Being a Haitian American pt2 (with Haitian Mom)

[SabrinaWayToPreety]

TODAY U SKIP SCHOOL TOMOROW U GET ALL THE MONEY OUT THE BANK{HAITION ACENT}

[cecinia23]

lol i hate that i have to kiss everyone i hate that i tell them this is america we say hi now some people face be dirty .

[StarrDiiva16]

lmfaooooooooo



[Cxiimaya4eva]

yes u gotta kiss every dam person u c haitian

[cecinia23]

@Cxiimaya4eva lol i hate that i have to kiss everyone lol my dad get mad so much cause i dont kiss him anymore i say im in american we hug no kiss.

[Cxiimaya4eva]

thats is my mom straight up

[tilouswag]

GIVE A FIST BOMP!!!! LMAO

[MellyMel1597]

LOL this is soo true :D

[Queenlene0710]

yes!!! the couches! the kissing everyone preach!! LOL

[blackkkitty911]

lol my mom does that haha "just for guess!"

[Rene61951]

Your mother is funny bro

[Minimedialover]

I want to get a bana peze picklies shirt! But how

[Minimedialover]

NON! GO TO SCHOOL

haha funny

[Minimedialover]

Wuts the name of the song?

[abigailbrevil]

@Minimedialover Carimi Are you ready

[daninino94]

"You steal plen wit Osama bingo laden" lmao priceless

[c2saint96]

thats it, this is for guest, well guess whos sitting here

[Aykeilbcb6]

Young Jwezzy ? lol

[haitian4eva5432]

I like how she says 500 and then translates it to 5000 ??? .....

[JeckeL007]

hahaha Gimme fist bumps, give me daps and i'll let you in,,,,,

[neeraxlovexlife]

kietttt kingsborrow college !!!! True haitian!!

[eattpeachesssx3]

GUEST who's sitting here!

[Pierregoddess13]

Too ashamed. hahahaha, it's all about the pride.

[neeraxlovexlife]

@12291995leo when you have nothing smart to say, keep quiet. :)

[cecinia23]

@12291995leo why u sayy that fuck u that soppose to be funny duhh.

[janepriere]

@12291995leo yuo dipshit, this was suppose to bea joke. take your shit filled comments somewhere else!!

[trinikarma]

Hilarious

[azslstv]

Love dis one. Have a bless and prosperous day.

From Nate SLS (SLEEPLESSOULJAZ)

[breakgirl6509super]

lol @ 0:54 - 1:36 lolllllz

[melineda100]

wats dat song playin in the beginning???

[vstar2cute]

Jonas is not dead...he's good...he's not dead...LMAFO

[fabien82]

young gweezy ?? lmao

[fabien82]

His pretend mother is a cutie

[MEEMEEGIRL45]

Lmaoo SOO TRUE ! <3 ^_

[TysonaG]

That is exactly, EXACTLY how my mom runs the house. Expensive couch set and if you sit on it . . . . . may GOD help you.

[sanzibar76]

luv it

[jeezyboy33]

no lie doe bra the mom look sexy as fuck!!!!!!

[whatever7227]

She captures what haitains mother's are like. You could go far with this. Developa show around this go to HBO or something.Tthis is creatively funny in showing how hatian people are.

[ZoeBoyfresh77]

she said 500 in creole..... LMAO

[ZoeBoyfresh77]

"gives me fist dap"

[mossyou]

Guess who is about 2 sit here.... Me LOL

[shaquiap]

man love being haitian!!..lmao tooo funni!

[305JENNIE]

Haitian are crazy but you gotta love them lol

[DGARLAND4444]

I love LAMBI..... Ugh.. I wish I was by my granny she would make some for me!!

[crunkstardre]

This is for Guest!

Guess who is going to seat here!?

