Man, there's only a few comics and a few comedy routines that can still make me laugh after years of watching them over and over. This Robin Williams routine is probly number 1 on that list. Robin Williams was born to be a comic.
"don't you ask! don't you tell! you might end up right in hell! here we go, here we go!... here's your check! direct from rome! buy yourself a brand new home. move it around, move it around" he is a fricking genius!!
i dont know where....i dont know when...but something awful is gonna happen...thank-you thats all for today no further questions....LOOOOOOOOOOOL!..haha!!
"Problem is the Hummer and National Guardsmen are in jungle camouflage, for those of you who have never been to San Francisco, the bridge is bright orange." Love it!!!!!
I remember watching this when I was younger and to this day I still remember "Alright! Give me the plane or the bitch loses a cuticle!" freaking hilarious.
I like the part where he says " Alright give me the plane or the bitch loses a cuticle, I've got a nail file i can be irritating" LMAO I love Robin Williams
"People are suing Miss Cleo for fraud! I went, 'Fucking DUH'!!"
"14 Arabs and a blonde... and every black and Hispanic man in the room is going: 'Thank you, God! Oh, yes, we're off the list, mother fucker, yeah!' "
"I thought the Statue of Liberty would change; instead of "Give me your tired and poor", it'd be her with a baseball bat going 'YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!?!' "
"' Take out your keys, sir.' Tip of the iceberg..."
When it in itially happened, I thought the Statue of Livberty would change; instead of "Give me your tired and poor", it'd be her with a baseball bat going "YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!!!" XD
"Ladies and gentlemen, before we board flight five, we're just gonna do a few random bag checks. These are totally random. I'm just gonna read of a few names:
Has'N'T'Been' Seen,
Akeem Been'Laid,
Have'N'T'Been Fucked,
Judy Smith?
14 arabs and a blonde?"
And every black and Hispanic man in the room is going: "Thank you, God! Oh, yes, we're off the list, mother fucker, yeah!"
hasm beensien achiem been laid haben been fucked judy smith! 14 arabs and a blonde. every african amaercan and mexican r like thatnk u god! o yes were off the list mother f! the mans ganna b fkin with u now habib! lmao
@hattrickman32 So I suppose my judgment of "Robin William is awesome and I love his 5-Year Old impression... and just about everything else in this Stand-up act." is invalid because I happen to be 22 Years Old AND have Yugioh on my account right?
7 People who were touched by that poor priest x.x
Themaster345 5 days ago
man i pissed myself at the quest for fiire impression!
2Calojero 2 weeks ago
i want you to name a museam a performance hall and a bolt thru the cock after me. funny as hell.
hershysquirts187 2 weeks ago
i dont know wheare idont when but something awful is gunna happen.
hershysquirts187 2 weeks ago
That little kid voice is hilarious!
OktoberHero747 3 weeks ago
I love this man!!! :)
TracyBeth87 3 weeks ago
9:17 Robin's voice here is hilarious as shit!!!!
nephalos666 1 month ago
5:29 ROFLMAO!!!!!
nephalos666 1 month ago
Quest for fire flight. . .lol
BlueFox284 1 month ago
You gona diiiie :D
Marko23MVP 1 month ago
6:03 - :06 He's right. Those aren't Jackson's biological kids. They're white, not black.
027220 1 month ago
5:59 - 6:06 100% Smart man.
027220 1 month ago
What are you doing? Your not a priest let go of me.. xD
blacksmithindude 2 months ago
@blacksmithindude its get off of me dumbass
Race96969 1 month ago
ALRIGHT! Give the plane or the bitch loses a cuticle! LOL!
vanboyfilms 2 months ago
9:17 (the reason I almost peed myself.
justinikkifeb14 2 months ago
What are you doing? You're not a priest; let go of me!! ROFLOL
MyFreedomChannel 3 months ago 5
@MyFreedomChannel
this guy is insane :D :D :D :D And here is example how insanity is SOMETHING GOOD :D
datasysxtreme 2 months ago
@MyFreedomChannel I came here just for that. lmbo
justinikkifeb14 2 months ago
5 people buy stupid shit for no reason.
