Gears of War in 5 Minutes

[UniqUeCrosS]

"Chairman Prescott gives a brave hard speech to a bunch of Carmines" lmfaooooo!

[zombiefood702]

@TheGoldenboss100 Yha lol still funny tho



[navi1007]

KONY 2012

[TheFlyingfish50]

was this vid made before gears 3?

[TheGoldenboss100]

@TheFlyingfish50 Yes.

[coolfield7]

@TheFlyingfish50 DAHHHHHHHHHHHHH look at the date bro

[omgwaffles09]

The gears of war story can be summed up in one word. Clusterfuck.

[clubstardoll1]

fight skorge whos taken over RAAMS angry shouting duties

[jodaman0565]

gears of war v.s. left for dead... gears of war

[NATEDOGLORENZO]

@jodaman0565 i think l4d cuz gears of war they are trained and the l4d guys arent so ya

[xTechnoKitty]

Now do gow 3 because man that shit is confusing...

[IamSexyPanda]

Haha Kat von D :D

[zombiefood702]

That "maria down like a sick horse was crude but funny xD

[TheGoldenboss100]

@zombiefood702 It pissed me off but made me laugh at the same time.

[DurrtyFilth]

if i see another commercial on iphone instrumetal crap, i'm going to hit something.

[KillerWoo10]

You know absolutely nothing about gears kid!!

[itsme7221]

@KillerWoo10 your fucking retarted.

[VHZProZombie]

@itsme7221 If you're going to call somebody retarded, at least spell it right.

[TJAugustine1]

This guy is an idiot. Marcus joined the COG WAAAYYYY before Emergence Day. There is so much more wrong with this video. WHAT AN IDIOT!!!

[KaroksSon]

3:39 is it bad if i laughed there and damn 3:49

[hello987b]

wow i guess this guy thinks he is funny because he has terrible jokes and has many parts wrong. I bet he could not enjoy or fully listen to the story, but hey i guess IGN likes stupid shit like skyrim, and COD. Have no idea what the stroy of those games are becuase oh thats right it doesnt take any thought to do anything but find overpowered weapons and bitch and jerk off to magical creatures :)

[SingaporeanDUDE]

I wanna play co-op so badly D: If any1 wanna message my Gt:TequilaDuckBill

[InPlayable]

2:39 bunch of carmines xDDDD



[jayjayspider]

They mocking gears :l by saying halo 3 is better. Hell no ign. When gears 1 came out everyone was speachless of what a great game it was. Gears all day baby

[D37HK10K]

@jayjayspider Gears came out before Halo 3

Gears of War November 2006

Halo 3 September 2007

[krazykyle117]

Iys gears of war in 4:50. lol

[unkblu]

So dude thinks Baird is a 'snowboarder'? rightttttttttttt

[unbiltkitten65]

anya looks to ugly in gow 1

[happyjuceXD]

this vid tasts like pie

[ReaperCaz1]

Not funny at all IGN suck my balls

[iTectrix]

@ReaperCaz1 It's not suppose to be funny

[nitro7k]

why do i feel like they are trying to mock gears of war -_-

[JasonIsTheMan36]

I still think Arnold Shwartzenegger should have been RAAM. :(

[crazehcakes]

scorge+dreadlocks+ugly=preadit­or

[MW3CanDieInAHole]

Still confused...

[SillyFrogsGoWild]

yipee i fucking like

[TheHeroOfGameing]

Gears of war is the best shooter i have seen in a long time.

[PineappleGamer12]

cool story.

[HanulProducciones]

"Prescot gives a brave hearth speech to a bunch of carmines"

jajajajajajajajajajaja xD

[username115able]

Marcus was in the CoG way before E-Day.

[Ghost10251]

a lame horse? fuck you!

[fatlinexxx]

MArcus: Hey, hey Dom

Dom: What..?

Marcus: Shit

[stupidlambo]

Am i the only one who played through the first two games and didnt remember a damn thing about them a day later?

