MST3K 0610 - The Violent Years (5/10)

[swingAE86]

man rape!

[ToyotaGuy1971]

"what a GREAT MOVIE"

[Dablkwid0w2008]

WTF! So they raped a man?

An ol girl was so thirsty to get a piece of her victim she stopped being a look out

[nativedawta]

the song whith the gumball michine was kind of funny but it started to get a bit . . . BORING!

[vennylos]

Isn't this every guy's ultimate goal...to be raped by a gang of hot, bad girls?

[textthing]

@vennylos

Actually, no. It's hypocrisy.

[mst3KGf]

"I totally condone what you're doing."

The entire robbery/male rape scene is absolutely side-splitting. I think its a pretty good insight into Ed Wood's pysche.

[shandelear]

"Schubert?"



[tripoli911]

This may be the first time the gang actually thanked Dr. Forrester for the movie.

[evilnewwargod]

That goldmine at the end with Servo in a wig is just incredible. Some really good skits in this one!

I love the sound of his bubble smacking the microphone the best.

[textthing]

@evilnewwargod

No, it's a misfire.

[evilnewwargod]

@textthing No, YOU'RE a misfire!!!!!

[textthing]

@evilnewwargod

That sounds dirty.

[Monkofmagnesia]

"Hundreds of men flock to crime scene!"

[Elcoyotenegro]

"Hey girls Can I see your park permit - oh my God."

[abmstie]

This episode has the most random host segments.

[TheMerlinOfAR]

That crap at the end with Servo in a wig is just terrible. Some really bad skits in this one!

[gatorbait20089]

So 4 hot babes took turns "raping" the "victim"? Why can't this kind of "crime" happen to me?

[terminalsoup]

I can't wait to see the remake of this movie.

[MarkVaderr]

Tom's A Star is Born skit is brilliant. What's just as funny is magic voice's very ominous and foreboding introduction.

[bLuDcLoT06]

1:04 hahha i see Scalli recovered from his several gunshot wounds, gave up the woman;s wrestling business and became a liutenant

[PhoenixHealing]

And it's the boss from Racket Girls too, Scalley!!!!!

[KingSnarf]

It's bad enough that this is an Ed Wood movie, but I think that's the dad from Eegah! too! NOOO!

[MattChrisF]

The rape victim looks like Gary Sinese.

[padddy5]

I often go WTF? at MST3K's references (I'm not American) but WTF WAS THE TOM SERVO MEANT TO BE?!! Wikipedia only informs me it's related to the film "A Star is Born", which makes me even more confused! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!

[Nullifidian]

@padddy5 It's a riff on the crying jag scene with Barbara Streisand from "A Star is Born". Tom Servo is playing Babs.

[pretorious700]

@padddy5 Must suck to need wikipedia to rely on so much for knowledge

[padddy5]

"11 dollars went very far back then."

"Squeal piggy!"

[RetroToledo]

@Scarpsad I'm sure my dad would like to know! :-)

[Majorbludd817]

Tom's sketch sounds like Chucky from Childs Play laughing.

[MsGodlessHeathen]

I love Tom's sketch in this one!

[giuseppi77]

Joel said it best during Bride of the Monster: "Ed Wood...how do you do it?"

[Elcoyotenegro]

"Hey girls, can I see your park permit...Oh my God."

"Refuses to press charges."

"Hundreds of men flock to crime scene."

[werewolf873]

...i dont know if i should feel sorry for that guy or be pissed that he is that lucky

[TheRaptorPope]

@Scarpsad I STILL have no idea what to make of that sketch.

[Nixel85]

""TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF""

[JackKlompus13]

@Nixel85

Just like Plumbers Don't Wear Ties! XD

[Nixel85]

@JackKlompus13

it's those kinds of movies which give head- I mean, get ahead

[JackKlompus13]

@Nixel85

John, are you gay?

[Nixel85]

@JackKlompus13

"Dammit Jane, you get on the stick and make some babies for your poor, old father!"

[JackKlompus13]

@Nixel85

He wanted me to strip for him to get a job!

You're disgusting!

[HayesAJones]

"Any patterns?"

[MrXclio]

he was knocked unconcious by a girl, how could that be life threatening?

[Archangel101576]

Anyone else notice that Ed Wood's fims contain scenes which reflect his weird sexual fantasies? What are the odds that a man would be gang raped by sexy young women? In his film, The Sinister Urge, the so-called plot was about porn. For his film, Glen or Glenda, Ed Wood dressed up as a woman. This guy was quite a pervert.

[verbusen]

Wow that whole last 5 or so minutes was really great from this normally wussy humor show. And that servo bit was totally off the wall, it was really bizarre I LOVED IT! Thanks for posting this is great!

[AMReese]

Jeez, in every Ed Wood movie, there's always a building code under fire in the news headlines. What are the chances?