Premonition45 3 months ago
this is fucking hilarious
Stoogemeister420 3 months ago
What are you doing? West Side Story in the aisle? Going down the aisle, crazy aisle!
JohneHK 3 months ago
so sad its the truth and nothing changes...
FreedomRebel 3 months ago
what are you gonna do? tie up a pony?
emiliadawl 3 months ago
Wash up Timmy, REALLY wash up!
Danidevange 4 months ago
hassan been seen, havent been facked. hahahahhahahhaha
Sabie0 4 months ago
Robin does great voices..so funny
xadam2dudex 4 months ago
ye know i smoked your uncle did ye know dat?
TheVidic09 4 months ago
what are ya gonna do, TIE UP A PONY?
MultiXotas 4 months ago
" what you do is you strap that to your head and say ' I WILL NOT BUY STUPID SHIT FOR NO REASON! " HAHAHA!
dreaochs 4 months ago
This man has received so many applause breaks already, very very few comics ever have had to stop so frequently for applause breaks. Pure Genius.
PoeticJustice05 5 months ago
tie up a pony....haha
porkbellyroast 5 months ago in playlist Robin Williams Stand Up
Classic Robin Willams and great post mate
WarriorMigs24 5 months ago
Man, there's only a few comics and a few comedy routines that can still make me laugh after years of watching them over and over. This Robin Williams routine is probly number 1 on that list. Robin Williams was born to be a comic.
IsolationInstigation 5 months ago
5 people got keth richards blood
bluecheeselol 5 months ago 4
"Psst, yo, I got water. And if you want it cold I got ice mothafucka." lolol
rickb93 5 months ago 4
What are ya gonna do, tie up a pony?
elbronco80 6 months ago 3
yah and the 卐卐卐 is tibetan good luck charm
TSFS2007 6 months ago
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I smoked your uncle did you know that? fuuucking crazy - Keith Richards
musicaladdiction420 6 months ago
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musicaladdiction420 6 months ago
"I will NOT buy stupid things for no reason!"
HAHA!
TobbeHD 6 months ago 9
"Central Intuitive Agency"
fuckin LOL!!!
phinfan1972 7 months ago 2
"What are you doing? Your not a priest like Alvrey". FUCKIN' LOL!
WADfilms 7 months ago
HIDIE!! WE GOT TO GO ON TOUR YOU BITCH!!!
Devilerium 7 months ago
shit man!!! he is awesome!
liyahaleema1 7 months ago
YOU GUNNA DIE
DTrusc 8 months ago 3
what are you doing, your not a priest, let go of me! LOL
tabb266 8 months ago 4
"The man's gonna be fucking with you now habib!" Best line
Ox141 8 months ago
I mentioned a Prince Albert to my friend today. The look on his face: priceless
dabeast711 8 months ago in playlist Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
i will not by stupid shit for no reason ! ahahahahahahhah
heartmulgrew15 9 months ago 3
"Be vewy vewy quiet. We'e wooking for tewwowists." LMAO!
VenusTears666 9 months ago 52
omg His little kid impression is soo awesome!!!!!
youlex0 9 months ago in playlist Comedy playlist 3
DONT TOUCH IT MR WILLIAMS
MsTania66 9 months ago 4
"don't you ask! don't you tell! you might end up right in hell! here we go, here we go!... here's your check! direct from rome! buy yourself a brand new home. move it around, move it around" he is a fricking genius!!
naru102 9 months ago 6
and if you want it cold.....I got ice mutha fucka.
Robmeistah13 9 months ago in playlist Robin Williams Culmination
The Saddam Hussein thing made my fucking day.
bleachrules103 10 months ago
"what are you doing, you're not a priest, let go of me!"
Talucci34 10 months ago
wat r u doing west side story on the plane goin down the aisle crazy aisle! sadly my school jsut did west side story and i was bernardo lol
AssassinsCreed515 10 months ago
Anthrax?! .... OHRight!
MomoOhneBand 10 months ago
9:17 - :23 Sad.
027220 10 months ago
6:00 - :09 lol.
027220 10 months ago
2:31 - :42 rotflmbool:D!
027220 10 months ago
DUDE! Is that a real good impression of a 5 year old girls voice by an old man or am i crazy? 9:18
lilcraftkid 10 months ago 2
@lilcraftkid i was thinking 7 year old boy.