LMFAO

[Liyahbelle]

lmaooo you get girl pregnant get two abortion

[Mscaramelspice]

nuclear blam

[princess9526]

YO this made my night ... like my mom just blew mine but after watching this i was good lLOL

[TheBaller97]

Can you drink luil maskreti dat bihh stank

[EDtoocool]

Ehhh theres no lumbi on the stove, wheres the lumbi ehh-ehh.....lol

[toxylmfao]

lmfaoooooooooo my mom acts just like that smdh

[IheartAnne132]

Lmaoo

Tomorrow you highjack plane with Osama bin laden

Had ne Rollin' :]

[bedo509]

I like how this vid was 5 min 9sec long .. (5.0.9) lol

[88Ynaz]

Luil Masketi for life , its like Robitussin for Haitian people ! (:

[maybelly123]

wheres the lambi lmafo

[gabiiisdhope]

"osama bin go laden" lmfaoo

[MISS12LONER]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! WOIIIII!!!!

[jayzilla8907]

jonas is not dead.. he go to school

[jayzilla8907]

KISS THEM!

[122MrMoney]

"give me fist pump give me dap" lol

[carribeanbeauty92]

lmao "wheres the lambi"

[ploidh]

MY SONG AT 0:30

[freetathink45]

real talk though, forget vicks, and nyquil and medicines that have been tested to help with sickness...in a haitian household....its the Huile Maskriti

[mellydu89]

i loveeeeeee itttt omggg

[haitian4eva5432]

I like how carimi is playin in the background when the mom is talkin and it switches back to hood music when jonas is talkin. lol!!....

[dasaeilla101]

you go jack plane wit osamam bin go laden<<<<lmao!!!

[ftwgmg12]

Osama BinQwoLaden lmaooo

[ftwgmg12]

Young Jews Gee Jewlsy ctfuuuuu

[sevenzflowzworld]

LMAO WOW

[younqcass13]

Inlove With These Video's Hahah

[mememuka]

word!!!!! my moms do that with her couch too!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOO DIS VIDEO IS SOO FREAKING FUNNY

[Jearhby]

how come every time we do somwthing bad we crack heads....haitians smhX2

[phophi11]

Love How In All Their Vids They Say They Got Pneumonia Instead Of The Regular Common Cold!!! Thats Funny Sh**!!!

[Marieap75]

awww your mom is ode gorgeous? im surprise that she doesn't have plastic on it! & lmaoooooooooooo omg my mom makes me greet everybody too! -__-

[Marieap75]

awww your mom is ode gorgeous? im surprise that she doesn't have plastic on it!

[LTStatus]

da H-A-I da T-I jus tell em' babe se ayiti la

[hdjame]

Ur songs are fresh were can I hear the full versions

[youngdre298]

lmao sagging pants..that mom is a pure haitian..i forgot ma belt at ma crib..and i come back home and ma momz home and she like'"oo mache ruche patalon"and in haitian-english shes like " is it a bum ou ye??? and i dnt answer and she be like"MAP PALE A VOU!

[527Nunu]

lmao my mom said the SAME thing the other day about the couch smh

[Mizzluciousluv]

Nigga yo shit so funny!!

[marahlia]

Oh no! Some of the gross languages cannot be spoken at home

[ADDICTED2MUSIKNVIDEO]

lmbo yall funny



[asdffdsa898]

HE DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL SA- TUR-DAY! lmao

[Kimmy0981]

ctfuuuu , this is sooo TRUE ! but we can sit on the sofas at my house . lol

[Blackcherry9171]

Lmfaooo <3 it!!!

[lalune718]

whats the name of the song in the backround?

[TheTruthOf911131232]

@lalune718 the haitian song

ARE YOU READY - CARIMI

the american is either

BEAMER BENZ OR BENTLY OR BANA PEZE PIKLES

[bloodnigga134]

well guest whos going to sit here

[BreezyWifey16]

@bloodnigga134 dat part too funny

[belfanmdous]

lmao omg so freakin true

[Sandrasmilez]

MotheR: you try to shoot Obama" , "You go to the bank and try to steall my money"

Father: "what Money?", "you have no money ",.... "so smart'

[Heartless91305]

DATS ET!

[domesticV1190XxOo]

"Theres no money in de bank. you pay too much money for 5,000 dolla, for couch. For salon mange a couche. How hes going to steal money in de bank? Theres no money in de bank? Eh? Enh? You so smart." Lmao too funny what a try!!!

[cookiemilly13]

@domesticV1190XxOo i swear iwas going to write that lmao!!