[SBSmashers]

First youtube video ever with no dislikes.

[RetroToledo]

@SBSmashers So far I see one.

[funnystuff1284]

"hey girls can i see your permit, oh my god!" gets me every time

[amcint01]

You know, I failed to see the connection between the park scene and Streisand singing - until I realized they both result in the rape of an innocent victim.

[satinisthree]

"All but the Teutonic races will never be capable of leadership, and yet they breed rapidly like the mongrels that they - Oh, *throat clear*, more later......"

[athomicritics]

@satinisthree whait what ? where this quote come from ?

[DudeSinger]

Barbra Streisand would be proud

[DudeSinger]

omg its the first male rape scene

[QwertyitesWipQozn]

they ravished him....

[clshannon21]

"Let's just let the scene peter out ..."

[Sloth7d]

Refuses to press charges indeed. Now if they were ugos on the other hand...

[ZanderJSketch]

@Sloth7d

(puts on best Simon Cowell voice)

You're going to hollywood!

[bleckybob]

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are you watching me now? watch closely now! OH JOHN NULLMAN!!! JOHN NULLMAN!! >:D

[shiftyjake]

I hate to say it, but Tom's sketch here is on the level with Joey the Lemur for me. I think I speak for most of us when I say "WTF?"

[felson99]

@shiftyjake Man, me too.. Love the show..can't stand this skit...........

[niclasjt]

@shiftyjake It's a riff on Streisand's "A Star is Born." I haven't seen the movie either, but I'm guessing she's pretty weepy in the film and they took it to a comic extreme. Was probably more for the performer's age group than the audience they're finding now on youtube, or those of us who were pretty young when we were watching originally.

[shiftyjake]

@niclasjt Yeah, I know the reference. It's just a WTF execution, y'know? I guess they can't all be "Coatamundi Man" (my personal fave :))

[panterahellion]

Loving this show is a qualification factor for girlfriends in my life. I can't date a girl that can't chill out on the couch and watch this with me... just isn't right. They HAVE to like it.

[nonabliss]

@panterahellion I feel the same way. If I date a guy and he can't appreciate this show, it's kinda a turnoff. Of course I'll admit this show is an aquired taste, but if I ever found a guy who appreciated this show as much as I do....I'd ask him to marry me!

[Yapshire]

@nonabliss I've only met one other person who loved MST as much as me. That was 1992. Finding a friend who loves it is rare enough. Finding a WOMAN....well....no need to be selfish.

[Dragmack]

@Scarpsad i would say this show was the most fascinating and goofy thing ever.

[cinephilefromhell]

@Scarpsad "Ah. David Lynch finally came back to TV...yay..."

[d983394]

what am i gonna tie her up with?

I got some rope in the trunk...

[larchex]

Wait, didn't the gas station guy only get pistol whipped? Does that normally require a C-section? O.o If I'm wrong, go ahead and tell me, but unless the guy had an aneurysm or a concussion, I thought they just wake up after a while.

[Malithion666]

@larchex The C-section bit was a joke. On another note, you may recognize the esteemed doctor as the "kindly old pornographer" from Wood's "The Sinister Urge."

[larchex]

@Malithion666 Ahh, I see, lol. ^.^; Thanks XD

[Malithion666]

@larchex no problem. x3

[Malithion666]

@larchex The C-section bit was a joke. On another note, you may recognize the esteemed doctor as the "kindly old pornographer" from Wood's "The Sinister Urge."

[lainonthewired]

Just a friendly word of warning: Don't watch this and eat soup at the same time.

[wordzly]

"This is the third date in row that this has happened!"

Love it!

[Enumclaw]

0:50

"One of those men can be a police man."

"Another can be dressed like an Indian."

[nonabliss]

"I beg of you, don't lightly kiss my belly, and then don't nibble at my nipple buds, and don't drag your shiny hair across my body, cuz I hate that!"

"Eleven dollars went a long way back then."

"What a great movie!!"

"Penthouse Forum: The Motion Picture!"

[vivalaminion]

still dont see how that's rape...

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@vivalaminion

He was forced to have sex against his will. Forcing someone to have sex against their will = raping them. Got it? Good.

[vivalaminion]

@DrGregoryHouseIT if four hot chicks forced you to have sex with them...is that really rape?

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@vivalaminion

If you don't want to? YES. It's like saying that a woman wasn't raped because the guy who did it was hot. Stupid, offensive and above all, so wrong I can't even begin to describe it.

[s1lverfalcon]

@DrGregoryHouseIT While I appreciate your efforts and totally agree with you, I think you're wasting your time. This is Youtube. People here tend to be idiots.

[limbdarkening]

@vivalaminion What if four extremely fat ugly girls tied you up and forced you to have sex with them. Would that be rape?