Robmeistah13 9 months ago in playlist Robin Williams Culmination
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08:08 Psst, yo, i got dihydrogen monoxide and if you want cold I got ice DHMO mudafrakka!
RomaniaTricolor 10 months ago
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RomaniaTricolor 10 months ago
I will NOT buy STUpid SHIT for NO REAson.
spacedout93 10 months ago
be vewwwy vewwwy qwuiet....we're wooking for tewwowists
shslax27 10 months ago
"And you can take out the plate and jump rope with your lower lip; have fun. Watch Grandma go 'SHIT'
TerrorofDeath1229 10 months ago
"I know we will be all dead and gone, Keith will still be hear with five cockroaches..
Keith will go; U know I smoked your uncle, did u know that? Fucking Crazy!"
EpicSlayer666 10 months ago 2
Keith allen is the only person who can make the osbornes look fucking almish!
MRNFSFREAK2 10 months ago
Epicness has 1 voice and thats the Robin Williams
HALLAWEENBOY 10 months ago
ICE... thats turuel
Insomaniaartist 11 months ago
You know I smoked your uncle, did you know that? Fucking craazy ... xD
valzul 11 months ago 21
Its like buying hair care products from Cher- SHES WEARING A WIG YOU IDIOT!!!
LilRedCherry94 11 months ago 2
Were wooking fow tewwowists
LilRedCherry94 11 months ago 7
Robin Williams is a comedic genius !!
MUDSWAT 11 months ago 3
he's right about keith richards
raeven1212 11 months ago 5
6:06 He's right.
027220 1 year ago
He does an awesome impersonation of a kid. I'd like to know how lol.
MegaDarth666 1 year ago 2
@MegaDarth666 He's Robin Williams. That's how.
WhatKindOfNameNow 1 year ago 2
@WhatKindOfNameNow yeah but still he does an awesome impression.
MegaDarth666 11 months ago
@WhatKindOfNameNow He's got a voice talent that's close to Mel Blanc.
027220 7 months ago
haidi we garra go on tour you bicth LOL :D hes to funny
rus191 1 year ago
i dont know where....i dont know when...but something awful is gonna happen...thank-you thats all for today no further questions....LOOOOOOOOOOOL!..haha!!
ltuomela 1 year ago 69
"I -- will not -- buy -- stupid -- shit -- for no reason!!"
So many of my life's mottos come from this performance.
lokaib 1 year ago 8
"Problem is the Hummer and National Guardsmen are in jungle camouflage, for those of you who have never been to San Francisco, the bridge is bright orange." Love it!!!!!
MrRobo956 1 year ago 6
Don't you ask, don't you tell, you could end up right in hell!
Here you go, here you go, here's your check, direct from Rome,
buy yourself a brand-new home!
Rollem around, rollem around!
Halo1138 1 year ago 6
Psss! Yo, I've got water. And if you want it cold, I have ice, mothafucker!
MajorStrasser 1 year ago 7
2:33 to 2:58 was the funniest clip i've ever seen...
MrSniperking20 1 year ago
4 People have no humor
THEGRATENITE 1 year ago 2
I remember watching this when I was younger and to this day I still remember "Alright! Give me the plane or the bitch loses a cuticle!" freaking hilarious.
alexismmmmmm 1 year ago
"Anthrax... snort... Alright" LMFAO!!!
MrRobo956 1 year ago
What are you doing you're not a priest let go of me.LOL
MajKong101 1 year ago 5
I'm getting six back abs... While sitting on my ass watching T.V.... you need to put that shit on your head!
Atta boy Williams!
TheDanut92 1 year ago
Judi Smith... :D
zlatko992 1 year ago
mom dad
allmyself666 1 year ago
be vewwy vewwy quite.... we'we looking fow tewwowists. heheheheheh
XD
LOLIG99 1 year ago 3
What are you doing?!?
You're not a priest!
markfranklin09 1 year ago
pssst.... yo.
I got water.
And if you want it cold, I got ice, mothafucka.
mokshalovely 1 year ago 2
You gonna Diiiiiie..LMAO
ddustin101 1 year ago 5
When he's imitating the girl with the tounge bolt he sounds like Spleen from Mystery Men.