[domesticV1190XxOo]

@cookiemilly13 great minds think alike =)

[thisgurlisflii]

You smoke CRACK ? You smoke MARIGUANA ? LMFAOOOOO

[ReliableLojic]

LOL This was hilarious. I love my Haitians.

[ceecee226]

Oh bondier story of my life!!!! I hate having to kiss 20 people when i go somewhere....and the couch, i know all about tthat!!! I love you guys!<3

[kaybabi221]

Lmfaoo my moms name is Bernadette! And yes Marie is her 1st name!! smdh

[SammaWammax3]

whats the name of the song that starts the video ?

[yellowbaybe]

"IT WAS A SATURDAY, no school" "no school. SAT-UR-DAY" lmaooo

[marc15yo]

HAHAHAHA typical haitian mom

[KenziieKei]

Wy Do Haitian Woman Always Think If There Kids Dont Do Something EveryBody Going To Start Tlkin Bout Them !! mi Dads The Same Way if Yurh Face Dirty He Will Give Yuh The Haitian look !! Yuh Sell Druggs With SnowMann ! Lol lmao

[KenziieKei]

Wy Do Haitian Woman Always Think If There Kids Dont Do Something EveryBody Going To Start Tlkin Bout Them !! mi Dads The Same Way if Yurh Face Dirty He Will Give Yuh The Haitian look !!

[KenziieKei]

Wy Do Haitian Woman Always Think If There Kids Dont Do Something EveryBody Going To Start Tlkin Bout Them !!

[Mzindependent783]

Omq I hate havin to kiss everyone too lyk damn lolz

[Tox718]

LMAOOOOO SO ON THE MONEY! 

[sukurmotherstit]

yoo werk for meenimun wage.. ROFLLLLL!!

[chrislover996]

lmaoo! I live with my grandmother, my mom, and all my aunts who are just like that!

[nini358]

Omg dat is soooo true......but I still love being Haitian!!!!!!!!

[dREWSTiZ516]

Yooo i thought i was the only one my grandfather crazyy thooo we cant use the kitchen upstairs we gotta use the one down stairs lollll

[haitisprincess]

"you take all my money how i'm gonna buy apiece" lmaoo

[kongking654]

how much do the shirts cost?

[mouse30227]

yoo that it the truth and that oil mascrete u should make a video for man like it fixes all fuckin remedies for haitians yo headache oil mascrete, stomache ache oil mascrette, broken bone oil mascrete gf pregnant oil mascrete!

[305steve16A]

"THIS IS FOR GUESS"

"WELL GUESS WHO'S GONNA SIT HERE?!"

LMAO

DOPE VIDS

[ihtsmimiyuuup]

sell crack with snow man LMFAOOOOOO deaddd

[ihtsmimiyuuup]

lmfaoo the couch thing true sound like my grandma lmaoo

[ThePhenomm]

All your videos are laugh out loud funny.

[aisamadi]

lmfao too funny i understand and im not even HATIAN lmao

[datyounggirldije]

omg!!!that is so true uhave to say to everything nd everybod"uhoh howcum udnt say hi imsit down here nd u dnt speak"uho?!lmfao!!!

[rosesaysgrrr]

"You hijack plane with Osama BinGoLaden" lmao

[tracy2fly97]

lol my mom does the same thing with her couch. ive never been able tew sit on my couch. the only people dat can sitt on our couch is our relatives

[swarthysavant]

Tooooooooo darn funny! :-)

[CMCFA]

you said 500 instead of 5000....learn creyole before u try to be funny...cuz ur not srry

[SEXYLOVE305]

@CMCFA fuk yo ears

[Haiti18042004]

" People can't seat on their couch" in Haiti , the Haitian mom don't act like that.

[SunshineIzDivine]

"you work with the dollar van. Jomankans!" -lmboooooooo

[skwibelz]

LMAO!!!

[Christelle722]

you need t make more videos and thats how my parents act too it so crazy i love watching your videos keep making more. Even my parents laugh i love ur videos cuz i thought only my family acts like that ahahaahahaah but i guess not.... I guess every haitian parents act like that lol

[MarvelousProductions]

lmfao at the ending

[ladytay25]

kiss them, kiss them...omg i have that same problem, i dont love them, ROFL

[Fafan830]

Funniest...vid...EVER. SOOOOO on point!!! "He steal satellites from NASA..." LMFAO!! I LOVE MY PEOPLE!!! PLEASE keep these coming Jonas!!!