[Sloth7d]

@limbdarkening Before or after they ate him?

[limbdarkening]

@DrGregoryHouseIT I find it odd that he could get hard in a situation like that if he didn't really want it.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

@limbdarkening

So do you find morning wood odd, too?

[limbdarkening]

@DrGregoryHouseIT When someone is afraid, assuming he was, but due to crappy acting, it's impossible to tell. lol

Anyways, fear makes arousal hard. No pun intended there. :)

[jmaxcamp]

hundreds of men arrive atcrime scene

[jmaxcamp]

rosicrucions are drawing ever nearer. love it!

[watda74]

4:26-7:47 Just too much! X-D

-Refuses to File Charges; Says 'Thank You, 'Thank You, 'Thank You, 'Thank You, 'Thank You!'; 100s of Men Flock to Crime Scene!

[eviljoel]

Is it just me, or does the implied rape scene feel like one of Ed Wood's fantasies? Except with less angora sweaters.

[MrSmuuf]

WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H...huh?WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEE...

[JimGrim90]

"These aren't kids. These are morons!"

[AMisplacedBoy]

Tom Servo doing Streisand from 'A Star is Born?' No, not at all random.

[adj789]

Those are the most polite robbers ever!

[DrWhiggs]

Streisand's performance at the end of A Star Is Born is horrific.

[felineshadow0221]

lol servo freaking out like this is funny but think of the actual voice actor Kevin Murphy and u'll laugh even harder J. Weinstein was ok but Kevin Murphy really brought the servo character to life especially in bits like this

[MINSANEvideos]

"Hundreds of men flock to crime scene!"

Score! XD

[SGTxBingus]

Its not rape, its surprise sex!



[boredandwise]

can someone explain to me what tom is doing at the end ? i laughed because it was ridiculous , but was that the joke or am i missing a refernce again .

[MusicBySav]

@boredandwise i finally got it that was a spoof on Barbara Streisand

[corvus13]

@boredandwise It's Streisand's scene from "A Star is Born".

[KaterzTheMSTie]

Oh the passion. I find you so acceptable. Your smoldering averageness, stop me.

[lednails]

I bet this isn't the first time Gary Sinice has been forcibly ravaged by four hot women.

[Sistererica]

@lednails I'd do him...

[troublesaway]

11 dollars went a long way back then.

Ha! Crow and Mike's comments in this segment had me rolling!!

[bloodrunsclear]

The Esther Hoffman Howard skit was hilarious :D

[rowsdowr2]

@bloodrunsclear Yup. I just looked that up and watched Streisand's number from the end of A Star is Born. Sorry if you are a Babs fan... But THAT made me laugh even harder. My Mom loved her, so sorry Mom. But if you can stomach it and aren't a huge fan of hers, it is hilarious and makes the sketch even funnier.

[OonaCanute]

@rowsdowr2 You inspired me to look it up. You're right, it makes Tom's skit even better.

[pretorious700]

@TomMSTie lol!!!

[pretorious700]

0:20-I love the way Ed Wood just has the guy walk right into the frame. He really had no clue how to block a scene, did he?

[Theburn77]

hey! i have a jerry garcia tie!

[bLuDcLoT06]

HEY ITS SCALLI FROM RACKET GIRLS!

i see his acting range has taken him from greasy mobster, to greasy inspector

[pretorious700]

@bLuDcLoT06 Yeah, I imagine any role he took on immediately had a "greasy" added at the front.

[captainky82]

Not to take away from the rape dialogue, but did Tom Servo just have the dad quote Mein Kampf? That was dark.

[devospud]

i'm sure the only reason he reported it as 'rape' was because his girlfriend was there... "no baby, i hated it! they totally forced me!"

[robokill387]

@devospud that's offensive. they had guns. the guy was probs scared for his life.

[Archangel101576]

"These aren't kids. These are morons."

[wattamack4]

So wait, Tom was crying during the third segment? I'd always thought he was laughing. :/

[CaptEoNinja83]

I really thought Tom was LAUGHING during this skit the first time I watched this episode. I didn't understand what the deal was until I read somewhere He's supposed to be CRYING. It still sounds like laughing to me.

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, it's the same right turn!

[MissJuneBennett]

"Dr. Forester as sent us a truly great movie!"

[MissJuneBennett]

"Dr. Forester as sent us a truly great movie!"

[tag7100]

Looks like Servo was getting some use out of the mushrooms from that short.

[pretorious700]

No matter how many times I see the Tom Servo freak out, I have to laugh out loud....Kevin is freakin' brilliant.

[danconia3873]

"Hundreds of men flock to crime scene" LOL

[MrNYCInwood]

Tom is spoofing Barbara Streisand's over-the-top 1976 version of A Star is Born.