FacelessFallenAngel 1 year ago
Robin Wiliiams is the best
WarriorMigs24 1 year ago 2
I like the part where he says " Alright give me the plane or the bitch loses a cuticle, I've got a nail file i can be irritating" LMAO I love Robin Williams
DarkAngel50614 1 year ago 2
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Oh Yeah Baby it's out
WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
4 people never have had a relationship of intimacy with the opposite sex
GECK077 1 year ago 2
OMG!!!!!!!! at 09:21 the child voice saying "what are you doing you are not a priest let go of me" sounds just like a child!!! Awesome!
Mexooz 1 year ago 5
brittney spears I'm a virgin yeah and michael jackson is a father lol
barranquitas17 1 year ago 5
Robin williams is just brilliant love listening
to him
HALLAWEENBOY 1 year ago 2
when he did the airplane bit i almsot spurted water out my nose XD
Kaibutsu13 1 year ago 4
" Victoria I'm dying. I want you to name a museum, a performance hall and a bolt through the Cock after me..." LMAO
AFMajor2010 1 year ago 97
@AFMajor2010 "That will be Victoria's Secret!"
Tareltonlives 8 months ago
@AFMajor2010
"that will be victoria's secret!!"
phinfan1972 7 months ago 2
I HAVE THIS ON DVD! Woooooh! Pretty awesome stand up
Shaftthuggin911 1 year ago 3
I don't know where...
I don;t know when...
But something awful's going to happen.
TheSteelStallion 1 year ago 6
be vewy vewy quiet. we're looking fow tewowists.
Devastator1775 1 year ago 5
why do you never see the headline..... Physcic wins lottery! ?
hamoostaffat 1 year ago
Be vewy vewy quiet. We're looking fo tewowists.
Ghostrebel017 1 year ago
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@sonicthehedgehog1009:
It goes like this:
Don't you ask
Don't you tell
You might end up right in hell
Here we go, Here we go
Here's your cheque, right from rome
Buy yourself a Brand new home,
Movin' around, Movin' around
Lashly273 1 year ago
be verwy verwy qwuiet, wer wooking for terworwists
lukassnakeman 1 year ago 4
9:53
Don't you ask
Don't you tell
You might end up right in hell
Here we go, Here we go
Here's your cheque, right from room(?)
Buy yourself a Brand new home,
Movin' around, Movin' around
sonicthehedgehog1009 1 year ago 3
@sonicthehedgehog1009 Its "Here's your check, direct from Rome" I think.
robertcommonsky 1 year ago
@sonicthehedgehog1009 "here's your cheque, direct from rome."
nebraska124 1 year ago
@sonicthehedgehog1009 Here's your cheque direct from Rome
FacelessFallenAngel 1 year ago
"I. Will not. buy. stupid shit. for no. reason!"
MorningPerson18 1 year ago 2
"People are suing Miss Cleo for fraud! I went, 'Fucking DUH'!!"
"14 Arabs and a blonde... and every black and Hispanic man in the room is going: 'Thank you, God! Oh, yes, we're off the list, mother fucker, yeah!' "
"I thought the Statue of Liberty would change; instead of "Give me your tired and poor", it'd be her with a baseball bat going 'YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!?!' "
"' Take out your keys, sir.' Tip of the iceberg..."
ROFLMMFAO!
Reaperluver 1 year ago 2
this is legit
Bigtexas9 1 year ago
When it in itially happened, I thought the Statue of Livberty would change; instead of "Give me your tired and poor", it'd be her with a baseball bat going "YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!!!" XD
MrPiroshii 1 year ago
pssst, yo. i got wata. And if you wan it cold i got ice too mutha fukka
Taka014 1 year ago
"ALRIGHT! Give me the plane or the bitch loses a cuticle!"
i lawled
fettfan91 1 year ago
Yu gawna daaaah! yu betta puck ya ass up so u have a place to put ya bike come awn now!