[lorddorein54]

@stupidlambo lol me to

[xXisra16Xx]

Mexican Soft Drinks FTW(:

[JollyManProductions]

great a 30 second ad about people getting splashed in the face with water balloons and no skip button. thanks IGN

[ididurcatinapale]

@JollyManProductions IGN doesn't provide the ads... youtube does

[RosterNunes]

shut (censored)

[Unwashedstruts]

a bunch of carmines lol i laughed when i heard that

[OmgWutHax]

0:35

[MGP120]

Mexican soft drinks are the best

[MrRemcoremco]

lol this is fucking funny

[9120Kim]

lol!! at the horse sound

[zuper0obama]

... And Chairman Prescott Gives a Speech To a... Bunch of Carmines???

[dillon564]

@zuper0obama it was a joke

[godsizedhole]

Kat Von D, LOL!

[snow6man9]

Doms wife was mentioned in gears one but just once in the stranded camp way to do your research ign

[RSObiWan]

rofl cortana reaction shot

[TheAdilmanji]

its not catmondee, his names Tai

[BassmrDK]

@TheAdilmanji

1. He says "Kat Von D"

2. It's a Joke...

(Google her name and you'll see what they meant)

[ChetZenor]

The "In Five Minutes" series is definitely the best thing on IGN.

[gearsguy54]

@iTzJ0ExXx that wasnt a carmine who was eaten by a berserker..

[gearsguy54]

ITS RAAM NOT RAM!!!!!

[littlejr555]

shit. lol

[CampaignCommentaries]

up where the game begins. Dom Brakes him out, and his once again part of the army. He wasn't just some prisoner who joined up, Marcus was a decorated soldier, who paid for an incorrect action. Just wanted to clear all that up.

[CampaignCommentaries]

You screwed up in the beginning. Marcus Fenix joined the army 4 years before emergence day and fought in the pendulum wars. He took part in the operation that led to the end of the pendulum wars, and was awarded the Embry Star, like the Medal of Honor, for his actions. He was part of the army in the locust human wars for four years but he disobeyed orders to save his father, whom we think is dead, and failed. This put him in prison for ten years, which now amounts to fourteen years, picking

[Artin95]

Didn't the lightmassbomb just pissed the locusts off?

[524silverstripes]

and is it bad that I laugh at 3:40

[524silverstripes]

oils shiny and people fight over it =/

[T0mFrame]

have to wait 30 seconds for ad... ad doesnt load :(

[jengofrett]

the only ign videos I dont really hate

[TheMrTJWhite]

This guy got alot of things wrong lol

[hellobobby67]

... instead of five minutes how about 5 words "stuff happens between helicopter rides" ( im sorry if someone already posted this comment)

[Hornsterio]

had to take maria behind the good ol wood shed and put her down, cause she didnt take her vitamines..

[theshinymetroid]

because of this, i yelled, KATMONDEE NOOOOOOO, when tai dies, ever, SINGLE, time

[xxxHeadCreeps]

lol, bravooo.



[felixre5]

spanish sub!!!

[lavidaesrock]

Kat Von D XD

[Boldwitz]

Das wird hier vom Sprecher/Macher des Videos in einer fürchterlich gelangweilten Tonlage vorgetragen. Dieser Meister-Trilogie wirklich unwürdig.

[magicwelshman]

angrey roaring duties



[Filip1613]

2:17 retro in gears(1) ?

[eziothe1]

cole train baby



[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

3:40 Am I bad for laughing

[JarrodM141]

the cole train runs on whole grain baby! whooo!!!!

[beto82x]

like

[TheNorth15]

Cole: Were going to whoop your momma's ass!

Bunch of Carmine's: YEAH!

