Dating Tips for Guys : How to Talk to Girls

[TheLearningacoustic]

Lol he said how twice haha

[skylosv]

Look how many videos have been posted by eHow!!! Oh My Goooooddddd I don't believe it!! 16167 videos!!!!! (at time of writing)

[massfx7]

Oh he's a doctor. I wonder where he studied a-broad ;).

[triforceofdinner]

The "World'S most intresting man" aint got nothing on this guy! All he does is drink beer while this man takes the time to get women in your pants :P

[PeskyBOI43]

this guy talks slow and boring

[MarioFan380]

13 people didnt know how to talk to girls

[williamblakeism]

@MarioFan380

If they didn't know then they'd like this video, surely?

[MarioFan380]

@williamblakeism Yeah

[WorkTheJams]

briefcase...

[kller04]

this guy has the best segways lol

[frederickwildgoose1]

fuck that. SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS. Trust me its always works.

[istanbultravellers]

Where you were studying, I was teaching

[nikkimess0115]

Genius.

[BVBArmy95]

"To listen"...wait, what? This was so boring.

[ACfireandiceDC]

What does "open-ended" mean?

[ACfireandiceDC]

@2011TOMCAT well obviously. Those questions are very rude and disrespectful.

[ahoblit]

his smile at the end pays the bills! lol

[2011TOMCAT]

@skittlesareyum48 Why not? Why it doesn't work on me? LOL.... I have to agree with you Skittles are yum yum though...LOL

[AngelicKuro]

Random fact of the day "Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist!"

[skittlesareyum48]

@2011TOMCAT ...No

[SWEP2AOTC2002]

The trick is not talking to them the secret is how to listen without going deaf or being bored to tears

[HBKFuckingOwns]

lol this guy would make a great father

[SaintRaddigan]

Asking about her briefcase is a polite way of talking about a woman's vagina, everyone knows that.

[volunteernation16]

hahahaha briefcase

[RMH1Rockah]

I'm beginning to reconsider my thoughts on this guy's credibility.its not a good way for a girl to remember you when all you are is a person she talked at for 10 minutes in the grocery store. theres more to it fellas.

[SuperPokemonPower]

whats your favorite color?

[clintallen123]

He sounds like a bad Tom Brokaw impersonation.

[scewb]

I'll die before humiliating myself and all that is manly, by asking such trivial questions. What kind of a blabbermouth would I attract by acting thusly?

MY SUPERIOR GENESEED MUST NOT BE WASTED UPON INSUFFICIENT CARRIERS!

[Aradio100]

is this guy lonley cuz i wanna meet him i am to hah'

[pistonstoned]

How did you ever get that interesting looking.... briefcase?

[RmSBoxer101]

damn this guys dope

[sqweebs2]

Hes the Hugh Hefner of dating advice! XD

[yeagermcbipper]

Holly crap I have that same wolf blanket.. I'm gonna start my own creep channel and give out lame advice.

[ocarinadude666]

hehe, he said how twice he he he

[enzarto]

Babe you are holding the sexiest briefcase I've ever seen!

[LuvDance96]

He's basically saying "Act like you care when you don't." :P

[Vein109]

FYI you said how twice(:

[iamevildoing]

He ..talks ...very ...very ...goddamn ...slowly.

[daboodeef179]

I'm trying to find the video when the guy says, "oh baby your hott".

[LtSurge659]

What the hell is eHow doing?

And are you people serious?

[Medallion702]

Why does he always hold his drink? Must be expired by now, what a conservative pimp...

[mansitopinta]

A little dismotivated when I saw that it was from Ehow.

[Mamoswine]

LOL at the random beginning

[gurukid08]

He's a pimp! I know a pimp when I see one. I ain't mad at you.

[002Trance]

what if i was deaf... and had a bad case of hollucination

[LosLocoLatinoHeat26]

thanx old guy

[L2rsSwc]

how who what why where and .....how? lol

[pr3dator727]

lol dude its Jeff Dunham..

[SmasherMasher14]

What if GOD didn't give me any ears?

[TheRevenantStudios]

@SmasherMasher14 Lol, how about drinking a magic ear growth potion :D

[dragonfly876]

So you're basically saying, "In order to make conversation, make it a two-sided one."

Okay, that doesn't so much apply to guys-->girls as it does to life in general.

[1santaeastside3]

thanks to this guy i lost my virginity

[AlexRaGeAHoLiC]

@1santaeastside3 lol

[planefreak3]

@1santaeastside3 good job (really im not making fun of you)

[toma123456781]

@1santaeastside3 no you didnt

[cyborg578]

@DisturbinglyAmazing wow ur good

[DaisyFknMadeline]

HAHAHA omg lol!!!!!!!!

[monkeykidXD]

jeff dunham?