Jessicure667 1 year ago
7:44 lolololo his a genius
beastmode87940 1 year ago
@beastmode87940 obviously your not..... you missed an L lol :D
GECK077 1 year ago 2
funny shit!
mastershake629 1 year ago
i love it how at the begining of all the clips he's dinking water and ppl r laughin
hally95359 1 year ago
Your not a Preist
extremewrestlingfan8 1 year ago 3
"Ladies and gentlemen, before we board flight five, we're just gonna do a few random bag checks. These are totally random. I'm just gonna read of a few names:
Has'N'T'Been' Seen,
Akeem Been'Laid,
Have'N'T'Been Fucked,
Judy Smith?
14 arabs and a blonde?"
And every black and Hispanic man in the room is going: "Thank you, God! Oh, yes, we're off the list, mother fucker, yeah!"
CallaxianTitan 1 year ago 6
tarataratarakaboom!
kouneli12 1 year ago
I like skimming through the comments, you pretty much get the whole part of the show in text ;)
hazerk 1 year ago
HOLD DE BOWL HIGHER! HOLD IT HIGHER!
MonarchyTheLegend 1 year ago
To enhansh shah sheckshuall shtimulasheon
PhilanVortex 1 year ago
Robin Williams is a fucking genius!
EminemFan202 1 year ago 4
"No. What you do is strap that to your head, and say 'I. WILL NOT. BUY. STUPID SHIT. FOR NO REASON!"
lol
nephalos666 1 year ago 3
Cool drinking game = take a drink every time R.W. takes a drink.
You'll be wasted by part 4
DarthOdius 1 year ago 4
yea that right
WarriorMigs24 1 year ago
I got water..and if you want it cold I got ice Mfucker..
cmoonandstars 1 year ago 4
And the five year old kid they're patting him down and he says
"What're you doing, you're not a priest. Let go of me."
Lol, he does that voice waaaaaay to good!
nephalos666 1 year ago 6
"Antherax *Sniff* alright ..dosent go with my E-cola but fuck..." lol :p
TheKwachner227 1 year ago 4
"quest for fire - HAW-AW!!" rotflmfao
JokersSerious 1 year ago
Whaddya gonna do, tie up a pony?
commando85 1 year ago 6
hasm beensien achiem been laid haben been fucked judy smith! 14 arabs and a blonde. every african amaercan and mexican r like thatnk u god! o yes were off the list mother f! the mans ganna b fkin with u now habib! lmao
ElanyaR 1 year ago 2
i swear he's on blow or somethin lol
duchbag 1 year ago
@duchbag He used to be.
JXDlycan 1 year ago
@duchbag not in this tho...right?
duchbag 1 year ago
@duchbag Right.
JXDlycan 1 year ago
what're you doin, you're notta priest, let go off me!
WestentaschenHolmes 1 year ago
keith is the only man who can make the osbornes look fucking amish.
slandry78733 1 year ago 6
ROFLMAO!!!
SuperChocolate111 1 year ago
you're not a priest, let go of me! 3 words...Laugh. Out. Loud.
nothingnessman 2 years ago 6
the way he makes fun of the abdominal thing is so funny.
eugdog106 2 years ago
"I got a nail file! I can be irritating!"
Ahh, Robin Williams, got to love him.
LinkTPfan 2 years ago 20
GOIN' DOWN THE AISLE
CRAZY AISLE
lmfao
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago 9
i went FUCKING DUH
lmfao
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago 5
be vwary vwary qwuiet
we're wooking for terrowists
a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
rofl the best impression ever
lmao
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago 7
"We're wooking fwor tewworwists.. ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah"
JORDANDARKMAGIC 2 years ago 9
GOin down the aisle, crazy aisle!!! hilarious
Mr73beastmode 2 years ago 6
Lol if you are 22 years old and have Yuh gi oh on your youtube acct., you have no right to judge Robin Williams.
hattrickman32 2 years ago 185
@hattrickman32 Beeing hetero, I'll hit him :)
Holydiver2107 1 year ago
@hattrickman32 i am 22
Holydiver2107 1 year ago
@hattrickman32 i meant to vote up, that yugi oh shit is so fucking gay
Hammboner5 1 year ago
@hattrickman32 So I suppose my judgment of "Robin William is awesome and I love his 5-Year Old impression... and just about everything else in this Stand-up act." is invalid because I happen to be 22 Years Old AND have Yugioh on my account right?
Kutan 1 year ago
@hattrickman32 yeah right on dude
raeven1212 11 months ago