0_0

[cactusjack67]

its not ram its RAAM -_-

[bmthfuknrules]

COOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEE TRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIN

[Tifsa123]

I couldn't breathe after he said he gave a speech to a bunch of carmines

[alexR0d]

Yeah thats logical the locust push the humans back into a mexican soft drink ! =)

[souleater0423]

@alexR0d im a mexican and i approve this Comment O: (Jarritos Btw.... sucks ¬¬)

[alexR0d]

Someone should invent Thrashball oh wait EPIC already did someone should play it

[mcharris1000]

Still able to do voice overs, thank you very much.

[xXLambentXx]

Best part was from 0:00-5:09

[littlejr555]

0:36 lol

[SweatyNutSack69]

Man nothin better then the Cole Train baby WOOOOOO!

[sasquatch4liffee]

Prescott gave a braveheart speech to a bunch of Carmines lololololololololololololol

[ancilomega57]

appearantly there are no geologists on sera

[Cesar4254]

I love that song after you beat the game. WHAOOO!

[Slash051290]

General Hoffman???????......its Colonel....



[punn213]

sh-*beeeeeeeeeeep*

[czech706]

Ughhhh that's just mesd up im coughing up blood that aint mine

[FiberousSpud202]

Holy shit it's a sand worm from Dune but there's no spice, he must be pissed :)

[wika92]

Subtitulado al español no estaria nada mal ¬¬



[HiIeric117]

Cortanya?

[TheZobiekiller]

yeh now i can watch the FUCKING VID

[TheZobiekiller]

FUCK THE ADVERTISEMENT IT FUCKING STOPS AND I CANT FUCKING WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

[Mezworld]

So, are the locust the planets natives? If so, doesn't that make the humans kinda responsible, since they built all their cities on the locust's home?

[FailHazard]

@Mezworld That's exactly what i was thinking.

[HARDCOREBuLL117Onix]

LOL JARRITOS I LOVE DAT SHIT!!

[Virus71193]

hey marcus what do you think about this video?.........''shit''.

[WiggsMaGee]

I feel bad for laughing at the heart sound Maria made when she was shot.

[DanielCenteno]

@WiggsMaGee I feel the same way.

[BGB17]

somehow, i get the feeling your not a gears fan

[ItsBrandonYee67]

"...and find Maria, who hasn't been taking her vitamens. Dom puts her down like a lame horse. *horse noise* "

[toobman55415]

No sorry i thought that was the name behind warhammer 40000k or somethin i thought is was Starcraft Warhammer 40,000K

[derfuters]

Want to win Gears of War 3? Go to this site: goo.gl\k3U6R

[JJAB91]

Well actually Marcus was in the Army before E-Day, he is a Pendulum Wars veteran, and Dom's wife was mentioned in Gears 1 but only briefly in a passing reference but now im being nit picky. :P

[Shadowtheheartbroken]

Cortana-- Er I mean Anya... Lol

[toobman55415]

Uh no, not how to rip off starcraft....how starcraft rips off gow

[CarlosAvilla]

@toobman55415 ???? starcraft is a 1998 game o.O How would it rip off gow?

[marioguy55]

take a series of six flags rides lol

[CrazyEmiliano]

I played all GoW's but I still don't have a clue WHY THE FUCK DOES THE QUEESN LOOK LIKE A HUMAN?!

[Tifsa123]

@CrazyEmiliano that is the most truest thing ever WHY THE FUCK DOSE SHE for a queen of monsters shes the least deformed ????

[jaycarmine]

@CrazyEmiliano Because she is.

[TheAirskyair]

@CrazyEmiliano She is the mother of Marcus fenix, read the books or go too GEARSPEDIA

[CrazyEmiliano]

@TheAirskyair I already did. Elaine's body was found underground, so Queen is not his mother

[TheAirskyair]

@CrazyEmiliano Why says myrrah in act 5 that marcus fenix is her son?

[CrazyEmiliano]

@TheAirskyair Say what?! She never said that he's her son. She said that he's Adam's son. I'd remember if she said something like this

[MONKEYBOY6271]

Presscot gives a speech to a bunch of carmines lol.

