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Yes, that seems reasonable. I don't think it's necessarily meant to be an exact term-for-term analogy. The evangelizers' reaction to bunless sliced-up hotdogs with condiments seems like the kind of reaction Christians would have to a gay threesome.
A possible second meaning could be that condiments = condoms, but that would apply mostly to Catholicism.
That bit where it turn's out that the guy's name is Hank is pointless. Much better without that bit at the end so that the central message of the film is undiluted.
The ending isn't meant to say he is the Kiss Ass Hank IMO, but that wouldn't it be so hilariously funny that the guy these guys were worshipping a FALSE representation of was the VERY GUY they were talking to! It's not the main point of the vid, but a funny little end point.
Think of it as a hell preaching dullard christian prosylitizing to a bum on the street, the bum disagreeing with him, and that bum was THE HELL GOD (but good, and not a hell preacher).
Your right, I hardly backed up my comment with evidence q: but its cool, I think I like the way everyone believes different things. It'd be no fun otherwise.
There is one flaw in the analogy: in the 11 sayings, they are almost all either obviously true, or nonsense, or immoral. The truth is that the actually scriptures are not nearly as useless as this document.
True. The funny thing is that I saw this video and did not make the connection with religion until I showed it to my then girlfriend, who made the connection immediately.
Hank told me that I should have 7 beers every day. And that I should kick the shit out of you. And that you should kiss my ass. And give me a million dollars. And leave town.
I slipped my tounge up hanks ass and found out it gets you a bouns up to 5 million bucks depending on how much hank enjoys it. Plus every time you auto erotic exfixiate your self, and actually lose consciousness, hank slips you a 10 spot. What a guy!!!!
Why doesn't this film give credit to the original writer of this piece, which has circulated on the internet for years? This is written by someone else.
Original story by Rev. Jim Huber. He is given credit in the video info (hit 'more'). As far as I know, this IS the original writer of the piece. Unless you have some proof it was written by someone else.
I think the ending is just intended to be silly, not intended to prove anything. Note that the original script which this is based on has no such ending.
Hahah... Perfect arguement and presentation. Though I'm not sure the point will be put across well to the *ahem* intended audiance. Not sure they'll be able to connect Hank to the "real" Hank.
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KHkilla 2 years ago
Okay. Does anyone else see the hotdog analogy this way?
Weiner = sex
bun = marriage
condiments = kinky shit
katcadle 3 years ago 2
Yes, that seems reasonable. I don't think it's necessarily meant to be an exact term-for-term analogy. The evangelizers' reaction to bunless sliced-up hotdogs with condiments seems like the kind of reaction Christians would have to a gay threesome.
A possible second meaning could be that condiments = condoms, but that would apply mostly to Catholicism.
MishaVargas 2 years ago
That bit where it turn's out that the guy's name is Hank is pointless. Much better without that bit at the end so that the central message of the film is undiluted.
BobTKaye 3 years ago
I idolize the guy playing the chick. The ending is absolutely horrible - the guy is too smart in the good sense to be the ass's owner that Hank is.
shove0your0hamburger 3 years ago
The ending isn't meant to say he is the Kiss Ass Hank IMO, but that wouldn't it be so hilariously funny that the guy these guys were worshipping a FALSE representation of was the VERY GUY they were talking to! It's not the main point of the vid, but a funny little end point.
Think of it as a hell preaching dullard christian prosylitizing to a bum on the street, the bum disagreeing with him, and that bum was THE HELL GOD (but good, and not a hell preacher).
jinitron 3 years ago
Anyways, just because the guy's name is Hank does not mean he is THE HANK. It's just a little thing to make you think and laugh about.
jinitron 3 years ago
wow, this video q: is so funny, not to mention true!! nice job!!!
PopuriPSO 4 years ago
i see no difference at all between the logic of creationism and this. its identical in every way.
SpoolDonkey 3 years ago
Your right, I hardly backed up my comment with evidence q: but its cool, I think I like the way everyone believes different things. It'd be no fun otherwise.
PopuriPSO 3 years ago
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bad acting, especially bad lighting, and really awful direction.
only the intro is good, maybe Hank kicked ass after all.
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janetmackey53 4 years ago
Very clever. Good acting.
mwest1234 4 years ago 4
I'll be passing this one around. Fantastic video!
ofpfury 4 years ago 2
Excellent satire!
Lojikbom 4 years ago 4
I love this! Excellent mockery of religion :D
mistahtrubbel 4 years ago 10
Quite interesting
inextrem 4 years ago 6
I remember reading this one not long after the good Rev. Huber posted it on his site years ago. Classic. I like the Matrix reference, too.
aslipp 4 years ago 2
too funny ! It's like the jehovah's witnesses.
yalbmert99 4 years ago
This is brilliant!
ultranordic 4 years ago 2
..has better music than church
mtkwilliams 4 years ago
I love how it first starts off with a simple proposal.
julounin 4 years ago
that was awesome
beyondlifeXIX 4 years ago
This is brilliant.
drwhat99 4 years ago
a really great video!! the paralel between hank and "god" is briliant!! loved it!!
slug669 4 years ago
There is one flaw in the analogy: in the 11 sayings, they are almost all either obviously true, or nonsense, or immoral. The truth is that the actually scriptures are not nearly as useless as this document.