[MyKuuk]

lmaooo, its these vidoes that make me soo proudd to be haitian, deeezz niggaass. keep reppinn haiti

[Saulballer24]

si ou gin bokleur umba jull ou, mwen pap bo ou nan, par-ce que mwen pas na salopree, ou paka vin lakay mwen epi ou gin bokleur umba jull ou, and you expect me to kiss you, grosser bout cou ouw, you come here?

[Saulballer24]

lol he said i'm not a porn star, why i gottah kiss everybody

[hazel1250]

lmfaoo!! guess whos goin to sit hear lmao she sed u gunna sell dvd wit da bums on fulton!! lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

[funnykid291]

yo jonas i understand wat you mean my parents wuold do that 2

[asiZZle234]

whats the name of the song in the beginning

[stillee100]

71 ppl strong!!! :D

[Mj4life99]

it waz a saturday no school!!

[a7167160]

Lmao This shit Is Funny Young jwezzy lol How Do We Get In Contact Wit The Haitian Mom? She's cute

[DAT46]

i can realte to this my friend was haitian growing up we always had to play sega on the floor.

[jessica234100]

this is hilarious love this

[dipplegurl101]

dimple madee slidin in saying omg funny behing video keep it uppp i whant more videos

[caniela23]

LMAO hahaha so true demain ou ap siyen chek take all my money lmao we pay 5k for couch lmao anmweyyy too funny

[5VizionEnt]

Love it....5 Vizion Ent is on the MOVEEEEEEE!!!!

S/O to Jonas & DaMilliMan and the whole 5V family.....

FB: Jonas Jeannot and Brian DaMilliMan Jean

Twitter: @joclownz adn @damilliman

Youtube: Joclownz and Damilliman1

[Th3EeMMS33]

OMGOSH lol....i think this goes out to all carribean parents in general...always jumping to conclusions

[swm94]

love it so true...haitian moms be jumping to mad conclusions out of nowhere lol btw what is that song playing at the beginning and end? it sound type nice

[MimiElite]

this was crazy.....................

[mimiangeelaah]

uhm u said 500 in creole not 5000 lol but uhm this is MY LIFE!

[Ovahovalord]

@mimiangeelaah because haitians do stuff like that. lol

[SUGARJENNY2000]

oh man jo u killed me w/laughter

[mjd510]

ROTFLMAO!!! I CAN'T!!! the accuracy of this is HILARIOUS! especially about not going to school when sick. smh, i love my haitian people.

[alisonejacques]

I'm a GIRL and When I skip School my mother ALSO think ima Drug Dealer . In the hood' that i live in she stay telling me i sell crack lmaoo (ditto on the kissing every god damn Haitian people)

[tinylovey]

Lmfaoooo

[abbypretty123]

My mom and your mom should meet up and have some tea or something.

[deepnher]

bwahhahaha... u can't sit in the living room in a haitian household. GUEST ONLY! bwahahahaha

[Blitz913]

i love this. 5 stars. 2 thumbs up.

[cyberkid6]

wat the song in the beginning

[MOTIIFkeys823]

lmao so true

[Kaytradamus]

same shit with Haitian Canadians lol. So true.

[ItsSandyCheeks]

LMAOOOO...i remember i couldnt sit on the expensive couch set either lol

[ConverseChica611]

Jonas, A word of Advice: Hide ALL the forged report cards and shytt from yah moms! Lmao simple as that so you dont get baton! :)

[tacoball100]

that song is hott!

[natureboyinyourface]

growing up,we had the kid's living room upstairs with a tv but no vcr so we broke in the couch in our parent's living room even if we weren't supposed to.

[MadeInHarlem33]

lmfaoooo!!

[prettymizzgem]

YA DID IT AGAIN!...SHYT HAD ME ROLLING..!..KEEP EM COMING!

[daphy2012]

OMG!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[urboijojo]

This Video Is So True.. I go Through The Same Thing Wit my mom Smh these haitian parents blow mines