[napalmnacey]

Hang on - what is Servo spoofing?

[jmg3116]

8:46 lmao

[pathugheslj]

..will he ever pump agian?

[blackdragon9291]

"You are acceptable as a mate, take me now."

:23 When they started this, the first thing I thought of was the "Doctor." scene from Spies Like Us. I don't know why...

[zorroazulapex]

Guys, I think the movies might be getting to Servo- well, nevermind. This is normal for the SOL!

[jaded0724]

Hahaha, that Servo bit was excellent.

[marshimaroo]

The rant blow was aimed at ChaoticYak.

[beggar1015]

01:19 I take it this line is from something well known (Mein Kampf, maybe?), only I don't know it. Anyone?

[brandone1981]

@beggar1015 it's not specific, but it is typical white supremacist bullcrap (definitely in the vein of MK)

[satinisthree]

@beggar1015 I noticed this line too - and had a great hearty laugh... I did some searching and found no matches to the exact wording. It's not from Mein Kampf, but definitely meant to sound like it.

[djfattie1]

oh the passion, I find you so acceptable

Ha ha ha!

[SeoulMan]

"Take off your underwear without taking off your pants!"

[ChaoticYak]

Call me a killjoy, but I found the rape scene to be rather disturbing and while I understand the jokes and know they could be funny...I just don't see that part as particularly entertaining.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

"Rape scene"? Hardly. You couldn't have dragged me AWAY at gunpoint!

[sosodankwhoop]

youre gay

[ChaoticYak]

Well, no, I'm not. Thanks for playing though. Better luck next time.

...and "you're" has an apostrophe. It's a contraction of "you" and "are".

[marshimaroo]

Are you fricking serious? I suppose the evening news makes you cry? would you like a pillow to bite down on?

[ChaoticYak]

Wow. People are just striking out all around in analyzing my thought processes. No, I don't cry at the evening news. I don't cry much at all, actually. Thanks for trying.

[zorroazulapex]

@CY: I get ya. (Although in my case I was laughing while being freaked out at the same time.) I think what's most disturbing about this scene is that the girls are getting away with it in broad daylight by the side of a road and with no disguises. I guess these characters live in surrealville where this kind of stuff isn't mind-numbing.

[textthing]

@ChaoticYak

Agreed. The assumption that it's somehow all right because roles are reversed is sheer hypocrisy.

[SoundsmithOne]

"Are ya watchin' me now... Watch closely, now!"

[SinnFein4ever]

LOL!

"Young man, gang-raped by four girls.  Refuses to press charges". XD

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

I'm sorry but I didn't get that joke at the end with servo being a singer, if there's some sort of inside joke I'm not seeing could someone fill me in?

[jekblom123]

@SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6 Yeah I don't get it either. Apparently esther hoffman was a character played by Barbara striesand in the movie A Star Is Born. But as for the flipping out on stage I have no Idea.

Funny to watch though. lol

[ChaoticYak]

I didn't get it either, but Tom certainly brought the freakout on. :)

[pretorious700]

@jekblom123 You have to see the film to appreciate just how "over the top" Streisand's performance is. Trust me, Servo captured it perfectly.

[ouijamoose]

"Oh, your smoldering average-ness, stop me."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

A psychological study for the Ages! XD

[numberfourtytwo]

"...refuses to press charges!" "Hundreds of men flock to crime scene!" I completely lost it there, and I was literally on the floor laughing. XD

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

*flat monotone voice* Oh your smoldering averageness, stop me. You are acceptable as a mate, take me now. :)

[joemomma46]

"The last 7 have been gas stations."

"Any pattern?"

"I completely condone what you're doing."

"Hey girls, can I see your park permit - OH MY GOD!"

[ElveeKaye]

They had to put "criminally attacked" in the headline because "raped by four hot babes" just wouldn't pass the censors.

Jeez, Tom had a bit of meltdown there at the end, didn't he? XD

[textthing]

@ElveeKaye

I'm wondering about the assumption that's made here - it isn't sexual assault because a woman does it, and a man will welcome being so assaulted.

[rexsteel]

Penthouse forum, the motion picture! LOL

[DarkAbsol8811]

OMG! Servo cracked me up! ROFL!

[moodysoup]

"Whenever I get to the end I fall into a wormhole, sorry."

*wheezing*

[LyndaHudson]

"Dr. Forrester has sent us a truly great movie." LMAO, I love how lecherous Mike and the Bots are, such naughty boys.

[YukinaRaven]

LMAO WHAT IS THIS MOVIE OH GOD.

A+ MST3K gang. A+.

[CaptMARNEY]

6:13 "Doctor Forrester has sent us a TRULY GREAT movie :D"

[ElveeKaye]

This is one of the few times they've actually LIKED a movie! =D

Yeah, that's saying something!

XD