[JMB19998]

sorry didnt mean to put the 'I aint a 20 year old' comment you can remove sorry put 2 comments didnt think it was getting through lol

[JMB19998]

@DisturbinglyAmazing this is the best girl advice ive ever gotten from you lol my friends say i dont have a chance with this girl but i really like her know what why am i writing this lol but whatever if you have some good advice that isnt stupid 50 year old advice and in your about early 13's or lower send me it because ummm you know i dont know why just do on and funny comment diffently agree with it lol

[JMB19998]

@DisturbinglyAmazing nice advice lol i aint 20 lol so i dont know if this advice will help but im gonna watch it if you can give good ''YOUNGE'' advice

[RaulBillieJean]

@DisturbinglyAmazing  hahahahahahahahaa

[themajormarco]

man i got my first girl friend in high school thanks to this guy

[TRINIDADMAD]

how twice????

[fu3737]

lol, extremly random beginning. "Jeff dunham is a vantriquist."

[JBthree24]

Hi advice videos aims towards older and divorced couples. "Boomer Girls" means boomer children from the 50's. His videos actually helped me a lot even at the age of 24...

[Quake2815]

If you ask a question that is going to get a yes or no answer, you're doomed. This guy is godlike!

[ToaKopaka44]

@IShowYouLawAndOrder You do indeed have a interesting point, there is a chance for multiple reasons that humans may not be here in a thousand years, but hey, why not enjoy what we got for now eh?

[IShowYouLawAndOrder]

@ToaKopaka44

Just listen to this very famous and insightful song from the 1960s by Zager & Evans: In the year 2525.

[ToaKopaka44]

Hmm yes I just listened to it, how does it relate to your statement?

[ouggnoy]

Good advice not just for girls, but making friends in general.

[TheLocalFUNstation]

Who is this guy? IDK but he speaks as if he were the lord himself.

[IShowYouLawAndOrder]

@TheLocalFUNstation

He doesn't have a God complex.

He IS God.

[rodriguezcorp]

This old dude must get laid a lot

[timproviso]

@rodriguezcorp lol I agree hahahaa

[MrCassanova08]

@rodriguezcorp lol you think ?

[waystogetyourexback]

Love your video!!! You are sharing great information!!! By the way dont forget to watch my videos!!!

[jigariproductions]

Let me put it this way if you can talk to a cop next time he pulls you over and make a regular conversation with him as humans do...(ask him somthing that you always wanted to know aboutt his job ...) not only you might get out of the ticket but you will become an expert at talking to women as well. Practice is a pimp code.

[93609890]

this dude sounds like the voice off ur computer.

[wrxjohnny]

lol i want doctor paul

[gerardross2k9]

go for it TheLegendarySpirit cus u only live once

[giacomo379]

now if you are doing it right she should b laughing an loving the attention you pay her NOW STOP to many is to much! now ask her open questions about her work/college every now and then go back to how beautiful she is, USE POETRY all women love this,you should also use poetry quotes for you status THIS WILL GET YOU NOTICED

DONT tell her anything about you DRIP FEED HER INFO this will help you stay mysterious,an will allow her to build an image of you in her mind,an image of what she wants

[wrxjohnny]

i agree dont give them too much attention or they will get bored, u need to keep them keen

[frown151]

@giacomo379 well of all of which you say is true, like it depends on the girl for example my girl literally hates poetry and loves like games and just chilling but NOT a gamer girl lol she likes drinking and well ya

[giacomo379]

3rd send her a message,asking why is she on your facebook,throw in some comments about her beauty,DONT say shes hot,fit,sexy or any other silly little boy stuff,we are separating are self from the idiots out there BEAUTIFUL is the word of the day boys as is STUNNING andGORGOUS

4th they always write bk the same thing,YOU ADDDED ME LOL

write bk saying you did so by mistake,but your not sorry cause of how beautiful she is(REMEMBER MAKE AL YOUR MESSAGES LIGHT AN FUNNY THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!)

[giacomo379]

TheLegendarySpirit

hey dude i will help you lol

im not the greatest of looking guys,but iv been on more dates then i can remember,and conquered around a girl a month of facebook alone :)

i don't go to bar or night clubs they never work THE TRUTH!

1st you must add the target,i then use a lose script i made,sorry i wont shear it lol but i will tell you what to do

2nd leave her alone for a few days,use these days to gather Intel on her

[agent866]

Lol try waiting she might be busy, doesn't have to mean that she doesn't like you, If she doesn't respond in few days try asking her something simple just like "what's up" " how ya feelin" :P LOL gl on your girl :D

[TheBCarl]

ya i cant tell if this guy is joking

[hartman8883]

Is this a joke?

[Akulamenuri]

How did you ever...get...that...interestin­g...looking...briefcase

[Razun]

He said 'how' twice.

[konman001]

I too hope my fantasies of today will be realities of tomorrow. . .

. . . but wait a minute, that is what I thought 3 years ago.

AAAAAGH!!!