7beers 4 years ago
Kind of is, everything on the scriptures is pure common sense, nonsense, or immoral.
nucleardruid 4 years ago
That's my point -- it's absolutely not so. Scriptures have many passages that are none of the above.
7beers 4 years ago
God this is lame.
bjduerst 4 years ago
Very funny, well written, high quality film. Brilliantly done.
Zoot1 4 years ago
Hank=Jesus
Karl=Joseph Smith,Paul,Mohammad,Elron, and on and on
nothingbutstars 4 years ago
I was under the impression that hank was god, and him being the one who started the whole thing, only proves that religion is made by men.
HeadshotmasterNeo 4 years ago
This video doesn't "prove" anything.
7beers 4 years ago
I don't always use the right words, so sorry :(
but it's damn entertaining :D
I should have said that it makes a good parallel.
HeadshotmasterNeo 4 years ago
True. The funny thing is that I saw this video and did not make the connection with religion until I showed it to my then girlfriend, who made the connection immediately.
7beers 4 years ago
Um, maybe because of your name? Having 7 beers will do that to you.
NDSteelersFan 4 years ago
Hank told me that I should have 7 beers every day. And that I should kick the shit out of you. And that you should kiss my ass. And give me a million dollars. And leave town.
7beers 4 years ago
ha ha sadly ture...
omniskittles 4 years ago
OMG this is the funniest web parody ever - and now its acted out!
raouldukesfirebird 4 years ago
Ha! This was cute.
jarbon5 5 years ago
Bloody amazing.
goodbyegoodhair 5 years ago
I slipped my tounge up hanks ass and found out it gets you a bouns up to 5 million bucks depending on how much hank enjoys it. Plus every time you auto erotic exfixiate your self, and actually lose consciousness, hank slips you a 10 spot. What a guy!!!!
hotmercedes 5 years ago
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Custerson 5 years ago
Great video, just fantasic! Gave it five stars.
wolfinside 5 years ago
I know this story in writing, awesome adaptation! :D well done.
mooeypoo 5 years ago
awesome vid
so true
constust 5 years ago
Frickin amazing.
Kingkillaha 5 years ago
Just good fun!
mrkozz 5 years ago
Dude, this is the most well thought out analogy for religion I've ever seen. well done
12Project 5 years ago
Brilliant.
DoctorTiki 5 years ago
I know i've got my million dollars.
claw47 5 years ago
Why doesn't this film give credit to the original writer of this piece, which has circulated on the internet for years? This is written by someone else.
subject617 5 years ago
Original story by Rev. Jim Huber. He is given credit in the video info (hit 'more'). As far as I know, this IS the original writer of the piece. Unless you have some proof it was written by someone else.
nimpsy 5 years ago
Haha! This is the best movie I've ever seen on YouTube!
novellterminator 5 years ago
This should be featured...
Sephern 5 years ago 2
And evidently, he made it all up. ^^
TrueIntentions 5 years ago
okay guys, this is actually an advocate of religion. Notice at the end, that guy, the one who answers the door, is actually Hank.
Arestins 5 years ago
Not necessarily. It may suggest that while God is real, organized religion has its collective head up its ass.
antiotter 5 years ago
Or it may simply suggest that god is made up by people.
Neely005 5 years ago 2
By making him Hank at the end that just reinforces the fact that religion is made up by people.
Neely005 5 years ago
I think the ending is just intended to be silly, not intended to prove anything. Note that the original script which this is based on has no such ending.
7beers 4 years ago 2
WOW. excellent.
gavtronics 5 years ago
I love this being set "in response to Atheist".
Great use of the false argument of ignorance: "I can't conceive that ..."
olllj 5 years ago
This movie is INSANELY good. I laughed hysterically and it made good sense.
Please keep thinking. You sure did help me think a little, and laugh a lot.
abortedsoul 5 years ago
parallel to religion brilliant
jaykia 5 years ago
LOL! Brillinat! The paralells are hilarious in their accuracy. Really illustrates the lunacy well, heh heh.
Swidhelm 5 years ago
Holy SHIT this is good! 5 stars!
chadagg 5 years ago
I remember this one from many years ago. Still as fun to watch as it was the first time I saw it.
Auntikrist 5 years ago
Hahah... Perfect arguement and presentation. Though I'm not sure the point will be put across well to the *ahem* intended audiance. Not sure they'll be able to connect Hank to the "real" Hank.
koolneonrod 5 years ago
Brilliant adaptation, thanks!
Eincrou 5 years ago