yes there were boobs.

[volnessj]

i got really confused and creeped out just because you said Juicy Jared. I forgot he existed. Thanks a lot douche cock and a half!

[steffieiih]

Hahah. Sorry .__.

Douche cock and a half? what does that make you? douche vagina and a whole..

[volnessj]

precisely.

[underpaid]

lol it's like the movie the children under the stairs

also "this shit is real" not it real

unless that was what you were going for then I am sorry for being out of the loop.

[skinhugging]

I'm moving to university in damkshdnubdsb 8 DAYS! Ahhhhh! Maybe your monster will be friends with my monsters!

[librarydanceparty]

It's probably just people having sex. Haha. Or monsters...

[snlguru1021]

Yes...monsters...or people just having sex...WELCOME TO COLLEGE!

[codi1229]

lmfao

[drby3]

you should learn to embrace them to make your college years all the more enjoyable .... lol .... ciao:~)

[Zaafy123]

OMG!

[brentbraniff]

Its just your imagination. Nevermind that the rest of us can hear it too.....You just have a very... vivid imagination.

[paidyn]

About Frickin time you made a video!!!!!!

[DestinyFreak87]

Crazy-ass-motherchucker!!!!

[Agriking]

We do not have monsters in the midwest. If you want monsters then move to Tokyo and Godzilla will mess a bitch up.

[cgray00]

FRIDA!!!

[HenhousetheRed]

Frida Kahlo will protect you.

[spinkydoodle101]

did u get another hair cut? and why do you have a picture of the queen on your wall? uh oh that battery on my laptop is running out.

[karenwithanm]

haha, you looked adorable when you put your hands over your ears...

i'm sure that they're friendly monsters, they could never eat someone like you!

xox

[UncleBym]

Yes...there are monsters in the walls...they only act up when you are by yourself.

[BobStockYT]

you do know that you need a license to be so cute?

<3

[marilyndarlingshow]

thats nothing i lived with 4 people in a 3 bedroom dorm type building we would trip the fuck out on our neighbors up stairs and down they would always be crunching or humping noises or eating noises or moaning and sometimes there would not be anybody home

[ALONSOAAP]

lol

[piglesius]

oh, dont worry, it's just a serial killer in the building dragging a body down the hallway.

[vanness5]

this was fucking awesome! sure I may be hammered, but I know good. hey I thought of you the other day, I was watching "rivers edge" on tv and crispin glover in that reminded me of you. hahaha, dont get pissed, I get worse celebrity parables...

[Cristaaaaal44]

its obvious something was coming out of a vagina to come eat you. i'm just saying.

[ifwere1021]

There's monsters having sex for procreation in the walls.

So hows college?

[GuruMN]

Hahaha, you are such a nerd! <3 I was in the vents above you, not in the walls. I thought I was being quiet enough to where nobody could hear me, I suppose it echos a bit, I didn't think about that too much until I was up there. Maybe I'll come out of the clos... ...I mean vent and we can hang after I get back from my trip to NV that I'm getting ready to leave for soon.

[Oblivimark]

is that frida kahlo on your door?!??! HAHAHA you are beautiful

[lamancha5]

yes! and he look like kissing her!

[lamancha5]

urks...*looks

[volnessj]

It is Frida. I have a book of pictures of her. I ripped a bunch out and put them all over my room. And I cut out her eye and put it over our peep hole on our apartment's door. I love her.

[vivacityyxAZ]

RUNN JORDAN RUNN :D!

[jazzw0rth]

I'll protect you with my tantric paper bag playing.

[volnessj]

hahahahah what?!

[jazzw0rth]

I use butter knives and smack paper bags to make loud crashing noises. It scares anything. I promise.

[SuperAmazingPeter]

Oh Jordan your so cute in your little tie! And what the fuck are in those walls? Run!!! lol

[MargoRothSpiegelman]

monsters/neighbors

[ZMoulton]

ok buddy.