[pshychokillermonkey]

"ask open ended questions: how, who, what, why, where and how!" bahahahaha.

this guy is a player.

[gchevyz71]

i was nervous while approaching a very pretty girl one time, i repeated in my head "i am single, i am single" well when i finally got to her the first thing i said was " i am single" and it actually worked, it got a long conversation going!! and i got a number!!

[twinblades101]

if that helped for u, can u help me. there is this girl that goes to the school rite next to mine, and we have the same gym class. how can i talk to her? i'm tired of being alone. lol

[isotope993313]

Well, there are so many opportunities for you to talk to her. If you happen to see her in the gym class, *smile* at her a couple of times. See how she reacts. If she smiles back at you, then you know that she'd be fine with talking to you. Find a moment when she's not busy and just say or ask something. Not witty or intellectual, just a plain statement or question.

- (Smile) Hi, how are you doing today ?

- I am John. What's your name ?

- I see you are a regular here. Do you like gym class ?

[ismasamov55]

You look like an old lounge lizard

[bonds911]

just say like k mart thats cool i didnt know they selled good things in kmart or like wow i wanna go to kmart or like oh i bought mine in >...... i like your bag ........ do yo ulike my bag ......... whatever do im shy person tooooo i care to much about what people think about me so imm embarrased to talk to her in public thats my weakness cuz i can talk perfectly alone with her but not in public some advices?

[apocalypse105]

just tease here

[oZorotho]

Your a great speaker.

[C1u3z]

The idea of it is that you take it easy, you need to be relaxed. Say.. "Huuh, It looks much more expensive, the "BLAH BLAH BLAH" looks "Sick/awsome/crazy ect" That way she might laugh, maybe smile, make he reply to you in more then afew words.

[csidaznigga]

oh wow haha thanks that helped alot lol

[PoLaRIV]

Just like in 40 yr old virgin lol, ask questions... to the chick in the book store xD

[sanchopanza123]

he should have been a James Bond.

[xxKrazy2nRxx]

This guy acts like if when he was younger he was a pimp. Just look at him, he has the wine, big fluffy pillows, that bathrobe, he has everything. Even candles.

[raazs35]

@xxKrazy2nRxx the funniest comment i have read on you tube in a while..you are hilarious..you might have got lots of girlfriends..-)

[TheHollowRod]

it is so true. read "How to Win Friend and Influence People." It works on everyone.

[mrirv90]

Them selves ...

[Revan1701E]

lol

[bmxhart1]

a puma is a couger the couger has a lot of diff names some people like to say puma instead of couger thers no differance in the ages becus thers not

[Akulamenuri]

How did you ever...get...that...interestin­g...looking...briefcase? LOL!!!

[Alexmcool]

Also the guy forgot to mention the tone of the voice, the eye contact and a smile when you say something funny.

[twistedfusionxx]

lameo

[BeastJohny]

The answer is "u can talk to girls by listening" epic

[hectorlf]

epic smile

[hotty198]

which firm do you work for? johnson and johnson. ok bye.

[homesnake202]

Awesome, you just have to say everything perfectly. If you don't say how you actually think or feel then you're set!

[SkaterKyoto]

i dont trust a playboy who drinks wine out of martini glasses seen?

[Jonnyx2376]

wow i realy like a girl but shes got a boyfreind but i find it hard 2 talk 2 her

[Nagneto]

If she's got a boyfriend, suck it up and move on.

[Greatnesskiss]

I suggest u wait till she breaks up with him. Take a chill pill and keep waiting for a right moment to get in

[ledzeppelinzoso]

he looks so pimp lol like the ladies man

[POOPERMCPOOPS]

This guy reminds me of he beer commercial of the most interesting man alive. LOL

[chasebcc]

he must have a crush on jeff dunham or something

[stiggovicho]

lol he is never drinking the wine

[davidlawdz]

this is like how to talk in general...not to girls..ps.watta retarted catchphrase

[frost310]

He said how twice.

[Wallistism]

girls have it so much easier.

[gordonleung226]

Two ears is because left is for 'in' and the right is for 'out' - designed to protect you from wives nagging.

One mouth is because you want the words come out and not eating it back - Also a counter-wives design

I think I know better

[freebirth777]

i dont agree , i like to have$ 3k or 5k in my pocket then i walk up to a girl i want to talk to and ask her , how much $ would it take to have you be my sex toy for the night, and if they come up with a $ amount that i have with me i say ok and show her the $ , it works ! :)

[GodChristLord]

Womens' intuition is called playing a game with you, especially after the stereotypical age to marry/have kids.

[Sanaonyx]

I need to try! Before Comment!

[trideed]

you are a genius im gonna try that.

[atvracin74]

basicly u make them feel good it makes them go crazy for you.also keep some space in there they will want u all the more.they want what they cant have

[ghenghischron]

BAMF

[mouldymeatball]

last line was a bit corny but it was good

[Enchi2]

your the man...genious!!!!