[waterking410]

Lol

[SergeantCross8]

Marcus Fenix did not join the COG army after emergence day. He joined the COG with Carlos (Doms brother) when he turned 18 and was old enough to enlist. He fought at the Battle of Aspho Point and got the Embry Star for his actions. This was all in the books...

[AlbinoSquidman]

fuck you Eprint

[DMINDTHELOWRIDER]

Hhahahaha!!!

[UsedCrx]

How to rip off Starcraft in 5 minutes (sort of) -_-

[BuddiesCountryCO]

2:15 to 2:18 is the pendulem wars

[hermandersat]

Enter: goo.gl\k3U6R if you want Gears of War 3.

[Ninjacat160]

@Logistica11735 ya I was playing the other day and I noticed the connection.

[Ninjacat160]

Actually dom does give a clue about his wife when they need the car he says he is looking for someone that's why I talk to the stranded

[MultiNatlie]

Best 5 min spoiler ever!!!

[HeyItsSteve93]

3:36-3:43

BEST PART.

[bentleybumer]

omg tears came to te eye wen dom died thumbs up is you are a sado like me :(

[KeepCalmAndSwagger]

lol kat von dee :')

[ToolArmy951]

DOM DIE IN GEARS 3 OMG OMG

[KeepCalmAndSwagger]

@ToolArmy951 OMG THANKS FOR SPOILING IT (Y)

[Onedemonchild]

I'm not gonna lie I laughed when he said he gave a heart felt speech to a bunch of carmines.

[czech706]

@Onedemonchild he said braveheart speech not heart felt speech

[Onedemonchild]

@czech706 i know, my ears lied to me. once i saw it a second time i heard brave heart

[Onedemonchild]

Damn Carmine was barley in this video was he barley in the game?

[DanielCenteno]

@Onedemonchild Anthony Carmine gets sniped in GoW1, Benjamin Carmine gets killed my lambent somethings in GoW2, and play GoW3 to figure out Clayton Carmine.

[TULLYiViANZ]

@SuperPhreshNess You don't need any! just click the thumbs up button on your laptop.

[TheWhteStallion]

Im not gonna lie I LOL'D hard when Dom shot Maria and it made the horse noise

[ho0liganz]

@TheWhteStallion good. that would be a pretty silly thing to lie about.

[615tennesseetitans]

That dom maria joke was fucked up..other than that the other jokes were funny especially the thrashball nfl comparison lol

[edanny311]

So I beat Gears 3 the other day. Had never played any Gears games before. All I can say is...

OH! NOW I GET IT.

[zRealcat]

...thumbs up if you thumbed up one of the thumbs up comments above

[TheH4ZZ4]

FFS gonna have to play them all again now... Love the "gears" franchise and really hope they make more... even though all the enemies are dead :P

[bdghablig500]

In gears 3

- imulsian is really a virus and not oil , so everyone including delta squad is infected.

- the reason the locusts came up from the ground was to get away from the imulsian

- marcus' dad has a machine that kills everything infected with a lot of imulsion

- since delta squad was not exposed much they don't die.

- marcus's dad had too much imulsion in him from self expirementing and kills himself to save the world

And best of all

- Dom kills himself to save Marcus Anya and samantha

[teamamericaworldpoli]

@bdghablig500 no best of all is that carmine lives after getting shot in the head and surviving a helicopter crash

[aaronavidon]

remake it with gow 3 info

[gabarestro]

Check out the contest I found: goo.gl\k3U6R You can win Gears of War 3.

[thejpezee]

WHY DOES CARMINE ALWAYS DIE!!!!

[coreyspearin9194]

all abord the coloe train wwwwwwwoooooowwwwww

[joker1524]

Ahhh now I know how Marcus got to be the leader of delta squad bcuz Kim was k.i.a

[Nerdling99]

so do we know anything bout fenix's dad?

[goldstreerix92]

@Nerdling99 how about you beat gears of war 3 ;)

[NoodleBoy26]

so all the alien things are locusts?

[XBLGR]

does anybody realize sera is an anagram for arse